Omg big Zardoz vibes #monsterdon #krull

Whoever built the Black Fortress knew pocket door technology #monsterdon

Okay, NOW it's Rygar. #Monsterdon

ahh, quicksand. They don't do quicksand anymore these days...
#monsterdon

Bro you're never gonna get laid if you keep showing off your beyblades to girls. #monsterdon

And Kiss. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

now i'm just confused seems like you had plenty of time and space to squiggle around them

Again though. What's with all the falling rocks? #Monsterdon #Krull

Yeah, everyone knows the boomerang's the best Zelda weapon, it's not even a contest. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Slowly extruding rocks are not my idea of a death trap, but apparently they work on extras.

They seem to be faster than reindeer in the air…

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

"...wait, I know this! It's Discs of Tron!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

LOVE THEME!!!

#Monsterdon

Mmmm, she thinks, sweaty pleather. #monsterdon

@kcarr2015 The kid did fade out at the end. Maybe a mistake and indicating it was filmed with double exposure. #monsterdon

Take that rocks! #Monsterdon #Krull

DUDE! let it go. you were told you could use the chopper only twice. asshat.

#monsterdon #Krull

@RobynGoodfellow

There are still people other than Torquil left alive, so we need more stuff to happen. Spikes it is!

#Monsterdon

9 men can fight like an army as long as they remember they have some string and aren't fucking jerks who step in front of easily avoided spikes

#monsterdon

I too would like a castle with phase-shifting walls

#Monsterdon

This is why you throw Indy the whip back, dude. #Monsterdon

clearly these boys have never played Limbo #monsterdon

My mom: Sings "He Had It Comin" from Chicago as the guy gets stabbed to death because he wanted to save his stupid knife.

#monsterdon #krull

More unconvincing fire. I guess certain economies did have to be made #monsterdon

Hey there’s a lever through the second hole on the room full of disgusting insects to disable the spikes! #monsterdon

Yeah I thought that battle was too anticlimactic.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Olaf also likes to be impaled. He’ll be fine.

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

so many pokey things

Y'all #monsterdon so silly. I don't participate myself, but I sure do love that *you* do. Every Sunday night my timeline is flooded with it, and I greatly enjoy it.

That's not how dying to a stab in the abdomen works

#monsterdon

you could try harder to get out of the way of those

#monsterdon

The Krull's gonna need a sharpening after this I tell you what #monsterdon

Don't even try to snap those spines or anything guys

#Monsterdon

ow! #Monsterdon

Yep. Here's the trash compactor scene...

#Monsterdon #Krull

The guy going back for the dagger.. that dude really just had it coming. #Monsterdon #Krull

Wait, this movie had a trained (I assume) tiger following a child on set?

#Monsterdon #Krull

The diagetic twinkling noise on the spider thread is pretty great. #monsterdon

yo they made out of wood, just hack em. #monsterdon

Time to use the glaive!

#Monsterdon

Ah yes the glaive is to be used wisely, like a can opener #monsterdon

OK, so the Glaive is not great at cutting a circle is it?

#monsterdon

@helianthropy

Brave Sir Robin ran away...

#Monsterdon

These horses are riding on flames?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

@otheorange_tag French Krullers #monsterdon

That is not how you use a glaive not also WTF is this thing why did they ever call it that? #Monsterdon

He kept that fucking thing in his front pocket? That could have been a very hard lesson learned. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

We're gonna have to figure out who played this tiger

dude

dude

you can go through the doors

there's lots of rooms

#monsterdon #Krull

Back in the garbage compactor, except with spikes this time.

#monsterdon

@cshlan overkill much though

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Luke, use The Force to open this can #monsterdon

Another missed opportunity: The Glaive should totally have cut a Wile E. Coyote outline for the Prince. #Monsterdon

wait, who were Torquil and Bandolph? where did they come from? #monsterdon

Because an oval would be too neat #monsterdon

That's what puberty feels like when you first shave your face

#Monsterdon

Force pull!

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or Collin, whatever the fuck his name is
#monsterdon

Diana Krull?! #Monsterdon

Cut a smaller hole!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

He's finally going to shave off that squirelly beard yay!

"Use the Force Corwin(?)"
#monsterdon

I love how the Black Castle is just a massive fun house that will KILL YOU. #Monsterdon #Krull

Twin suns? What twin suns??

#monsterdon #Krull

Glaive? Deadly weapon?

Nah we're just using it as a plasma cutter or sawzall.

#monsterdon

Did that kid just fade out? #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag I'm not sure, the barrel roll thing has been a meme for years, surely long before I heard about it

#Monsterdon

No one thinks to just turn sideways #monsterdon

guy's gonna eventually have to catch that throwing star, and if he doesn't cut off all his fingers Mad Max style, it's gonna be a crying shame. #monsterdon

Unfortunately the Glaive does not have the power to properly greenscreen an actor into a scene. :/ #Monsterdon

aww bad guy is just kibty watching the zoomy toy fly around :3

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon And now we find the Glaive is a magic can opener!

Seems like someone should've brought better tools.

#monsterdon #krull

There is one way! Now, where can I plug in this Glade?

#monsterdon

so the power of the glaive is for cutting through walls?

#monsterdon

TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH #monsterdon

I love how this whole thing comes down to how good his throwing arm is. Thank god I don't have to save the universe with my throwing arm, you'd all be dead so fast (but at least you'd be laughing as you went)

#Monsterdon #Krull

Spinning cat claw to the rescue

#Monsterdon

OW!

#monsterdon #krull

spin to win
#monsterdon

The giant figet spinner is at it again. #Monsterdon

It's like watching Santa's sleigh fly over head but with Fire Mares.

#monsterdon #Krull

All that rock climbing for a jeweled can opener. #Monsterdon #Krull

Let's GLAIVE IT, BABY #Monsterdon

The mall ninja shit is the way!

#Monsterdon

@diazona Serious question what is that from?! #monsterdon

So they *do* have rope

#Monsterdon

Were these people just hiking around carrying saddles?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

Will the kid and the tiger be in the same shot? Is that boy in danger? Uh well so far only compositing together I think.
#Monsterdon #Krull

shoulda just brought a bloody angle grinder

#monsterdon #Krull

Someone saw Liam Neeson in this and said, "Get me that guy for my movie!" #Monsterdon #krull

wait the fuck

we just throwing in big cats because we COULD?!?!

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IT'S GLAIVIN' TIME #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “The Magnificent” does make a magnificent tiger, give him that. (Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!)

"From here I most go on alone."

Why? Who said? For what reason?

#monsterdon #krull

IT'S GLAVIN' TIME! #monsterdon

You can't shoot a tiger with a laser, everyone knows this. #monsterdon

this movie's just pulling out all the stops

desperately, desperately pulling
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"Power is fleeting. Love is eternal." Well, that's a decent line! #monsterdon

Hah! Can't goose your way out of this one, Wiza-

Oh, a tiger. Yeah, that'll do.

#Monsterdon