Oh, oh, If I really had my wish I would also wish to be on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain and not just because I am tripping right now.
#Monsterdon The Quicksand has indigetsion?
The bonus is that every scene could be a metal album cover.
@Andres4NY I'm sure it wasn't supposed to look like that but it absolutely did
"Oi...! A Cyclops just winked at me...!"
Santa V Santa #monsterdon
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old mangasm
Evil doppelganger time #Monsterdon
Movie quicksand and movie black holes both *suck*
#Monsterdon I have never seen quicksand scenes move this slowly.
#Monsterdon that is a lot of vermiculite in the quicksand scene
@moira Dude just gave the fuck up
#Monsterdon Menno went full Mennen. The best a man can get. Blub blub.
This littke quicksand pond has been the most menacing adversary so far which says something dunnit? #Monsterdon
None of you brought rope on this adventure?!
Welp, there's one Redshirt down. #Monsterdon
Synchronized slayers must have been practicing for Nationals #monsterdon
Cyclops is very awkward large lad. Tries to tell jokes but kills all of them.
#Monsterdon #Krull
Is that sack REALLY important?
#Monsterdon What do I wish for? Better pacing.
ASS HOLE!!
yeah, just have a seat right there. don't mind us leaving you alone for a bit
eugh, it's like damp sawdust. nasty. #monsterdon
quicksand training vid
Honestly, the mulch on top of water is not a bad effect. Nice job.
How do they have lasers but no understanding of fluid dynamics
I must admit I expected a lot more quicksand in my life based off the movies I watched as a kid
#monsterdon
ARTAX!!
Red shirt?
hang on Robbie! Don't become a bog person...
#monsterdon
oh hell yeah, classic quicksand scene! #monsterdon
@yatsu It's literally just an environmental hazard.
this is NOT "Total Eclipse of The Heart." #monsterdon
Prison design by Georgia OβKeeffe #monsterdon
The beast makes quicksand? .. ohhhh, ... ewwwww
COME ON, ARTAX
#Monsterdon Sheβs in the small intestine of the Beasts keep. Moist and oogy.
The moster has teeth in their eyes. How did that evolve? #monsterdon
the hallway has CLENCHED! #monsterdon
I like how they can't make up their minds whether they're using lightsabers or blasters or what
Oh boy, that would be suspenseful, but would require someone in charge of Continuity
"All men need company." MMhmm, yep no man is an island etc. etc. I feel like we're on board with you by now but I suspect this is the Big Lesson of this fable and we will have the point driven into our skulls
Rell wishes for ignorance, specifically of this obnoxious little wizard nerd. #Monsterdon
Emerald Jedi discovers the limitations of AI #monsterdon
@diazona He's smart yes, but poor depth perception.
@allanb oooh yes
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe On another planet, because they've got loads of planets. Why do they care about this planet, though? It's like if Doctor Doom conquered half the world and then focused his efforts on Pitcairn. And half-assed it so much the Pitcairn Islanders nearly won.
#Monsterdon #Krull
"I'd love to get my 'ands on some gooseberry pie" he said to the child
I have money on my flank that says Terry Gilliam is envious of the smoke technician in this one...
SMALL PEOPLE NEED LARGE NAMES TO GIVE THEM WEIGHT
Well, that explains all 5' of me, then.
#Monsterdon Apparently the Beast gets his Slayers at a bulk discount. Theyβre worse than imperial stormtroopers.
Hey Bart, is it just me, or is the world... rising?
Ergo needs to be less of an asshole to this poor cyclops.
#Monsterdon so he already has the magic weapon, now we're just questing to find the map to the bad buys
Depth perception problem when handing out for a shake...
Is it important that they keep on m-pregging out squids when they die? We get a closeup every time it happens. #monsterdon
Shake his hand you bigot!
Give us more of the gross worm, movie!
I am counting it for "something gross". This is 1983.
Slayers are just mech-critters #monsterdon
how do you fuck up so badly that you have space lasers and get owned by some shitty swords and a trident #monsterdon
#Monsterdon No sentries? No scouts? The Goose is the only one paying attention. You deserve to lose.
#Monsterdon Submarine Slayers attack! Cyclops scores a hole in one (Slayer).
I hate realizing I brought an axe to a laser gun fight.
The slayers, their arms clad in shimmering sammite, held aloft from the lake...
Cyclops givin' em the eye
[score reminds you that it exists]
The score recording sessions. #monsterdon
Can Ergo the Magnificent turn into Alan Partridge?
That description of the Cyclops is almost the same as the description of the Cyclops in the TTRPG, Troika.
Coincidentally I was looking at a copy in a game shop yesterday and flipped it open to that page.
where is the factory where they make the laser guns? are the workers riding horses to their job at the laser gun factory?
Slayers? I thought you said his power couldn't reach here!
They even installed a lift in the lake!
"They said I was mad to build a temple in the swamp! But I built it all the same. The first temple sank into the swamp. So I built another! That one fell over, then sank into the swamp. But I built a THIRD temple and that one caught on fire, fell over and THEN fell into the swamp! But the fourth one stayed up." #Monsterdon
Kill one guy and the rest fail their morale check?
Oh, the slayers have some kind of creechur inside them. Yuck.
Nothing bad in this swamp #Monsterdon
it still seems like we should have cars
"I'm starting to see it. It says 'your vision will begin after this message from our sponsor.'"
Still lovin' the horses. It's a fantasy film, you gotta do horses. This movie understands that.
...not The Fire Swamp?? #monsterdon
"And that's how they forged the propeller for The Red October. Any questions ?"
The great swamp? Best leave Artax at home for this one. #monsterdon
Ya see, this is why you don't use the palantir to spy on Sauron.
#Monsterdon I hate when a beastly arm interrupts my favorite holographic projection.
"...we must travel to the Emerald City! Come on Toto!"
"It is a very silly place" #monsterdon
I gotta say that I think Ergoβs magic isnβt bad FX for 1983 #Monsterdon
That was one hell of an ad blocker there #Monsterdon
"Death and power are close cousins"
British shape shifting Andy Dick is not exactly doing it for me. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Green google is the worst.
@MatthewTitus88 whaaaaaaaa π€―
Love the green crystal cave, nothing better than a crystal MacGuffin
Wait what there's an Emerald Temple?
#Monsterdon
"dude, we gotta take you to our next rave!" #monsterdon
The old man looks like he is enjoying this too much #monsterdon
"That's not impressive, but adequate."
My God, even the Annoying Wizard gets little character moments.
I dunno, am I gonna come away from this feeling like I experienced a gem? I doubt it, but we shall see. I appreciate a lot of what's going on here.
The special effects are unreasonably good, tbh
Gandalf the Green
#monsterdon
"What kind of boy are you?" RUDE.
Crystal Green Persuasion #monsterdon