I should've held off on the worm line until a Slayer got killed. Bad timing on my part

#monsterdon

They're traveling through the Wheat Germ Marsh.

#Monsterdon #Krull

@jonny That's fair, the most notable thing about them is their legendarily terrible aim (because plot reasons, but still)

#Monsterdon

Wait. Are the Slayers just mech suits for worms? Or are the worms just puppeting a different kind of alien wearing armor? Or big man shaped bugs?
#Monsterdon #Krull

"it is the power of the beast" no i think it's just quicksand. #monsterdon

the elevators have code detectors too, so don't try to escape that way either

#monsterdon #severance

become one with the B O G
#monsterdon

was that a giant butt or am I hallucinating
#monsterdon

Oh, right. I completely forgot about the princess.

#Monsterdon #Krull

She almost got crushed by those giant marshmallows. #Monsterdon

damn, Cyclops. going right for the Ignorance wish. #monsterdon

Take the deal, Lyssa, you'll be an awesome interstellar queen!

#monsterdon

Are we in the throat of the demon!? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

A puppy is an excellent wish leave him alone

There's a lot of the Black Fortress that you don't get to see in the pan and scan version that used to be on cable all the time in the 80's. #Monsterdon #Krull

i am deeply uncomfortable with this "a little too much like the inside of a body" tunnel. #monsterdon

psyched for the space rodents of unusual space size

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *cyclops nod gif*

the Hall of Buttcheeks rejects her

#monsterdon #Krull

Meanwhile, back in Innerspace with Martin Short... #monsterdon #krull

She's wandering around the mouth, and those are the Cavity Creeps, ready to make holes in teeth

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon yeah Rell, you’re pretty much the mood around here aren’t ya buddy?

Drat! The optic nerve is guarded!

#Monsterdon #Krull

okay, so now we just need a Death Cloak... #monsterdon

@diazona yeah see this is where the not really liking star wars part comes in, i find those stormtrooper shooting scenes to be bigtime snoozefests #monsterdon

Meanwhlie, in Castle Duckula

#Monsterdon

The Slayers coming out of the lake is a legit creepy moment.
#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

Oh no cyclops is an existentialist

Ergo, you are like one inch shorter than Colwyn at most. You are not short. #monsterdon

So. Where are we going?

#Monsterdon #Krull

Kid's an apprentice exposition wizard. #Monsterdon

OK I missed it the first time but these dudes are like Cybermen+Daleks then like robot knights piloted by little slimy dudes? Derivatively cool TBH #Monsterdon

So....they're dating, right?

Please tell me they're dating.

#monsterdon #krull

I don't know about you, but I'd rather not be SITTING on a gooseberry pie. Or really any sort of pie.

#monsterdon

how is this a big enough civilization to have a laser gun factory in it somewhere but no roads anywhere?

#monsterdon

Free climbing in stripy pants. Also yet another long beings traveling scene interupting the plot for no particular benefit. #monsterdon

"Be very careful...! In winter, this place is known to be haunted by a Revenant known as Leonardo DiCaprio..."

#Monsterdon

with michael york as the cyclops #monsterdon

And there's much more Fortune Cookie Wisdom where that came from

#Monsterdon

the old one came down with what? bird flu?

#monsterdon #Krull

Greg Allmen. #Monsterdon

The manificent! -- Your Friendly Cyclops #Monsterdon

Please, movie. Don’t get all proverbial. #Monsterdon

I am Team Stripy Errol Flynn Pants, sorrynotsorry.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Every time they kill a Slayer, it's slug driver dives under ground, is that gonna come back to haunt us at some point?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon So far the only guy I like is overalls guy. No muss, no fuss, no bullshit.

This sausage fest is missing a plucky archer. #monsterdon

I think a better way to find the Black Fortress would be to find a Black person and ask them #monsterdon

they are unironically doing the kung pow tiny net bit, props could not be bothered that day #monsterdon

@jonny see also: stormtroopers

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Go on, do your bit, gloat to the cyclops about how wide your vision is

#Monsterdon #Krull

I am behind because of the Charmin bears which are much scarier than any movie monster.

#Monsterdon

Nooo Hagrid, get out of the water!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Dying slayers sound like fucked-up R2D2s.

#monsterdon

@nev Sounds right.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetary_romance

#Monsterdon #Krull

The whips are non-conducting!!! We're going places! #Monsterdon

so the bad guys in this movies are all trill symbionts?

dang, what a step down for these guys

#monsterdon #Krull

It's impossible to tell if a cyclops is winking at you. #monsterdon

Our hero has black and grey vertically striped pants. It is bothering me. #monsterdon

I wanna see one of them deflect the lasers with their axe. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

why is that old man's robe decorated with a boa maze?

Huh, our hero took Two-handed Fighting as a bonus feat last level up. #Monsterdon

where do they make the spaceships? because they had a spaceship? does like a wizard blacksmith make them? how does any of this work?

#monsterdon

It's a bit annoying Rell only gets one shot

#Monsterdon

OMG THE WORM YES THE WOOOORM

#Monsterdon

dual wielding, alright, Young King bisexual confirmed. #monsterdon

Those slayers coming up out of the water is rad, tho

#Monsterdon

Awesome forever.

#Krull #Monsterdon

Easy breezy beautiful cover boy. #monsterdon

I have seen this movie dozens of times and I wonder every time: Where the hell to the Slayer Slugs go? #Monsterdon #Krull

a legally distinct death screech from the Star Wars one #monsterdon

Why do the slayers sound like R2D2 being tortured?

#monsterdon #krull

Did a slimy turd just slide into the ground?

#Monsterdon

Distinct Dark Souls vibe in this dead forest.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

James Horner, Creature of The Swamp, prepares an attack. #monsterdon

OK, I do like Robbie Coltrane's character.

#monsterdon

James Horner is doing a TON of heavy lifting here.

#monsterdon

HOW did this movie not come before The Holy Grail #monsterdon #krull

Oh nice, Esther Williams orcs. #Monsterdon

Synchronized Slayers. #monsterdon

Dude's cave has a Nest cam #monsterdon

The great battle! it's encompassing! #Monsterdon

Now I'm hungry to collect emeralds.
#Monsterdon #Krull

I think this is where they get the airship

#monsterdon

BWAHAHAHAHA rude old fucker, I love him

#Monsterdon #KRULL

"That's not impressive, but adequate"
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Somebody's bits of metal are clanging together and goddamn it annoys me.

They're about to meet the Knights who say Ni.

#Monsterdon #Krull

BEAST THEME

#Monsterdon

Titch is starting to doubt this whole homeschool idea

#Monsterdon #Krull

Off-brand Gandalf (the Green) just did the naked woman laugh

#Monsterdon

The old wizard like "lol i got those bandits good"

#monsterdon #krull

Rhun is absolutely right.

More people should listen to Rhun.

#monsterdon

The soundtrack in this #Monsterdon is so over the top unhinged and the dialogue is like something George Lucas would pull out of his ass while on a bender or something this movie is EPIC!

They've past three Artexes and two Atrayu's so far in this swamp.

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon Harry, you’re catching swampfoot.

Oh cool lmao, if you look close at the slayer's chest when he's sinking into the quicksand, you can see it moving up onto his armor: they filmed him standing up and then played it in reverse
#monsterdon

Ha Ha. Wizard humor. #Monsterdon #Krull

Ohhh, Hagrid!!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon (tower? Temple? I got the word wrong, didn't I? Oh well, alea jacta est.)