"It's not the glaive, it's us!" #monsterdon

I like how the flame is just... missing... from a frame here and there.

#monsterdon #krull

okay so the music tells me the movie is actually ending

#monsterdon #Krull

Wait. The Beast just dies from being freaking set on fire?

#Monsterdon

First quicksand, then crushed to death, now immolation. Nightmare fuel I tell you!

#monsterdon

Imagine what that thing burning must *smell* like, ugh

#monsterdon

suprise! flammable villain. #monsterdon

el fuego de guapo

#Monsterdon

this foe is beyond any of yo.... oh, I guess it's not. anyone for barbeque?

#monsterdon #Krull

Why is darth Vader here #monsterdon #krull

@trixter time for THE POWER OF LOVE

#Monsterdon

Run away! #Monsterdon

Wait, are they killing the starbaby from 2001?

#monsterdon #krull

this fire hand marriage is making me think of Kyle Kinane's bit about how unrealistic it is when men in action movies want to have sex as soon as the peril is over #monsterdon

Real fire, even badly composited-in fire, always, ALWAYS looks better than CGI fire.

Oh look at that shit. You KNOW they used a real flamethrower for that

#Monsterdon

Maximum damage on that fireball spell. #monsterdon

oh cool, like all knight and castles movies, the deux ex machina is a monogamous heterosexual marriage contract #monsterdon

Ziltoid doesn't like the burgeoning fire-wad. #Monsterdon

"He's and Android...!"
"I prefer the term Artificial Seeker."

#Monsterdon

forgot how damn long this movie is, they really could have trimmed like 30 min from the middle and not lost much of anything 🥴
#monsterdon

LOVE/FLAMETHROWER THEME

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon tiger! at last the druid is useful

#Monsterdon she’s been harboring that yeast infection the whole time. What a trooper.

"The glaive is gone, I've got no way to fight him!" Oh no tell me this isn't going to be one of those OH DAMN IT IT IS

#monsterdon #krull

Use the Fork, Luke

I mean Colwyn

#Monsterdon

hahaaaaaa Horner jump scare

#Monsterdon

the power of your pasty pasty fire

#monsterdon #Krull

I want all this to rest on her ability to kick ass in a foot race, so that all that running through corridors was for a higher purpose

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

plot twist!

Take the fire from my hand. Let's burn this old growth forest down!

#monsterdon

You wield Azura's Star!

#Monsterdon

Legit this is how I felt marrying my wife, we should have gone with the flaming hand idea but she talked me out of it...

#Monsterdon

Oh yes Checkov’s Hand Fire #monsterdon

Oh good. It’s not over. #Monsterdon

Use the force, Chris Pratt!!!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

"What about the ROUSes?"

"I don't think they exist." #Monsterdon

Wow, the vow magic is also a flame thrower #Monsterdon

#monsterdon haha sorry buddy, you think this is a movie where you get to telekinese things?

This reminds me of one boss in Diablo.... II, I think?

Except, wait... really... that's it? That's the whole fight?

#Monsterdon #KRULL

@SnoopJ someday I will learn why you scribbled out "horses" so aggressively, and then I will achieve enlightenment

#Monsterdon

and apparently that's all it takes

#Monsterdon

Big Octoman vibes from the Dark Lord or Nocturne Monarch or Night King whatever his name is

#Monsterdon

There we go :P #Monsterdon

Chekhov’s fire from my hand

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon They were only mostly impaled.

Just realized how shiny his britches are.

#Monsterdon

This seems like a boss fight in a video game. Throw. Dodge. Dodge. Catch. Throw.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

dude, I wouldn't come back to you either

Wait, Colwyn coulda been throwing around that magic glaive and taking out guards this whole time? 🤦‍♂️

#Monsterdon #Krull

...So when's the boss's second form appear? #Monsterdon

the ending of this movie is exactly as terrible as i remembered it #monsterdon

Annnnd now he's going after the dagger... er.. Glaive. #Monsterdon #Krull

What is it with fire on this planet?

Also, why did the firemares let themselves get caught?

#Monsterdon #Krull

"Do not seek the treasure!" #Monsterdon

That... that was it? It was just that easy?

#monsterdon

can't just walk over there and pick it up, gotta jedi telekinesis it back.

#monsterdon

Yeah, it's always a pain pulling the knife out when it's caught on some tendon or something. Don't force it, dude, you'll lose a finger. #Monsterdon

So The Beast is like 40 feet tall? And very wide and out of focus...
Wait is he distracted by a fidget spinner?
#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon picturesque fucking falls in the middle of this fortress

every good villain needs a good water feature

Third try's the charm, pal

#Monsterdon

Turns out the hitbox on the Beast is really big, huh. Dude couldn't dodge for anything!

#Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew Which powers? ... yes. #Monsterdon

Is that Octaman's uncle or something? #Monsterdon

Maybe all of them will give a little speech and then die in the next 20 minutes.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon omfg this thing is going to have to cut an exact silhouette of the person that needs to get through, is that it?

so the Big Bad was just Oryx The Taken King all along?

#monsterdon #krull #destiny

Dude, why didn't you use the thing when you first got in the space rock???

#Monsterdon #KRULL

🎶 go-go Power Rangers 🎶 #monsterdon

i feel like i would honestly mind this self-controlled homing throwing star thing less if Prince Protagonist had like, some kind of controller to use it. like, an RV joystick thing, a training montage where he learned how to control it psychically, anything? #monsterdon

There's nothing in the FSOD manual about removing the FSOD from being stuck in The Beast. #Monsterdon

As cool as this don't get killed by the spider scene is, it is maybe again taking a weirdly long time especially as presumably this magic lady is just going to give them another mini quest. But it is re-iterating the love theme! #monsterdon

The fidget spinner is stuck on the beast's pecs #monsterdon

@Taweret

It's true. That castle would've been a lot easier with CG, but it's practical and optical effects in this movie, because that's what they had in 1983.

#Monsterdon #Krull

let's all stand here and stare at each other for a bit

#monsterdon

Only 1 person liked my Lexx reference. That sounds about right. Only 2 people watched that show: me and the person who like my post.

https://don.monster/@ramsey/114334004215350908

#Monsterdon #Krull

Glaive just hanging in midair like, dude I'm not sure I'm interested enough to finish this fight, gimme a sec. #Monsterdon

swamp thing has really let himself go

#monsterdon #Krull

These guys are that great at evasive maneuvers. The swords moved kind of slow. #Monsterdon

Lasers are blasting the wall in her room and she's smiling and happy. She's not wary or worried. She doesn't know what that is or who it is.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon the cyclops is crushing it in his final moments

#Monsterdon terdon

#Monsterdon “You have to fight him away from the center!” When did YOU become Exposition Gal? Inheritance from Muttonchops Wizard?

real video game boss fights vibes tho

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Still not had enough KRULL?

There is a "making of" short film!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MXYNyv6oeE

@GramrgednAngel @nev @hollie Ah cool, I had a feeling it might be there!

#Monsterdon

He Krulled him!

#Monsterdon

I feel like a lot of lives could have been saved if he'd just pulled out the Glaive sooner. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, these bell sounds serve a purpose.

Uh oh, someone's angy.

#Monsterdon #KRULL

The Beast breathes fire, sort-of. Must be a holdover from when they were supposed to be a dragon.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Xena is much better at this #monsterdon

He's fighting a giant baby :/ #Monsterdon

I don't even remember the bad guys name tbh

#monsterdon

In a film with really good effects, the glaive is one of the more disappointing ones. #monsterdon

@miriamrobern Impressive #monsterdon

@hollie

Somone playing out a game in the Holodeck

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I bought this Throwing Star at the flea market.

I got this!

I just learned that this planet has twin suns…

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

ah, A King and his Beyblade. #monsterdon

I like how shots of Eddington catching the glaive is just him releasing it in reverse.

#monsterdon #krull