@SnoopJ Yeah, I wouldn't mind it being a bit less subtle

#Monsterdon

And so the forces of evil killed the hero and triumphed over the land! The end! Weird movie, but at least it's short. #Monsterdon

It's Slayer Miller Time. #Monsterdon #Krull

See this is why women should learn swordsman… swordswomanship

None of that would have happened #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok this whole battle scene is delightful

#Monsterdon Eddington is down! 😬

Well, that's a wrap.

Thanks for being here for Krull. Obviously there is no more of this movie to watch...

#Monsterdon

Oh. There is more.

wicked wedding party damn
#monsterdon

wait is this where "you shot my hair!" came from? #monsterdon

@diazona @moira Yes what is happening, anway.

#monsterdon

"they want to be Star wars but they're not" -my roommate #monsterdon

A bit late, but here for #Krull ! I like the spinny ship slicing through space. 🛸 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon At least the girl isn't completely useless.

The dying alien knights scream like R2D2
#Monsterdon #Krull

@hollie I imagine the score is impregnated with cocaine #monsterdon

@goinfawr that's better than we usually get #Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay that was mean of the slayers to shoot that bundle of hay. there was absolutely no point.

THE END.

#monsterdon #krull

I'm not even going to try to understand the technology of this world. #monsterdon

Are those hints of Wrath of Khan?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983 #StarTrek

"only married five minutes and already nagging me grumblegrumbe" #monsterdon

"My God...! You look ... Stunning!"

"And you look like... Chris Pratt."

#Monsterdon

ah. Damsel. Distress. CHECK. #monsterdon

She’s calling “Joe Wynne”. #Monsterdon @JoeWynne

Dude really wanted to be in Robin Hood, but that role had already been cast...

#Monsterdon #KRULL

#Monsterdon COLLL-WEEEEN!

I believe I detect a slight hint of Turkish Star Wars too

#Monsterdon

Obligatory kidnapping. We need more buildup for it to be meaningful.

#Monsterdon #Krull

It needs but one foe to breed a war, not two, Master Warden, and those who have not swords can still die on them.

-Eowyn
#Monsterdon

wait somebody else's sword got lasery

#monsterdon #Krull

Man this guy really knows how to buckle a swash! #monsterdon

oh my god they're doing the "swinging on the chandelier cord" bit unironically :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Aw, the dads' love story is cut short.

the buckles, they are swashed

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Guy with sword is winning against laser lances. Oh, hey, she has a sword too! … To hand to her knight. Of bloody COURSE.

Getting TV Superman vibes a bit with this space intro. And also Star Trek music sounds.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

@moira Strategically disguising the fact that I have essentially no idea what's going on

#Monsterdon

I call "wild tonal fluctuation" with the Errol Flynn bit

#Monsterdon

oh, we got force lightning ALREADY? #monsterdon

maidenless 😔
#monsterdon

and just enough Errol Flynn to make things ridiculous... #monsterdon

#monsterdon love the rope thing

You know the guy conducting the orchestra is just waving his arms around SO HARD right now

"Bell! I NEED MORE BELLS!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

@wohali "too many"? more like "not enough"

#monsterdon #Krull

Parry, parry, thrust, thrust, GOOD! #Monsterdon

Gaaaah, I'd forgotten about the pig squeal when the Slayers die! Eeeeeeeeeeeh.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

@Taweret If it keeps up I am going to have to take a klonopin.

#Monsterdon

@brooke *groan*

👏 👏 👏

#Monsterdon

it was given to me to know
that her hair looks better sticking up like that.
#monsterdon

Ok, the invader outfits are pretty cool, sporting a kind of "flying buttress" helmet with horns.
#Monsterdon
EDIT: the silhouette of the helmets looked like a flying buttress, but alas, they lack the structural point.

This is a nice transfer, and good effects for a movie almost as old as I am. And I'm really enjoying the costumes. This is fun. #Monsterdon

Oh no! Not ... that guy.

#Monsterdon

@diazona vague but i will allow it

#monsterdon #Krull

"Those without swords may die on them!" Eowyn.

#Monsterdon

those triplets sound an AWFUL LOT like that one classic piece whose name I cannot recall

I've got my ears on you, Mr. Horner

#Monsterdon

This is shot like an A picture with the script of a B picture, which in some ways is the worst of both worlds. #Monsterdon

That is some of the slowest fight choreography

#monsterdon

What kind of space-faring race makes one-shot projectile weapons #Monsterdon

I guess horses are still important in space travel so that's neat

#monsterdon

What the hell was that thing? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh so this is a stargate thing or a animorph thing with those Yeerks?

Now waitaminute....

None of these "slayers" looks like Lina Inverse!

We've been swindled.

#monsterdon #krull

@helianthropy So did I! I've been going at 1.6x speed to catch up though

#Monsterdon

This feels like a trap! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon how are the bad guys' weapons like the seats in the wedding chapel?

they're all pew-pew

so

laser rifles? v swords.

HOW DID THEY THINK THIS WAS GONNA GO?!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

these horsies say "Quit pulling on my face!!"

@Zerofactorial Me too but also a giant Buffy fan.

#Monsterdon

Oh, gooey. Nice :D #Monsterdon

Oh, that was a great little creature effect!

#Monsterdon

So... the enemies are... bug people?

#Monsterdon #Krull

Right in the Johnson! #Monsterdon

This movie is terrible, what have we done

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon those guards are fully articulated!

It's a pew pew slash slash thing #monsterdon

How’d they know to wait in the sword room? Very clever. #Monsterdon

They're killing the wedding guests! I was wrong, they're not Stormtroopers, they're a bunch of Lancelots. #Monsterdon

We have swords, they have guns. Let's wait at the top of the stairs for them to approach and turn their guns into swords!

Not the brightest minds here.

#monsterdon

oh. ew. tentically. #monsterdon

Slayers can travel across the universe, but only have single shot weapons. Got it!

#monsterdon

"Hey guys! It turns out that stabbing them works!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cerimonius interruptus by flashes of light and aforementioned Slayers on horseback! But with laser lances, which is… a choice.

Starting this Monsterdon late.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983 #FashionablyLate

awww, no love for Onyxia Wipe.

#monsterdon

He should have kept her fighting by his side. Colwyn's going to pay for that decision for the rest of the movie.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is star wars all over again for sure

ewwwww

#Monsterdon

Ah "fire to water"

I thought he said "five to one"... like, in this world is gambling part of the wedding ceremony? That'd be cool

#Monsterdon

Are those the knights who say Ni? #monsterdon #krull

oh yeah them's proper aliens
#monsterdon

Slayers climb walls like Adam West Batman.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Somebody actually had a costume budget!

#Monsterdon #Krull

I appreciate big sets so much now

Real doors! Horses in a hallway!

#Monsterdon

Neat fire in the hand wedding trick.
oooop, party crashers.
#Monsterdon

It was given to me to know
that they should have played Slayer during the slayer visit.
#monsterdon

The pacing in the first twelve minutes is all over the place. Will they get to proper story-telling at some point?

#Monsterdon #Krull

Yeah, this is kinda like if Excalibur and Star Wars had a baby. A weird, slightly unsettling baby. #Monsterdon

Movies are supposed to end with weddings, not begin. No wonder things are going badly.

#monsterdon #Krull

ah, lasers in a medieval setting. how can you go wrong. (^_^) #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm waiting for her to start singing pink pony club