Fun fact: he did his own stunts
#monsterdon
The spider has a LOT of pent up anger.
These look like pretty normal horses. Are they really going to pull off 1000+ leagues in a day?
@paco at lot happened to Muttonchops Gandalf in that moment #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon These are the days of our lives doot dee doot dee doo.
OH WE WERE ALL YOUNG. GET OVER IT. #monsterdon
@cs he's a Sex Tourist, it's all a game to him #Monsterdon
βEnter here and die. No, no, I was talking to Kim. No, I was just goofing around, it didnβt have anything to do with anything. I was finishing her remarkβ¦β
bored now
This is surely the most epic musical theme any hourglass has ever had
Spider!!
- Two body segments
- Legs attached to cephalothorax
- Pedipalps and chelicerae
- Realistic eye arrangement
Wow, this was modelled on an actual spider!!
The Beast castle sets are pretty awesome
#Monsterdon oh they found a village with other women in the universe
I wanna get "Enter Here And Die" embroidered on my underpants.
Make Krull Great Again. #monsterdon
Stop-motion Shelob!
I've been too busy monitoring my feed to even notice liam neeson until now. #monsterdon
Set design by White H.R. Giger
#monsterdon The shots of Lissa wandering around this inside of this Black Fortress are very HR Giger meets Labyrinth. Fun set design.
Where's the bathroom? #monsterdon
Moustache used to date the Widow of the Web. When they were young
I want a trippy alien space castle
@cd0 One hundred and one Krullmations. π
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Liam Neeson's character is a horny devil!
A wife in every village!
(This is what Fantasy was like for the Ladies in the 80s)
Liam Neesom has done several good movies and a few bad ones, but only one Krull
#monsterdon Wait, what? Why do they suddenly have horses now? Were they magically dehydrated just-add-water horse pills or something in that burlap sack the quicksand dude was carting around??
The hell... we're only an hour into this? #monsterdon
SPILL IT PROFESSOR EXPOSITION
#monsterdon
I bet the cocaine on this set was primo. #monsterdon
I am become pupper #monsterdon
#Monsterdon also, wouldnβt it have been more useful to prepare the party with the knowledge of the changeling before we lost Grandpa Seer?
The cyclops gives me Lance Henriksen vibes.
This would have been better as a Star Wars film
She may not kill me, for we once boned down. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Itβs not creepy. Not at all. Want to hang around with a bunch of rag-tag guys, Joey, you ever been to aβ¦ Turkish prison?
I like how Freddie Jones character is having the reluctance of having to phone up an old lover about some important work thing
Well, that was a dramatic death
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@nhgeek Like the animated part, maybe. This isn't quite a good movie, but it's got a lot of cool stuff going on.
This is starting to vibe like the Star Wars Christmas special #monsterdon
I want to know what was going on with ath illusion and stabby arms bit. It felt almost like a D&D Doppleganger.
Yeah the changeling scene freaked me out as a child.....
Did you know 60% of women experience leaks with their Krull?
seems like this wouldn't be an issue if we had roads
I feel like I've been watching this for 3 days and it's not even half over....#monsterdon
Cyclops: Sorry I didn't have any lines earlier, my latex face wasn't finished. #monsterdon
The Beast keeps threatening our heroine with clothing. #Monsterdon
VFX Producer: MAKE SURE THE SWORD SPARKS ARE LEGALLY DISTINCT FROM LIGHTSABERS. #monsterdon
"gooseberry pie" is the wizard slang for lady bits
swashbuckles and thunderwhips
#monsterdon
They're off to see the wizard
Cyclops has pretty good aim for someone without any depth perception.
If people from Tron showed up right about now it would sort of make sense
Soβ¦ manyβ¦β¦ travelingβ¦β¦β¦. montagesβ¦β¦β¦β¦. π΄π€#monsterdon
#monsterdon "You cannot overcome the power of the beast..?"
"Not in this place, no."
"Then where?"
"The emerald tower."
One short day / In the emerald city..!
really looking forward to the end of this movie where they finally confront The Beast
I wish they could've gotten Ogra into this. She was the best part of Dark Crystal
#Monsterdon Thatβs some pretty solid LSD they are using.
Home-grown kryptonite was legalized shortly before this movie
That green can mean only one thing: They've entered FLAVOR COUNTRY.
OMG we don't need the whole cyclopean backstory right now captain exposition. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon βWhere are the coconuts?β LOL!
We are The Bandits who Cannot Pick Locks! #monsterdon
The size of this cave set is impressive. That had to have taken weeks to build. #monsterdon
Why is the cyclops following them?
@cd0 "viddie me this, my droogs!" #Monsterdon
That had to be the least threatening cyclops I've ever seen. #Monsterdon #krull
They have to go through the gorge of Ansel Adams #monsterdon
The transformation effect was an original innovation
I'm in a fight, send dudes
staying alive,
also cuddling with the protagonist
#monsterdon
one blinking cyclops scares you? bloody wuss. #monsterdon
All he had to do was climb up there and stick his hand in mucus
From now on the "Glaive" is the Finger Spinner of Doom (FSOD) #Monsterdon
"Do not use it until we can afford the effects shot. And then only twice." #Monsterdon #Krull
The way the Black Fortress hops around the world is how I imagine I look when I'm changing locations on my VPN
Is this how the One Ring was formed?
Filmed on location at the Cliffs of Insanity
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well that part went on entirely too long
The pleather is really working for him on that climb #monsterdon
[excessively triumphant music] #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I have hairy forearms! Iβm a man! Huuuurk!
#Monsterdon Itβs not really named properly. You see, way up there the air is thin and people are starved of oxygen to breathe so they see a lethal childrenβs Jack, or a polearm. You want the Glaive. And remember the incantation, Klaatu Berada Nikto. Dont forget that. Lest you bring on an avalanche. Aw shit. You forgot.
Already thinking this is slow-moving cliche garbage
Does that horse have its passport?
Call me Obi-Wan-Ymir. #monsterdon
Nursing montage, he's not really dead as we were hoping, but there is lots of chest hair
#Monsterdon Funny application of Preparation H.
All your redhead are belong to us!
#Monsterdon yay! All the mains are dead. Now we get to spend an hour and half watching fire dance on a brass button. Wondering how we ended up here, watching⦠this⦠;)
A contemporary fantasy princess would have used the sword herself, rather than wait for a big man to save her.....
The combination blaster/lance is cool, though. As are the sparks from teh swords.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
#monsterdon
Two suns *and* two moons? In this economy?
this music is promising more spaceships than it is delivering
i want the more spaceships
Imagine Kilmer doing the lead like Madmartigan
I am not above making Princess Bride jokes through this whole movie
Ooh, it's Starlord from GotG!
"I didn't choose this marriage Turold"
Like an old queer couple bickering on holiday, bless