I'm guessing the cyclops went to Oxford

probably minored in classic literature

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Hey, now their spears have the ability to repeat fire, WTH? I guess the swamp provides a Feat bonus?

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so are these lasers or bolts of magic they're fighting with? #monsterdon

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WAIT! Cyclops guy is part Wookie?

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#Monsterdon spotted our first cranberry sauce goa’uld.

The stormtroopers are basically daleks #monsterdon

Here we see the Slayers' synchronized swimming team

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Actually, I've always aspired to be Absalom, Absalom

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I've always aspired to be adequate adequate

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and, like... Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane? dang.

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"Welcome to the ancient soundstage of F'og Ma'chine"

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Came for the #Monsterdon stayed for the ROCKS

I DEMAND RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE #monsterdon

The old internet perv pulled a rug pull with those 'emeralds'

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"Our need is great." had serious Dude Where's My Car vibes.

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#Monsterdon “The Emerald Ladies Room! He cannot look there! Nor apparently hold a purse. “

When your super-villain is skilled in prophecy hacking

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I'm so bored I just keep thinking about how not worth it it would be to live in a sci-fi fantasy kingdom with magic if you still have to use a chamber pot and not have internet

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See the Beast's hand stopping them snooping?

That's how I imagine a VPN works

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a chaos emerald! #monsterdon

Could really go for some lime Jell-O right about now.

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this kid is used to humoring adults. #monsterdon

These older fantasy adventures turn into interminable wanderings where we never get to have interesting moments with our characters because we're constantly moving on to the next ally we need to recruit or macguffin we need to find or princess we need to rescue. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “We seek the Black Fortress!” Well, you found the Green Cave. Need better GPS (Glaive positioning system….)

I was half-expecting our green-themed seer to have a computer instead of a spinning crystal.

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#Monsterdon “I know the smell too. Old leather wrapped in bacon and sweat socks. You should really wash in a better river”

@CactuarJoe jesus, it IS Gandalf!

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The sets, am I right folks? If nothing else we've got these sets to look at

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So what do you figure the under/over is on Muttonchop Gandalf there eating it before the end of the movie? #Monsterdon

"the theme of this cave is......GREEN"

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PERSON with one eye, you judgemental clown

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#Monsterdon Harry, you’re a knockoff Luke Skywalker.

Wow whatshisfazace is so young
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Only two people have the key?
And one is the king?
For manacles?
Are manacles really that fancy?

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What are we fighting for? The closest thing I've seen to a society was a castle in the middle of nowhere full of huge open empty spaces and no furniture. #monsterdon

Love that dying scream of the slayers....

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I love how everyone is ACTING and you can tell because they are using their ACTING voices.

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#Monsterdon so another question. If the slayer force is fucking around out and about and the big bad castle just vips away come morning, all you’d need to do is just delay them and then they are randomly homeless.

The bandit leader has a slight hint of a Yorkshire accent or what

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Maybe its the accents but I'm getting real clockwork orange vibes from this gang. #monsterdon

Bandido chief is making more sense that MC King and Obi-Wannabe. #monsterdon

Liam Neeson!

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The alien castle refuses to make the Tardis noise when it fades out and in to teleport.
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He follows no man.
Well then, that's good. He's no man, he's a boy.

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"But we fight for profit, know what I mean? More than scale, anyway." Thanks Liam!

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The giant eye of Sauron is slightly less threatening in this prequel.

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#Monsterdon These men are drunk and don’t care where they are. These men care where they are and don’t drink!

#monsterdon Is that Liam Neeson‽

"would you follow a King?"

NO GODS, NO MASTERS!

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I do not understand the world building at all

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It is the star of doom! #monsterdon

Okay, for 1983, the special effects are okay. #monsterdon

“F*** Everything, We're Doing Five Blades”

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This wizard looks like half the comedians on the British panel show circuit. #monsterdon

Yay. Fun practical effects! #monsterdon

#HashTagGames
#SinglePeoplesLife

Being able to participate in Hashtag Games and #Monsterdon at the same time with no interruptions....except I'm late for Monsterdon AGAIN!!!!

Are we filling in the "writer's barely disguised fetish" square for that one?

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WHAT AM I WATCHING #monsterdon

I'm so glad I'm old and beyond falling in love

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So is this guy using an especially fiery version of the Scroll of Icarian flight?

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A new character has hit the movie

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The bumbling wizard is a marmite character (love/hate) according to the wikipedia

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Okay, I appreciate we have a diegetic reason for the Black Fortress moving around, but that if anything that makes it sillier?

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the best part of this movie is how much everybody thinks every element of it is totally awesome, it's completely oversold at every single beat.

the enthusiasm, while completely unjustified, is still kind of infectious.

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It's the thingy! The thingy that everyone rememebes about this movie and we forget the name so it becomes The Krull.
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There are some brilliant shots in this movie, including the eye-shaped cell #monsterdon

The falling rock scene (along with 1983) forced me to look up whether this movie was shown in 3D. I think it was not.

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Spinny McPenta-Stab.

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I was hoping it would remain a huge cookie. #monsterdon

It's a switchblade Shikuren, nice!
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#Monsterdon we’ve got some very convenient thermodynamics and brittleness numbers on this igneous rock here.

USER MANUAL SAYS USE PPE, gloves!

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Chocolate starfish #monsterdon

Oh , it's not red because it's hot, only spicy

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OOooooh. Forbidden Starfish!

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so

how's he gonna get down?

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True Facts: JJ Abrams wants to reboot this franchise.

RUN AWAY

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@srol you should see the "Colwyn has quiet private thoughts" scene

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He just climbed rocks for 20 minutes

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Seriously though, the soundtrack sits front and center and shouts, "THIS IS EPIC GOD DAMN IT, ACKNOWLEDGE HOW EPIC THIS IS" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I see we have returned to New Zealand.

Rocks fall; no one dies

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@aprilfollies I hope exposition man returns in a later scene with more information about what else is going on in the movie!

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Donkey Kong throwing rocks. Make a dexterity roll.

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Just appreciating those are real mountains and they really threw rocks at Ken Marshall ....it would all be CGI now of course....

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"Hi folks, I'm a mountain. Just wanna put in a good word for plate tectonics while the camera lingers on me. Thanks for stopping by!" #Monsterdon

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A big Sword and Laser Welcome to all new participants tonight!

We've got:

A strange brew.

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I'm no man. I'm Chris Pratt!

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THAT'S NOT A GLAIVE

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#monsterdon No man have seen him and lived.

I am no man! we welcome a trans prince.

"You will need more than men and swords. You will need less tacky pants."

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True Facts: This set was so large, they couldn't heat the entire thing, leading many cast members and extras to have hypothermia. 😬

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"There is no time now for grief. You spent all your allowance on this mall store throwing star ,you're gonna practice with it unitl you get good or you learn your lesson"

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I think if I lived in Space Medieval times I would specialize in poultices. #Monsterdon

we have laser guns but no first aid kids. just scraps of burlap

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"...I will heal you with this meat paste!"

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Sir, there's something growing on your chest, some kind of moss or fungus....

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@ramsey This is #Monsterdon, we'd never let a little thing like everyone dying get in the way of a bad movie