@ramsey wow impressive

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon speak friend and trip through our hastily abandoned quarry.

I think the Wizard is judgemental on appearances.....

#Monsterdon

"Uh-oh. I hear shenanigans approaching."

#Monsterdon

Use the Glaive, Colwyn. Use the Glaive.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

Shades of Howell's moving castle!

This movie was the base of every movie that came out in the following 30 years!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

okay helloooo panopticon? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

that bay horse is a full hand taller than the little chestnut

@brooke He bravely ran away away!

#monsterdon #krull

I mean, shouldn't she hear his offer at least? She didn't technically complete her previous wedding. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon although, point of order, it had to move through space but once it gets to a planet it can just dematerialize and rematerialize Willy-nilly? Why the space travel?

I LOVE the use of shadow in that sequence.

Bravo to Photography, you nailed it.

#Monsterdon

superman's really let this place go to hell, but, well, that's why it's a fixer

#monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon not a bad morph effect for 1983!

Ok, I give up, how green WAS your valley? #monsterdon

Our hero is being hounded by wandering trumpets. #Monsterdon

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Pretty sure that’s carbolic Vaseline. No longer sold. #Monsterdon

*Monty Python voice* It's only a model. #monsterdon

"I want him in the games until he dies playing. End Of Line" #Monsterdon #Krull

MEANWHILE IN THE FORTRESS OF JAWBREAKER...

#monsterdon #krull

@blogdiva To be fair, the settings look great. It's everything else I have a problem with. #Monsterdon

there's a scene later where he transforms again and the princess ends up cowering in a phone booth without her glasses #monsterdon

So many wonderful gaps in time I can fill with my yaoi fan-fic. #monsterdon

At least things are happening in this movie. #monsterdon #krull

Ah yes, the level 1 wildmage.

#Monsterdon

The music is DEAFENING compared to the dialogue jesus christ #monsterdon #krull

YEP. #monsterdon

I'm making an executive decision to fast-forward through the heart to heart talk at 29:00 #monsterdon #tubitv

I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.

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#Monsterdon #KRULL

@paco It seems like the wedding ceremony set up for it, but I feel we need more explanation.

#Monsterdon #Krull

I'm enjoying David Battley's performance. I'm not sure I'm enjoying the character.

#Monsterdon

So we already have
- Hero
- Damsel in distress
- Exposition wise guy
- Comic relief guy

Checks all boxes

#monsterdon

"WAIT, I'VE JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE URGENT BUSINESS IN THIS DIRECTION!"

"What business?"

"Staying alive."

#Monsterdon

"My God... their full of Pears! "

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Poor cyclops was just trying to chill.

#monsterdon #krull

Our space ship can teleport? What?

#monsterdon #krull

Untitled Goose Man is delightful #Monsterdon

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His urgent business being staying alive wasn't a half-bad line

#monsterdon #Krull

Ergo's gonna be back isn't he. #monsterdon

It's a beautiful day in a slow moving movie and you've just turned into a terrible goose. #Monsterdon #Krull

I liked him better as a goose. Better yet, recast the whole movie with geese.

#Monsterdon

I too am short in stature and tall of power

#monsterdon

cyclops? cyclops

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon that boy has his tiddy out again

These are actors who were hired to say their lines and they have done so. #monsterdon

„So you’re annoying and you can’t do harm. Come with us to fight the villains!“ #monsterdon

...Ergo, huh. We're gonna see too much of him, get Ergo poisoning :/ #Monsterdon

Oh, I see... #monsterdon

"The forest isn't safe. You'd best travel with us. We're going to assault the evil fortress, which will be safe."

#Monsterdon #Krull

@Zerofactorial

Ye-ah. I mean to be fair, projected energy weapons of any real power are still very much SF for us. And power source is the issue.

#Monsterdon

Puts on monocle

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I suddenly would rather be watching Yellowbeard.

#monsterdon

I need some teleportation powers like that. #Monsterdon

So naturally he immediately turned himself back into a.. human being, let's say.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

GOOSED!

Enter comic relief character

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It's a beautiful #monsterdon, and that is an ugly goose.

#krull

#Monsterdon

very fat, very ugly, very 1982 Special Effect

travel with us??? can we please not. #monsterdon

goose transformation! he's in his war form! run away! #monsterdon

still has webbed toes tho'

#monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon This may be the simplest demonstration of Karma I’ve seen in a long time.

The guy who turned into a goose instantly became the most dangerous person on the team.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon carefuly, that'll break your arm it will

That's what happens when you fail your Wild Magic check. #Monsterdon

WHAT #monsterdon #krull

Is that Loki? #Monsterdon

a real king woulda thrown that golden shit right off the side of the canyon

#Monsterdon

"Im sorry; i draw the line at marrying people whose eyeballs I fit inside of"
#Monsterdon

SCHMENDRICK!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

This guy even looks like a member of Monty Python #monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon A little animal or a wooden stick. Oh whatever.

I think we are supposed to believe that this is like molten lava or something. His arm catches fire. But none of this hurts him at all. It's not even remarked on. It doesn't even look difficult. It isn't even explained whether King Doofus is special or just everybody on this planet can just handle fire no big deal.
#monsterdon

This is the hilarious scene where the wussy man meets the real man and the ream man chuckles 🙄

#monsterdon

lmao. "Perhaps he expected to eat it!" LOL
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Meteorite! Er, wait, most meteorites are not NEARLY that talkative.

1000 miles off, that’s quite the margin of error.

☄️The comic relief has arrived!

#Monsterdon

Now I want some krullers.
#Monsterdon #Krull

I thought I recognized an Obi Wan Kenobi character in the woods.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

"...I might have been sucked to my death while you stood there gawping!"
"I can think of worst ways to go, to be honest."

#Monsterdon #Krull

@brooke It's guaranteed to contain cancer-causing materials at least #monsterdon

Oh now they’re in the Genesis cave! #monsterdon

Ok, neat goose TF.

#Monsterdon

So it is more of a...mini...retractable...penta...glaive?

Anyways I guess there shouldn't have been any doubt he was Chosen for this #Monsterdon

Ahh, the Knights who say Ni have arrived.

#monsterdon #krull

Comic Relief Sidekick express delivery

#Monsterdon

Ah, that classic distance of fantasy films: a day's journey from here. #monsterdon

oh yeah, this guy

#monsterdon

COME ON LUKE RAISE THE X-WING! #monsterdon

"I'M NOT DEAD YET" #monsterdon #krull

Oh no is this the comic relief?

#monsterdon #krull

What's in Guzzberry Pie?
#Monsterdon

Quicksand, and fear of quicksand, really was a thing in the 1980s.

#Monsterdon #Krull

god you might've also just had your first bath in 30 years, judging from your smell

#monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon

"blind emerand seer"
That would be Task Number Two

"And I'm comic relief guy!" #monsterdon

Why did this army kidnap Lyssa but attempt to kill everyone else?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

oh yay. the comic relief. #monsterdon