"We had no time"

Indeed.

#Monsterdon

I thought the Law of the Web was Rule 34 #monsterdon

shit no not disappointed dad guy
F
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@CactuarJoe can I get in on that fate

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♪ Fun fun fun 'till your daddy takes your fire horseys awaaaaayaay ♪ #Monsterdon

i guess i like the sad bowl cut lesbian and cyclops relationship, even if i don't know what is going on because it's all just a bunch of music swells and random british accent nonsense #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe You'll movie shoot yer eye out! #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Krull-nal Destination where Rell says hell naw to his fate and joins them, but then gets impaled on a parking meter after there's an explosion at the bowling ball factory. #monsterdon

Okay, so that's a pretty touching, albeit really short, exchange between Ergo and Cyclops. Those guys needed more screen time to better develop that friendship.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Each to his fate?

Ugh. Where's the eye roll emoji again? #monsterdon

Awww, those horses that didn't get chosen. 😞

#Monsterdon #Krull

and so the cyclops hangs out with half a dozen horses and lives the rest of his life in peace and happiness. no one tell me any different. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

If I was a cyclops I would collect $7 and I'd
Buy a prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head
Every cyclops wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head.
Every cyclops wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head.

Rell stays, with his SPACE FORK #monsterdon

Ergo the Magnificent choosing between his crush on Rell the wise and quiet Cyclops and his fealty to King Whats-his-Name

#Monsterdon

Fire horses > seven league boots ?
#Monsterdon #Krull

The Widow has the same name as the princess? That doesn't seem like a coincidence, not when they made such a point of knowing her name being important.

#Monsterdon #Krull

How are they not getting the crap kicked out of them? #monsterdon lol

I'm not a horse guy, but I've seen Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron. They don't even have any Bryan Adams songs playing. #monsterdon

My one complaint right now is that he wasn't allowed to ride the spider back across the web. #Monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon "i cannot stop the sand!" "you cannot stop time"

duuuuuuuuuuuuude so deep

Is his fated death to have a rock fall on his head? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

OMG the strawberry roan who swing the dude around on his neck!

So, great pain OR death. Tough choice!

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So they were just carrying a bunch of saddles with them all along? Did they just make them? How?
#Monsterdon #Krull

Suddenly the filmmaker's seized with the urge to riff on On Golden Pond #monsterdon

Ynyr crossing the web on a time limit has enough time to do some skeletal voyeurism, apparently.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

"Each to his fate."

My fate is another handful of chocolate, I think. #Monsterdon

@trixter I'm starting to think the child also has a PhD

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"Each to his fate. #Monsterdon

my LITTLE friend...
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WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR FIRE HORSES

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Not the depressed guy!

#monsterdon #krull

@diazona Neigh, I say! #Monsterdon

@cs As is proper

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"great pain on himself"

Yeah, that's not **foreshadowing** anything...

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all these horses are so pretty, the Krull animal casting director deserved an award #monsterdon

I did not care for the rock stunt. I mean, it looked great, but I don't think *that* stunt can be done safely at all, really? Maybe I'm wrong but I'm getting the sense the horses weren't the happiest

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If firemares are so fast, how can we catch them?

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Wait, they were just carrying saddles with them the entire time, and they didn't know they had to do this?!?!

#monsterdon

we've devolved into a...Western? #monsterdon

These guys suck at horse wrangling wow (she says like she's been doing this for years - she has not)

#Monsterdon #Krull

They did some filming in Lanzarote. Nice

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Remember the Glaive? Man that was a pretty prop. #Monsterdon #Krull

oooh "pulled by horse" stunt, that's a pretty uncommon one anymore

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These guys need some cowboy hats, then the horses will respect them.

#monsterdon #krull

Shoutout to the guy in the cyclops prosthetic, tho, he's earning his pay like four times over. #Monsterdon

"Well, we already paid for the horse passports, might as well give them a showcase." #Monsterdon

So the horses have a leader huh?

Maybe they could take over this quest and the rest of the movie would be better

#Monsterdon

Clearly, I’m not watching closely enough to miss subtle pieces of the story, I’m typing too much on here. #Monsterdon

Breath of the Wild made this look easy.

#monsterdon #krull

minecraft rules, you just sit on the horse until it loves you. #monsterdon

No horses were injured during the filming of this scene...

... oh wait: Horses were injured during the filming of this scene.

#Monsterdon

And now for the My Little Pony portion of the movie.
My big fire horseys.
#Monsterdon #Krull

Secondary Title Proposal: Dead Talents Society #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

those cld be clydesdales, or they could be shires? The dapple gray is SPECTACULAR

i remember playing this scene in Breath of the Wild.

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Krull 2: The Legend of Curly's Glaive #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Horse mounting FAIL. That bandit will have no sons.

Well, that's certainly a Fire Stallion!

#Monsterdon #Krull

It is lucky, however, that Fire Mares have no VTOL capability.

#Monsterdon

arabian? Half arabian maybe?

#monsterdon #Krull

@blogdiva This Bud's for you, Krull.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Worst horse wranglers ever!

#monsterdon

Lyssa's got the secret of a long-lasting perm which implies vast powers #monsterdon

LMAO *bounces off horse* #Monsterdon

WAIT, ISN'T THAT THE KID WHO DIED IN THE SWAMP?

#monsterdon #krull

Yeah, I'm sure the whips will get on their good side.

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go! rapidash! #monsterdon

same technique too

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that poor horse being jumpde on like that 😢

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I was expecting a scarier colored spider.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

"""""hyaa.""""""
#monsterdon

Stampede! Whip it. Whip it good. #Monsterdon

Fire mares are also the source of fire-type Premarin.

#monsterdon #krull

No one expects the Quarterhorse Inquisition!

#Monsterdon #Krull

Rapidash I choose you!

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I loves me a floofy fetlock #HorseGirl

#Monsterdon #Krull

The quicksand effect is genuinely pretty good. But saving the entire troop is taking a very long time and is again interrupting the plot. But I guess we needed to have one sad death of our motley crew of heroes. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

This is a whole different herd of horsies look at their feathered tootsies!!

😍 💞

look at those adorable horses. good boys, every one of them. #monsterdon

and here's everybody, waitin' at the Fire Mare stop #monsterdon

I love Fire Mares.

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Oh man that crystal spider is pissed. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ So our hero has to be hammered! #Monsterdon

"You do not know how strong zwoots are." "Or how stupid. They _will_ get here."

#monsterdon #Krull

@Cherizilla at last, men understand our struggle 😩

#monsterdon

Can you raise the black fortress? That's what...never mind?

#Monsterdon

@strangefour

And Viagra...

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I think they're taking "show, don't tell" to an extreme #monsterdon #krull

Oh them's some big handsome horseys

#monsterdon #krull

These horses are STUNNING. This scene itself is incredible and powerful #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Jesus fellas, at least give them some apples. Buy them dinner!

"Fire-Mares" being their word for AIRPLANES

right?

#monsterdon

Clydesdales! "Here comes the King here comes the big number one." #Monsterdon #Krull

These mares don't look very fiery at all

#Monsterdon

Okay THOSE horses are freaking GORGEOUS.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Did budweiser lose a few horses?

#Monsterdon

BUD
WISE
ER

#monsterdon #krull