"We're your family now"

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It's too late to bring in Earthsea logic, movie

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Oooh that was a great scene! #monsterdon

One. More. Hour.

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Uh oh... what's happened to the old man? #monsterdon

He was my only family!

Snap out of of it kid!

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That transition of the seer to the changling and into the ground was actually pretty cool.

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The plot is a little odd but you can't say this doesn't have good production values.
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Might have been good to say that The Enemy had changelings before you set out, yeah?

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What in the desecrated wizard was that?
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"I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" #monsterdon

jeez Colwyn, finish the job, don't let it keep screaming #monsterdon

I didn't catch how they know that Lyssa's at the Black Fortress without having clue one about where the hell that place is. Can someone enlighten me? #monsterdon

Jesus Christ dude, die slower… #monsterdon

....okay. Damn. That was good.

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Oh no, must pause to feed the cat!

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Judge Doom ass death scene. #monsterdon

The taste of old man does not agree with bog swamp!
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@srol I want to play that game. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cyclops saw the obvious danger with one eye, as opposed to all the characters with two.

So convenient how the quicksand cleans up after everything...

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Steve Wright playing the Cyclops? The one liners....

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I still don't know what's going on but I appreciate the practical effects

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Good Elder God stuff, that is to say 'Big, body-horror, and I don't understand it.'.

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and now! I can sprint! through the bog! #monsterdon

I recognize this death noise from somewhere

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Ohhh that's some nice gnarly makeup effects.

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FrankerZ omg!
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Never go with a Seer to a second location. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon FINALLY chekov's quicksand mention fulfilled

@jonny That is my exact fetish right there.

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What a world. What a world. #Monsterdon #Krull

Oo, stabbed him right in the silicone pouch. #Monsterdon

*sees the 500th identical dead tree*
“I recognize this tree!” #Monsterdon

Ooh, spider creechur please?

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There is a bamboozlement happening!

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Did they really make the cyclops their lookout? That’s fucking great! #Monsterdon

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the quicksand just barfed the seer!

This swamp is so squelch-y.

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@wohali Their relationship is holding them back, but they refuse to admit it. #monsterdon

the look on Corwyn's face is all "yeah, all right, i'm the one who seeks knowledge, no one else may approach, here hold my shoulder, blind guy."

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is the Wooded Sarlacc Pit gonna erupt? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i think you can get her outfit from holyclothing.com

Did the quicksand throw up? #monsterdon

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oh come on people are gonna notice that

What in the wizardry of dilated pupils #Monsterdon

Old Seer's dead body rises out of the quicksand.

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The Seer's costuming is giving me a bit of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA feelings

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The deadly terror of quicksand! The most dangerous thing you could ever encounter in 80s media. Which doesn't exist in real like at all like it's ever depicted.
So much oatmeal.
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oh NICE effect with the eyes. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Thing has taken over the Green Prophet. Could have been a much scarier movie if they had run with that.

so I'm assuming now we have Evil Seer. #monsterdon

THe Beast is an excremental?

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I recognize this place now. Just let me stop and tie up my Doc Martens.

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I can't tell if one-eyed guy is flirting with me or blinking.

Oh, he's been absorbed by the black oil alien from The X-Files. #Monsterdon

Shouldn’t it be See-er? #Monsterdon

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dumbledore doppelganger?

Evil shapeshifters, that's the good shit

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Ummmm.... #monsterdon #krull

#monsterdon Artax!

And he was subsumed into the dire oatbran swamp...

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Meanwhile inside a yonic conch shell the princess scrambles about refusing the latest spring fashions.
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he died as he wished, drowning in a sea of cracklin oat bran

#Monsterdon erdon

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they have space lasers but not rope I guess

Sorry, Menno, but we gotta loose at least one guy to the coffee grounds floating on water. #monsterdon

At least they saved the sack.

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Doppelganger!

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everybody rolls a constitution saving throw, and an athletics check

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fuck this shit I'm out! [sinks]

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Piper nooooooooo #monsterdon

Awesome. 10 minutes of quicksand. #Monsterdon

Maybe pause to get a better grip???

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Too bad they never heard of ropes in this world of laser guns. RIP Menno?

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Look Beast, if Jareth couldn't stop the girl from walking away then you don't have a chance.

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YOU LET HIM GO!

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Heeeeeeaaavey Stevey over here. #Monsterdon

Oh no! The Beast has the power of quicksand!

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The queen just ran through a butt crack to get to an eye with teeth in it.

What am I watching again? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh yeah, this film has a heroine, nearly forgot her. She’s predictably frightened. Otherwise these scenes of strolling through various landscapes exchanging quips might lack urgency.

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QUICKSAND!!

@combatwombat *groan* 😂 I love it

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Ope sorry I missed the beginning of #monsterdon That's some set pieces and costume they've got.

I was always afraid I'd be the red shirt they couldn't save.....

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Presses F to pay respects for that bandit?

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Cartoon quicksand seems like a downgrade from laser spears

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You know, I know it's weird, but I would love to experience quicksand one day.

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ULTIMATE QUICKSAND!!

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Pull! We don't want to be in this cranberry bog!

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Among quicksand fetishists Krull is known as "Sexy Lord of the Rings" #monsterdon

...Shouldn't they have encountered ROUSes by now? #Monsterdon

They are sinking like their careers #monsterdon

this womb set with the invisible king guy is definitely the best part of the movie, more of that #monsterdon

Have confidence Colwyn! HAVE CONFIDENCE! #Monsterdon #Krull

Quicksand! Of course quicksand! #monsterdon

Absolute nightmare, those hallways.

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QUICKSAND, CHECK! #monsterdon

Meanwhile back at Lyssa in the Small Intestine

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#monsterdon *cyclops reaches out to shake Corwyn's hand, bobbles the docking manoeuvre, quickly recovers to finish up the handshake* ah, you see, it's because of depth perception problem, nice world-building nod there. Definitely not just a bad take and too little budget for another crack at it.

There's a lot of background information in this movie that stayed in the writer's head. How does this medieval level technology provide interstellar travel? #Monsterdon