I would have been throwing stuff in that hat. #monsterdon #krull

'Your kingdom may be bigger than you know! Here…: this Jack Chick pamphlet will explain _everything_.'

#monsterdon

I can see this being a Romeo and Juliet fanfic film if the premise was tweaked a little. 😅

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

Give him a drink. That'll fix him right up. At least that's what I learned from #catgirl1957 #Monsterdon #Krull

The beast who is their leader! #Monsterdon

IT'S REVERSE LUKE QUEST! #monsterdon

@diazona
James Horner

Went on to score "The Wrath of Khan" -- which you can tell, if you listen...

#Monsterdon #Krull

"I am Ynir, the exposition guy" #monsterdon

Man can you imagine putting Vicks Vap-O-Rub on an open wound? No wonder he woke right up.

#monsterdon #krull

@Louisa
I heard Masters of the Universe had one of the biggest sets for Skeletor's thrones room. Took up 2 adjacent sound stages or some crap.
#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon technically that’s Mr. Lavender Pussypants to you Sir!

Truly, he has no kingdom. There is NO ONE outside that castle!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

to be fair, he didn't make it to his wedding night. so he may still be "a boy." #monsterdon

Dude, he just *gave* you the kingdom. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

#Monsterdon #Krull

"I came to find a king, and I find a boy instead" is a pretty hard line

I like him

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

The chestnut horsie just standing around looks like a sweetie. He's just hanging out and listening to everything.

This man is clearly starving! Get him some scenery to chew, stay! #monsterdon

To lose a father is a misfortune. To lose a bride on the same day looks like carelessness.

#Monsterdon

Eddington being a mamby pamby crybaby.

#monsterdon #krull

@hollie I understand it's partly filmed in Italy. Mussolini had some massive, futuristic buildings built.

#monsterdon #Krull

Was The Princess Bride referencing this scene with the torture scene, maybe?

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon old guy has a bottle of vick's vap-o-rub

#Monsterdon Our Wise old Wizard is established as Exposition Guy.

Hey, men are allowed to cry, Wizard.

Obi Wan Kenobi is like a martial arts sensei, so we should have a wise mentor too... he could be like, a space... British Victorian colonel.

#monsterdon

Get in the robot Colwyn. #Monsterdon #Krull

Old Ben, the healer. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon My kingdom for a horse!

Was not expecting Flava Flav to join us #monsterdon #krull

Is that a chest merkin? #monsterdon

That actor horse in the background is being VERY brave and VERY still, despite all the shouting. #monsterdon

Yeah, Freddie Jones is 100% too good for this film. #Monsterdon

The Pendant of Krull!

#krull #monsterdon

15 minutes in we got intro descendo

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Dude, his dad just died, let him fucking cry for a bit, jeez

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Gratuitous Cowyn chest.

#monsterdon

What car is that hood ornament from?

#monsterdon #krull

STAY STILL! Otherwise your new boob won't grow in properly!

#monsterdon #krull

"Why are they beating their chests with their swords?"

"M'lady, Remington person shavers have not yet been invented."

#Monsterdon

Colwin is a a name that has a weird mouth feel.
#Monsterdon #Krull

okay wait

how didn't the (future? current? king?) not die #monsterdon

Meat-paste looking medication applied by an old man with his bare fingies on a strip of cloth doesn't seem very hygienic.

#monsterdon

If they have blasters why do they bother with swordplay? Am I supposed to understand this? #monsterdon

those where the days with hair on their chest. rare to see that in movies these days.

#monsterdon #Krull

Wow, he really does look like one of the Chrises

#Monsterdon

I wanted the weapon to be a “krull.” Do Krullians live on Krull?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

I knight thee Sir Flav. #Monsterdon

"You've come down from the granite mountains?"

"Yes, I am needed now. Your father wanted you to have this..."

#monsterdon

stay still THERE, you idiot. THERE. WHERE YOU ARE.

#monsterdon #Krull

"I am Ynir! From the planet Dagobah."

#Monsterdon

Are we going to "'tis just a flesh wound" this shit?

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ACTING! #monsterdon

lookit that manly hairy chest. in case you forgot it was 1983.

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#Monsterdon they set their giant meatballs on fire :(

Ah, Tiger Balm. #monsterdon

Time to Krullify him with the magic Krulling Paste!

#krull #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The king is dead! Long live…

… um. Bit of a problem there…

@miriamrobern #Krull rules.

#Monsterdon

Obi-Wan stand-in here I guess

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Mm, toe jam unguent. #Monsterdon

Fresh underwear time

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Well at least we don't have to listen to Naga the White Serpent laugh. #Monsterdon

horse just all "whelp, I'm a horse"

#monsterdon #Krull

I am pretty sure that I saw this in the theaters. #Monsterdon (getting started late) my recollection was that I remember thinking it wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been.

I am not a gambler but the Slayers seem to have just about every advantage vs the poorly trained guys with swords, odds-wise.

#krull #monsterdon

The production value of Krill is top notch by #Monsterdon standards and I appreciate the swashbuckling and battling and booms and flames and melodramatic utterances...I approve so far

the mobile fortress of the Slayers is giving me CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK vibes

#Monsterdon

TUSKEN RAIDERS! #monsterdon

oh they've stolen the fair maiden, whatever shall happen for the rest of the movie?

#monsterdon

BRB replacing the audio with Monty Python And The Holy Grail audio.

#monsterdon #krull

Oh no, he was shot by Boba Fett! #monsterdon

Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica!

#monsterdon

Hold on. Who are we rooting for? The slayers blasts are blue and others spark red.

#Monsterdon

Looks like Odysseus is home Telemachus

#Monsterdon

He poked that guy right in the elbow! #Monsterdon #krull

Dude your castle sucks. No guards at the gates, and your enemy just blows the doors off and walks in. i'm not sure what your doors were meant to do against people with laser blasters. You KNEW they had laser blasters, right?
#monsterdon

NONE of these slayers look even a little like Buffy

#monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon Our heroine is kidnapped by guys in black, strangely ornamented armor. Hey, some folks are into that.

So how’s the big new alliance going so far? #Monsterdon

Red Wedding. #Monsterdon

Bingo already? #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Yeah, I wouldn't mind it being a bit less subtle

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is this Jus Prima Nocta? #monsterdon

And so the forces of evil killed the hero and triumphed over the land! The end! Weird movie, but at least it's short. #Monsterdon

It's Slayer Miller Time. #Monsterdon #Krull

See this is why women should learn swordsman… swordswomanship

None of that would have happened #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok this whole battle scene is delightful

Well, that's a wrap.

Thanks for being here for Krull. Obviously there is no more of this movie to watch...

#Monsterdon

Oh. There is more.

okay i may actually love this movie too much to make fun of it.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Eddington is down! 😬

wicked wedding party damn
#monsterdon

wait is this where "you shot my hair!" came from? #monsterdon

@diazona @moira Yes what is happening, anway.

#monsterdon

"they want to be Star wars but they're not" -my roommate #monsterdon

A bit late, but here for #Krull ! I like the spinny ship slicing through space. 🛸 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon At least the girl isn't completely useless.

The dying alien knights scream like R2D2
#Monsterdon #Krull

@hollie I imagine the score is impregnated with cocaine #monsterdon

@goinfawr that's better than we usually get #Monsterdon

When you've got stage fighting on your resume, you find any excuse to swing from a rope

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#monsterdon okay that was mean of the slayers to shoot that bundle of hay. there was absolutely no point.