Fun fact: he did his own stunts
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The spider has a LOT of pent up anger.

#monsterdon #krull

These look like pretty normal horses. Are they really going to pull off 1000+ leagues in a day?

#monsterdon #krull

@paco at lot happened to Muttonchops Gandalf in that moment #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon These are the days of our lives doot dee doot dee doo.

OH WE WERE ALL YOUNG. GET OVER IT. #monsterdon

@cs he's a Sex Tourist, it's all a game to him #Monsterdon

“Enter here and die. No, no, I was talking to Kim. No, I was just goofing around, it didn’t have anything to do with anything. I was finishing her remark…”

#Monsterdon #Krull

bored now

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This is surely the most epic musical theme any hourglass has ever had

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what's this thing buried in webs that looks like a skull?

...oh, it's a skull.

#monsterdon

Spider!!

- Two body segments
- Legs attached to cephalothorax
- Pedipalps and chelicerae
- Realistic eye arrangement

Wow, this was modelled on an actual spider!!

#Monsterdon

The Beast castle sets are pretty awesome

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#Monsterdon oh they found a village with other women in the universe

I wanna get "Enter Here And Die" embroidered on my underpants.

#monsterdon #krull

Make Krull Great Again. #monsterdon

Stop-motion Shelob!

#monsterdon #krull

I've been too busy monitoring my feed to even notice liam neeson until now. #monsterdon

Set design by White H.R. Giger

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#monsterdon The shots of Lissa wandering around this inside of this Black Fortress are very HR Giger meets Labyrinth. Fun set design.

Where's the bathroom? #monsterdon

Moustache used to date the Widow of the Web. When they were young

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I want a trippy alien space castle

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@cd0 One hundred and one Krullmations. 😃
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Liam Neeson's character is a horny devil!
A wife in every village!

(This is what Fantasy was like for the Ladies in the 80s)

#Monsterdon

Liam Neesom has done several good movies and a few bad ones, but only one Krull

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#monsterdon Wait, what? Why do they suddenly have horses now? Were they magically dehydrated just-add-water horse pills or something in that burlap sack the quicksand dude was carting around??

The hell... we're only an hour into this? #monsterdon

SPILL IT PROFESSOR EXPOSITION
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I bet the cocaine on this set was primo. #monsterdon

I am become pupper #monsterdon

#Monsterdon also, wouldn’t it have been more useful to prepare the party with the knowledge of the changeling before we lost Grandpa Seer?

The cyclops gives me Lance Henriksen vibes.

#Monsterdon #Krull

This would have been better as a Star Wars film

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She may not kill me, for we once boned down. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It’s not creepy. Not at all. Want to hang around with a bunch of rag-tag guys, Joey, you ever been to a… Turkish prison?

I like how Freddie Jones character is having the reluctance of having to phone up an old lover about some important work thing

#Monsterdon

Well, that was a dramatic death
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@nhgeek Like the animated part, maybe. This isn't quite a good movie, but it's got a lot of cool stuff going on.

#monsterdon #krull

This is starting to vibe like the Star Wars Christmas special #monsterdon

I want to know what was going on with ath illusion and stabby arms bit. It felt almost like a D&D Doppleganger.

#monsterdon #krull

Yeah the changeling scene freaked me out as a child.....

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Did you know 60% of women experience leaks with their Krull?

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seems like this wouldn't be an issue if we had roads

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I feel like I've been watching this for 3 days and it's not even half over....#monsterdon

Cyclops: Sorry I didn't have any lines earlier, my latex face wasn't finished. #monsterdon

The Beast keeps threatening our heroine with clothing. #Monsterdon

VFX Producer: MAKE SURE THE SWORD SPARKS ARE LEGALLY DISTINCT FROM LIGHTSABERS. #monsterdon

"gooseberry pie" is the wizard slang for lady bits

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swashbuckles and thunderwhips
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They're off to see the wizard

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Cyclops has pretty good aim for someone without any depth perception.

#Monsterdon #Krull

If people from Tron showed up right about now it would sort of make sense

#Monsterdon #Krull

So… many…… traveling………. montages…………. 😴💤#monsterdon

#monsterdon "You cannot overcome the power of the beast..?"

"Not in this place, no."

"Then where?"

"The emerald tower."

One short day / In the emerald city..!

really looking forward to the end of this movie where they finally confront The Beast

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I wish they could've gotten Ogra into this. She was the best part of Dark Crystal

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#Monsterdon That’s some pretty solid LSD they are using.

Home-grown kryptonite was legalized shortly before this movie

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That green can mean only one thing: They've entered FLAVOR COUNTRY.

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OMG we don't need the whole cyclopean backstory right now captain exposition. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Where are the coconuts?” LOL!

We are The Bandits who Cannot Pick Locks! #monsterdon

The size of this cave set is impressive. That had to have taken weeks to build. #monsterdon

Why is the cyclops following them?

#monsterdon #krull

@cd0 "viddie me this, my droogs!" #Monsterdon

That had to be the least threatening cyclops I've ever seen. #Monsterdon #krull

They have to go through the gorge of Ansel Adams #monsterdon

The transformation effect was an original innovation

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I'm in a fight, send dudes

#monsterdon #krull

staying alive,
also cuddling with the protagonist
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one blinking cyclops scares you? bloody wuss. #monsterdon

All he had to do was climb up there and stick his hand in mucus

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From now on the "Glaive" is the Finger Spinner of Doom (FSOD) #Monsterdon

"Do not use it until we can afford the effects shot. And then only twice." #Monsterdon #Krull

The way the Black Fortress hops around the world is how I imagine I look when I'm changing locations on my VPN

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Is this how the One Ring was formed?

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Filmed on location at the Cliffs of Insanity
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well that part went on entirely too long

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The pleather is really working for him on that climb #monsterdon

[excessively triumphant music] #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I have hairy forearms! I’m a man! Huuuurk!

#Monsterdon It’s not really named properly. You see, way up there the air is thin and people are starved of oxygen to breathe so they see a lethal children’s Jack, or a polearm. You want the Glaive. And remember the incantation, Klaatu Berada Nikto. Dont forget that. Lest you bring on an avalanche. Aw shit. You forgot.

Already thinking this is slow-moving cliche garbage

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Does that horse have its passport?

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#Krull

Call me Obi-Wan-Ymir. #monsterdon

"there's no time now for grief!"

How British

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Nursing montage, he's not really dead as we were hoping, but there is lots of chest hair

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#Monsterdon Funny application of Preparation H.

All your redhead are belong to us!

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#Monsterdon yay! All the mains are dead. Now we get to spend an hour and half watching fire dance on a brass button. Wondering how we ended up here, watching… this… ;)

A contemporary fantasy princess would have used the sword herself, rather than wait for a big man to save her.....

#Monsterdon

The combination blaster/lance is cool, though. As are the sparks from teh swords.

#monsterdon #krull

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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Two suns *and* two moons? In this economy?

#monsterdon #krull

this music is promising more spaceships than it is delivering

i want the more spaceships

#monsterdon #Krull

Imagine Kilmer doing the lead like Madmartigan

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I am not above making Princess Bride jokes through this whole movie

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Ooh, it's Starlord from GotG!

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"I didn't choose this marriage Turold"

Like an old queer couple bickering on holiday, bless

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