@SnoopJ So our hero has to be hammered! #Monsterdon

"You do not know how strong zwoots are." "Or how stupid. They _will_ get here."

#monsterdon #Krull

@Cherizilla at last, men understand our struggle 😩

#monsterdon

Can you raise the black fortress? That's what...never mind?

#Monsterdon

@strangefour

And Viagra...

#Monsterdon

I think they're taking "show, don't tell" to an extreme #monsterdon #krull

Oh them's some big handsome horseys

#monsterdon #krull

These horses are STUNNING. This scene itself is incredible and powerful #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Jesus fellas, at least give them some apples. Buy them dinner!

"Fire-Mares" being their word for AIRPLANES

right?

#monsterdon

Clydesdales! "Here comes the King here comes the big number one." #Monsterdon #Krull

These mares don't look very fiery at all

#Monsterdon

There's a fire theme here that feels under-explained.

#monsterdon #krull

Okay THOSE horses are freaking GORGEOUS.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Did budweiser lose a few horses?

#Monsterdon

BUD
WISE
ER

#monsterdon #krull

I like that Ynyr's character arc is just wanting whats-his-name not to make the same mistakes

and all the Seer stuff too

it's simple but good

#Monsterdon

pretty horses

oh no i am confused, those are FIRE MARES

#monsterdon

Do not squander your power!

Guy is totally gonna squander him some power.

#monsterdon

Half hour to go... we can do this. *pours more tequila* #Monsterdon #Krull

This guy is like if you smushed Patrick Swayze and Cary Elwes together. Not if they had a baby, if you literally smashed them together. #monsterdon

Sponsored by Budweiser #monsterdon

who says he's dead? He's probably just exhausted

#monsterdon

Wait. How many of Liam Neeson's wives are dopplelangers? Does he have a kink?
#Monsterdon #Krull

Time and Eyes and Seeing and Mirrors and Names and Duty and Vengeance and Love and Power (but love beats power) and Death and Forgiveness and Aging and Youth so the theme of the movie is everything.

#monsterdon

Wild Horses could not drag me away

#Monsterdon

spider lady is muaddib's mom so this is all very confusing

#Monsterdon

Shouldn't have sent the old guy to do the Ninja Warrior course #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That web-walking took years off his life. RIP.

"Now lets say you'spent $21 on Wonka Bars at $3 a piece and eaten them, aside from a great tummy ache, how many Wonka Bars would you have eaten...?"

#Monsterdon

[thonk] Exit, stage down

#monsterdon #Krull

I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU DAD

#monsterdon #krull

Some really pretty scenery here

#Monsterdon

@nev this is my favorite scene so far - the spider is lovely & I really feel the tension of the dude crawling through the web. The score against the spider noise is *chef's kiss.*

...and it just got interrupted by an ad, dammit... #Monsterdon

I guess act three is about to happen. #monsterdon

Sorry we were still waking up and missed the first part of that. One more time?

#Monsterdon

these sets are BEAUTIFUL, though. #monsterdon

I hope I never have to climb through a giant spider's web on account of the bells. #Monsterdon #krull

@SnoopJ

Somehow white is less scary for a spider

#Monsterdon

Is this what the spiders in my basement would do to me given the chance? #Monsterdon

feudal societies still had roads tho

#monsterdon

"Quick! Eat that sand!"

"Oh, but that's gonna be...."

"GRITTY!!!!"

>.<

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Aaaand the horses are gone again?

#Monsterdon #Krull

Nice to see they left raytracing on. #Monsterdon

Skyward Sword will prevail. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero A 1983 56 is a 2025 79 #monsterdon

and that's the power of love!
...correction, power of SPIDERS. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh God the horses are beautiful. Just play that clip of them running over and over.

sorry i fucked up the math at first. 56 (not 46). still! #monsterdon

I see that you've entered the Kingdom of the Spider. Do you wish William Shatner to come help? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh god bring back the chimey spider. This romance scene with Ynyr is so bad.

Good thing they have the same name...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Do the Fire Mares have Ice Stallions?

The spider is screaming to reconnect to the World Wide Web

#Monsterdon

@cs Well, he's no Monk! #Monsterdon

more HORSE ACTIVITY
#monsterdon

You cannot stop time.

But you can make it seem to slow to a crawl

Such as in the case of the plot of this #Monsterdon film

Can we just move onto the next scene please

#monsterdon

I'll give the movie its due for the reach it makes. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon all james horner scores are the same score in different phases of a multidimensional spacetime event

Can you forgive the woman who killed your son?

Dude never even knew the son existed. This is some pretty easy forgiving going on here.

And now he pulls on her heart-strings, convinces her to sacrifice herself, and buggers off.

#monsterdon

i'm sure someone has already brought up the fact that the old man (played by Freddie Jones) was only 56 years old when he appeared in this movie

#monsterdon

Can we get some more glass shard chime sounds, plz?

kthanksbai

#Monsterdon

A Tale of Two Lyssas #monsterdon

man must be shit getting packages delivered to the black castle, no wonder dudes so grumpy about stuff
#monsterdon

This dungeon labyrinth is elaborate.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

@Zerofactorial yes

#monsterdon

...right. how could we all forget.

SORRY I'M NOT HOME RIGHT NOW
I'M WALKIN' INTO SPIDERWEBS

#monsterdon

Fortunately he has a long time now because I find sand from the beaches for days
#monsterdon

@wohali So they're like cousins? #monsterdon

she doesn't have a ziploc bag or something....? #monsterdon

There was a scene kinda like this in Flash Gordon. #monsterdon

LOVE THEME

#Monsterdon

I don’t recall seeing any skirts (literally referring to the clothing) in the party. Where’d they come from?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

LIKE SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES

#monsterdon #krull

Gosh. I wonder if the cyclops is going to die at some point. #monsterdon

@70sgayspaceangel also doing taxes this weekend 👍

#Monsterdon

So, are we just going to gloss over that the Widow of the Web has the same name as the future Queen?

Oh, no, wait. There it is.

Wow. That was dumb. #monsterdon

I don't see any mutton chops falling off, just sayin #monsterdon

wait, she died and then grew old and lonely?

#monsterdon #Krull

It's true though, no man has ever escaped the (world wide) web.

#monsterdon #krull

No, stay a while, let's have dinner before you pump me for information

#Monsterdon

These horses are obviously freaked out by the incompetence of these men.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

She was way out of his league

You have to be really horny to let something like that slide. #Monsterdon

wait, so she's a Siri too? #monsterdon

Another missing piece of background info - who set up this punishment for her? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

aw crap now it's an anti-infanticide vehicle?

Key and Peele could do a sequel to the Gremlins 2 sketch just naming all of the events of this movie. #monsterdon

Mirror mirror on the wall.... #Monsterdon

@diazona

So much baggage to air out.

#Monsterdon

Oh, the Mirror of Maybeline. #Monsterdon

I mean, I still have no idea who this old guy is. He just showed up at the castle with a first-aid kit when Colwyn got a battle boo-boo. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

Lyssa, do NOT take him back he's an ass

Hah! Spider is getting antsy for it's next meal.
#Monsterdon #Krull

See... Ynyr knew Widow back when she was hot.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Wow this got dark fast

#Monsterdon #Krull

So if he is Obi-wan, does that make her Duchess Satine Kryze?

#monsterdon

Does anyone in this movie not have history together

#Monsterdon

aright, so now that we're all watching Cocoon #monsterdon