"My God... their full of Pears! "

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Poor cyclops was just trying to chill.

#monsterdon #krull

Our space ship can teleport? What?

#monsterdon #krull

Untitled Goose Man is delightful #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

His urgent business being staying alive wasn't a half-bad line

#monsterdon #Krull

Ergo's gonna be back isn't he. #monsterdon

Eric Idle probably wanted more money than the budget would allow, so they got David Battley instead.

#Monsterdon #Krull

It's a beautiful day in a slow moving movie and you've just turned into a terrible goose. #Monsterdon #Krull

I liked him better as a goose. Better yet, recast the whole movie with geese.

#Monsterdon

I too am short in stature and tall of power

#monsterdon

cyclops? cyclops

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon that boy has his tiddy out again

These are actors who were hired to say their lines and they have done so. #monsterdon

„So you’re annoying and you can’t do harm. Come with us to fight the villains!“ #monsterdon

...Ergo, huh. We're gonna see too much of him, get Ergo poisoning :/ #Monsterdon

Oh, I see... #monsterdon

"The forest isn't safe. You'd best travel with us. We're going to assault the evil fortress, which will be safe."

#Monsterdon #Krull

@Zerofactorial

Ye-ah. I mean to be fair, projected energy weapons of any real power are still very much SF for us. And power source is the issue.

#Monsterdon

Puts on monocle

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

I suddenly would rather be watching Yellowbeard.

#monsterdon

I need some teleportation powers like that. #Monsterdon

So naturally he immediately turned himself back into a.. human being, let's say.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

GOOSED!

Enter comic relief character

#monsterdon

It's a beautiful #monsterdon, and that is an ugly goose.

#krull

#Monsterdon

very fat, very ugly, very 1982 Special Effect

WILLOW, you eeeeeeeediot!!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

travel with us??? can we please not. #monsterdon

still has webbed toes tho'

#monsterdon #Krull

goose transformation! he's in his war form! run away! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This may be the simplest demonstration of Karma I’ve seen in a long time.

#HashTagGames
#SinglePeoplesLife

Being able to participate in Hashtag Games and #Monsterdon at the same time with no interruptions....except I'm late for Monsterdon AGAIN!!!!

The guy who turned into a goose instantly became the most dangerous person on the team.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon carefuly, that'll break your arm it will

That's what happens when you fail your Wild Magic check. #Monsterdon

WHAT #monsterdon #krull

gotta get a discount Eric Idle for our Italian b-movie #Monsterdon

a real king woulda thrown that golden shit right off the side of the canyon

#Monsterdon

Is that Loki? #Monsterdon

SCHMENDRICK!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

"Im sorry; i draw the line at marrying people whose eyeballs I fit inside of"
#Monsterdon

This guy even looks like a member of Monty Python #monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon A little animal or a wooden stick. Oh whatever.

lmao. "Perhaps he expected to eat it!" LOL
#Monsterdon

This is the hilarious scene where the wussy man meets the real man and the ream man chuckles 🙄

#monsterdon

I think we are supposed to believe that this is like molten lava or something. His arm catches fire. But none of this hurts him at all. It's not even remarked on. It doesn't even look difficult. It isn't even explained whether King Doofus is special or just everybody on this planet can just handle fire no big deal.
#monsterdon

Now I want some krullers.
#Monsterdon #Krull

☄️The comic relief has arrived!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Meteorite! Er, wait, most meteorites are not NEARLY that talkative.

1000 miles off, that’s quite the margin of error.

I thought I recognized an Obi Wan Kenobi character in the woods.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

"...I might have been sucked to my death while you stood there gawping!"
"I can think of worst ways to go, to be honest."

#Monsterdon #Krull

@brooke It's guaranteed to contain cancer-causing materials at least #monsterdon

Oh now they’re in the Genesis cave! #monsterdon

Ok, neat goose TF.

#Monsterdon

So it is more of a...mini...retractable...penta...glaive?

Anyways I guess there shouldn't have been any doubt he was Chosen for this #Monsterdon

Ahh, the Knights who say Ni have arrived.

#monsterdon #krull

Comic Relief Sidekick express delivery

#Monsterdon

Ah, that classic distance of fantasy films: a day's journey from here. #monsterdon

oh yeah, this guy

#monsterdon

COME ON LUKE RAISE THE X-WING! #monsterdon

"I'M NOT DEAD YET" #monsterdon #krull

What's in Guzzberry Pie?
#Monsterdon

Oh no is this the comic relief?

#monsterdon #krull

god you might've also just had your first bath in 30 years, judging from your smell

#monsterdon #Krull

Quicksand, and fear of quicksand, really was a thing in the 1980s.

#Monsterdon #Krull

"And I'm comic relief guy!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"blind emerand seer"
That would be Task Number Two

Why did this army kidnap Lyssa but attempt to kill everyone else?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

oh yay. the comic relief. #monsterdon

this is how untitled goose game got started
#monsterdon

Turn me into a bat? Hanging upside down? Oh no anything but that, please!!!

#Monsterdon

What are the odds that another sword & sorcery B-picture was filming in the same Italian mountains at the same time. Like the apocryphal story about Doctor Who and Blake's 7 crews meeting in the same abandoned quarry. #Monsterdon

Oh no, it's the funny companion :/ #Monsterdon

There are those who call me.... Tim?

#monsterdon #krull

I'ma call this man GPS from here on out. #monsterdon

"And now... I will bathe you..." #monsterdon

Is there a name for the subgenre where you've got interstellar ships carrying raiders with swords and horses?

#Monsterdon #Krull

Oh, wait. Are we calling the star weapon a "glaive?" WTF?

That's not a glaive!

#Monsterdon #Krull

oh god, i think this is the """comedy""" section. #monsterdon

I dunno, are we *supposed* to think he's whiny and stupid, because he's going to grow into a King under the tutelage of this Wise Old Man as he passes perhaps through some sort of Desert?

We'll see. I have no confidence this movie could pay-off a gamble that large with this portrayal.

#Monsterdon

The movie: A glaive is a five-pointed magical ninja star

You: A glaive is a polearm

Me, a nerd: A glaive is a bouncy stick with a bug friend :D

#Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

"HELP I'M DROWNING!!!!!"

bwahahahahaha wtf

#monsterdon

That king looks like Bill Bailey #Monsterdon

here is where you will meet your first symbiote

#monsterdon #Krull

@brooke I guarantee it's known to the state of california to contain ingredients that may cause cancer.

#Monsterdon

some of y'all aren't familiar with antiquated English terms for swords that you'd find in the sword-and-sorcery genre and it shows

#Monsterdon

"I, too, was young once....

About five years ago. I'm only 32."''

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Did Colwyn just stick his hand in molten lava? WTH? Isn't there supposed to be some sort of riddle or test to get this glaive thing out of the... LAVA?

#Monsterdon #Krull

@kshernandez

"Are your eyes dry? But are they... Lysette Anthony dry...?"

#Monsterdon

love's lost forlorn with Old Ben. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon All that for a fidget toy? ... yeah, ok, blades are cool.

Wouldn't it be great if he was like, "Screw this, I've always wanted to be a chef," and he uses it to cut vegetables

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon Gandalf was never the same after the rather difficult bout of Krullian Crotch Crickets.

okay those mountains are clearly no where near the other ones

#monsterdon

Horse was all, "...hey! I'm still eating here!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

Maybe it was just goop and he didn't want to get any more slimed than he already was.

Man, he's whiny though.

#monsterdon

Welcome back, Exposition Man. We've missed you!

#Monsterdon

And the invading armor wins the movie. The end.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983