Cave diarrhea.

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@diazona Yeah honestly the visuals kind of ruin the soundtrack :P #Monsterdon

@Taweret Isn't that every part

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Oh no, not the gorge of eternal peril!!!!! Its too perilous! #monsterdon

There's a Krack-en the mountain? #monsterdon

It sounds like they're using bellows to imitate someone with an asthma attack with these sound effects.

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@Taweret we paid for the whole orchestra so godDAMNit we're going to use the whole orchestra

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Ah, yes, the brownie batter of doom

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@himbovoorhees Team #StripeyPants

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#Monsterdon more free-climbing than star trek v

This movie rocks

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The abyss! Or it gets the ring! #Monsterdon

Did they really endanger the talent for him to just crawl inside a cliff's vagina?

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I don't endorse the striped tights/pants tho

Quick! Destroy the ring! #Monsterdon

Wow I really hope he is a trained rock climber #monsterdon #krull

This mountain climbing scene could have been an email #monsterdon

ROCKCLIMBING!
Deep Hurting next?
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Nice climbing there. Have to get to two hours somehow. #monsterdon

Behold! The crevasse!

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God damn this freaking soundtrack 🤣 #monsterdon

more rock climbing, joel

more rock climbing

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he knows he's near the top when there is MORE FLOURISH.

STRINGS!

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the music is nonsensical

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He just climbed rocks for 20 minutes

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Getting some real Shatner at El Capitan energy here #monsterdon

is that the goo from ghostbusters 2?
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Mr. Blue thought that tonight's #Monsterdon viewers should see this: https://theonion.com/obama-receives-classified-briefing-on-likelihood-of-kr-1819578746/ #Krull

Cliff of Insanity ?

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That cave looks like an asscrack.

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< I declare this font... a Future Super Fund site...! >

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@phooky "We've only got two hours tonight, and we've got a lot of territory to cover. Don't even bother getting out your dice.

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[3x Horner Stings]

The mountain crevasse! Rejoice!

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#Monsterdon Okay, Colwyn can certainly free climb

I think of a glaive as being an Exacta knife, only bigger #monsterdon

Your first challenge: The Rock Slide of Righteousness

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I've made an executive decision to simply ignore all future exposition, because it will probably be undercut immediately. #Monsterdon

@combatwombat @blogdiva
It sounds just like Wrath of Khan and Battle Beyond the Stars. 😆
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Yep. Sure climbin' those rocks. Two hours you say. #Monsterdon #Krull

Dude is peak flexing. #Monsterdon

@hollie

Only affects his voice

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Does this end with this guy saying his own arm off? #monsterdon

Corwyn sounds as competent and menacing as Newton from the Hercules cartoons.

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Show me that you've never seen an avalanche without saying you've never seen an avalanche.

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@paco I think you mean "excellent list of life goals." #Monsterdon

Rocks fall; no one dies

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The guy without the shirt is a protoge of the no shirt guy from last week.

I'm pretty sure the correct response to a rock slide is not to lie down in the middle of the rock slide and play dead.

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Slathering the triumphant music over this rather effectively robs it of all tension

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this man is going to die via Horner music. YES. #monsterdon

How can you mock a man wearing those tight pants? Or with those abs?!
Surely you see the hero he's gotta become, old man!!!
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I'm surprised he can climb anything in pants that tight

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How does it feel?
To be on your own?
A complete unknown?
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#Monsterdon Is this the Prince Bridegroom?

rocks rocks rocks

my love affair with rocks

society won't understand but

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It's fun to see people watching #Krull and enjoying it. There's really nothing like it and I'm pretty sure it's a true story.

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And the little bay just had to poop

...the mountain has genitals?

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@arisummerland Missing is a strong word. #Monsterdon

Was he hired for being as whiny as a young Mark Hamill? But with some facial hair.
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Come back with your Glaive or, I guess not on it.

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Oh no Joel. Rock Climbing. #Monsterdon #Krull

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That's a different horsie #continuityError

"Am I that man?"

"I wish I knew"

I am really loving this character, he's just not having any of Protagonist King Whatshisname's whiny failson shit

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THE GLAIVIN'

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That's quite the rocky outcrop. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I cannot go with you.” Heaven forbid Exposition Man put himself in danger.

This old man doesn't seem to know how to wear a tunic.

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"Am I That Man?" look at least he's TO. THE. POINT. #monsterdon

Our Hero Starlord here is going to find the marble quarry from The Brutalist.

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In the hands of the wrong man, it is merely the spinny mc penta-stab.

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Colwyn chose the stripy tights for his high adventure. They're slimming. #Monsterdon #Krull

Now we get to build our ragtag group of misfits. #Monsterdon #krull

How long do I have to be on testosterone before I can grow some sick facial hair like that? #Monsterdon #TransJoy

man the DM is really moving this one along #monsterdon

Oh no. I see seams in the background.

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He just wanted to go to Tosche's Station for some power converters!

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In the original version of this scene, they had Adam Ant clopping coconut shells together instead of real horses

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the power of the glaive? oh you mean a polearm with a single edged blade approximately two meters long?

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#Monsterdon aha, a quest

I also wish I knew if I was the right man to retrieve the Glaive.

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The power of the Glaive?

So… a pole arm?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaive #monsterdon

The whiny wheeping of "I have no kingdom!" feels hilarious in a scene that is trying to be Shakespearean. I think? Or the echoy stage is just throwing me off on the vibes they are trying for.
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the power of...The Glade? #monsterdon

True Facts: They had to reshoot a bunch of these scenes, so some of it is shot in Italy on the mountainsides, and some of it is shot against a matte painting. Look for it!

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@wohali thats like the opposite of street fighter the movie where crew members got heat sickness and a producer (i think) had a heat related heart attack

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Damn royal whelp.

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Oh, so you 'can't go with me'

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Watching via the archive so unfortunately no subtitles, and I'm missing so much of the dialogue because I don't understand what the hell they're saying. 😞

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Pull yourself together you sexy hairy sniveling boy we need a KING! #Monsterdon

Colwyn failed against the Slayers once already while defending in his own castle, with dozens of soldiers on his side. He just needs one more shot, this time in their castle and with only what allies he happens to find. It has to be a million-to-one chance!

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A GLAIVE IS A POLEARM

FOR FUCKS SAKE

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"All those losing a daughter, raise your hand."

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Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!

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If he's wounded on a staircase, I would think it would be more comfortable to move him to level ground before treating his boo-boos #monsterdon

You came to find a king, but instead, you found a cry baby, I think.

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#Monsterdon The Slayers and the Beast are a killer band!

The Glaive, not so much.

You guys are gonna make mom pee on my couch from laughter lmao #monsterdon #krull

that's okay horner has all the cymbals

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Glave Quest!

#krull #monsterdon