“I take fire from water, but not very convincingly.” #Monsterdon

Uh oh, looks like some group is not going to hold their peace.

#Monsterdon

And the Time Bandits have arrived!

#Monsterdon #Krull

That shit did not happen at my wedding. #monsterdon

SUDDENLY STORMTROOPERS #Monsterdon

I guess somebody's objecting to the wedding!

#Monsterdon #Krull

That armor sounds cheap, y'all.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Wow, great special effects. <eyeroll>

#monsterdon #krull

Denis Villeneuve Krull reboot when. #monsterdon

Ow! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yep, the dads are retiring and eloping.

Adele "and I set fire to the rain, watch it burn as i touch your face" #monsterdon

Slayers gonna slay.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Every good marriage needs a bunch of guys in full armor banging their swords… er… against their shields, I mean.

"I give fire to water."

Dude, read the room. Water doesn't want that.

#Monsterdon #Krull

If all those guards where outside protecting the castle, instead of rattleing their swords inside, We wouldn't have a movie
#monsterdon

BANGARANG! BANGARANG! #monsterdon

"I give fire to water" DOH! Where'd the fire go? #Monsterdon #Krull

Look at that smile, he's so proud of how he's arranged his scarf. #monsterdon

Are the guards also welders? #monsterdon

I love the "space sounds" as the Invaders ride by, so that you don't forget they are from SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

They look like idiots in those visors. How do they fucking see anything beyond their feet?

#monsterdon #krull

Be honest, is #monsterdon just a stress-test for masto clients? Mine is coming apart at the seams.

Literal hot girl shit lmao
#monsterdon

do we have

...SPIES?!

#monsterdon

5 points to House Water!

#monsterdon

even more cybertruck side panels, now being used for overhead lamps

#monsterdon #Krull

the score is telling me something incredible and heroic is happening but the screen is just showing me an old man standing perfectly still in a bog #monsterdon

It was given to me to know
that if they start sieg-heiling, I'm outta here.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon wow the music's pretty great, that's fun.

@wohali same, honestly

#monsterdon

Ah here comes off-brand Han Solo (I'm a couple minutes behind still)

#Monsterdon

I feel like a neon sign saying "WERE THE BAD GUYS" would be more subtle. #monsterdon

Even as a kid I was like, "Isn't it weird to place the fate of a universe on this woman's uterus working as planned?"

But nevermind, it's clearly true love and it'll be fine and that dress is great so whatever

#Monsterdon #Krull

Having a wedding ceremony at moonrise seems pretty sweet tbh
#monsterdon

"Slayers? No, no, no. We're from the Humane Society. We're the Spayers. You have puppies?"

#Monsterdon

Such a handsome couple #monsterdon

The sad thing is he's going to betray them all and run off to join the Maquis in the Cardassian demilitarized zone. #Monsterdon

This is like how you can't pump your own gas in New Jersey, they can't hang torches off the wall because it'll leave all these torch-holders unemployed. #monsterdon

Its only a model!

#monsterdon #krull

Oh, there's Obi Wan. #Monsterdon

That guy staring at the others charging by looks like he could use some more sleep.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no they're gonna have gatecrashers at the wedding

Now *that* is a mustache!

#Monsterdon #Krull

@aprilfollies It is a really tiresome & extra-sexist version of the marriage plot.

#Monsterdon

Two kingdoms deciding to merge? If only politics were as simple as modern corporate mergers.

#Monsterdon

"oh no! horses in a forest!!" #monsterdon

I mean the real sparks seem to be flying between the dads. #monsterdon

ONE. DAY. LATER. #monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak Oooh I hope so but so far I'm thinking it's better than that

#Monsterdon

They missed their chance to "pass the torches"

#monsterdon
#Krull

#monsterdon

The English subtitles skip some of the dialogue, I presume for space reasons.

Slayers gonna disrupt this ceremony?

#krull #monsterdon

this music is promising more spaceships than it is delivering

i want the more spaceships

#monsterdon #Krull

OK, if you're going to respond to a line of the movie in the feed, you gotta quote the original line. None of us are paying enough attention to the movie.

#monsterdon #krull

"Wouldn't you jump for me?" https://youtu.be/uyTVyCp7xrw

#Monsterdon

The princeling is trying to be both a knight and Han Solo at the same time, and I'm not sure it's working.

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon I’m also big, dumb, and full of … rice pudding. Yes. The leather isn’t helping. Don’t touch it. I caught something in the city. ;)

The guard uniforms make them look like playmobile dudes

#monsterdon

They've just met, and already they're sucking face.

#Monsterdon #Krull

#monsterdon we're ignoring that she kinda trounces me as far as the curly hair goes.

#Monsterdon “Wouldn’t you jump for me?” He might hop a bit.

horner doing an admirable job here of re-mixing and re-interpreting the themes from SW:ANH

#monsterdon

HORSE ACTIVITY
#monsterdon

And they loved happily ever after. #Monsterdon #krull

Warriors Can't Jump, starting Wesley Snipes and whoever this dude is. #monsterdon

"...but above all they were horny" #monsterdon

that hallway looks like it should have Inigo Montoya running down it. #monsterdon

Ok, Ryu: bad husband, Guile: bad husband, sure, but I bet Blanka is actually very thoughtful and remembers anniversaries. #monsterdon

two moons, where are the elfquests

#monsterdon #Krull

#monsterdon "Wouldn't you jump for me?" 👁️ 👄 👁️ . She's got lines too.

This is some serious "so bad it's good" territory. #monsterdon

smoooooch (I don't blame him)
#Monsterdon

the princess is permanently like 👁️ 👁️ at all times

#monsterdon

THE CEREMONY! #monsterdon

"Wouldn't you jump for me?"

Ma'am

#Monsterdon

Does this movie take place in medieval times, the 80s, or the far future? Or is this some time anomaly? #monsterdon

So, how soon until he's dead?

#monsterdon #krull

"I swiped right." ("I've chosen well.")

#Monsterdon #Krull

Every time they talk about Slayers I think of the metal band #monsterdon

If you're only going to have one fastener on your jerkin, that's not a good spot for it. #monsterdon

Yeah sure. You can just park that thing anywhere. There's alot of room for a space castle out here on the planet Krull.
#Monsterdon #Krull

Warrior, lover, hell, I can jump

#Monsterdon

Tonight is Moonrise.
#Monsterdon

He for god only / she for god in him 🙄

#monsterdon

Now hear me out. It's a blockbuster sci-fi special effects extravaganza. Set in medievil times.....#monsterdon

Rohirrim ride!

To Planet Druidia!

"It's only a model."

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

omg look at the forelock on that gray flag horsie *swoon*

#Monsterdon And of course our leading lady specifically important because of who she’ll marry and how she’ll be mother to a son. I HATE HATE HATE this trope with the fire of both suns.

@s20
I know, right! These 80s movies have so much production value, but they're so hit-and-miss.
#Monsterdon #Krull

#monsterdon He's got charm, I'll give him that

Wow, Eddington looks different with hair. #Monsterdon

@hollie I thought the rock looked futuristic

#Monsterdon

@CoachJZ What about George Foreman? #monsterdon

Like... nobody lives here. It's just a couple castles filled with assholes and one wizard up a volcano, who are they worried about saving from the invaders?

#Monsterdon #KRULL

this soundtrack?

straight to Horner Jail.

#monsterdon

Did Howard Shore hear this movie?

#monsterdon #Krull

I am still watching soccer, but we're losing, so 🤷

#Monsterdon #Krull

a few flutes to let you know he's not just leering at her, it's The Big L. #monsterdon

His armor has short sleevs to display his BULGING BICEPS #monsterdon