And the queen emerges from a butthole. #monsterdon

Lyssa's trapped in a Journey album cover

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

Our hero is way too smiley for this story

Wow this is a hell of a colonoscopy #monsterdon #krull

I've got money on my flank that says, were he alive, Giger himself would be envious of the set designer.

#Monsterdon

"OMG that is a clean butthole" - @starkraving #monsterdon #krull

@arisummerland Well, I can only assume the woods of this world are filled with roaming bands of serving wenches.

#Monsterdon

The dog thing didn't really make sense to me until he turned back into a human and mentioned the wish. Then, it hit me, and I was like, "Wow. Ergo has heart."

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon “Faithful is my middle name.” I bet he has a lot of middle names.

@ColesStreetPothole They must have been giddy with the amount of money people were throwing at the studio #monsterdon

How did Ymir fuck off to a mountain that quick? #monsterdon

"You must eat something. Please, for me?"

Here comes the airplane, little kingy, brrrrrrummm! #Monsterdon

Oh right, the glaive's in this movie. #monsterdon

He's gonna turn into a toad! #Monsterdon

At least he remembers all his wives names...

#Monsterdon

Kings always get their own glamour key-light. #monsterdon

(looks up Liam's *actual* middle name...)

#Monsterdon

Truth. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne @Bluedepth

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

Liam's horse is not thrilled with Liam's halter putting on or bridle pulling off tbh

Sir Liam Neeson, Lord of Strong Drink, wishes to axe you a question.

#Monsterdon

FOOD! ARMIES NEED FOOD! #monsterdon

Wait. Where did the serving wenches come from?

#Monsterdon #Krull

@combatwombat Well that explains the LOTR space balls vibe.

#Monsterdon

Where's treebeard when you need one? #Monsterdon

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OMG the fuzzy fuzzy pony 💞 🐴 💞

"I go on alone."
'Cool, I'm coming with you."
"Let me explain to you the concept."

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Quicksand!? #monsterdon #krull

But this Hero has not suffered a Devastating Loss, he has suffered only a Loss (abstract)

Killing off the Mentor is a classic narrative device, and he's certainly going to die on this Quest with all his vague references to destiny and all that.

#Monsterdon

'The quicksand rejected his body! he's a WITCH!!!'

#monsterdon

They’re so hungry they could eat horses! #monsterdon

Not only are they married, but they have a kid now too.

#monsterdon #krull

Do you suppose Colwyn's shiny pants are similarly pastey as Ross's leather pants by this point, with the mud and quicksand and stuff?

#monsterdon

I’d rather he stayed a puppy the entire movie #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Probably some legend or a ballad or something like that #monsterdon

@Configures @nhgeek no no it's legit I was confused too, they left them when they went into the swamp and now they're not in the swamp anymore so they came back to get them

#monsterdon #Krull

@strangefour

"any other women on this planet?"

Yes! Just ask Liam...

#Monsterdon

And the dog thing whimpers out like the pointless bit it was. #Monsterdon

"the men are too tired to hunt" let's have Ergo turn into a cow, and just eat him. #monsterdon

Who picked a TWO HOUR #Monsterdon movie? Animals!

@wrog right! I kinda forget what they were traveling for. #monsterdon

take The Puppy to The Ex-Girlfriend. duh. #monsterdon

PUPPY! :blobaww:

Ergo should just stay in puppy form for the rest of this #Monsterdon really

I am not high enough for this film.

#monsterdon

Cutest and probably the most evil of the basset hounds. #Monsterdon

That creepy eye was actually sort of cool. #monsterdon #krull

"...smoke me a kipper. I'll be back by morning!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

Oh right I forgot about the starfish

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

and the kid gets a pony toooo!

What in the everloving comedic sidekick?

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Godspeed, Ynyr. I hope this is not where your Fate is drawn. You're the character I like most, as I suspect is supposed to be the case.

#Monsterdon

Inb4 writers barely disguised fetish...

#Monsterdon

Oh snap, Eddington, and now Porthos!

(Probably not, I'm not that good at telling dogs apart.)
#Krull #Monsterdon

For the next few scenes, the actor who played Ergo was unavailable, so to cover for him, they turned him into a cute doggo, which is really an improvement, honestly.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Gaive here. Remember me! #Monsterdon #Krull

@nhgeek But where did those horses just come from ? #Monsterdon #Krull

HAVE SOME MORE HORNER, YOU LIKE IT. #monsterdon

Menno's shortcoming was how dense he was #monsterdon

Fair play to Muttonchops Gandalf, it's never fun visiting your ex. #Monsterdon

aww!! #monsterdon Now that's a useful skill!

Are there any women alive on this planet besides the princess?
#Monsterdon #Krull

This would make a good double-bill with "Hawk the Slayer".

…and I think Felicia Day might agree:

https://www.flophousepodcast.com/2020/06/episode-315-hawk-the-slayer/

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I really must get organized one of these days.” Magnificent Wizard channeled half of us right there.

I think the goose was a more dangerous form than the cute beagle.

honestly, Ergo could have tried for something more...poketable. make it easier for the party. #monsterdon

Genius plan to turn into a pup so you get carried and don't have to walk. 👌

#Monsterdon

If he had stayed a goose the whole film, would that have been rad or annoying? #monsterdon

@Taweret They really are great!

#monsterdon

The shapeshifting noise annoys me, it is too computery. #Monsterdon

PRETTY GRASSLANDS THEME

#Monsterdon

Suddenly this became a David DeCoteau film. #monsterdon

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clearly fake plants from a craft shop stuck into styrofoam but they're kinda fun

@wohali It could have been Joan or Sarah.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"Escaping quick sand is part of my very specific skill set."

Oh don't you dare, movie! I did not check does the dog die dot com

#Monsterdon #Krull

Run, boy! Run!

#Monsterdon

Ha, ha, ha!

Puppy transformation effect!

#monsterdon

I feel that the King would do a lot better to just take the Cyclops along to do the heavy lifting on this quest everyone else has been mostly dead weight who can't even carry the flimsiest of plots #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon y'all didn't put a guy to guard the old guy. mistake!

Where's the gooseberry pie!? Someone must be getting hungry. #Monsterdon

The multiple suns is a nice touch...

#monsterdon #krull

It's a good thing cyclops can walk on water.

#Monsterdon

LOVE the animations.

#monsterdon

@moira Some called her... Tim. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now we’re off to visit a witch, who has History with Exposition Wizard. Hitting up your ex for help… no wonder he’s nervous.

Ok, I know why it's giving LOTR vibes... this stinks of a D&D campaign.

Was D&D even a thing in 1983?

#Monsterdon

Another day, another quest #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

"The Widow of the Web" hits different nowadays

@OldRustBucket How is it they know the Slayer's place is called the Black Fortress though? Those guys didn't seem very talkative #monsterdon

Poor Ynyr. Can you imagine having to do this bullshit and having *forseen* it?

I'm committed to this theory now. Ynyr is the actual Seer for this Quest and he was just getting his friend to check his work.

#Monsterdon

Quicksand…nearing the end of its power in film. #Monsterdon

https://radiolab.org/podcast/quicksand

The risk is considerably greater to your careers for being in this turd, my dudes. #monsterdon

Oh, lookit all those phragmites!

#Monsterdon

OK, my Odo joke was too obscure. Changelings, people. #DS9 #Krull

#monsterdon

Time for quest number 17. #monsterdon

Maybe tell everyone else her name, dude. Why be so hush-hush about it?

#Monsterdon #Krull

oh, the bonds that trauma ties. #monsterdon

Get the kid away from the wizard! #monsterdon

gollum voice: maybe "she" could do it
#monsterdon

She had another name once!

But you certainly aren't going to tell us, are you?

#monsterdon

time to find The Ex-Girlfriend

#Monsterdon

I suppose they'll need another green witch so they can continue on the Witches' Road.

#Monsterdon #Krull