The real Krull is the friends we sacrificed along the way.

#monsterdon

it's last command is to initiate nuclear detonation. #monsterdon

"So I can burn a hole through whatever kind of rock this is now?"

This man has an absurdly powerful hairy forearm

#Monsterdon

Did I already use the "Fly, you fools!" bit? ...Oh I did, huh :/ #Monsterdon

The castle isn't disintegrating, we're just seeing them run out of budget in real time.

#monsterdon #krull

Waste of a perfectly good flying interstellar rock castle. 😖

#Monsterdon #Krull

The Fifth Element is LOVE!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Years later when they they all go camping with their friends:

"Oh my god, did Cameron forget the matches AGAIN? Hey you two, can you use the fire of your love? Here's some kindling. We're freezing our asses off."

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon the big bad can’t handle being bruleed.

Wait, so

The Beast, extraterrestrial invader, is bested by the power of heterosexual marriage??? #Monsterdon

RIP Krull #monsterdon

The Glaive was in you all along!

#monsterdon #krull

quit hard on that one
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon He forgot the first rule. Double tap. Always double tap.

you're not even trying to dodge that spike, dude

#monsterdon

"...I can't get the fidget spinner back! It's stuck too deep!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

use the force colwyn

#monsterdon #Krull

Yeah that's stuck in there pretty good. Got some WD-40 on ya or somethin? #Monsterdon #Krull

So after two hours of walking to a space castle, the glaive does all the work. Nice plot. #monsterdon

We all see it, right?

#Monsterdon

MY EARS

#monsterdon

"Final Boss" energy

He might have multiple forms!

#Monsterdon

The Boy King uses Fidget Spinner. It's super effective!

#Monsterdon

that's like her 2nd line in the film
#monsterdon

Worst spike room scene ever. None of them had to get spiked. That was the most pointless spiking of all time.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Is the garden weasel prototype blade thingy the glave? #monsterdon

KAMEHAMEHA!

#monsterdon #krull

OK checking off "goofy weapon" on the bingo card

#Monsterdon

An angle grinder might've been a better choice here.

Watching him cut through a wall is certainly thrilling cinema.

#monsterdon #krull

I'm now making that death noise because I realize I have to go to work tomorrow. #monsterdon

I wish I had a Glaive, nobody would give me hassle....I'd walk right into No 10 and start controlling things...

#Monsterdon

Krull: "The princess is in another castle."

#Monsterdon #Krull

Finally he reached for his starfish. #monsterdon

That's a nice rope. Too bad for Menno you didn't use it before

#monsterdon

Oh another trap, that's refreshing. #monsterdon

The 420 sales at the dispo start tomoorow. A day late as it turns out. #monsterdon

RIP liamneeson "Faithful" mcbandit

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
Homemade Wilhelm!
#monsterdon

No one even asked him his favorite color. #Monsterdon

you shall not pass
#monsterdon

Ergo was about to start singing "The Logical Song" but he had no time

#monsterdon

Using the magic weapon as a cutting tool?

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon suddenly recalling Yeti, the Giant of the 20th century. Rell just reminded me.

Rune's doon! #monsterdon

Yeah, that room is definitely trapped. I guess the rogue failed his check?

#monsterdon #krull

No steed is faster than a greenscreen-mare

#Monsterdon #Krull

Well rested, the brass section has triumphantly returned to the stage to drive the soundtrack to its climax. #monsterdon

When all of this is over that grey dappled mare is MINE, I called her

#Monsterdon #Krull

I do enjoy the sets and the effects. I wish I cared about anything that was happening

#monsterdon

day for night, check!

#monsterdon

This movie has #GhostRider horses!
#Monsterdon #Krull

I am loving all the horse people here nerding out over the horses #monsterdon #krull

so why didn't the Fire Horses run away from their captors like that? #monsterdon

oh okay there's the fire I guess

#Monsterdon

Where's the Budweiser wagon? 🐎🐎🐎🐎
#Monsterdon

E.T. PHONE YOUR LAWYER BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING RIPPED OFF! #monsterdon

So many pretty mountains, so many....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And suddenly, the horses have full tack from… somewhere.

oh man that green screen effect is BAD

#monsterdon

Setting fire to that cornfield like a rampaging army....

#Monsterdon

"We had no time!"

BITCH THIS MOVIE IS TWO HOURS LONG YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME. #Monsterdon

I don't know anything about horses, are those actual clydesdales (or some other breed) or just horses with little wigs on their legs? LOL

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Wait where did all the tack come from??

#Monsterdon #Krull

@bstacey If only you'd been in the room at that time, you'da saved them a couple million dollars. #monsterdon

OKAY. Who wants next on spouting exposition? #monsterdon

weirdly this does look like the place where you catch the giant horses in BOTW

#monsterdon

If you can catch them on the horses you already have, how fast can they be? #monsterdon

@aprilfollies Yes. Finally, The Plot will be formed! #monsterdon

Firemares, or as they're more usually known, beer horsies. #Monsterdon

What did he die of? Sand poisoning? #monsterdon

he's gonna deliver the message then die, right? #monsterdon

How to remove Lure-of-the-Web using PowerShell

#Monsterdon #Krull

@r343l

Lyssa the widow of the web

Other Lyssa

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 We'll all be paying in therapy later "spiiderpig spiiderpig" #Monsterdon

O.K., what part of Gustav Host's "The Planets" was Horner ripping-off just now?

#monsterdon

The spider bouncing on its web to track the vibrations of prey is also very realistic behaviour. Colour me thoroughly impressed by spider rep in this movie

#Monsterdon

We've spent like fifteen fucking minutes in here #monsterdon #krull

I feel kinda bad for the spider though, I don't think it asked for any of this

#Monsterdon

God this is great. I wish the whole movie was this tightly written and executed.

The narrative demand for Ynyr seeing Lyssa as young is a little gross but idk they did execute it well.

#Monsterdon

okay, for real though, i like this whole sub plot about the villain being our ex, and she turns out not to be really evil, just suffering after a terrible decision. #monsterdon

Surely he has a pocket for that sand.

We all know how powerful pocket sand is.

#monsterdon

OK, confirmed that is OG Lady Jessica.

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon And allow him to feel through your pants!

This is so ridiculously misogynistic I can’t even, where is the spider to eat me #monsterdon

"Eh, what son? I never met 'im"

#monsterdon #Krull

@Taweret I think this #Monsterdon started as like some sort of 2 hour VFX and soundtrack demo reel and then some studio exec saw it and thought it was so good they could just add a bit of dialogue and make a movie out if it.

You know...for cost recovery...or something like that I dunno

Ah yes, the elusive transparent extremely noisy stop-motion spider. Their bite is deadly, if you hold still while they take a frame. #monsterdon

Ynyr [seeing skulls]:
Man, I really dodged a bullet dumping her when I did.

#Monsterdon

He sought an audience with a Reverand Mother of the Bene Gesserit.

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon How about the beach scorpions from Clash of the Titans!

YORICK!!
#monsterdon

Who would win in a fight, Krull spider or Honey I Shrunk The Kids scorpion? #monsterdon

USE YOUR ACTING VOICE

#Monsterdon

yess
/╲/\╭(ఠఠ益ఠఠ)╮/\╱\
#monsterdon

peak girlrotting queen
#monsterdon

The spider in this is creepier than the one in Lord Of The Rings

#Monsterdon

How does this lady get groceries?

#Monsterdon #Krull

dude gonna be pulling cobwebs out of his ears for weeks after this
#monsterdon

The ropes around the horses' ears are for ...okay, I don't know why there are ropes on the horses' ears

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon When every other word is “love” or “power” you know it’s not going for subtle subtext.