@CharlotteEowyn a bunch of people all watch a terrible movie at the same time and make fun of it on the #monsterdon hashtag.
...but this week it's not a terrible movie, it's KRULL! :D
All this time and it looks like he's maybe climbed one boulder. #Monsterdon #krull
oh okay fire cannot kill dragon blood is that what's going on here?
#Monsterdon Cave cavem = beware of caves with red under lighting and ladies singing a bit.
Now I get the title. Itโs a 5 armed kruller. #Monsterdon
How much cherry jello did they waste for this shot?
I think I donโt understand this fire marriage ritual about not accepting fire again until it comes from the woman he chooses to marry, but his staff is already lit again before she can pull the fire out of the water?
a "glaive" is a blade dammit, not a star
Roll up the sleeve, you wouldn't want it catching fire when you're plunging your hand into the fire to get the MacGuffin.
I am very trusting in my destiny and will thus thrust my hand into the back-lit slime pool and pull out the holy starfish.
...Okay for a second there I thought we were gonna go for a third week in a row with a silicone prop nipple in our movie and I was gonna throw a fit. #Monsterdon
@combatwombat "If I had more time, I would have made you a shorter film" as it were. #monsterdon
The Great Steaming Caves of Jell-O #Monsterdon #Krull
The DP had an absolute orgasm when they got the shot of the light glinting off his sword, y'all. They probably fell right out of their canvas chair.
Okay I remember this movie has some good fun fantasy stuff later , but I forgot how long the start was... Get on with it man!
#Monsterdon #Krull
Ninja staaarrrrrr!
did you know, the cave actually improvised those falling rocks on the first take
alright a cave with colored flood lights and fog machines AND dry ice puddles? now we're getting somewhere
"You must seek the glaive!" *two minutes later* "found it!" #Monsterdon
gender-affirming mythical 5-pronged warglaive
#monsterdon
The mountain scenery is very beautiful, but I think the music is doing a LOT of heavy lifting.
great, he's found gorignak's spa, what'll that get him?
if there's not an egg in this cave, i think we chose the wrong movie, folks. #monsterdon
Cave diarrhea.
@diazona Yeah honestly the visuals kind of ruin the soundtrack :P #Monsterdon
@Taweret Isn't that every part
Oh no, not the gorge of eternal peril!!!!! Its too perilous! #monsterdon
There's a Krack-en the mountain? #monsterdon
It sounds like they're using bellows to imitate someone with an asthma attack with these sound effects.
@Taweret we paid for the whole orchestra so godDAMNit we're going to use the whole orchestra
Ah, yes, the brownie batter of doom
#Monsterdon more free-climbing than star trek v
This movie rocks
The abyss! Or it gets the ring! #Monsterdon
Did they really endanger the talent for him to just crawl inside a cliff's vagina?
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I don't endorse the striped tights/pants tho
Wow I really hope he is a trained rock climber #monsterdon #krull
Quick! Destroy the ring! #Monsterdon
This mountain climbing scene could have been an email #monsterdon
ROCKCLIMBING!
Deep Hurting next?
#Monsterdon #Krull
Nice climbing there. Have to get to two hours somehow. #monsterdon
Behold! The crevasse!
God damn this freaking soundtrack ๐คฃ #monsterdon
the music is nonsensical
Getting some real Shatner at El Capitan energy here #monsterdon
is that the goo from ghostbusters 2?
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Mr. Blue thought that tonight's #Monsterdon viewers should see this: https://theonion.com/obama-receives-classified-briefing-on-likelihood-of-kr-1819578746/ #Krull
Cliff of Insanity ?
That cave looks like an asscrack.
< I declare this font... a Future Super Fund site...! >
@phooky "We've only got two hours tonight, and we've got a lot of territory to cover. Don't even bother getting out your dice.
#Monsterdon Okay, Colwyn can certainly free climb
I think of a glaive as being an Exacta knife, only bigger #monsterdon
Your first challenge: The Rock Slide of Righteousness
I've made an executive decision to simply ignore all future exposition, because it will probably be undercut immediately. #Monsterdon
@combatwombat @blogdiva
It sounds just like Wrath of Khan and Battle Beyond the Stars. ๐
#Monsterdon #Krull
Yep. Sure climbin' those rocks. Two hours you say. #Monsterdon #Krull
Dude is peak flexing. #Monsterdon
Does this end with this guy saying his own arm off? #monsterdon
Corwyn sounds as competent and menacing as Newton from the Hercules cartoons.
Show me that you've never seen an avalanche without saying you've never seen an avalanche.
@paco I think you mean "excellent list of life goals." #Monsterdon
The guy without the shirt is a protoge of the no shirt guy from last week.
I'm pretty sure the correct response to a rock slide is not to lie down in the middle of the rock slide and play dead.
Slathering the triumphant music over this rather effectively robs it of all tension
this man is going to die via Horner music. YES. #monsterdon
How can you mock a man wearing those tight pants? Or with those abs?!
Surely you see the hero he's gotta become, old man!!!
#Monsterdon
I'm surprised he can climb anything in pants that tight
How does it feel?
To be on your own?
A complete unknown?
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon Is this the Prince Bridegroom?
It's fun to see people watching #Krull and enjoying it. There's really nothing like it and I'm pretty sure it's a true story.
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And the little bay just had to poop
...the mountain has genitals?
@arisummerland Missing is a strong word. #Monsterdon
Was he hired for being as whiny as a young Mark Hamill? But with some facial hair.
#Monsterdon #Krull
Come back with your Glaive or, I guess not on it.
Oh no Joel. Rock Climbing. #Monsterdon #Krull
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That's a different horsie #continuityError
"Am I that man?"
"I wish I knew"
I am really loving this character, he's just not having any of Protagonist King Whatshisname's whiny failson shit
THE GLAIVIN'
Professor Frink
That's quite the rocky outcrop. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon โI cannot go with you.โ Heaven forbid Exposition Man put himself in danger.
This old man doesn't seem to know how to wear a tunic.
"Am I That Man?" look at least he's TO. THE. POINT. #monsterdon
Our Hero Starlord here is going to find the marble quarry from The Brutalist.
In the hands of the wrong man, it is merely the spinny mc penta-stab.
Colwyn chose the stripy tights for his high adventure. They're slimming. #Monsterdon #Krull
Now we get to build our ragtag group of misfits. #Monsterdon #krull
How long do I have to be on testosterone before I can grow some sick facial hair like that? #Monsterdon #TransJoy
man the DM is really moving this one along #monsterdon
Oh no. I see seams in the background.
He just wanted to go to Tosche's Station for some power converters!