Oh good. Fire mares count as females so they should just have to whinny a bit at one another to bring us closer to Bechdel satisfaction #monsterdon
I wish travel were as easy as that castle makes it look
You okay there Cyclops? You're sounding a little flat. #Monsterdon #Krull
IT"S TIME LET"S GOOOO
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#Monsterdon I shouldn't be cheering when a protagonist falls off a bridge. This movie has done me in.
this is the worst joke segment of laugh-in ever
Hold on, this is the scene with Porom and Palom turning into stone, isn't it?
#Monsterdon #Krull
#Monsterdon This movie would have been so much better with a heavy metal soundtrack. Or maybe Queen.
I mean it's got Slayers.
It's honestly blowing me away how well the actor playing the cyclops moves around the set, because I assume he truly can't see anything with that make-up covering his eyes? He's doing a great job!
Noooooo not Hagrid!
1 hour behind on #monsterdon (have to put my son to sleep) but I will get to the end!
There's Cyclops! #Monsterdon
WOW just fucking abandons the kid and the goof
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god there are so many beautiful toot toots in this soundtrack
"If I can't tell how far away he is, he can't tell how far he is from me!"
Wait, I thought the cyclops was hanging back. And now he's ridden in?!?!?!
Eddington halfway up the mountain like,
Fire mares should be set up earlier in the story as irrepressible, terrifying wild animals. The King's troops don't go anywhere near them. then it turns out that they have to travel a thousand leagues in a day. The cyclops says, "Fire mares can travel that fast." Colwyn turns to the bandit leader and says, "You're thieves. You know how to steal horses, right?"
@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io He's got big brass ones, you might say.
#Monsterdon #Krull
I have absolutely no emotional attachment to the guy who just said, "I was wrong. The journey was worthwhile. Please finish it for me."
Like, who even is that?
There's so much here. It could be so good, but it doesn't fit into 2 hours.
I really had my money on Robbie Coltrane betraying them in the third act. And then I forgot he was in the movie because he hadn't had a line since the quicksand. #monsterdon
This looks like job for someone with poor depth perception! #Monsterdon #Krull
If it wasn't for this music, I don't think I would be watching this far into the film. Good job!!
Noo! Not Hagrid! #monsterdon
this cyclops is MVP. i think HE should be the king, not this Richard wannabe. #monsterdon
Are the Slayer's laser blasts ricocheting like bullets? Is that what I am hearing?
#Monsterdon #Krull
Lasers make ricochet noises when they bounce.
wait is this gonna result in Cyclop Jesus #monsterdon
Right in the solarplexus! oof. #Monsterdon
This day-for-night is super squinty. #monsterdon
Hooray it's the black fortress of ultimate darkness!
An easy slope and all these large jagged ledges, like rockclimbing up a baby #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Maybe they shouldβve asked Green Prophet or Web Witch how to get in to the Castle once they got there.
Run Rhun!
Good thing they're not in a hurry or anything
You finally got you wish, Rhun, you got to die.
#Monsterdon Harry! I have killer indigestion!
BACK TO LASERS. THIS IS A SCI-FI. #monsterdon
take my... shift... at the deli...
Buhbye, Hagrid!
And she's got a bit of Medea, apparently.
look, I'm as surprised as you all that the horses just stayed and chilled. #monsterdon
@Taweret Who needs roads when you have a flying fire horse. #monsterdon
Robbie Coltrane getting a nice death scene there, you can tell he was going places...
Ergo the Exasperating, can't you turn into a mountain goat?
And the fire steeds left, returning to their job pulling the Budweiser wagon. #monsterdon
Horner's Horns are some of my favorite horns. The man knows how to use brass effectively.
Where's the cyclops when you need one? #Monsterdon
Hold on! the bluescreen matte lines will cut you if you don't! #monsterdon
This is where the red shirts really start to drop, and a few big actors too....
YAYY, Cyclops is resisting fate!
CHAOS MUST REIGN!
"We must get inside before the twin suns rise, y'all!"
Rock climbing, guys. #Monsterdon
That is probably the most gruesome death so far
Oh no! It's the space aphids!
all they gotta be doing is touching tha dark fortress, right? then they teleport with it to the next place. #monsterdon
We have to concede that the ciclops looks very convicing, for the time when the movie was made.
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rocks and horses. Two good things in life come together in #Monsterdon
Prepare to repel boarders!
@sean Well, if they go mach 25 they'll come apart! #HidesRocketSled #Monsterdon
Still better than what's playing now.
Time and Eyes and Seeing and Mirrors and Names and Duty and Vengeance and Love and Power (but love beats power) and Death and Forgiveness and Aging and Youth so the theme of the movie is everything.
there it is! the Fortress of Solitude! #monsterdon
Did I mention we had twin suns! Twins, I tell you, twins!
Cyclops: I must remain here. My makeup will never survive riding on a horse. My whole face will shear clean off.
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I've been doing an X-Files rewatch for the first time in ages and all the bad day-for-night we get in #monsterdon makes me appreciate how much night-for-night is in that show.,
Ghost riders in the sky
@FoxMime Must be smelly traipsing down the alimentary canal though #monsterdon
BATTLE AT THE GATES THEME
#Monsterdon "no time to explain! i'll die when this sand runs ou........ *augh*"
@sean Maybe they'll transport us all back 90 minutes so we can make better decisions.
I'd hate to be under those horses as they fly by⦠#monsterdon
I'm sorry for all the flaming poop the fire mares must be leaving behind.
Neverending Stooooooreeeeee. Ahaaaaah ahahaaaaah. #monsterdon
Gad. A Michael Murphey song I thought I'd escaped is now in my head.
"We'll be ridin' Wiiiiiiildfire..."
James Horner really worked hard for this paycheque, eh?
How did I miss this nascent bowl cut dude / cyclops ship story?
More SpiderBell!
Btw, it's a blue screen not a green screen :P #monsterdon #krull
Damn, they're really going places. Such high standards. #Monsterdon
FALCOR! #monsterdon
Yeah yeah, majestic. C'mon guys, it's always like this when you finally get the airship in RPGs. #Monsterdon
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πͺ KRULLIFIC TRIVIA βοΈ π
Beast Appreciation
The special effects character of the Beast was "the first self-contained animatronic suit... providing not only facial movement but also lung, heart and body-fluid movement all without a single external cable!", per special make-up designer Nick Maley.
#Monsterdon Lotta firepower in these horsepowers. π₯
If the horses reach 88mph to they travel back in time?
My husband has fallen asleep on the couch across the room from where I sit watching this movie on my laptop with headphones, affirming my suspicion that after 32 years we have a psychic bond and he's somehow going through this movie with me
Yanno, Rell, didnβt do all that much. I mean, he spotted the seerβs body, but that was it. They act like theyβre sorry to see him go because he was a huge contribution to the party. π€· #Monsterdon
This movie really blew its budget on horses, I see.
JeT horse, eat that Shadofax
#Monsterdon *deep announcer voice* "ND FILTER"
and the Boy King and his Gay Troupe delivered presents to every kid on Krull that night
Are fire mare's santa's reindeer? Which one's rudolph?
This horse scene was <em>really</em> compelling.
Flaming hoofbeats flying off a cliff is silly, but I like it.
#Monsterdon #Krull
On dasher! On dancer! On prancer and vixen! #Monsterdon
'k the flight bit from a distance is pretty neat
not so much up close, shoulda kept that a long shot
@ColesStreetPothole nearly blocked you there π