Pampass grass…

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I don’t understand why the bad guy wants the queen Alysa. What’s his motivation? Is this just a bad fairytale? He tries to lure her with all this power, but if he has all this power, what does he want in her? #Monsterdon

It's like Shelob x Miss Havisham.

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It's witching hour! In the sands of time! #Monsterdon

Fan theory: Ynyr and Widow of the WEb thought they were supposed to fulfill the prophecy, but they weren't, and their story ends in tragedy instead.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/2h9pjv/krull_1983_movie_ynyr_the_widow_of_the_web_and/

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hi frand! #monsterdon

I am too sober for this.

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This is what dreams are made of. #Monsterdon

I know people know Francesca Annis from Dune, but I know her from Tommy & Tuppence

Did you also know she's the reason Ralph Fiennes left Alex Kingston? Fucked up

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This bug-like alien villain is really like a foot tall, isn't he?
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Maybe but he is less creepy than you #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it jingles. That’s cinema trope code for a cocaine spider and cocaine webs. Jingle jingle.

@amyfou Wait, there are two women in this movie?

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@hollie She brings home the bacon? I know, that's a cop out #Monsterdon

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nice spidey!

Overall, so far, I'd say this movie suffers from not knowing what its strengths are and playing to them.

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windchime webbing, all the rage for Modern Spiders #monsterdon

I was wondering where Not-Shelob was

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@diazona He hesitated not. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now see, this web-crawler is NOT respecting his “robots.txt” file.

It's a little amazing how much crazy they crammed into this movie. Witness the stop motion Widow!
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@bluecaller@urusai.social I wish more would #Monsterdon

The quantum entanglement of the cave widow in its natural habitat. #Monsterdon

for he IS the rizzatz haderach

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Oooooh actual VFX spooder movie you spoil us

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I do like the sets and effects

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#Monsterdon Well, that took a turn.

@blogdiva And his fancy sword was a novelty pocket knife he got from a store in the mall.

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@sean It hygrophobic! err sumpthin #Monsterdon

this is a Spirit Halloween. #monsterdon

love the stop motion spider

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@diazona "Don't mind if I do."

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AND ITS SHREDDING MY EARDRUMS #monsterdon #krull

SPIDER TIME! SPIIIDER #monsterdon

Sexy spider time!

Good luck, Exposition Man!

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*Insert 1950s Big Bug movie effect here*

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@jadebees

It's like they couldn't get ILM, but they could at least borrow H.R.Giger for an afternoon.

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So the changeling seductress came to Qui-Gon Jin's fourth wife's house, claiming her village had been burned... when, exactly? How long had she been lying in wait on the off-chance that Colwyn would befriend Qui-Gon Jin, then lose the Green Seer, then come visit Shelob? That's some forward thinking!

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Somehow, less spiderwebs than my basement.

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"Enter here and die"

okay

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Why is the widow's cave full of cobwebs? Whatever could that mean?

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Ynyr is back. Time to check back into this movie. It's time for True Hero shit and maybe the last he will be doing. This movie is going to kill this man, of that I have no doubt.

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I hope we get to meet the Widow of the Web now

So are they still looking for the tree throuple? It's been like a half hour since we heard about it #monsterdon

@nev At least they turned into a more interesting thing than a puppy. #monsterdon

Oh snap, the demon bad guy is using deep fake clips and fake news on her! She has no hope!
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Look, it's the final egg before menopause starts #monsterdon #krull

those cobwebs are like sand, you know. they get in every crack of your body. #monsterdon

It's the Diatom of Destiny!

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random falling pebbles are a real threat in this movie, eh? #monsterdon

Ooh do we get spiders? #monsterdon

Gotta admit some times the visual design is stunning.

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@GeoffWozniak Shelob!

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Whoops, Lala Barina nest. #Monsterdon #monsterhunter

The leader of the escaped prisoners reminds me of someone, and I'm not sure if it's another actor or someone I've met.

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All women want is a giant hand on fire that turns into a rose ✊🔥🌹 #monsterdon

Time for more Lord of the Rings stuff. #monsterdon

cruel of the Beast to use magic to, uh, push his minion to the right a few feet #monsterdon

@strangefour

We all hope so.

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The name she had once is a deadname, don't bring it up if you meet her #monsterdon

Jeez, *another* shapeshifter?

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It's a bit touching that this killing creature found her soul #Monsterdon

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Srsly: change the eyeballs too, changelings! You'd be so much more successful

Looks like Krull beat The NeverEnding Story to put the “swamp of sadness” on screen by a year.

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#monsterdon why tf is everyone sinking into quicksand at 480p making the video lag sm

#Monsterdon Oh God with the bells. stahhhp

The power of love!

Oh ye gods that was gross. #monsterdon

The Beast could use a little moisturizer.

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Ah, the great power of the Beast to shove a woman offstage. At higher levels he gets a long pole with a hook at the end. #Monsterdon

"Such is my power."

Dude, I have better fashion apps on my phone, thanks.

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@70sgayspaceangel They were probably made out of glass and fully covered the eye. Ouch!

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Shelob's Lair, Cirith Ungol

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"Power is fleeting... love is eternal... Krull... From Calvin Klein..." #monsterdon

So kind of her to announce her evil plan to the hero before stabbing him

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ENTER BEE MODE #monsterdon

ah yes, punishment by being green-screen swiped to the left. #monsterdon

Power is fleeting! #Monsterdon

So hard to get good help these days. #Monsterdon #Krull

"Look what you're making me do"

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"Love is fleeting. Power is eternal."
Thanks for the words of wisdom Skeletor.
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These changlings always forget their eyeballs

With only a single prosthetic eye, the cyclops lacks both depth perception as well as vision to aim for a handshake.

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the Beast is a scrapped design from Cats for Humblebum the Hairless Sphinx #monsterdon

@paco Womenfolk-fairy! #Monsterdon

Ugh, that's a sphincter for sure....

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How can you not fall for a guy who incinerates his giant hand to turn it into a rose?

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my friend shares this - anyone know anything more?

there's some sort of easter egg tragedy or something
where the evil witch and the older warrior once believed they were the ones that would fulfill the prophecy or something

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oh yeah, if it wasn't obvious but large spooder warning in a min here 🥴

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#Monsterdon Our heroine explores the palace, which is rather disturbingly biological. The set is better than the dialogue, however.

LOVE THEME
ooops back to the Small Intestine With Claws. Hi Lyssa!!

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Can't believe I have never seen this film before.. it's so ok.

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The alien king is a dadaist. #monsterdon #krull

Oh, the Beast is a Republican. #Monsterdon

ESCAPE FROM THE AC VENTS #monsterdon

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she made it out of the eyeball and into the hand I guess?

You don't see sick kills like that in those other SF/fantasy franchises, I gotta say #monsterdon

The beast's castle is great production design #monsterdon

Reprise of rocks

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I must have missed something. Where did the womenfolk come from? #monsterdon

do we think lyssa or whatever her name is, is ever gonna realize she's running through a maze that's actually the inside of a person's body? #monsterdon