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dumbledore doppelganger?

Evil shapeshifters, that's the good shit

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Santa V Santa #monsterdon

Ummmm.... #monsterdon #krull

@Bluedepth

Boomers as well! Quicksand was in every safari movie, Tarzan movie, desert adventure of any kind. Every hike I took as a kid was a potential death sentence.
With just my clawed hand visible at the end.

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#monsterdon Artax!

And he was subsumed into the dire oatbran swamp...

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Meanwhile inside a yonic conch shell the princess scrambles about refusing the latest spring fashions.
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Evil doppelganger time #Monsterdon

Not a joke, I was really into quicksand as a kid. This was my favorite board game. I was so disappointed when I learned it's not the fatal threat movies make it out to be. #monsterdon

he died as he wished, drowning in a sea of cracklin oat bran

#Monsterdon erdon

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they have space lasers but not rope I guess

Sorry, Menno, but we gotta loose at least one guy to the coffee grounds floating on water. #monsterdon

At least they saved the sack.

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Your actions do give you weight, that is a deep truth.

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Doppelganger!

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everybody rolls a constitution saving throw, and an athletics check

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fuck this shit I'm out! [sinks]

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Piper nooooooooo #monsterdon

Awesome. 10 minutes of quicksand. #Monsterdon

Maybe pause to get a better grip???

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Too bad they never heard of ropes in this world of laser guns. RIP Menno?

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quicksand training vid

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Look Beast, if Jareth couldn't stop the girl from walking away then you don't have a chance.

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YOU LET HIM GO!

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Heeeeeeaaavey Stevey over here. #Monsterdon

I must admit I expected a lot more quicksand in my life based off the movies I watched as a kid
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I feel like I've been watching this for 3 days and it's not even half over....#monsterdon

The queen just ran through a butt crack to get to an eye with teeth in it.

What am I watching again? #monsterdon

Oh no! The Beast has the power of quicksand!

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#Monsterdon Oh yeah, this film has a heroine, nearly forgot her. She’s predictably frightened. Otherwise these scenes of strolling through various landscapes exchanging quips might lack urgency.

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QUICKSAND!!

@combatwombat *groan* 😂 I love it

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Ope sorry I missed the beginning of #monsterdon That's some set pieces and costume they've got.

I was always afraid I'd be the red shirt they couldn't save.....

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Presses F to pay respects for that bandit?

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Cartoon quicksand seems like a downgrade from laser spears

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You know, I know it's weird, but I would love to experience quicksand one day.

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ULTIMATE QUICKSAND!!

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Pull! We don't want to be in this cranberry bog!

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Among quicksand fetishists Krull is known as "Sexy Lord of the Rings" #monsterdon

...Shouldn't they have encountered ROUSes by now? #Monsterdon

They are sinking like their careers #monsterdon

this womb set with the invisible king guy is definitely the best part of the movie, more of that #monsterdon

Have confidence Colwyn! HAVE CONFIDENCE! #Monsterdon #Krull

Quicksand! Of course quicksand! #monsterdon

Absolute nightmare, those hallways.

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QUICKSAND, CHECK! #monsterdon

Meanwhile back at Lyssa in the Small Intestine

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#monsterdon *cyclops reaches out to shake Corwyn's hand, bobbles the docking manoeuvre, quickly recovers to finish up the handshake* ah, you see, it's because of depth perception problem, nice world-building nod there. Definitely not just a bad take and too little budget for another crack at it.

There's a lot of background information in this movie that stayed in the writer's head. How does this medieval level technology provide interstellar travel? #Monsterdon

I should've held off on the worm line until a Slayer got killed. Bad timing on my part

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They're traveling through the Wheat Germ Marsh.

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Wait. Are the Slayers just mech suits for worms? Or are the worms just puppeting a different kind of alien wearing armor? Or big man shaped bugs?
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@jonny That's fair, the most notable thing about them is their legendarily terrible aim (because plot reasons, but still)

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"it is the power of the beast" no i think it's just quicksand. #monsterdon

the elevators have code detectors too, so don't try to escape that way either

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become one with the B O G
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was that a giant butt or am I hallucinating
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Oh, right. I completely forgot about the princess.

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She almost got crushed by those giant marshmallows. #Monsterdon

damn, Cyclops. going right for the Ignorance wish. #monsterdon

Take the deal, Lyssa, you'll be an awesome interstellar queen!

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Are we in the throat of the demon!? #Monsterdon

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A puppy is an excellent wish leave him alone

There's a lot of the Black Fortress that you don't get to see in the pan and scan version that used to be on cable all the time in the 80's. #Monsterdon #Krull

i am deeply uncomfortable with this "a little too much like the inside of a body" tunnel. #monsterdon

psyched for the space rodents of unusual space size

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#Monsterdon *cyclops nod gif*

the Hall of Buttcheeks rejects her

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Meanwhile, back in Innerspace with Martin Short... #monsterdon #krull

She's wandering around the mouth, and those are the Cavity Creeps, ready to make holes in teeth

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#Monsterdon yeah Rell, you’re pretty much the mood around here aren’t ya buddy?

Drat! The optic nerve is guarded!

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okay, so now we just need a Death Cloak... #monsterdon

@diazona yeah see this is where the not really liking star wars part comes in, i find those stormtrooper shooting scenes to be bigtime snoozefests #monsterdon

Meanwhlie, in Castle Duckula

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The Slayers coming out of the lake is a legit creepy moment.
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Oh no cyclops is an existentialist

Ergo, you are like one inch shorter than Colwyn at most. You are not short. #monsterdon

So. Where are we going?

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Kid's an apprentice exposition wizard. #Monsterdon

OK I missed it the first time but these dudes are like Cybermen+Daleks then like robot knights piloted by little slimy dudes? Derivatively cool TBH #Monsterdon

So....they're dating, right?

Please tell me they're dating.

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I don't know about you, but I'd rather not be SITTING on a gooseberry pie. Or really any sort of pie.

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how is this a big enough civilization to have a laser gun factory in it somewhere but no roads anywhere?

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Free climbing in stripy pants. Also yet another long beings traveling scene interupting the plot for no particular benefit. #monsterdon

"Be very careful...! In winter, this place is known to be haunted by a Revenant known as Leonardo DiCaprio..."

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with michael york as the cyclops #monsterdon

And there's much more Fortune Cookie Wisdom where that came from

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the old one came down with what? bird flu?

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Greg Allmen. #Monsterdon

The manificent! -- Your Friendly Cyclops #Monsterdon

I like how everyone they meet joins them on their quest, I wish real life were like that.

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Please, movie. Don’t get all proverbial. #Monsterdon

I am Team Stripy Errol Flynn Pants, sorrynotsorry.

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Every time they kill a Slayer, it's slug driver dives under ground, is that gonna come back to haunt us at some point?

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#Monsterdon So far the only guy I like is overalls guy. No muss, no fuss, no bullshit.

This sausage fest is missing a plucky archer. #monsterdon

I think a better way to find the Black Fortress would be to find a Black person and ask them #monsterdon