Guy that just watched “Free Solo”: Hold my glaive…
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I am enjoying the mountain-climbing montage. If it goes on much longer, though…

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The Cliffs of Insanity!

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The rock climbing montage we all wanted. #monsterdon

Omg I can't even with this soundtrack. All the star trek movies called and were like: You need to calm down. #monsterdon

Those pants sure are ... umm ... shiny.

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Those pants are a choice
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#Monsterdon Rocks fall, nobody dies. Epic music wasted on some pretty basic rock climbing.

True Facts: This climbing scene was done without safety harnesses because they couldn't get them out of shot. Absolutely not something you could get away with today.

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this planet's REI has a really nice climbing wall

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OH HELL YEA A ROCK SLIDE SCENE

It has been so many many years since I've seen one of those. I *love* that sequence. It's so pragmatically lazy but can do an okay job conveying some drama if it's established well and the prop rocks are done with sufficient care (and you have good crew running them)

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man i wanna be a shitty little Welsh twunk in shiny pants...

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Would climbing rocks in those pants be a hinderance? Feels like it's constricting

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We used all the high brass in the first 10 minutes or so. The brass section is resting now, and the strings take the field.
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Am I the right man?

Not with that attitude.

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Tight striped pants were the fashion at the time

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I forgot how unyieldingly intrusive this soundtrack is #monsterdon

As much as I'm digging the soundtrack, I don't know if we needed the heavenly choir during the scene where Colwyn trips on some rocks. #monsterdon

Must be rough wearing a black leather shirt in the sun

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If you can dodge a rock you can dodge a ball!

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Dumbass triggered an avalanche... careful on the scree!

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The Glave is that flying 5-pointed thing

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#Monsterdon That's right! You neg that kid! Toxic masculinity at him until he gets off his ass!

True fact: They're actually talking about a "Glade" air freshener, but the pronunciation was twisted by the passing of time.

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#monsterdon, is that all matte painting or are there mountains like that?

@starkraving666
Sounds pretty good to me. I'm watching on cable (maybe from MovieAnywhere not sure 🤷‍♂️)
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Feels like we could've saved a lot of lives if we had started glaiving months ago #monsterdon

Wait, why go to this Black Fortress? Why wouldn't the Slayers just leave?

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"Am I that man?"

Generally speaking if you have to ask, the answer is no >_> #Monsterdon

there is now a Noun that must be sought by the alleged hero

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WE'RE GONNA FIGHT MR BEAST! #monsterdon

i think this movie is two hours long because they spend 30 total minutes on lingering shots of mountains. #monsterdon

OOH I KNOW THIS! Use a mirror! #monsterdon

Oh, that cross-ish medallion is a symbol of the King's authority?

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this castle's builders must've been shaped like their doorways, like in forbidden planet

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"Ynyr, I don't know anyone by that name, but there is a... Colonel Mustard.. " ✨ #monsterdon

"I'll find men on the way."

We'll make a stop at Accountemps. #Monsterdon

When you're grieving over your father make sure the camera gets a good look at your flexed abs

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Ooh lasers! #monsterdon

It’s his girlfriend’s starfish! #monsterdon

I guess that blaster was set to stun.

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Sir. Put those nips away, sir. This is a Wendy's.

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Abs, at least you have abs. #monsterdon

Definitely called that part Monty Python

please let there be a castle with French people

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MY SPIROGRAPH I THOUGHT I'D LOST IT FOREVER

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Freddie Jones who was Thurfir Hawat in Lynch's Dune. #Monsterdon

This is a littl well done for my cheesy 80's sci-fi tastes. I prefer mine more medium rare....#monsterdon

WHY IS THERE A FAKE HORSE LOL

Edit: oh okay maybe not fake at all. It was *remarkably* still in that first passing shot though

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Swash the buckles!
Robin some hoods?
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It's just a flesh wound.

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omg! Bingo in under 20 minutes! This has got to be a record or something! #monsterdon

Is... everyone... dead? Movie over?

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...Oh, he's alive. Dammit. #Monsterdon

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After this, I don't want to hear anyone mocking Imperial Storm Troopers ever again.

It's beloved character actor Freddie Jones!

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I'll bet those horsies enjoyed all of this except the face pulling part

Huh the home grown Krull knights suits of armor are kinda high tech looking.
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Hope, Liam Neeson bites it in this film. #monsterdon.

It's the least he can do.

True facts: They set up and practiced all of the fight choreography before they had the costumes done.

And once they had the costumes, no one could move to actually DO the choreography anymore.

OOOOOPS.

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y'know, these ragdoll physics are pretty good for a game from the 80s

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Half-Laser Blaster/Half Electric Sword counts as goofy weapon for bingo

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Welp, hero's dead, movie over, thanks for coming y'all

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What the hell are red lightning swords?

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Oh no! The Slayers are here!
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Someone watched far too many Errol Flynn films prepping for this scene.

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That was the perfect opportunity for a Wilhelm scream.

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@blogdiva
The pilot, I think.

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#Monsterdon finally! Someone thinks to use a basic sheet to get advantage. This is finally a smart bit of melee celluloid. My respect is cheap.

lol what is this music?

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@moira Just Jedi things

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This is a super lame version of the battle of Helm's Deep.

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It's like guys showing up at the ren-fest in Storm trooper gear. #Monsterdon #Krull

so why is his sword all lasery and nobody else's?

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80s b movie practical effects, my beloved

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So the alien invaders have space travel, plasma weapons, but not repeating rifles?

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batman did the wall climbing better

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So the flying castle dudes have lasers? #Monsterdon

love those laser noises!

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@jsadow I'm an Old #monsterdon

I see gates made from cybertruck panels hold up about as well as cybertrucks

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He's going to brand here with his initials.

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stunning fire effects! she holds the fire in her hand! magic!

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It was given to me to know
that this movie drives me to DRINK fire water.
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I keep waiting for Conan to show up.

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"What the fuck am I supposed to do with this fire?"

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#Monsterdon this is a nice marriage ceremony

and now to burn the ceremonial faramir

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@Zerofactorial Not Buffy and Faith?

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Her: Your journey was hard?

His smirk: Not as hard as... Well you'll see.

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#Monsterdon the LNG budget was unlimited.

Is this a wedding or a medieval fashion show? Look at those sleeves! #monsterdon

I'm going to be hearing music like this in my head everywhere I go and during everything I do from now on. #Monsterdon #krull

"Stop with the clanking, it's very annoying!"

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I heard a bit of "we have Mars The Bringer of War at home"

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Cool castle.
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And how much experience does her father have with bad husbands, exactly? #monsterdon

Wait. Is this a kissing movie?

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They have good chemistry, I'll believe any dumb love story if the actors have good chemistry

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"Being king sucks, let's make our kids do it."

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holy hell this movie is 2 hours long someone needs to start the steal to hack the elections and make sure this doesn't happen again #monsterdon