they are unironically doing the kung pow tiny net bit, props could not be bothered that day #monsterdon

@jonny see also: stormtroopers

#Monsterdon

Go on, do your bit, gloat to the cyclops about how wide your vision is

#Monsterdon #Krull

I am behind because of the Charmin bears which are much scarier than any movie monster.

#Monsterdon

Nooo Hagrid, get out of the water!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Dying slayers sound like fucked-up R2D2s.

#monsterdon

@nev Sounds right.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetary_romance

#Monsterdon #Krull

The whips are non-conducting!!! We're going places! #Monsterdon

so the bad guys in this movies are all trill symbionts?

dang, what a step down for these guys

#monsterdon #Krull

It's impossible to tell if a cyclops is winking at you. #monsterdon

Our hero has black and grey vertically striped pants. It is bothering me. #monsterdon

I wanna see one of them deflect the lasers with their axe. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

why is that old man's robe decorated with a boa maze?

Huh, our hero took Two-handed Fighting as a bonus feat last level up. #Monsterdon

where do they make the spaceships? because they had a spaceship? does like a wizard blacksmith make them? how does any of this work?

#monsterdon

how do you fuck up so badly that you have space lasers and get owned by some shitty swords and a trident #monsterdon

OMG THE WORM YES THE WOOOORM

#Monsterdon

It's a bit annoying Rell only gets one shot

#Monsterdon

dual wielding, alright, Young King bisexual confirmed. #monsterdon

Those slayers coming up out of the water is rad, tho

#Monsterdon

Awesome forever.

#Krull #Monsterdon

Easy breezy beautiful cover boy. #monsterdon

I have seen this movie dozens of times and I wonder every time: Where the hell to the Slayer Slugs go? #Monsterdon #Krull

a legally distinct death screech from the Star Wars one #monsterdon

Did a slimy turd just slide into the ground?

#Monsterdon

Distinct Dark Souls vibe in this dead forest.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Why do the slayers sound like R2D2 being tortured?

#monsterdon #krull

James Horner, Creature of The Swamp, prepares an attack. #monsterdon

OK, I do like Robbie Coltrane's character.

#monsterdon

Actually, I've always aspired to be Absalom, Absalom

#monsterdon

James Horner is doing a TON of heavy lifting here.

#monsterdon

HOW did this movie not come before The Holy Grail #monsterdon #krull

Oh nice, Esther Williams orcs. #Monsterdon

Synchronized Slayers. #monsterdon

Dude's cave has a Nest cam #monsterdon

The great battle! it's encompassing! #Monsterdon

Now I'm hungry to collect emeralds.
#Monsterdon #Krull

I think this is where they get the airship

#monsterdon

BWAHAHAHAHA rude old fucker, I love him

#Monsterdon #KRULL

"That's not impressive, but adequate"
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Somebody's bits of metal are clanging together and goddamn it annoys me.

They're about to meet the Knights who say Ni.

#Monsterdon #Krull

BEAST THEME

#Monsterdon

Titch is starting to doubt this whole homeschool idea

#Monsterdon #Krull

Off-brand Gandalf (the Green) just did the naked woman laugh

#Monsterdon

The old wizard like "lol i got those bandits good"

#monsterdon #krull

Rhun is absolutely right.

More people should listen to Rhun.

#monsterdon

The soundtrack in this #Monsterdon is so over the top unhinged and the dialogue is like something George Lucas would pull out of his ass while on a bender or something this movie is EPIC!

They've past three Artexes and two Atrayu's so far in this swamp.

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon Harry, you’re catching swampfoot.

Oh cool lmao, if you look close at the slayer's chest when he's sinking into the quicksand, you can see it moving up onto his armor: they filmed him standing up and then played it in reverse
#monsterdon

Ha Ha. Wizard humor. #Monsterdon #Krull

#monsterdon (tower? Temple? I got the word wrong, didn't I? Oh well, alea jacta est.)

Ohhh, Hagrid!!

#Monsterdon

Ohh wait IS THAT LIAM???

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon “Death and Power are close cousins.” Especially when Power is once removed.

@Cherizilla Probably not talking to female-identifying characters with names #monsterdon

@sealawyer If they want a blowjob that is extra.

#Monsterdon

Its true, my farts smell of death and are very powerful.

#monsterdon #krull

The Emerald Temple, the great swamp, the cave the Glaive, the rock fall of righteousness. Can you just give us a map, and stop doling these out one at a time?

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow just fartax

#monsterdon #Krull

the elves are leaving middle earth. #monsterdon

"And that's how they forged the propeller for The Red October. Any questions ?"

#Monsterdon

Stealth bell. #Monsterdon

Oooh, I like that background set.

#Monsterdon

I hope none of those horses are named Artax. #Monsterdon #Krull

@Louisa What, you don't think it will be a logical part of the plot?!

#Monsterdon

Are they going to do any side missions or just the main quest?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

OK but who curled that beard

Beginning to lose faith the GM is EVER gonna let us fight The Beast. #monsterdon

"Will you travel there with us?"

Look, is this a movie or a board game. #Monsterdon

"...we must travel to the Emerald City! Come on Toto!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

A king seeks the fortress? Who made him a king anyway? I didn't vote for no king.
#Monsterdon #Krull

Wait a minute! This is the old man from scene 24!

#Monsterdon #Krull

Never go to a second location. #Monsterdon #Krull

Someone set them up the bomb.

#Monsterdon

Captain Crunch and the Emerald Clench. #Monsterdon

ok, I guess that counts as "opposition"

#Monsterdon

Y'never look into the Palantir, chief. :/ #Monsterdon

And the ragtag band grows.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

#Monsterdon It’s a cosmic fax machine! Quick! Nobody like the receiver until the whole transmission arrives!

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ WILL NOT BE DISTURBED AT THREE IN THE MORNING, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

#monsterdon #Krull

only one of you gets his axe out. why are all these "adventurers" so useless. #monsterdon

FORBIDDEN MONSTER ENERGY GEMS. #monsterdon

"The man has raisins in his brain case." #Monsterdon #krull

WE GET SIGNAL

#Monsterdon

idk what it is but i just completely charlie brownout listen to people talking in like old timey knights and castle sounding voices. whatever they are saying i don't really care about it because it's always some shit like "we seek the chalice" #monsterdon

OOOOoooooh, My loooooooove, my daaaaaarling, I hunger forrrrrrr your touch......

#Monsterdon #KRULL

"This... *means something*!" #Monsterdon

If that thing summons Periot, I'm going to bed,

#monsterdon #krull

The crystal is a raster scanner. The magic IS just technology.

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

there is a weird chocolate sub-motif in this movie and that candy bar looked grosssss

"dude, we gotta take you to our next rave!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah, his old buddies at the acme corporation

The swamp sounds activated my cat

#Monsterdon

Thief here is thinking of stealing some chunks of green glass. I'm sure that'll sell for a lot...

#Monsterdon #Krull

Sometimes a fantasy movie is David Crosby and Henry Thomas living together in a cave watching holograms and that's beautiful. #monsterdon

I like how he's making the rock spin tho #monsterdon

"You have reached the crystal of The Beast. I'm not home right now. Leave a message after the loud noise." #Monsterdon #Krull

this should have been a Time Bandits tie-in #monsterdon