a chaos emerald! #monsterdon

Who me? No, I'm just a worm

#monsterdon

Effects are really good for 83, better than the Public Domain Mouse

#Monsterdon

Not Gandolf's Internet connection hacked!!

#Monsterdon

And this, this spinning green gem? This is how we make Gushers candy.

#monsterdon

"We seek the black fortress!"

"I will seek the fortress for you."

That was easy.
#monsterdon

"I'm Titch! I'll be your emotional crutch once my aged master dies and I'm forced to come with you! You'll probably die protecting me! :D" #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Nine is just the start, you gotta have relief pitchers and pinch hitters too #monsterdon

Home-grown kryptonite was legalized shortly before this movie

#Monsterdon

So much for the Emerald City.
#Monsterdon

Ergo the Annoying can turn into a slug (or something else wordless) anytime actually.

#monsterdon

I have completely forgotten the first half of this movie, aside from the initial attack on the wedding party.
#Monsterdon #Krull

Titch is adequate.

#Monsterdon #Krull

Is this film following the 60-30-10 rule?

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

Ergo and Titch so far have had the best dialogue of the whole movie. Bravo, gentlemen.

#monsterdon

Colwyn's outfit is way too Erroll Flynn, it doesn't mesh with the rest of the clothes at all. #Monsterdon

Do... not... seek... the... fortress...

We thought you was a toad!

#monsterdon

Grampsdalf. #Monsterdon

That cinnamon bar looks an awful lot like a Snickers.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon See??? They just found Merlin!

this entire bar is made from lime jello!

#monsterdon #Krull

I should start telling strangers who introduce themselves to me "Not impressive, but adequate"

#Monsterdon

Ahhh, Santa the Green.

#monsterdon #krull

We just went more than 5 minutes without a musical score. This is unacceptable. #Monsterdon #krull

No no guys, this is the Holy Grail chamber, the Black Fortress is down the block

#Monsterdon

I was hoping for another female character. Alas.

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon mid-movie lore drop: ancient blood feud between the cyclopes and the slayers (o_O)

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

I think they've been entering this place for long enough

Is this Emerald City? #Monsterdon

If green glowing crevasse persists, consult a geologist. #monsterdon

His pants have stripes...? Stripes !? WTF?

#Monsterdon

Sir Gawain and the Green Boy

#Monsterdon #Krull

I am also a sad, solitary creature born to know when I will die.

#Monsterdon

@strangefour relatable

#monsterdon #krull

Cyclops are from a different planet!? Spacefaring cyclopses? Or did they hitch a ride with The Beast?
#Monsterdon #Krull

(magic green doorway)

I guess they really didn't get to use ILM for this one.

#Monsterdon

@brooke

Indeed -- I keep thinking he's going to lose a finger...

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon okay! When Spock did that move in Star Trek two, he went to pudding. These guys walk into a glowing fissure and have more adventure!

there are those who call me... tim? #monsterdon

wheee spiny rock
#monsterdon

@diazona Good point. Me too #Monsterdon

"IT'S A LOVELY SPLIT LEVEL, AND IN GOOD CONDITION SINCE YOU AREN'T LOOKING FOR A FIXER-UPPER"

#monsterdon #Krull

I can't believe they split the party.

#Monsterdon

Like, is this movie the space-balls-ification of LOTR?

#Monsterdon

The Black Beast of Aaaaaaargh is due any moment....

#Monsterdon

Voyeur Cyclops watches from a distance.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This movie looks SO good on my TV, I do so miss full vibrant color. 😖
#Krull

whoah, sweet green laser rock.

or are they climbing INTO the eggs from aliens. #monsterdon

Taking some cues from Star Trek: CAVES!

#Monsterdon #Krull

wasn't that the tree door they went through at the end of the good place?

#monsterdon

Was waiting for the fidget spinner to finally show. #Monsterdon (still behind)

this reminds me of WILLOW except I'm at all engaged in what's going on (idk, it wasn't for me)

#Monsterdon

Into the ecto cooler dimension, king-boy!

#monsterdon #krull

the more i see of this really the more i understand how the 1990s D&D movie happened

#monsterdon #Krull

The old man in this #Monsterdon reminds me of the crazy grandpa in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

@mmezabet "RADA darling, RADA...." #Monsterdon

Every time I see Ergo, I want to start singing "Bravely, bold Sir Robin, drew forth from Camelot..."

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

I think Robbie Coltraine is now riding the oldman's second horsie, and the leader of these bandits or whatever is on his other horsie and I don't think the crew was paying attention to whose horsie was where half the time but wow I love them all

Is this like a reverse space parody of LOTR?

#Monsterdon

Speak friend and enter!

#Monsterdon #Krull

Landing party is away. I repeat, landing party is away.

The crew stands relieved.

That is all.

#Monsterdon

Chekov's time of ones own death.

#monsterdon

A case for practical effects and location scouting. #Krull is a beautiful film.

#Monsterdon

Gandalf is here #monsterdon

Lonely cyclops wants to talk to people but doesn't know how to start a conversation.
#Monsterdon #Krull

To be fair, they also traded that eye for their amazing uni-brow.

#monsterdon #krull

Don’t use the Glaive until you’re in a controlled environment with a combatant so we don’t lose or break the prop.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

I'm not sure depth perception is worth knowing how you will die. #monsterdon

This is a hot mess. Did Trump produce this film? #monsterdon

Ooh, now I want raisins. In my brain case or ont.

#monsterdon

This movie is actually very beautifully shot despite being silly #monsterdon

@b He did say he had no kingdom, didn't he?

#monsterdon

@Taweret very good. Cheese pairs well with this...different cheese. #Monsterdon

We'd best make the most of this horse budget.

#Monsterdon #Krull

I wonder if Ynyr is the prophet or whatever that they have to seek. That monologue made it seem like that's what we're moving towards here

#Monsterdon

"Right between the ....eye! #Monsterdon

@georgieboy
Still sounds like it must be a small kingdom. Though after the battle, maybe a bit smaller.

#monsterdon

Sons are irrelevant to Liam Neeson. He doesn't go ham until he has a daughter. This was given to me to know. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are these Chekov's gooseberries?

*boop*

#Monsterdon

"The Rocks are alive... with the Glaive of Music..."

< Ahhh- ahh -ahh -ahh >

#Monsterdon

@Taweret But they have five-arm pointy fidget spinners #monsterdon

@Taweret You'll never be able to follow the rest.

#Monsterdon

Damn. I was hoping he'd faint transform into a ferret or something.

#monsterdon #krull

Okay. So, this dude just reached into…*checks notes* lava to pull out the Glaive? He trusted it, for sure, I guess. Now he is ready.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

That's how you make an entrance. #monsterdon #krull

I guess living in a world of laser guns and wizards would be neat but I'd still rather have internet

#monsterdon

Wow, that orchestra is working harder than he is. Great landscape! #Monsterdon (i’m still behind)

Desperate men = incels #monsterdon

@brooke

The castle sets are my favorite thing about this movie, I think. Some of them are just amazing. Very Hieronomous Boschian, IMHO.

They must have been wild to build.

#Monsterdon #Krull

@b I think he said Lord Marshal plural, so maybe there's several?

#monsterdon

lord god, can't we just leave him passed out by the side of the road please? #monsterdon

Our wizard's kind of a liability here, huh. #Monsterdon

Cyclops whirrs!? #Monsterdon

CYCLOPS LOOMING OVER ALL! #monsterdon

Thief dude speaks so much common sense, and then everyone just blows it off.

"We have freedom, and Fame is an empty purse."

It was a great speech, perhaps the best in the whole film so far, and then they're all like "meh, sure, we'll go be cannon fodder for ye."

#monsterdon

"unpaid army"
thank you,, Hagrid.

#Monsterdon

I'VE STILL GOT MY EYE ON YOU

#Monsterdon #KRULL

Thieves, bandits fighters, brawlers, scoundrels, scallywags, rascals, reprobates, ne'er-do-wells.

#monsterdon

Climb ev’ry mountain…

#Monsterdon #Krull1983