rocks, spiders, and the World Wide Web in a more civilized time

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"Once, I was a young man. Then I spent 10 years crawling in and out of a spider web."

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"My ex is a spider queen." seems like the kind of thing that comes up in couples therapy a lot. #monsterdon

@starkraving666

Can't believe this item was not on our Bingo card!

@Cherizilla ...what gives??!!

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@Zerofactorial yabbut with the right sauce might be okay? 🤷 #Monsterdon

speed rope! advance plot! #monsterdon

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That swingy stunt woulda been fun

Dude, you're gonna have to move faster to get past Shelob #monsterdon

As cool as this set looks, I don't think we needed to watch an old man take ten thousand years to get from one side of it to the other. #monsterdon

Shelob? #Monsterdon

Such is my power, that all shall love you and despair.

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Get a move on, Ynyr! #monsterdon

That is a really cool spider, to be fair. I hope nothing bad happens to her.

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#Monsterdon lyssa running around the weird bowels of the fortress/body reminds me of christine in phantom of the opera

I learned from Futurama that a torch could have ended this in a flash #monsterdon

The changeling transformation/fleeing sequence was both impressive and disturbing. #krull #monsterdon

MOAR CHIMES!!!

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I see, women only exist to serve men #monsterdon

So far we've visited multiple locations, picked up characters, lost characters, acquired Items, it's more than an hour into the movie, yet it feels like nothing has happened.

The white spider is neat, though. #Monsterdon

Oh look a convenient spiderweb ladder #monsterdon

If not frend, why glial cell shaped?

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The spider is very scary #monsterdon

Go on! The spider is clapping for you! You can make it!

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Those are some annoying wind chimes.

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"I was supposed to be in Raiders of the Lost Ark! Spielberg never returns my calls!" #Monsterdon

Pampass grass…

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Battle of the Spide-tara Nebu-cave.

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I don’t understand why the bad guy wants the queen Alysa. What’s his motivation? Is this just a bad fairytale? He tries to lure her with all this power, but if he has all this power, what does he want in her? #Monsterdon

It's like Shelob x Miss Havisham.

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It's witching hour! In the sands of time! #Monsterdon

Fan theory: Ynyr and Widow of the WEb thought they were supposed to fulfill the prophecy, but they weren't, and their story ends in tragedy instead.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/2h9pjv/krull_1983_movie_ynyr_the_widow_of_the_web_and/

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hi frand! #monsterdon

I am too sober for this.

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This is what dreams are made of. #Monsterdon

I know people know Francesca Annis from Dune, but I know her from Tommy & Tuppence

Did you also know she's the reason Ralph Fiennes left Alex Kingston? Fucked up

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This bug-like alien villain is really like a foot tall, isn't he?
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Maybe but he is less creepy than you #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it jingles. That’s cinema trope code for a cocaine spider and cocaine webs. Jingle jingle.

@amyfou Wait, there are two women in this movie?

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@hollie She brings home the bacon? I know, that's a cop out #Monsterdon

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nice spidey!

Overall, so far, I'd say this movie suffers from not knowing what its strengths are and playing to them.

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windchime webbing, all the rage for Modern Spiders #monsterdon

I was wondering where Not-Shelob was

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We have another actress from Dune, Francesca Annis who was Jessica #Monsterdon

@diazona He hesitated not. #monsterdon

Spider rules
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#Monsterdon Now see, this web-crawler is NOT respecting his “robots.txt” file.

It's a little amazing how much crazy they crammed into this movie. Witness the stop motion Widow!
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@bluecaller@urusai.social I wish more would #Monsterdon

SHELOB!

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Galadriel's Glass to the rescue!

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The quantum entanglement of the cave widow in its natural habitat. #Monsterdon

for he IS the rizzatz haderach

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Oooooh actual VFX spooder movie you spoil us

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I do like the sets and effects

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#Monsterdon Well, that took a turn.

@blogdiva And his fancy sword was a novelty pocket knife he got from a store in the mall.

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@hollie (sigh). She orders them on the web! #monsterdon

@sean It hygrophobic! err sumpthin #Monsterdon

this is a Spirit Halloween. #monsterdon

love the stop motion spider

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@diazona "Don't mind if I do."

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AND ITS SHREDDING MY EARDRUMS #monsterdon #krull

SPIDER TIME! SPIIIDER #monsterdon

Sexy spider time!

Good luck, Exposition Man!

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*Insert 1950s Big Bug movie effect here*

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@jadebees

It's like they couldn't get ILM, but they could at least borrow H.R.Giger for an afternoon.

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So the changeling seductress came to Qui-Gon Jin's fourth wife's house, claiming her village had been burned... when, exactly? How long had she been lying in wait on the off-chance that Colwyn would befriend Qui-Gon Jin, then lose the Green Seer, then come visit Shelob? That's some forward thinking!

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Somehow, less spiderwebs than my basement.

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"Enter here and die"

okay

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Why is the widow's cave full of cobwebs? Whatever could that mean?

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Ynyr is back. Time to check back into this movie. It's time for True Hero shit and maybe the last he will be doing. This movie is going to kill this man, of that I have no doubt.

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I hope we get to meet the Widow of the Web now

So are they still looking for the tree throuple? It's been like a half hour since we heard about it #monsterdon

@nev At least they turned into a more interesting thing than a puppy. #monsterdon

Oh snap, the demon bad guy is using deep fake clips and fake news on her! She has no hope!
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Look, it's the final egg before menopause starts #monsterdon #krull

those cobwebs are like sand, you know. they get in every crack of your body. #monsterdon

It's the Diatom of Destiny!

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random falling pebbles are a real threat in this movie, eh? #monsterdon

Gotta admit some times the visual design is stunning.

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Ooh do we get spiders? #monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak Shelob!

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Whoops, Lala Barina nest. #Monsterdon #monsterhunter

The leader of the escaped prisoners reminds me of someone, and I'm not sure if it's another actor or someone I've met.

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I wonder if anyone watched this movie 38 times in the theater

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All women want is a giant hand on fire that turns into a rose ✊🔥🌹 #monsterdon

Time for more Lord of the Rings stuff. #monsterdon

cruel of the Beast to use magic to, uh, push his minion to the right a few feet #monsterdon

@strangefour

We all hope so.

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The name she had once is a deadname, don't bring it up if you meet her #monsterdon

Jeez, *another* shapeshifter?

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It's a bit touching that this killing creature found her soul #Monsterdon

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Srsly: change the eyeballs too, changelings! You'd be so much more successful

Looks like Krull beat The NeverEnding Story to put the “swamp of sadness” on screen by a year.

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#Monsterdon Oh God with the bells. stahhhp

#monsterdon why tf is everyone sinking into quicksand at 480p making the video lag sm

I can assume any form as long as I have unbearably creepy eyes #Monsterdon

I hope whoever designed the princess scenes got the help they so desperately needed. #monsterdon