The Beast could use a little moisturizer.

#Monsterdon #Krull

The power of love!

Oh ye gods that was gross. #monsterdon

Ah, the great power of the Beast to shove a woman offstage. At higher levels he gets a long pole with a hook at the end. #Monsterdon

@70sgayspaceangel They were probably made out of glass and fully covered the eye. Ouch!

#Monsterdon #Krull

"Such is my power."

Dude, I have better fashion apps on my phone, thanks.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Shelob's Lair, Cirith Ungol

#Monsterdon

"Power is fleeting... love is eternal... Krull... From Calvin Klein..." #monsterdon

So kind of her to announce her evil plan to the hero before stabbing him

#Monsterdon

ENTER BEE MODE #monsterdon

ah yes, punishment by being green-screen swiped to the left. #monsterdon

Power is fleeting! #Monsterdon

So hard to get good help these days. #Monsterdon #Krull

"Look what you're making me do"

#Monsterdon

"Love is fleeting. Power is eternal."
Thanks for the words of wisdom Skeletor.
#Monsterdon #Krull

"If you consent..."

Imagine a tyrant caring about a thing like Consent....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

These changlings always forget their eyeballs

With only a single prosthetic eye, the cyclops lacks both depth perception as well as vision to aim for a handshake.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

the Beast is a scrapped design from Cats for Humblebum the Hairless Sphinx #monsterdon

Make Krull Great Again. #monsterdon

@paco Womenfolk-fairy! #Monsterdon

Ugh, that's a sphincter for sure....

#Monsterdon #KRULL

How can you not fall for a guy who incinerates his giant hand to turn it into a rose?

#monsterdon #krull

my friend shares this - anyone know anything more?

there's some sort of easter egg tragedy or something
where the evil witch and the older warrior once believed they were the ones that would fulfill the prophecy or something

#monsterdon

oh yeah, if it wasn't obvious but large spooder warning in a min here 🥴

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Our heroine explores the palace, which is rather disturbingly biological. The set is better than the dialogue, however.

LOVE THEME
ooops back to the Small Intestine With Claws. Hi Lyssa!!

#Monsterdon

Can't believe I have never seen this film before.. it's so ok.

#Monsterdon

The alien king is a dadaist. #monsterdon #krull

Oh, the Beast is a Republican. #Monsterdon

ESCAPE FROM THE AC VENTS #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

she made it out of the eyeball and into the hand I guess?

You don't see sick kills like that in those other SF/fantasy franchises, I gotta say #monsterdon

The beast's castle is great production design #monsterdon

Reprise of rocks

#monsterdon #krull

I must have missed something. Where did the womenfolk come from? #monsterdon

Lyssa's trapped in a Journey album cover

#Monsterdon

do we think lyssa or whatever her name is, is ever gonna realize she's running through a maze that's actually the inside of a person's body? #monsterdon

And the queen emerges from a butthole. #monsterdon

Wow this is a hell of a colonoscopy #monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

Our hero is way too smiley for this story

I've got money on my flank that says, were he alive, Giger himself would be envious of the set designer.

#Monsterdon

"OMG that is a clean butthole" - @starkraving #monsterdon #krull

@arisummerland Well, I can only assume the woods of this world are filled with roaming bands of serving wenches.

#Monsterdon

The dog thing didn't really make sense to me until he turned back into a human and mentioned the wish. Then, it hit me, and I was like, "Wow. Ergo has heart."

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon “Faithful is my middle name.” I bet he has a lot of middle names.

@ColesStreetPothole They must have been giddy with the amount of money people were throwing at the studio #monsterdon

How did Ymir fuck off to a mountain that quick? #monsterdon

"You must eat something. Please, for me?"

Here comes the airplane, little kingy, brrrrrrummm! #Monsterdon

Oh right, the glaive's in this movie. #monsterdon

He's gonna turn into a toad! #Monsterdon

At least he remembers all his wives names...

#Monsterdon

Kings always get their own glamour key-light. #monsterdon

(looks up Liam's *actual* middle name...)

#Monsterdon

Truth. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne @Bluedepth

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

Liam's horse is not thrilled with Liam's halter putting on or bridle pulling off tbh

Sir Liam Neeson, Lord of Strong Drink, wishes to axe you a question.

#Monsterdon

FOOD! ARMIES NEED FOOD! #monsterdon

Wait. Where did the serving wenches come from?

#Monsterdon #Krull

@combatwombat Well that explains the LOTR space balls vibe.

#Monsterdon

Filmmakers hate this one simple trick, but they’re helpless to stop it!

When you sense a travel montage starting, just fast forward a little! POLICE CAN’T ARREST YOU OR ANYTHING! THEY CANNOT STOP YOU! JUST FAST FORWARD!
#monsterdon

Where's treebeard when you need one? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

OMG the fuzzy fuzzy pony 💞 🐴 💞

"I go on alone."
'Cool, I'm coming with you."
"Let me explain to you the concept."

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Quicksand!? #monsterdon #krull

But this Hero has not suffered a Devastating Loss, he has suffered only a Loss (abstract)

Killing off the Mentor is a classic narrative device, and he's certainly going to die on this Quest with all his vague references to destiny and all that.

#Monsterdon

'The quicksand rejected his body! he's a WITCH!!!'

#monsterdon

They’re so hungry they could eat horses! #monsterdon

Not only are they married, but they have a kid now too.

#monsterdon #krull

Do you suppose Colwyn's shiny pants are similarly pastey as Ross's leather pants by this point, with the mud and quicksand and stuff?

#monsterdon

I’d rather he stayed a puppy the entire movie #monsterdon

@Configures @nhgeek no no it's legit I was confused too, they left them when they went into the swamp and now they're not in the swamp anymore so they came back to get them

#monsterdon #Krull

@OldRustBucket Probably some legend or a ballad or something like that #monsterdon

And the dog thing whimpers out like the pointless bit it was. #Monsterdon

@strangefour

"any other women on this planet?"

Yes! Just ask Liam...

#Monsterdon

"the men are too tired to hunt" let's have Ergo turn into a cow, and just eat him. #monsterdon

Who picked a TWO HOUR #Monsterdon movie? Animals!

@wrog right! I kinda forget what they were traveling for. #monsterdon

take The Puppy to The Ex-Girlfriend. duh. #monsterdon

PUPPY! :blobaww:

Ergo should just stay in puppy form for the rest of this #Monsterdon really

I am not high enough for this film.

#monsterdon

Cutest and probably the most evil of the basset hounds. #Monsterdon

That creepy eye was actually sort of cool. #monsterdon #krull

"...smoke me a kipper. I'll be back by morning!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

Oh right I forgot about the starfish

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

and the kid gets a pony toooo!

What in the everloving comedic sidekick?

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Godspeed, Ynyr. I hope this is not where your Fate is drawn. You're the character I like most, as I suspect is supposed to be the case.

#Monsterdon

Inb4 writers barely disguised fetish...

#Monsterdon

Oh snap, Eddington, and now Porthos!

(Probably not, I'm not that good at telling dogs apart.)
#Krull #Monsterdon

For the next few scenes, the actor who played Ergo was unavailable, so to cover for him, they turned him into a cute doggo, which is really an improvement, honestly.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Gaive here. Remember me! #Monsterdon #Krull

@nhgeek But where did those horses just come from ? #Monsterdon #Krull

HAVE SOME MORE HORNER, YOU LIKE IT. #monsterdon

Menno's shortcoming was how dense he was #monsterdon

The Soundtrack is yet another of The Beast's weapons... #monsterdon

Fair play to Muttonchops Gandalf, it's never fun visiting your ex. #Monsterdon

aww!! #monsterdon Now that's a useful skill!

This would make a good double-bill with "Hawk the Slayer".

…and I think Felicia Day might agree:

https://www.flophousepodcast.com/2020/06/episode-315-hawk-the-slayer/

#monsterdon

Are there any women alive on this planet besides the princess?
#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon “I really must get organized one of these days.” Magnificent Wizard channeled half of us right there.

I think the goose was a more dangerous form than the cute beagle.