How do they have lasers but no understanding of fluid dynamics

#Monsterdon #Krull

Red shirt?

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ARTAX!!

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hang on Robbie! Don't become a bog person...
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oh hell yeah, classic quicksand scene! #monsterdon

@yatsu It's literally just an environmental hazard.

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this is NOT "Total Eclipse of The Heart." #monsterdon

Prison design by Georgia O’Keeffe #monsterdon

The beast makes quicksand? .. ohhhh, ... ewwwww

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COME ON, ARTAX

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#Monsterdon She’s in the small intestine of the Beasts keep. Moist and oogy.

The moster has teeth in their eyes. How did that evolve? #monsterdon

the hallway has CLENCHED! #monsterdon

@msh

I like how they can't make up their minds whether they're using lightsabers or blasters or what

#Monsterdon

@rebeld

Oh boy, that would be suspenseful, but would require someone in charge of Continuity

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"All men need company." MMhmm, yep no man is an island etc. etc. I feel like we're on board with you by now but I suspect this is the Big Lesson of this fable and we will have the point driven into our skulls

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Rell wishes for ignorance, specifically of this obnoxious little wizard nerd. #Monsterdon

Emerald Jedi discovers the limitations of AI #monsterdon

@allanb oooh yes

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@diazona He's smart yes, but poor depth perception.

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe On another planet, because they've got loads of planets. Why do they care about this planet, though? It's like if Doctor Doom conquered half the world and then focused his efforts on Pitcairn. And half-assed it so much the Pitcairn Islanders nearly won.

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"I'd love to get my 'ands on some gooseberry pie" he said to the child

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I have money on my flank that says Terry Gilliam is envious of the smoke technician in this one...

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SMALL PEOPLE NEED LARGE NAMES TO GIVE THEM WEIGHT

Well, that explains all 5' of me, then.

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#Monsterdon Apparently the Beast gets his Slayers at a bulk discount. They’re worse than imperial stormtroopers.

Hey Bart, is it just me, or is the world... rising?

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Ergo needs to be less of an asshole to this poor cyclops.

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#Monsterdon so he already has the magic weapon, now we're just questing to find the map to the bad buys

Depth perception problem when handing out for a shake...

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Is it important that they keep on m-pregging out squids when they die? We get a closeup every time it happens. #monsterdon

Shake his hand you bigot!

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Give us more of the gross worm, movie!

I am counting it for "something gross". This is 1983.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Slayers are just mech-critters #monsterdon

#Monsterdon No sentries? No scouts? The Goose is the only one paying attention. You deserve to lose.

#Monsterdon Submarine Slayers attack! Cyclops scores a hole in one (Slayer).

I hate realizing I brought an axe to a laser gun fight.

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The slayers, their arms clad in shimmering sammite, held aloft from the lake...

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Cyclops givin' em the eye

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[score reminds you that it exists]

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The score recording sessions. #monsterdon

Can Ergo the Magnificent turn into Alan Partridge?

#Monsterdon #Krull

That description of the Cyclops is almost the same as the description of the Cyclops in the TTRPG, Troika.

Coincidentally I was looking at a copy in a game shop yesterday and flipped it open to that page.

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where is the factory where they make the laser guns? are the workers riding horses to their job at the laser gun factory?

#monsterdon

Slayers? I thought you said his power couldn't reach here!

They even installed a lift in the lake!

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"They said I was mad to build a temple in the swamp! But I built it all the same. The first temple sank into the swamp. So I built another! That one fell over, then sank into the swamp. But I built a THIRD temple and that one caught on fire, fell over and THEN fell into the swamp! But the fourth one stayed up." #Monsterdon

Kill one guy and the rest fail their morale check?

#monsterdon #krull

Oh, the slayers have some kind of creechur inside them. Yuck.

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Nothing bad in this swamp #Monsterdon

it still seems like we should have cars

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"I'm starting to see it. It says 'your vision will begin after this message from our sponsor.'"

#monsterdon

Still lovin' the horses. It's a fantasy film, you gotta do horses. This movie understands that.

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...not The Fire Swamp?? #monsterdon

The great swamp? Best leave Artax at home for this one. #monsterdon

Ya see, this is why you don't use the palantir to spy on Sauron.

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#Monsterdon I hate when a beastly arm interrupts my favorite holographic projection.

"It is a very silly place" #monsterdon

I gotta say that I think Ergo’s magic isn’t bad FX for 1983 #Monsterdon

That was one hell of an ad blocker there #Monsterdon

"Death and power are close cousins"

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British shape shifting Andy Dick is not exactly doing it for me. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Green google is the worst.

@MatthewTitus88 whaaaaaaaa 🤯

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Wait what there's an Emerald Temple?
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Love the green crystal cave, nothing better than a crystal MacGuffin

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The old man looks like he is enjoying this too much #monsterdon

"That's not impressive, but adequate."

My God, even the Annoying Wizard gets little character moments.

I dunno, am I gonna come away from this feeling like I experienced a gem? I doubt it, but we shall see. I appreciate a lot of what's going on here.

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The special effects are unreasonably good, tbh

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Gandalf the Green
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"What kind of boy are you?" RUDE.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Crystal Green Persuasion #monsterdon

Gandalf The Green here, knows Radagast The Brown (but not quite as brown because he's not covered in shit) from their high school days

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An adventuring party of four. I guess the other bandits are npcs.
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Interstellar visionary cyclops

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so, the old man is a SIMS?

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Ok I'm going to go get my knitting #monsterdon #krull

Is the clown shaking down the boy for sweets?

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Look it’s Gandalf the Green #monsterdon

That’s how you seized things back in the day. You just said “I seize xxxx” and it was done. #Monsterdon

Prendeghast the Green!

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@secretlybatman I would also follow T'Challa

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YOU DON'T SPLIT UP, GANG

THAT'S THE RULE!

#monsterdon

"Raisins in your brain case" is my new favorite insult.

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#Monsterdon Exposition Man decrees only four will continue, because they didn’t want to pay the bandit extras for more scenes.

Brave, Brave Sir Robin, bravely ran away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
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#Monsterdon They're in the emerald city

This rocks! More rocks!

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"Speak friend and enter."

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This movie is utter nonsense and I'm here for it. #monsterdon

Looks a bit gamma ray ee

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Good to see they're leaving the Redshirts behind. #Monsterdon

"Would you follow a king?"
Is it Aragorn?
If so: yes; otherwise: no
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King? Well I didn't vote for you! #Monsterdon #krull

"... time of their own death"

Thank you, Exposition Guy

#Monsterdon

Torquil was also the lead singer of Dexy's Midnight Runners

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#Monsterdon Apparently this cyclops is on the helpful side, unlike the “Magnificent” wiz.

#monsterdon, cyclops has a good eye

whoah, what in the SPACE TRIDENT was that?! #monsterdon

+3 spear of fainting

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Ok this movie is kinda growing on me a bit

Just needs more creechurs

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"Can't a man even talk to himself without being interrupted?"

I love the zingers in this movie. Not so much the banter writ large, but I get what it's going for and it's competently written enough for this era.

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