honestly, Ergo could have tried for something more...poketable. make it easier for the party. #monsterdon

Genius plan to turn into a pup so you get carried and don't have to walk. 👌

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If he had stayed a goose the whole film, would that have been rad or annoying? #monsterdon

@Taweret They really are great!

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PRETTY GRASSLANDS THEME

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The shapeshifting noise annoys me, it is too computery. #Monsterdon

Suddenly this became a David DeCoteau film. #monsterdon

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clearly fake plants from a craft shop stuck into styrofoam but they're kinda fun

@wohali It could have been Joan or Sarah.

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"Ergo is a puppy now, and we accept their transition"

Shout out to the puppy furries tonight!

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"Escaping quick sand is part of my very specific skill set."

Oh don't you dare, movie! I did not check does the dog die dot com

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Run, boy! Run!

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Ha, ha, ha!

Puppy transformation effect!

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I feel that the King would do a lot better to just take the Cyclops along to do the heavy lifting on this quest everyone else has been mostly dead weight who can't even carry the flimsiest of plots #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon y'all didn't put a guy to guard the old guy. mistake!

Where's the gooseberry pie!? Someone must be getting hungry. #Monsterdon

The multiple suns is a nice touch...

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It's a good thing cyclops can walk on water.

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LOVE the animations.

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@moira Some called her... Tim. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now we’re off to visit a witch, who has History with Exposition Wizard. Hitting up your ex for help… no wonder he’s nervous.

Ok, I know why it's giving LOTR vibes... this stinks of a D&D campaign.

Was D&D even a thing in 1983?

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Another day, another quest #monsterdon

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"The Widow of the Web" hits different nowadays

@OldRustBucket How is it they know the Slayer's place is called the Black Fortress though? Those guys didn't seem very talkative #monsterdon

Poor Ynyr. Can you imagine having to do this bullshit and having *forseen* it?

I'm committed to this theory now. Ynyr is the actual Seer for this Quest and he was just getting his friend to check his work.

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Quicksand…nearing the end of its power in film. #Monsterdon

https://radiolab.org/podcast/quicksand

The risk is considerably greater to your careers for being in this turd, my dudes. #monsterdon

Oh, lookit all those phragmites!

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OK, my Odo joke was too obscure. Changelings, people. #DS9 #Krull

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She had another name once...

[ACTING]

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Time for quest number 17. #monsterdon

Maybe tell everyone else her name, dude. Why be so hush-hush about it?

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@moira They had to go to the Emergency Backup Obi-Wan.

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oh, the bonds that trauma ties. #monsterdon

Get the kid away from the wizard! #monsterdon

gollum voice: maybe "she" could do it
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She had another name once!

But you certainly aren't going to tell us, are you?

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time to find The Ex-Girlfriend

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I suppose they'll need another green witch so they can continue on the Witches' Road.

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"We're your family now"

🚨🚨🚨

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It's too late to bring in Earthsea logic, movie

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Oooh that was a great scene! #monsterdon

One. More. Hour.

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The cyclops took a course in evil twin identification in grad school

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Uh oh... what's happened to the old man? #monsterdon

He was my only family!

Snap out of of it kid!

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That transition of the seer to the changling and into the ground was actually pretty cool.

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The plot is a little odd but you can't say this doesn't have good production values.
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Might have been good to say that The Enemy had changelings before you set out, yeah?

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What in the desecrated wizard was that?
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"I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" #monsterdon

jeez Colwyn, finish the job, don't let it keep screaming #monsterdon

I didn't catch how they know that Lyssa's at the Black Fortress without having clue one about where the hell that place is. Can someone enlighten me? #monsterdon

....okay. Damn. That was good.

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Jesus Christ dude, die slower… #monsterdon

Oh no, must pause to feed the cat!

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Judge Doom ass death scene. #monsterdon

The taste of old man does not agree with bog swamp!
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@srol I want to play that game. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cyclops saw the obvious danger with one eye, as opposed to all the characters with two.

So convenient how the quicksand cleans up after everything...

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Steve Wright playing the Cyclops? The one liners....

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I still don't know what's going on but I appreciate the practical effects

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Good Elder God stuff, that is to say 'Big, body-horror, and I don't understand it.'.

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and now! I can sprint! through the bog! #monsterdon

Ohhh that's some nice gnarly makeup effects.

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I recognize this death noise from somewhere

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FrankerZ omg!
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Never go with a Seer to a second location. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon FINALLY chekov's quicksand mention fulfilled

@jonny That is my exact fetish right there.

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Oo, stabbed him right in the silicone pouch. #Monsterdon

What a world. What a world. #Monsterdon #Krull

*sees the 500th identical dead tree*
“I recognize this tree!” #Monsterdon

Ooh, spider creechur please?

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There is a bamboozlement happening!

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Did they really make the cyclops their lookout? That’s fucking great! #Monsterdon

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the quicksand just barfed the seer!

This swamp is so squelch-y.

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@wohali Their relationship is holding them back, but they refuse to admit it. #monsterdon

the look on Corwyn's face is all "yeah, all right, i'm the one who seeks knowledge, no one else may approach, here hold my shoulder, blind guy."

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is the Wooded Sarlacc Pit gonna erupt? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i think you can get her outfit from holyclothing.com

Did the quicksand throw up? #monsterdon

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oh come on people are gonna notice that

What in the wizardry of dilated pupils #Monsterdon

Old Seer's dead body rises out of the quicksand.

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The Seer's costuming is giving me a bit of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA feelings

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The deadly terror of quicksand! The most dangerous thing you could ever encounter in 80s media. Which doesn't exist in real like at all like it's ever depicted.
So much oatmeal.
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oh NICE effect with the eyes. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Thing has taken over the Green Prophet. Could have been a much scarier movie if they had run with that.

so I'm assuming now we have Evil Seer. #monsterdon

THe Beast is an excremental?

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I recognize this place now. Just let me stop and tie up my Doc Martens.

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I can't tell if one-eyed guy is flirting with me or blinking.

Oh, he's been absorbed by the black oil alien from The X-Files. #Monsterdon

Shouldn’t it be See-er? #Monsterdon

Oh, oh, If I really had my wish I would also wish to be on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain and not just because I am tripping right now.

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