Ohh wait IS THAT LIAM???

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon “Death and Power are close cousins.” Especially when Power is once removed.

@Cherizilla Probably not talking to female-identifying characters with names #monsterdon

@sealawyer If they want a blowjob that is extra.

#Monsterdon

Its true, my farts smell of death and are very powerful.

#monsterdon #krull

The Emerald Temple, the great swamp, the cave the Glaive, the rock fall of righteousness. Can you just give us a map, and stop doling these out one at a time?

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow just fartax

#monsterdon #Krull

the elves are leaving middle earth. #monsterdon

Stealth bell. #Monsterdon

Oooh, I like that background set.

#Monsterdon

I hope none of those horses are named Artax. #Monsterdon #Krull

Are they going to do any side missions or just the main quest?
#monsterdon

@Louisa What, you don't think it will be a logical part of the plot?!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

OK but who curled that beard

"Will you travel there with us?"

Look, is this a movie or a board game. #Monsterdon

Beginning to lose faith the GM is EVER gonna let us fight The Beast. #monsterdon

A king seeks the fortress? Who made him a king anyway? I didn't vote for no king.
#Monsterdon #Krull

Wait a minute! This is the old man from scene 24!

#Monsterdon #Krull

Never go to a second location. #Monsterdon #Krull

Someone set them up the bomb.

#Monsterdon

Captain Crunch and the Emerald Clench. #Monsterdon

ok, I guess that counts as "opposition"

#Monsterdon

Y'never look into the Palantir, chief. :/ #Monsterdon

And the ragtag band grows.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

#Monsterdon It’s a cosmic fax machine! Quick! Nobody like the receiver until the whole transmission arrives!

only one of you gets his axe out. why are all these "adventurers" so useless. #monsterdon

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ WILL NOT BE DISTURBED AT THREE IN THE MORNING, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

#monsterdon #Krull

"The man has raisins in his brain case." #Monsterdon #krull

FORBIDDEN MONSTER ENERGY GEMS. #monsterdon

WE GET SIGNAL

#Monsterdon

idk what it is but i just completely charlie brownout listen to people talking in like old timey knights and castle sounding voices. whatever they are saying i don't really care about it because it's always some shit like "we seek the chalice" #monsterdon

OOOOoooooh, My loooooooove, my daaaaaarling, I hunger forrrrrrr your touch......

#Monsterdon #KRULL

"This... *means something*!" #Monsterdon

If that thing summons Periot, I'm going to bed,

#monsterdon #krull

The crystal is a raster scanner. The magic IS just technology.

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

there is a weird chocolate sub-motif in this movie and that candy bar looked grosssss

#Monsterdon ah, his old buddies at the acme corporation

The swamp sounds activated my cat

#Monsterdon

Thief here is thinking of stealing some chunks of green glass. I'm sure that'll sell for a lot...

#Monsterdon #Krull

Sometimes a fantasy movie is David Crosby and Henry Thomas living together in a cave watching holograms and that's beautiful. #monsterdon

I like how he's making the rock spin tho #monsterdon

"You have reached the crystal of The Beast. I'm not home right now. Leave a message after the loud noise." #Monsterdon #Krull

this should have been a Time Bandits tie-in #monsterdon

Who me? No, I'm just a worm

#monsterdon

And this, this spinning green gem? This is how we make Gushers candy.

#monsterdon

Not Gandolf's Internet connection hacked!!

#Monsterdon

Effects are really good for 83, better than the Public Domain Mouse

#Monsterdon

"We seek the black fortress!"

"I will seek the fortress for you."

That was easy.
#monsterdon

"I'm Titch! I'll be your emotional crutch once my aged master dies and I'm forced to come with you! You'll probably die protecting me! :D" #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Nine is just the start, you gotta have relief pitchers and pinch hitters too #monsterdon

So much for the Emerald City.
#Monsterdon

Ergo the Annoying can turn into a slug (or something else wordless) anytime actually.

#monsterdon

I have completely forgotten the first half of this movie, aside from the initial attack on the wedding party.
#Monsterdon #Krull

Titch is adequate.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Is this film following the 60-30-10 rule?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

Ergo and Titch so far have had the best dialogue of the whole movie. Bravo, gentlemen.

#monsterdon

Colwyn's outfit is way too Erroll Flynn, it doesn't mesh with the rest of the clothes at all. #Monsterdon

Do... not... seek... the... fortress...

We thought you was a toad!

#monsterdon

Grampsdalf. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon See??? They just found Merlin!

That cinnamon bar looks an awful lot like a Snickers.

#monsterdon

this entire bar is made from lime jello!

#monsterdon #Krull

I should start telling strangers who introduce themselves to me "Not impressive, but adequate"

#Monsterdon

Ahhh, Santa the Green.

#monsterdon #krull

We just went more than 5 minutes without a musical score. This is unacceptable. #Monsterdon #krull

No no guys, this is the Holy Grail chamber, the Black Fortress is down the block

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon mid-movie lore drop: ancient blood feud between the cyclopes and the slayers (o_O)

I was hoping for another female character. Alas.

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

I think they've been entering this place for long enough

Is this Emerald City? #Monsterdon

His pants have stripes...? Stripes !? WTF?

#Monsterdon

Sir Gawain and the Green Boy

#Monsterdon #Krull

I am also a sad, solitary creature born to know when I will die.

#Monsterdon

Cyclops are from a different planet!? Spacefaring cyclopses? Or did they hitch a ride with The Beast?
#Monsterdon #Krull

@strangefour relatable

#monsterdon #krull

(magic green doorway)

I guess they really didn't get to use ILM for this one.

#Monsterdon

@brooke

Indeed -- I keep thinking he's going to lose a finger...

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon okay! When Spock did that move in Star Trek two, he went to pudding. These guys walk into a glowing fissure and have more adventure!

there are those who call me... tim? #monsterdon

wheee spiny rock
#monsterdon

@diazona Good point. Me too #Monsterdon

"IT'S A LOVELY SPLIT LEVEL, AND IN GOOD CONDITION SINCE YOU AREN'T LOOKING FOR A FIXER-UPPER"

#monsterdon #Krull

I can't believe they split the party.

#Monsterdon

Like, is this movie the space-balls-ification of LOTR?

#Monsterdon

The Black Beast of Aaaaaaargh is due any moment....

#Monsterdon

Voyeur Cyclops watches from a distance.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This movie looks SO good on my TV, I do so miss full vibrant color. 😖
#Krull

whoah, sweet green laser rock.

or are they climbing INTO the eggs from aliens. #monsterdon

Taking some cues from Star Trek: CAVES!

#Monsterdon #Krull

wasn't that the tree door they went through at the end of the good place?

#monsterdon

Was waiting for the fidget spinner to finally show. #Monsterdon (still behind)

this reminds me of WILLOW except I'm at all engaged in what's going on (idk, it wasn't for me)

#Monsterdon

Into the ecto cooler dimension, king-boy!

#monsterdon #krull

the more i see of this really the more i understand how the 1990s D&D movie happened

#monsterdon #Krull

The old man in this #Monsterdon reminds me of the crazy grandpa in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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I think Robbie Coltraine is now riding the oldman's second horsie, and the leader of these bandits or whatever is on his other horsie and I don't think the crew was paying attention to whose horsie was where half the time but wow I love them all

Every time I see Ergo, I want to start singing "Bravely, bold Sir Robin, drew forth from Camelot..."

#Monsterdon #Krull

Speak friend and enter!

#Monsterdon #Krull

Is this like a reverse space parody of LOTR?

#Monsterdon

Landing party is away. I repeat, landing party is away.

The crew stands relieved.

That is all.

#Monsterdon