this is how untitled goose game got started
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Turn me into a bat? Hanging upside down? Oh no anything but that, please!!!

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What are the odds that another sword & sorcery B-picture was filming in the same Italian mountains at the same time. Like the apocryphal story about Doctor Who and Blake's 7 crews meeting in the same abandoned quarry. #Monsterdon

Oh no, it's the funny companion :/ #Monsterdon

There are those who call me.... Tim?

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I'ma call this man GPS from here on out. #monsterdon

"And now... I will bathe you..." #monsterdon

Is there a name for the subgenre where you've got interstellar ships carrying raiders with swords and horses?

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oh god, i think this is the """comedy""" section. #monsterdon

Oh, wait. Are we calling the star weapon a "glaive?" WTF?

That's not a glaive!

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I dunno, are we *supposed* to think he's whiny and stupid, because he's going to grow into a King under the tutelage of this Wise Old Man as he passes perhaps through some sort of Desert?

We'll see. I have no confidence this movie could pay-off a gamble that large with this portrayal.

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The movie: A glaive is a five-pointed magical ninja star

You: A glaive is a polearm

Me, a nerd: A glaive is a bouncy stick with a bug friend :D

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"HELP I'M DROWNING!!!!!"

bwahahahahaha wtf

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That king looks like Bill Bailey #Monsterdon

here is where you will meet your first symbiote

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some of y'all aren't familiar with antiquated English terms for swords that you'd find in the sword-and-sorcery genre and it shows

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@brooke I guarantee it's known to the state of california to contain ingredients that may cause cancer.

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"I, too, was young once....

About five years ago. I'm only 32."''

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Did Colwyn just stick his hand in molten lava? WTH? Isn't there supposed to be some sort of riddle or test to get this glaive thing out of the... LAVA?

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love's lost forlorn with Old Ben. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon All that for a fidget toy? ... yeah, ok, blades are cool.

@kshernandez

"Are your eyes dry? But are they... Lysette Anthony dry...?"

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Wouldn't it be great if he was like, "Screw this, I've always wanted to be a chef," and he uses it to cut vegetables

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#Monsterdon Gandalf was never the same after the rather difficult bout of Krullian Crotch Crickets.

Horse was all, "...hey! I'm still eating here!"

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Maybe it was just goop and he didn't want to get any more slimed than he already was.

Man, he's whiny though.

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okay those mountains are clearly no where near the other ones

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Welcome back, Exposition Man. We've missed you!

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And the invading armor wins the movie. The end.

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If they reboot Krull, I nominate Paul Giamatti to play Colonel Mentor #monsterdon

Y'know a normal person might be mildly suspicious when a dude falls out of the sky in a fireball

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Are we supposed to _like_ the old fart naysayer?

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Monty Python had harder quests #monsterdon

@That_Damn_Frank Hahaha!! I get it now. This? #monsterdon

@nev I mean, that star has many blades, right?

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@SordidAmok Maybe Peter Jackson saw this and was like, "I could do a better version."

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i too was young

i too toured with CSNY

and was a massive racist jackass

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Don't touch the marinara sauce with your bare hands, Colwyn #monsterdon

Kingly virtues? Does this guy have a kingdom anymore?

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#Monsterdon i guarantee you this weapon is banned in the state of california

Eyeball babysitter is quite the accommodation.
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#Monsterdon Heroine is menaced by a deep voice in an empty room. “Legend” did it better.

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Why is this eyeball made of chocolate?

I bet this mountain dispenses glaves all the time.

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@CharlotteEowyn the #MonsterdonAlert tag is used for #Monsterdon announcements, polls, etc...

@miriamrobern

okay but in btd6 a glaive looks like the Krull weapon

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Respect? CourtesY? You mean I can't pick my teeth with it?

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"haha I did it, jackass!" #monsterdon

well i think it'll be easy enough to find, the damn thing's a whole-ass mountain.. #monsterdon

I also had nightmares about being this girl running through endless soft-geometry hallways. Gaaaaaaah.

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Oh, so it's Super Mario Brothers 3. #monsterdon

well, the goop was fine, but then he sliced his hand RIGHT OPEN. #monsterdon

Give the guy a break about the minor rock slide and easy climb. He's still level 1.

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...Okay so the princess's half of the story is just gonna be A Clockwork Orange, huh? #Monsterdon

So this legendary thing people don't believe exists is just kinda sitting out in the open in a glowing red cave?

Like, I get why people wouldn't want to go grab it outta the flaming river or whatever, but not believe it exists?
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@b what does he sound like? gliii gliii gliii gliiii, or so

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A pelvic thrust is best for stabbing someone to death.

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I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU

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Ok, real talk, can I be the princess?

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tuning in late. I see we've already had the Call To Adventure, the Meeting the Mentor, and we're on the First Task,...
... and the Bad Lava Special Effect

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The Beast needs more base in their voice. And gravel.

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That's the glaive? Do they make one in adult sizes? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Glaive is a starfish?!? This looks kind of impractical.

man glave

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The eye of the beholder. #Monsterdon

I think I saw one of those for sale at a truck stop.

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the heck?

The utility of not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but FIVE pocketknives!

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SHINY!

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T. J. Eckleheim!

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wait

is this the Matrix goo?

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#Monsterdon Yes, hike up a hill wearing black in the sun with no water. Even Wesley had a rope.

the forbidden autistic stim toy

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Tubi hit me with a 2 1/2 minute ad break so I was tragically forced to fast forward through all the rock climbing. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Evergreen post. #Monsterdon

Take a good look. It goes away for most of the rest of the movie. #Monsterdon #Krull

@amyfou Prince Zebra Hose #monsterdon

ngl figured we'd spend a LOT more time running around trying to find the ultrastralia boomerang first

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Something something putting fire in the water or pulling fire from it?

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Unnecessary ZOOOOOOM!!!!

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shining like a bloody rembran-- oh, don't think that was in any renaissance painting i ever saw. #SoManyBlades #monsterdon

Oh, it's a lava cookie with a free prize inside. #Monsterdon

just put your hand in IT'S FINE YOU'LL BE FINE #monsterdon

The Krull armor is as good as Storm Trooper armor, I see.

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#Monsterdon this was a quick retrieval mission to get the glaive.

Though the lighting makes me think i'm watching a burger ad.

Counting this as "Cave" for #MonsterdonBingo

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Colwyn feels like such a calculated male fantasy protagonist name. Two syllables. Starts with a C. Ends with a wyn. Pronounceable, shoutable, sighable, and it sounds like a toothpaste brand. #monsterdon

Isn't that a King Crimson album cover?

How old is the Beast?

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Annnnd, there goes his arm hair.

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#Monsterdon it’s not lava, it’s piping hot lube. Okay.

oh my hand lava is almost too hot to touch

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Licks hand "it's strawberry jam!" #monsterdon

Sorta expected him to pull back a skeleton hand.

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Goopy ninja glaive, yeah. #monsterdon

so is this guy just immune to lava or

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@catzilla yes! real mountains in central Italy! I have been on some of them myself.

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#monsterdon is James Horner the person responsible for the french horns, flutes and triangles? Let's see if he can make the Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis/Rock Climbing portion of the film any better...

The ability to not burst into flame was within him all along

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Mandy Patinkin is going to be at the top of the mountain.

I was so young when I saw this the first time that this scene with the lava TRULY UPSET ME. Like, actual TEARS, y'all!

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