Those contact lenses look painful!!! #Monsterdon

don't count how many fingers he has, Lyesha! #monsterdon

"I can assume any form I wish, but I have trouble with the eyes."

#Monsterdon #Krull

The Black Fortress sets look really cool. Maybe sometime in the next 52 minutes something will actually happen in them. #monsterdon

this is one of those movies that would be best watched with the sound off while you listen to an album that kinda syncs to it

#monsterdon

I'm not comfortable with how directly organic this all looks. Sphincter doorways are a line too far.

#Monsterdon #Krull

They did everything right but somehow it's all wrong

#monsterdon

Power vs Love

#monsterdon #krull

Where did this Blonde come from?

#Monsterdon

The Seer has been replaced by his outie, oh no #monsterdon

PUPPY! Ergo is a good wizard.
#Monsterdon #Krull

polyam representation!

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@Lazarou we shall never forget the yeti nipple

unfortunately

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Peter Jackson is such a hack. Just ripping off Krull, scene after scene to make that 2-bit Fellowship of the Rings thing. #monsterdon

now we’re on to the portion where we discuss the Neesons sexploits

#monsterdon #Krull

“He gave his life for us.”
“I know”

#Monsterdon #Krull

@allanb Arguably this *was* better as a Star Wars film

#Monsterdon

TWO suns? In this economy??

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@moira We went from Obi-Twos down to Obi-Wan.

#Monsterdon

You're ripping off SHELOB now? Read another book, motherfucker! #Monsterdon

Is this it?? Is this the RiffTrax promo scene? From the Space Mutiny live show? #monsterdon

oh right i forgot we have two obi-wans on this movie

#monsterdon #Krull

Man they killed the shit out of that guy #monsterdon

Oh, the beast having many methods is probably inspired by Sauron?

#monsterdon #krull

You know who the red shirts are because you're not going "awww, it's the baby ****" about them

#Monsterdon

Those 3 trees that "grow as one" don't look like they're growing much at all

#monsterdon

quicksand scenes are maybe the most boring runtime padding you could ask for. who wants to see the protagonists going really slow and then losing one of the secondary characters that never had any characterization anyway #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 its not, that's the tragedy #Monsterdon

Menno fails his athletics check and sinks beneath the surface of the Space Quicksand.

Everybody roll another CON check and athletics check to get back out

#Monsterdon

I do appreciate that the quick sand was clearly water with garden mulch floating on it

#monsterdon

Menno is Oh No. #monsterdon

Star Wars was pretty good but it never stopped dead for 9 minutes to watch men sclorp around in oatmeal, advantage Krull. #monsterdon

bye bye Menno

you will not be remembered

#monsterdon

Noo not whtshizface guy!

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Is this the RiffTrax promo scene? From the Space Mutiny live show??? All these forest scenes look the same. #monsterdon

@yatsu that's a lot of fairground vomit.... #Monsterdon

@ramsey same

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Look, @Taweret, the evil aliens have advanced technology and the means to make it (they can probably travel to other planets and get it from there easily). The normal people on the planet don't have the technology and only a few people know how to use the malfunctioning fragments they have access to, which the masses perceive as "magic". It's really quite simple

#Monsterdon

RIP Menno "The Sack Guy"

#Monsterdon

You can't underestimate the feminine fantasy of running through halls in looking beautiful in a flowy dress with plenty of cleavage

#Monsterdon

Rhun later became a giant. After he grew his beard out

#monsterdon

I'm guessing the cyclops went to Oxford

probably minored in classic literature

#Monsterdon

Hey, now their spears have the ability to repeat fire, WTH? I guess the swamp provides a Feat bonus?

#Monsterdon #Krull

so are these lasers or bolts of magic they're fighting with? #monsterdon

#monsterdon

WAIT! Cyclops guy is part Wookie?

#monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon spotted our first cranberry sauce goa’uld.

The stormtroopers are basically daleks #monsterdon

Here we see the Slayers' synchronized swimming team

#Monsterdon

I've always aspired to be adequate adequate

#monsterdon

and, like... Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane? dang.

#monsterdon

"Welcome to the ancient soundstage of F'og Ma'chine"

#Monsterdon

Came for the #Monsterdon stayed for the ROCKS

I DEMAND RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE #monsterdon

The old internet perv pulled a rug pull with those 'emeralds'

#Monsterdon

"Our need is great." had serious Dude Where's My Car vibes.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “The Emerald Ladies Room! He cannot look there! Nor apparently hold a purse. “

When your super-villain is skilled in prophecy hacking

#Monsterdon

I'm so bored I just keep thinking about how not worth it it would be to live in a sci-fi fantasy kingdom with magic if you still have to use a chamber pot and not have internet

#monsterdon

See the Beast's hand stopping them snooping?

That's how I imagine a VPN works

#Monsterdon

Could really go for some lime Jell-O right about now.

#Monsterdon

this kid is used to humoring adults. #monsterdon

These older fantasy adventures turn into interminable wanderings where we never get to have interesting moments with our characters because we're constantly moving on to the next ally we need to recruit or macguffin we need to find or princess we need to rescue. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “We seek the Black Fortress!” Well, you found the Green Cave. Need better GPS (Glaive positioning system….)

I was half-expecting our green-themed seer to have a computer instead of a spinning crystal.

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon “I know the smell too. Old leather wrapped in bacon and sweat socks. You should really wash in a better river”

@CactuarJoe jesus, it IS Gandalf!

#monsterdon

The sets, am I right folks? If nothing else we've got these sets to look at

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So what do you figure the under/over is on Muttonchop Gandalf there eating it before the end of the movie? #Monsterdon

"the theme of this cave is......GREEN"

#Monsterdon

PERSON with one eye, you judgemental clown

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Harry, you’re a knockoff Luke Skywalker.

Wow whatshisfazace is so young
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Only two people have the key?
And one is the king?
For manacles?
Are manacles really that fancy?

#monsterdon

What are we fighting for? The closest thing I've seen to a society was a castle in the middle of nowhere full of huge open empty spaces and no furniture. #monsterdon

I love how everyone is ACTING and you can tell because they are using their ACTING voices.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

#Monsterdon so another question. If the slayer force is fucking around out and about and the big bad castle just vips away come morning, all you’d need to do is just delay them and then they are randomly homeless.

The bandit leader has a slight hint of a Yorkshire accent or what

#monsterdon

Maybe its the accents but I'm getting real clockwork orange vibes from this gang. #monsterdon

Bandido chief is making more sense that MC King and Obi-Wannabe. #monsterdon

Liam Neeson!

#monsterdon

The alien castle refuses to make the Tardis noise when it fades out and in to teleport.
#Monsterdon #Krull

He follows no man.
Well then, that's good. He's no man, he's a boy.

#monsterdon

"But we fight for profit, know what I mean? More than scale, anyway." Thanks Liam!

#monsterdon

The giant eye of Sauron is slightly less threatening in this prequel.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon These men are drunk and don’t care where they are. These men care where they are and don’t drink!

"would you follow a King?"

NO GODS, NO MASTERS!

#Monsterdon

I do not understand the world building at all

#monsterdon

It is the star of doom! #monsterdon

Okay, for 1983, the special effects are okay. #monsterdon

“F*** Everything, We're Doing Five Blades”

#Monsterdon #Krull

This wizard looks like half the comedians on the British panel show circuit. #monsterdon

Yay. Fun practical effects! #monsterdon

Are we filling in the "writer's barely disguised fetish" square for that one?

#Monsterdon

WHAT AM I WATCHING #monsterdon

I'm so glad I'm old and beyond falling in love

#monsterdon

So is this guy using an especially fiery version of the Scroll of Icarian flight?

#monsterdon #krull

A new character has hit the movie

#Monsterdon

The bumbling wizard is a marmite character (love/hate) according to the wikipedia

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Okay, I appreciate we have a diegetic reason for the Black Fortress moving around, but that if anything that makes it sillier?

#monsterdon #krull