Or they could abdicate their absolute power in favor of a socialist federation?

#Monsterdon

Well that was.... something. Night, all!

#Monsterdon #Krull

We're free!

#Monsterdon #Krull

Note that the epilogue doesn't say if they'll be GOOD rulers.

#monsterdon #krull

and they fucked off into the Led Zeppelin song #monsterdon

Torquil does the math

#Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @amyfou Me too but I am thinking of not watching all of it since I have lost track of the plot anyway.

#Monsterdon

Like, literally the best movie ever made.

#Monsterdon

THE END! #monsterdon

well, that was about a movie and a half. #monsterdon

A girl of ancient name shall become queen!

... Ugatha?

#monsterdon

"Why do I have the taste of cat nip and person in my mouth?" —Ergo

#Monsterdon #Krull

@amyfou I have 18 minutes left thanks to commercials. #Monsterdon

Is this all of the merry band that survived?

#monsterdon #krull

"Then we won!"

NO THANKS TO YOU, ERGO

#monsterdon

Gandalf to close it out

#Monsterdon

Y'all are gonna be my BRAIN TRUST!

#monsterdon #Krull

The big bad dies and the spikes just automatically reverse themselves? Was he controlling them with his mind?
#monsterdon

The Glaive isn’t working! (“Trust the Glaive!”) Oh! It’s sawing a hole!

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

ERGO! #Monsterdon

And... it all falls back down and crushes them

#monsterdon
#Krull

Ergo shows up two weeks later as the Dread Pirate Roberts. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon did the villain's lair just become a space rocket? 😅

Toto, are we in Kansas?

#Monsterdon

@wrog indeed, made damn fine time

#monsterdon #Krull

okay just how long does it take a giant space-faring castle to blow up, really?

#monsterdon

For a moment I was really hoping this would turn into sword & sorcery Zardoz with them sailing away in the Black Castle. I guess I can live with the movie disappointing me again. #Monsterdon

Did I miss something? Where did this wicked star-boomerang come from? Did he always have it?

#Monsterdon

only lyssa and cornwall survive but aren't sure who is the thing. is it you or me? let's just sit here awhile

#Monsterdon

That's a real October People exit, I tell ya

#Monsterdon #Krull

I fell asleep and woke up and now I am suddenly watching a Ray Harryhausen movie.

#Monsterdon

I do love an enemy lair getting vacuumed up after they lose effect. #monsterdon

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chocolate eyeball destruction

#Monsterdon Go back to Star Trek, Space Nerd. This is RenFaire planet.

7 or 8 wifes for Liam Nesson? what he is? Truck driver?
#monsterdon

And now it's time for spankings! And then the oral sex!

#monsterdon #krull

@bunnyhero Sounds like THIS movie used fire. #WasThatSoHard #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I have to wonder now, was the total collapse of the fortress after the bad guy died the contractor's fault or the architect's fault, or was it a design feature

#Monsterdon

@ramsey that is the name of the planet but maybe the monster appropriated the name I dunno #Monsterdon

That is a LONG way to run without stopping

#monsterdon

funny, I didn't think methane would float

#monsterdon #Krull

"Italian Location" in credits

so wait

is this a space-fantasy spaghetti western? :thonk:

#monsterdon

So the whole thing evaporates? #monsterdon

Why did they all fall down in the field at the same time?

#Monsterdon #Krull

Gravely Gravitational. #Monsterdon

Whoops, there goes the Eye of Sauron. #Monsterdon

Wait… do all husbands become flamethrowers on Krull? #monsterdon

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How are there still 6 minutes left in this movie

Oooo, sparkles!

✨

#monsterdon

@kcarr2015 Cat Girl style #monsterdon

#monsterdon How do we inject some urgency in the escape sequence? I know- we'll just strike set while they're filming.

Cue some PA just off camera shouting "Hurry up they gotta start shooting Octopussy in here in like 3 hours!"

rip bomb ass giant eye

#Monsterdon

mmmmm practical explosion effects, let's have babies together

#monsterdon

Annnnd now the rocks are falling up. #Monsterdon #Krull

Stand back, I'll flaming hand fart a way out!

#monsterdon

@rebeld ..Sum blood? #IYKYK #Monsterdon

I SPY WITH MY GIANT EYE

#monsterdon #Krull

@Taweret What's the difference?

#Monsterdon #Krull

“Yer problem here is there’s not enough aggregate in your concrete and so it gets all powdery.”

Krull castle contractor.

#Monsterdon

maybe...you should keep moving, and not stop to watch the sfx. #monsterdon

go past the "thou shalt not pass" bridge, take a left at the second colon, flamethrow the door and you're out!

#monsterdon

now he's just showing off #monsterdon

Y'all can just call me Buzzsaw Lightyear now #monsterdon

@fabio @diazona
That's like the one thing I remember from seeing this as a kid. #monsterdon

And so, the hero saves the girl, and in the sequel their son becomes a Sith lord!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

The boy is petting the tiger. I repeat the boy is touching a dangerous beast.
That tiger is SOOO drugged out of his mind right now.
#Monsterdon #Krull

if only Ash had arm flamethrower ability in Evil Dead 2.

#monsterdon

rocks burn good I guess?

#monsterdon #Krull

Much like how "the hivemind that all dies when you kill the queen" is not a thing because the whole point of having multiple bodies is that when one dies all the rest don't, "fortress that collapses when the maker dies" is also not a thing

#Monsterdon

The fortress of the baddie must self destruct in dramatic fashion upon defeat of said baddie we must NOT violate the Sacred Tropes #Monsterdon

colwyn's pants are something else lol

#monsterdon

the dark fortress collapsing... is really The Beast's heart breaking.... #monsterdon

@msh Isn't the monster's name Krull?

#Monsterdon #Krull

@amyfou Mike Tyson is going to be pissed! #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

After this, I feel we are finally ready for Strippers vs Werewolves. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1702009/ #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole #Monsterdon Performance anxiety?

Sure, the power of your love can stop the Beast but can it save us from a collapsing castle?

#Monsterdon

they used all the leftover ceiling rocks from star trek II in the making of these falling rocks scene

#monsterdon #Krull

That's what you get for taking out the Load-Bearing Beast

#Monsterdon

would you please turn into something LIGHT, please? something easy to carry? I'm not asking for guinea pig, a housecat would do

#monsterdon #Krull

The kid's magic power is ringing the damn bell.

#monsterdon #krull

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That kid got a puppy, a pony AND he got to snuggle that tiger!

If any of you are interested/available next week #KungFuSat has some crazy fire hijinks as well....#monsterdon

Honey. Remember that flame you gave to water and I took back to give to you? This might be a good time to use it.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret yes
#monsterdon

That's Ergo, I'd recognize his blood anywhere!

#monsterdon

Well, see, THERE's yer problem. You can't just put up plaster without lathe, gents!

#monsterdon

Load bearing villain.

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Mr. Beast is allergic to fire #monsterdon

No the tiger is injured? NOOOO!

#Monsterdon #Krull

The floor is lava! #Monsterdon

If only they had like five more seconds to finish exchanging fire at the start of this movie it would have been over in 5 minutes

#Monsterdon

Just in case you were wondering how Lyssa and Colwin were going to rule.

#Monsterdon

"our love unimpaled all our friends from horrible wooden spike dungeon" #monsterdon

And now newly wed magic powers! Happily wedded bliss flamethrowing!
#Monsterdon #Krull

@Lazarou I mean it is always disappointing when the tentacle genitals don't show up.

#Monsterdon

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how is there still 10 minutes left in this movie

@miriamrobern just those with kids #SneezesSetsFireToOttoman #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh isn't that sweet, the ultimate weapon is the power of heteronormative marriage for political convenience

Corwyn used Marriage Palm Fire Blast. It's super effective!

Anyone want some Cajun blackened Beast? #Monsterdon