@SnoopJ Yeah, I wouldn't mind it being a bit less subtle
And so the forces of evil killed the hero and triumphed over the land! The end! Weird movie, but at least it's short. #Monsterdon
It's Slayer Miller Time. #Monsterdon #Krull
See this is why women should learn swordsman… swordswomanship
None of that would have happened #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ok this whole battle scene is delightful
#Monsterdon Eddington is down! 😬
Well, that's a wrap.
Thanks for being here for Krull. Obviously there is no more of this movie to watch...
Oh. There is more.
wicked wedding party damn
#monsterdon
wait is this where "you shot my hair!" came from? #monsterdon
"they want to be Star wars but they're not" -my roommate #monsterdon
A bit late, but here for #Krull ! I like the spinny ship slicing through space. 🛸 #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon At least the girl isn't completely useless.
The dying alien knights scream like R2D2
#Monsterdon #Krull
@hollie I imagine the score is impregnated with cocaine #monsterdon
@goinfawr that's better than we usually get #Monsterdon
#monsterdon okay that was mean of the slayers to shoot that bundle of hay. there was absolutely no point.
THE END.
I'm not even going to try to understand the technology of this world. #monsterdon
Are those hints of Wrath of Khan?
"only married five minutes and already nagging me grumblegrumbe" #monsterdon
ah. Damsel. Distress. CHECK. #monsterdon
She’s calling “Joe Wynne”. #Monsterdon @JoeWynne
Dude really wanted to be in Robin Hood, but that role had already been cast...
#Monsterdon COLLL-WEEEEN!
I believe I detect a slight hint of Turkish Star Wars too
Obligatory kidnapping. We need more buildup for it to be meaningful.
#Monsterdon #Krull
It needs but one foe to breed a war, not two, Master Warden, and those who have not swords can still die on them.
-Eowyn
#Monsterdon
wait somebody else's sword got lasery
Man this guy really knows how to buckle a swash! #monsterdon
oh my god they're doing the "swinging on the chandelier cord" bit unironically :D #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Aw, the dads' love story is cut short.
the buckles, they are swashed
#Monsterdon Guy with sword is winning against laser lances. Oh, hey, she has a sword too! … To hand to her knight. Of bloody COURSE.
Getting TV Superman vibes a bit with this space intro. And also Star Trek music sounds.
@moira Strategically disguising the fact that I have essentially no idea what's going on
I call "wild tonal fluctuation" with the Errol Flynn bit
oh, we got force lightning ALREADY? #monsterdon
maidenless 😔
#monsterdon
and just enough Errol Flynn to make things ridiculous... #monsterdon
#monsterdon love the rope thing
You know the guy conducting the orchestra is just waving his arms around SO HARD right now
"Bell! I NEED MORE BELLS!"
@wohali "too many"? more like "not enough"
Parry, parry, thrust, thrust, GOOD! #Monsterdon
Gaaaah, I'd forgotten about the pig squeal when the Slayers die! Eeeeeeeeeeeh.
@Taweret If it keeps up I am going to have to take a klonopin.
it was given to me to know
that her hair looks better sticking up like that.
#monsterdon
Ok, the invader outfits are pretty cool, sporting a kind of "flying buttress" helmet with horns.
#Monsterdon
EDIT: the silhouette of the helmets looked like a flying buttress, but alas, they lack the structural point.
This is a nice transfer, and good effects for a movie almost as old as I am. And I'm really enjoying the costumes. This is fun. #Monsterdon
Oh no! Not ... that guy.
@diazona vague but i will allow it
"Those without swords may die on them!" Eowyn.
those triplets sound an AWFUL LOT like that one classic piece whose name I cannot recall
I've got my ears on you, Mr. Horner
This is shot like an A picture with the script of a B picture, which in some ways is the worst of both worlds. #Monsterdon
That is some of the slowest fight choreography
What kind of space-faring race makes one-shot projectile weapons #Monsterdon
I guess horses are still important in space travel so that's neat
What the hell was that thing? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon oh so this is a stargate thing or a animorph thing with those Yeerks?
Now waitaminute....
None of these "slayers" looks like Lina Inverse!
We've been swindled.
@helianthropy So did I! I've been going at 1.6x speed to catch up though
This feels like a trap! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon how are the bad guys' weapons like the seats in the wedding chapel?
they're all pew-pew
#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱
these horsies say "Quit pulling on my face!!"
@Zerofactorial Me too but also a giant Buffy fan.
Oh, gooey. Nice :D #Monsterdon
Oh, that was a great little creature effect!
So... the enemies are... bug people?
Right in the Johnson! #Monsterdon
This movie is terrible, what have we done
#Monsterdon those guards are fully articulated!
It's a pew pew slash slash thing #monsterdon
How’d they know to wait in the sword room? Very clever. #Monsterdon
They're killing the wedding guests! I was wrong, they're not Stormtroopers, they're a bunch of Lancelots. #Monsterdon
We have swords, they have guns. Let's wait at the top of the stairs for them to approach and turn their guns into swords!
Not the brightest minds here.
oh. ew. tentically. #monsterdon
Slayers can travel across the universe, but only have single shot weapons. Got it!
"Hey guys! It turns out that stabbing them works!"
#Monsterdon Cerimonius interruptus by flashes of light and aforementioned Slayers on horseback! But with laser lances, which is… a choice.
Starting this Monsterdon late.
awww, no love for Onyxia Wipe.
He should have kept her fighting by his side. Colwyn's going to pay for that decision for the rest of the movie.
#Monsterdon this is star wars all over again for sure
ewwwww
Ah "fire to water"
I thought he said "five to one"... like, in this world is gambling part of the wedding ceremony? That'd be cool
Are those the knights who say Ni? #monsterdon #krull
oh yeah them's proper aliens
#monsterdon
Slayers climb walls like Adam West Batman.
Somebody actually had a costume budget!
Neat fire in the hand wedding trick.
oooop, party crashers.
#Monsterdon
It was given to me to know
that they should have played Slayer during the slayer visit.
#monsterdon
The pacing in the first twelve minutes is all over the place. Will they get to proper story-telling at some point?
Yeah, this is kinda like if Excalibur and Star Wars had a baby. A weird, slightly unsettling baby. #Monsterdon
Movies are supposed to end with weddings, not begin. No wonder things are going badly.
ah, lasers in a medieval setting. how can you go wrong. (^_^) #monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm waiting for her to start singing pink pony club