This seems like one of those stories that everyone that worked on it has some weird story:
"The scene where he climbs up the mountain? The guy rigging the cables for that fell and died. I shot you not. Totally covered it up."
"I got ptomaine from a chicken salad sandwich from craft services."
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If they reboot Krull, I nominate Paul Giamatti to play Colonel Mentor #monsterdon
Y'know a normal person might be mildly suspicious when a dude falls out of the sky in a fireball
Are we supposed to _like_ the old fart naysayer?
Monty Python had harder quests #monsterdon
@That_Damn_Frank Hahaha!! I get it now. This? #monsterdon
@nev I mean, that star has many blades, right?
@SordidAmok Maybe Peter Jackson saw this and was like, "I could do a better version."
Kingly virtues? Does this guy have a kingdom anymore?
#Monsterdon #Krull
Don't touch the marinara sauce with your bare hands, Colwyn #monsterdon
It's the thingy! The thingy that everyone rememebes about this movie and we forget the name so it becomes The Krull.
#Monsterdon #Krull
#Monsterdon i guarantee you this weapon is banned in the state of california
Eyeball babysitter is quite the accommodation.
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I bet this mountain dispenses glaves all the time.
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Why is this eyeball made of chocolate?
@CharlotteEowyn the #MonsterdonAlert tag is used for #Monsterdon announcements, polls, etc...
#Monsterdon Heroine is menaced by a deep voice in an empty room. “Legend” did it better.
okay but in btd6 a glaive looks like the Krull weapon
Respect? CourtesY? You mean I can't pick my teeth with it?
"haha I did it, jackass!" #monsterdon
well i think it'll be easy enough to find, the damn thing's a whole-ass mountain.. #monsterdon
I also had nightmares about being this girl running through endless soft-geometry hallways. Gaaaaaaah.
Oh, so it's Super Mario Brothers 3. #monsterdon
well, the goop was fine, but then he sliced his hand RIGHT OPEN. #monsterdon
Give the guy a break about the minor rock slide and easy climb. He's still level 1.
...Okay so the princess's half of the story is just gonna be A Clockwork Orange, huh? #Monsterdon
So this legendary thing people don't believe exists is just kinda sitting out in the open in a glowing red cave?
Like, I get why people wouldn't want to go grab it outta the flaming river or whatever, but not believe it exists?
#monsterdon
@b what does he sound like? gliii gliii gliii gliiii, or so
A pelvic thrust is best for stabbing someone to death.
You might think this is Shelob's Lair, but that isn't until later
I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU
Ok, real talk, can I be the princess?
tuning in late. I see we've already had the Call To Adventure, the Meeting the Mentor, and we're on the First Task,...
... and the Bad Lava Special Effect
The Beast needs more base in their voice. And gravel.
That's the glaive? Do they make one in adult sizes? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon The Glaive is a starfish?!? This looks kind of impractical.
man glave
The eye of the beholder. #Monsterdon
I think I saw one of those for sale at a truck stop.
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the heck?
SHINY!
The utility of not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but FIVE pocketknives!
T. J. Eckleheim!
#Monsterdon Yes, hike up a hill wearing black in the sun with no water. Even Wesley had a rope.
the forbidden autistic stim toy
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Tubi hit me with a 2 1/2 minute ad break so I was tragically forced to fast forward through all the rock climbing. #Monsterdon
@Taweret Evergreen post. #Monsterdon
Take a good look. It goes away for most of the rest of the movie. #Monsterdon #Krull
@amyfou Prince Zebra Hose #monsterdon
ngl figured we'd spend a LOT more time running around trying to find the ultrastralia boomerang first
Something something putting fire in the water or pulling fire from it?
Unnecessary ZOOOOOOM!!!!
shining like a bloody rembran-- oh, don't think that was in any renaissance painting i ever saw. #SoManyBlades #monsterdon
Oh, it's a lava cookie with a free prize inside. #Monsterdon
just put your hand in IT'S FINE YOU'LL BE FINE #monsterdon
The Krull armor is as good as Storm Trooper armor, I see.
#Monsterdon this was a quick retrieval mission to get the glaive.
Though the lighting makes me think i'm watching a burger ad.
Counting this as "Cave" for #MonsterdonBingo
Colwyn feels like such a calculated male fantasy protagonist name. Two syllables. Starts with a C. Ends with a wyn. Pronounceable, shoutable, sighable, and it sounds like a toothpaste brand. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon it’s not lava, it’s piping hot lube. Okay.
Annnnd, there goes his arm hair.
Licks hand "it's strawberry jam!" #monsterdon
Sorta expected him to pull back a skeleton hand.
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oh my hand lava is almost too hot to touch
Goopy ninja glaive, yeah. #monsterdon
so is this guy just immune to lava or
Chocolate starfish #monsterdon
@catzilla yes! real mountains in central Italy! I have been on some of them myself.
The ability to not burst into flame was within him all along
#monsterdon is James Horner the person responsible for the french horns, flutes and triangles? Let's see if he can make the Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis/Rock Climbing portion of the film any better...
Mandy Patinkin is going to be at the top of the mountain.
I was so young when I saw this the first time that this scene with the lava TRULY UPSET ME. Like, actual TEARS, y'all!
@CharlotteEowyn a bunch of people all watch a terrible movie at the same time and make fun of it on the #monsterdon hashtag.
...but this week it's not a terrible movie, it's KRULL! :D
All this time and it looks like he's maybe climbed one boulder. #Monsterdon #krull
Now I get the title. It’s a 5 armed kruller. #Monsterdon
oh okay fire cannot kill dragon blood is that what's going on here?
#Monsterdon Cave cavem = beware of caves with red under lighting and ladies singing a bit.
How much cherry jello did they waste for this shot?
I think I don’t understand this fire marriage ritual about not accepting fire again until it comes from the woman he chooses to marry, but his staff is already lit again before she can pull the fire out of the water?
a "glaive" is a blade dammit, not a star
Roll up the sleeve, you wouldn't want it catching fire when you're plunging your hand into the fire to get the MacGuffin.
I am very trusting in my destiny and will thus thrust my hand into the back-lit slime pool and pull out the holy starfish.
...Okay for a second there I thought we were gonna go for a third week in a row with a silicone prop nipple in our movie and I was gonna throw a fit. #Monsterdon
@combatwombat "If I had more time, I would have made you a shorter film" as it were. #monsterdon
The Great Steaming Caves of Jell-O #Monsterdon #Krull
The DP had an absolute orgasm when they got the shot of the light glinting off his sword, y'all. They probably fell right out of their canvas chair.
Okay I remember this movie has some good fun fantasy stuff later , but I forgot how long the start was... Get on with it man!
#Monsterdon #Krull
Ninja staaarrrrrr!
did you know, the cave actually improvised those falling rocks on the first take
alright a cave with colored flood lights and fog machines AND dry ice puddles? now we're getting somewhere
"You must seek the glaive!" *two minutes later* "found it!" #Monsterdon
gender-affirming mythical 5-pronged warglaive
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The mountain scenery is very beautiful, but I think the music is doing a LOT of heavy lifting.
great, he's found gorignak's spa, what'll that get him?
if there's not an egg in this cave, i think we chose the wrong movie, folks. #monsterdon