When all of this is over that grey dappled mare is MINE, I called her

#Monsterdon #Krull

I do enjoy the sets and the effects. I wish I cared about anything that was happening

#monsterdon

day for night, check!

#monsterdon

This movie has #GhostRider horses!
#Monsterdon #Krull

I am loving all the horse people here nerding out over the horses #monsterdon #krull

so why didn't the Fire Horses run away from their captors like that? #monsterdon

oh okay there's the fire I guess

#Monsterdon

Where's the Budweiser wagon? 🐎🐎🐎🐎
#Monsterdon

E.T. PHONE YOUR LAWYER BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING RIPPED OFF! #monsterdon

So many pretty mountains, so many....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And suddenly, the horses have full tack from… somewhere.

oh man that green screen effect is BAD

#monsterdon

Setting fire to that cornfield like a rampaging army....

#Monsterdon

"We had no time!"

BITCH THIS MOVIE IS TWO HOURS LONG YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME. #Monsterdon

I don't know anything about horses, are those actual clydesdales (or some other breed) or just horses with little wigs on their legs? LOL

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Wait where did all the tack come from??

#Monsterdon #Krull

@bstacey If only you'd been in the room at that time, you'da saved them a couple million dollars. #monsterdon

OKAY. Who wants next on spouting exposition? #monsterdon

weirdly this does look like the place where you catch the giant horses in BOTW

#monsterdon

If you can catch them on the horses you already have, how fast can they be? #monsterdon

@aprilfollies Yes. Finally, The Plot will be formed! #monsterdon

Firemares, or as they're more usually known, beer horsies. #Monsterdon

What did he die of? Sand poisoning? #monsterdon

he's gonna deliver the message then die, right? #monsterdon

these sets are BEAUTIFUL, though. #monsterdon

How to remove Lure-of-the-Web using PowerShell

#Monsterdon #Krull

@r343l

Lyssa the widow of the web

Other Lyssa

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 We'll all be paying in therapy later "spiiderpig spiiderpig" #Monsterdon

O.K., what part of Gustav Host's "The Planets" was Horner ripping-off just now?

#monsterdon

The spider bouncing on its web to track the vibrations of prey is also very realistic behaviour. Colour me thoroughly impressed by spider rep in this movie

#Monsterdon

You cannot stop time.

But you can make it seem to slow to a crawl

Such as in the case of the plot of this #Monsterdon film

We've spent like fifteen fucking minutes in here #monsterdon #krull

I feel kinda bad for the spider though, I don't think it asked for any of this

#Monsterdon

God this is great. I wish the whole movie was this tightly written and executed.

The narrative demand for Ynyr seeing Lyssa as young is a little gross but idk they did execute it well.

#Monsterdon

okay, for real though, i like this whole sub plot about the villain being our ex, and she turns out not to be really evil, just suffering after a terrible decision. #monsterdon

Surely he has a pocket for that sand.

We all know how powerful pocket sand is.

#monsterdon

OK, confirmed that is OG Lady Jessica.

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon And allow him to feel through your pants!

This is so ridiculously misogynistic I can’t even, where is the spider to eat me #monsterdon

"Eh, what son? I never met 'im"

#monsterdon #Krull

@Taweret I think this #Monsterdon started as like some sort of 2 hour VFX and soundtrack demo reel and then some studio exec saw it and thought it was so good they could just add a bit of dialogue and make a movie out if it.

You know...for cost recovery...or something like that I dunno

Ah yes, the elusive transparent extremely noisy stop-motion spider. Their bite is deadly, if you hold still while they take a frame. #monsterdon

Ynyr [seeing skulls]:
Man, I really dodged a bullet dumping her when I did.

#Monsterdon

He sought an audience with a Reverand Mother of the Bene Gesserit.

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon How about the beach scorpions from Clash of the Titans!

YORICK!!
#monsterdon

Who would win in a fight, Krull spider or Honey I Shrunk The Kids scorpion? #monsterdon

USE YOUR ACTING VOICE

#Monsterdon

yess
/╲/\╭(ఠఠ益ఠఠ)╮/\╱\
#monsterdon

peak girlrotting queen
#monsterdon

The spider in this is creepier than the one in Lord Of The Rings

#Monsterdon

How does this lady get groceries?

#Monsterdon #Krull

dude gonna be pulling cobwebs out of his ears for weeks after this
#monsterdon

The ropes around the horses' ears are for ...okay, I don't know why there are ropes on the horses' ears

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon When every other word is “love” or “power” you know it’s not going for subtle subtext.

Those contact lenses look painful!!! #Monsterdon

don't count how many fingers he has, Lyesha! #monsterdon

"I can assume any form I wish, but I have trouble with the eyes."

#Monsterdon #Krull

The Black Fortress sets look really cool. Maybe sometime in the next 52 minutes something will actually happen in them. #monsterdon

this is one of those movies that would be best watched with the sound off while you listen to an album that kinda syncs to it

#monsterdon

I'm not comfortable with how directly organic this all looks. Sphincter doorways are a line too far.

#Monsterdon #Krull

They did everything right but somehow it's all wrong

#monsterdon

Power vs Love

#monsterdon #krull

Where did this Blonde come from?

#Monsterdon

The Seer has been replaced by his outie, oh no #monsterdon

PUPPY! Ergo is a good wizard.
#Monsterdon #Krull

polyam representation!

#monsterdon

@Lazarou we shall never forget the yeti nipple

unfortunately

#Monsterdon

Peter Jackson is such a hack. Just ripping off Krull, scene after scene to make that 2-bit Fellowship of the Rings thing. #monsterdon

The Soundtrack is yet another of The Beast's weapons... #monsterdon

now we’re on to the portion where we discuss the Neesons sexploits

#monsterdon #Krull

“He gave his life for us.”
“I know”

#Monsterdon #Krull

@allanb Arguably this *was* better as a Star Wars film

#Monsterdon

TWO suns? In this economy??

#Monsterdon

@moira We went from Obi-Twos down to Obi-Wan.

#Monsterdon

You're ripping off SHELOB now? Read another book, motherfucker! #Monsterdon

Is this it?? Is this the RiffTrax promo scene? From the Space Mutiny live show? #monsterdon

oh right i forgot we have two obi-wans on this movie

#monsterdon #Krull

Man they killed the shit out of that guy #monsterdon

Oh, the beast having many methods is probably inspired by Sauron?

#monsterdon #krull

You know who the red shirts are because you're not going "awww, it's the baby ****" about them

#Monsterdon

Those 3 trees that "grow as one" don't look like they're growing much at all

#monsterdon

@Bluedepth

Boomers as well! Quicksand was in every safari movie, Tarzan movie, desert adventure of any kind. Every hike I took as a kid was a potential death sentence.
With just my clawed hand visible at the end.

#monsterdon

quicksand scenes are maybe the most boring runtime padding you could ask for. who wants to see the protagonists going really slow and then losing one of the secondary characters that never had any characterization anyway #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 its not, that's the tragedy #Monsterdon

Menno fails his athletics check and sinks beneath the surface of the Space Quicksand.

Everybody roll another CON check and athletics check to get back out

#Monsterdon

I do appreciate that the quick sand was clearly water with garden mulch floating on it

#monsterdon

Not a joke, I was really into quicksand as a kid. This was my favorite board game. I was so disappointed when I learned it's not the fatal threat movies make it out to be. #monsterdon

Menno is Oh No. #monsterdon

Star Wars was pretty good but it never stopped dead for 9 minutes to watch men sclorp around in oatmeal, advantage Krull. #monsterdon

bye bye Menno

you will not be remembered

#monsterdon

Noo not whtshizface guy!

#monsterdon

Is this the RiffTrax promo scene? From the Space Mutiny live show??? All these forest scenes look the same. #monsterdon

Your actions do give you weight, that is a deep truth.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu that's a lot of fairground vomit.... #Monsterdon

@ramsey same

#Monsterdon

Look, @Taweret, the evil aliens have advanced technology and the means to make it (they can probably travel to other planets and get it from there easily). The normal people on the planet don't have the technology and only a few people know how to use the malfunctioning fragments they have access to, which the masses perceive as "magic". It's really quite simple

#Monsterdon

RIP Menno "The Sack Guy"

#Monsterdon

You can't underestimate the feminine fantasy of running through halls in looking beautiful in a flowy dress with plenty of cleavage

#Monsterdon

Rhun later became a giant. After he grew his beard out

#monsterdon