Santa!

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Green screen much??? But also, don't do that with your feet, kid.

Oh we lost the seer leading the wat but of course there is yet another magic being who can help! #monsterdon

Less compositing and more of a fuck you.

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whoa, nice helicopter footage

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@foolishowl

This was one of the early examples of a movie with a tie-in video game, BTW.

Some of the sequences, like climbing up the slope against falling rocks really seem like they were conceived as game levels!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krull_(video_game)

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Mach Speed. They definitely were big horses but .... what. They're smoking! Holy Jimney Crickets! #Monsterdon

"we had no time" heh, Chekhov's... tenderly sad acknowledgement of past opprtunities squandered?

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@arrjay Asbestos butts! #Monsterdon

Terrible day for night #monsterdon

"We had no time"

Indeed.

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I thought the Law of the Web was Rule 34 #monsterdon

shit no not disappointed dad guy
F
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@CactuarJoe can I get in on that fate

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♪ Fun fun fun 'till your daddy takes your fire horseys awaaaaayaay ♪ #Monsterdon

i guess i like the sad bowl cut lesbian and cyclops relationship, even if i don't know what is going on because it's all just a bunch of music swells and random british accent nonsense #monsterdon

It's a good thing the Slayers don't know what grenades are.

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@CactuarJoe You'll movie shoot yer eye out! #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Krull-nal Destination where Rell says hell naw to his fate and joins them, but then gets impaled on a parking meter after there's an explosion at the bowling ball factory. #monsterdon

Each to his fate?

Ugh. Where's the eye roll emoji again? #monsterdon

Okay, so that's a pretty touching, albeit really short, exchange between Ergo and Cyclops. Those guys needed more screen time to better develop that friendship.

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FLAME ON!

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Awww, those horses that didn't get chosen. 😞

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and so the cyclops hangs out with half a dozen horses and lives the rest of his life in peace and happiness. no one tell me any different. #monsterdon

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If I was a cyclops I would collect $7 and I'd
Buy a prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head
Every cyclops wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head.
Every cyclops wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head.

Rell stays, with his SPACE FORK #monsterdon

Ergo the Magnificent choosing between his crush on Rell the wise and quiet Cyclops and his fealty to King Whats-his-Name

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Fire horses > seven league boots ?
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The Widow has the same name as the princess? That doesn't seem like a coincidence, not when they made such a point of knowing her name being important.

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How are they not getting the crap kicked out of them? #monsterdon lol

I'm not a horse guy, but I've seen Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron. They don't even have any Bryan Adams songs playing. #monsterdon

My one complaint right now is that he wasn't allowed to ride the spider back across the web. #Monsterdon #krull

Is his fated death to have a rock fall on his head? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "i cannot stop the sand!" "you cannot stop time"

duuuuuuuuuuuuude so deep

So, great pain OR death. Tough choice!

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OMG the strawberry roan who swing the dude around on his neck!

Suddenly the filmmaker's seized with the urge to riff on On Golden Pond #monsterdon

So they were just carrying a bunch of saddles with them all along? Did they just make them? How?
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Ynyr crossing the web on a time limit has enough time to do some skeletal voyeurism, apparently.

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@trixter I'm starting to think the child also has a PhD

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"Each to his fate."

My fate is another handful of chocolate, I think. #Monsterdon

"Each to his fate. #Monsterdon

my LITTLE friend...
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WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR FIRE HORSES

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Not the depressed guy!

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The dying part is the one thing I've always remembered about this movie. #monsterdon

@diazona Neigh, I say! #Monsterdon

@cs As is proper

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"great pain on himself"

Yeah, that's not **foreshadowing** anything...

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all these horses are so pretty, the Krull animal casting director deserved an award #monsterdon

I did not care for the rock stunt. I mean, it looked great, but I don't think *that* stunt can be done safely at all, really? Maybe I'm wrong but I'm getting the sense the horses weren't the happiest

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If firemares are so fast, how can we catch them?

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Wait, they were just carrying saddles with them the entire time, and they didn't know they had to do this?!?!

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we've devolved into a...Western? #monsterdon

These guys suck at horse wrangling wow (she says like she's been doing this for years - she has not)

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They did some filming in Lanzarote. Nice

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ummmm the horseys are on fire and galloping thru highly flammable wheat grass

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Remember the Glaive? Man that was a pretty prop. #Monsterdon #Krull

oooh "pulled by horse" stunt, that's a pretty uncommon one anymore

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These guys need some cowboy hats, then the horses will respect them.

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Shoutout to the guy in the cyclops prosthetic, tho, he's earning his pay like four times over. #Monsterdon

"Well, we already paid for the horse passports, might as well give them a showcase." #Monsterdon

Breath of the Wild made this look easy.

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So the horses have a leader huh?

Maybe they could take over this quest and the rest of the movie would be better

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Clearly, I’m not watching closely enough to miss subtle pieces of the story, I’m typing too much on here. #Monsterdon

minecraft rules, you just sit on the horse until it loves you. #monsterdon

No horses were injured during the filming of this scene...

... oh wait: Horses were injured during the filming of this scene.

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And now for the My Little Pony portion of the movie.
My big fire horseys.
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Secondary Title Proposal: Dead Talents Society #monsterdon

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those cld be clydesdales, or they could be shires? The dapple gray is SPECTACULAR

i remember playing this scene in Breath of the Wild.

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Krull 2: The Legend of Curly's Glaive #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Horse mounting FAIL. That bandit will have no sons.

Well, that's certainly a Fire Stallion!

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It is lucky, however, that Fire Mares have no VTOL capability.

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@blogdiva This Bud's for you, Krull.

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arabian? Half arabian maybe?

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Worst horse wranglers ever!

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Lyssa's got the secret of a long-lasting perm which implies vast powers #monsterdon

LMAO *bounces off horse* #Monsterdon

WAIT, ISN'T THAT THE KID WHO DIED IN THE SWAMP?

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Yeah, I'm sure the whips will get on their good side.

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go! rapidash! #monsterdon

same technique too

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that poor horse being jumpde on like that 😢

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HOW LONG IS THIS SCENE?!
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I was expecting a scarier colored spider.

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"""""hyaa.""""""
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Stampede! Whip it. Whip it good. #Monsterdon

Fire mares are also the source of fire-type Premarin.

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No one expects the Quarterhorse Inquisition!

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Rapidash I choose you!

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The quicksand effect is genuinely pretty good. But saving the entire troop is taking a very long time and is again interrupting the plot. But I guess we needed to have one sad death of our motley crew of heroes. #monsterdon

I loves me a floofy fetlock #HorseGirl

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This is a whole different herd of horsies look at their feathered tootsies!!

😍 💞

look at those adorable horses. good boys, every one of them. #monsterdon

and here's everybody, waitin' at the Fire Mare stop #monsterdon

I love Fire Mares.

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Oh man that crystal spider is pissed. #Monsterdon