Tigers of the Gooseberry. #Monsterdon

#SplendaDaddy is yelling at the GoldGuys (dot) Com ad on the TV, "You fuckers have ripped off more people than Congress."

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the lindor ball hall of the beast

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This crevice is very Time Bandits / Terry Gilliam
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"There is one way."

"By me stabbing you with this sword."

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@b RIP Menno, never forget

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@nev yes I think so...the slayer knights all seem to do some sort of heavily processed Wilhelm Death Scream! #Monsterdon

Ergo gets his Crowning Moment of Awesome.

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"Shut down all the garbage crushers on the detention level!"

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@nev @hollie I guess, but doesn't his mouth move when he talks? So I would have thought the mouth aligns with his actual mouth

Now I have Questions

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Neeson absolutely going for the Oscar here, bwahahahaha

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oh no i just noticed that our princeling is wearing one of those polyester disco shirts tooo

The FSOD it slices and dices, it even makes julienne fries. #Monsterdon

Sets are voluptuous... is that right?

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The whole set is trying to kill them now.
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#Monsterdon *at some point they give up on the horses special effects and just roll a couple minutes of aerial POV shot*

Elder on Elder crime.

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o noes tigers are immune to our space lasers

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Everyone knows tigers resist lasers!

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I feel like this movie will end and when we're expecting the credits to roll, the scene will shift and we'll find out this is all a dream that someone on Star Trek: The Next Generation is having

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omg! What a horrible way to go!! #monsterdon RIP

Talk about a descending colon #monsterdon #krull

Oh no, who did we lose on the bridge? I don't even know!!

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Damnit they got Neeson! Somebody call his wives!

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bye Liam see ya in the next movie

If I were riding a firemare my first thought would definitely be to do tricks too. #Monsterdon #krull

i sure hope they have a lot of antennas to hang from down there

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#Monsterdon so the fire-mares are ... horses.... that shoot flame from their feet when they run real fast? neat!

NEESON NO! Damn you to hell Slayer Maul!
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Noooooooooo. Liam! #Monsterdon

Is this a Yes album cover or a Georgia O’Keefe painting we’re in now? #Monsterdon

@Terencio and probably wins it too

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Man. The army's dropping like flies at this point. #Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon they made it to the ear drum!

Fuck up Darth Maul for me, dude #monsterdon

@arisummerland I guess they just identify as mares #monsterdon

What if the poster for Pink Floyd's The Wall was the Death Star? Only Krull is brave enough to answer. #monsterdon

he really, really does not look like eddington tho

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Buhbye, Liam!

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Why does Castle-alien Guy want this crummy planet anyways!?

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You must learn to communicate with Qui-Gon after he passes. May the Force be with you.

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INTO THE NOSTRIL! #monsterdon

"Good thing we recruited all this cannon fodder isn't it, fellas?" — The Boy King, probably

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OH MY GOD Qui-Gon's name is Kegan? They even sound the same!

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@diazona Yes! Yeah he's way more expressive than I'd think possible when half his face is covered and he can't see what he's doing or who he's emoting toward.

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Fat rollin' lol

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Nameless background bandits getting picked off really fast now.
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death shriek
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It coulda been worse. Cyclops could have popped and gone splat on death.

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always love a good torture pit
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OSHA would have a field day… #monsterdon

they would simply' not make sets like this for a modern film. just green screen and cgi

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Do Clydesdale horses normally have black feet?

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@b I especially like it when they got confused if they were lasers or boulettes

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Oh, that room is a rough way to go.

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it's disappearing-reappearing fortress! #monsterdon

aw, Liam. all your wives! #monsterdon

"If early Spielberg movies can have a shooting star, I can have a team of flying horses with flaming hooves!" --Krull, apparently #monsterdon

Rest In Pancake :< #monsterdon

What in the Castlevania

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Evasion by somersault! 10/10

#monsterdon ...cyclops dude is blaster-proof..?

Sure why not

I guess it's narratively convenient, definitely doesn't completely invalidate the emotional beat of the previous scene where the merry band left him to die at the place and time he foresaw for his end.

...and it's all just so he can be stone-ground to cyclops peanut butter in this scene?!? Good lord, what a mess.

#monsterdon Was that a WILHELM at 1:38:00 or roundabouts?

THERE IT IS! The scream! FINALLY!!!

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My dude just Kirk-rolled to safety. #Monsterdon

that was quite the dive. #Monsterdon

Not Liam!!

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Except that some of these creatures don't appear to be mares, unless my eye deceives me #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Deux Ex Ninja Star

I appreciate that they had the taste not to use the Wilhelm Scream.

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Lol the forward roll that he takes twice as long to get out of as he would've taken just running away

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I am informed it is not, it is just temu wilhelm

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Kind of a lame use for the ninja star tbh

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Pewpew gives me #MonsterdonBingo

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@hollie Yeah I was thinking about that too. And he manages to look pretty expressive with that fake eye too!

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I don’t understand the whole Rell thing. Are they suggesting he went against his vision of his death? If not, and he knew that that’s how he would die. Why didn’t he just ride with them? The whole goodbye scene doesn’t make any sense to me now. #Monsterdon

NIce Wilhelm sniper shot. I wish every character I've killed in video games died making the Wilhelm scream #Monsterdon

the sets are neat

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I like the laser ricochet sound effects

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Balrog incoming

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That deserved a Wilhelm scream

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A bunch of Cyclops guts squirt out of there #Monsterdon

Ouch, what a way to go (cyclops).

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blades on the damn thing must have rusted with how long it took them to get to the castle
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Oh no that guy died! oh well. #monsterdon

"...hey kid, you might want to tie a string around those bells"

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LOL great exit strat. #Monsterdon

not many evil fortresses include a cyclops juicer, it's very convenient

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Slayers in their formal whites.
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Another trapped room.

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That was a weak-ass somersault.

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I guess that qualifies as "great pain"

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#Monsterdon Fortunately the castle walls are easy to climb, because a castle built for outer space couldn’t possibly be penetrated by a bunch of barbar- oh, they’re in.

@bstacey I'm definitely going to pretend this happened in the movie, thank you.

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There's a lot of climbing in this movie. Pshew. I'm tired just watching it.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Cyclops dude is pretty unreliable. He keeps saying "I'll stay here" just to give them a head start. But then he comes to the rescue, anyway.

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Another woman! And another! But they are all just here to serve the men. #monsterdon

@Rincewind #TeamMonster

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It's like someone watched Star Wars while reading Lord of the Rings and was like "Why not both?"

This is why not both, Ken.
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honestly, being crushed to death might be the better option at this point in the film. #monsterdon