Youβre hysterical my dear. Here have some laudanum. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Gaslighting asshole.
Torch / Light going dark at the wrong moment trope. #Monsterdon
LOOK AT THE BONES!. Crikey.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan
The actress playing Glauben is named Ivonne Sentis. Wasn't "SENTIS" in that cryptic note they discovered via magic lantern? #monsterdon
Ah yes nothing will ever go wrong when an innocent young woman ventures into the dark on her own without a working flashlight or any experience with spelunking #monsterdon
god i fucking hate ads so much. i should have just watched on my computer lmao
Kudos to whoever located the caverns for the film or built the set as those caverns look very good. #Monsterdon
That was some very warm quicksand. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth
No you didnβt do not bring no replacement bulbs for the journey to the middle of the earth #Monsterdon
Okay, that's the lightning sand. We've seen the lizards of unusual size. Still waiting on the flame spurts.
#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan
i say sheep!!
Oh no, not quicksand!!!
Number Nine Number Nine
#Monsterdon kiddo: βsheβs really gonna want to wash her hair after this!β
#monsterdon the cave cauliflour is delicious, but we'll need those gas masks again soon
I like their dynamo powered lanterns. #monsterdon
"I'm sure we'll find some good water later on."
And then they found water that was filled with bacteria never seen on the surface of the earth for millions of years.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan
Quicksand?!?
She canβt die first, sheβs too fabulous #Monsterdon
Did it look to anyone else like the actress was straight up turning the flashlight switch off for the 'light dims off effect' before acting surprised? #monsterdon
why did this lady leave the tour group again? #monsterdon
What is that? What is it? What could it be?
Picnic?!? #Monsterdon
but they never did find the orchestra that was obviously hanging around every corner of this cave. #monsterdon
Glauben's hair is one of the better parts of the production, so she's right to worry about being able to wash it #monsterdon
Axel is such a pill. For Glauben's sake I hope he knows how to play the mouth organ. #Monsterdon
I hope we get a proper payoff at the end when Hans gets more sheep than he can ... whatever he does with sheep
Did I imagine it, or was there a secret Eric Idle watching them from the shadows earlier
props again to the location scout
shooting in this cave must've been some real work
well that certainly was a "heads I win, tails you lose" deliberation
aw a little buddy!
all i'm saying is we better get like an illustrated animation overlay card of their journey into the center of the earth with some narration to pass some of the journey along #monsterdon
what does he need all these sheep for, exactly-- no, nevermind, don't wanna know. #monsterdon
#monsterdon "Mrph Mrrph Mrrph MRRPH" Best dialog from the bellhop so far. Too bad nobody else will know the medic is a spy.
Hans is such a complex character. Sheep or no sheep. #Monsterdon
BAAAAAAAAAAAA ...D DECISION
Sheep to you as well, good sir. #Monsterdon
That is one icky looking cave
What is it with this guy and sheep #monsterdon
"Are you all right?"
"I will be, when I can get my hair washed"
oh Goblin #monsterdon
Mask muffling everything feels like the most accurate part of the movie so far. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Scientist disregarded! Including by himself!
that's some mediocre soundtrak
#monsterdon
@jammerb I hope he's on skates! #monsterdon
turn back like cowards you cowards!
What are you, Sheeple!!!!
#Monsterdon
The Watcher in the Water!
Monsterβs like, βHey guys! :3β #monsterdon
Reptile sighting! Presumed a large reptile.
by the rule of "the only one who knows what they're doing dies first," the geologist dies first
For the Sheep!
#monsterdon
gas masks, I didn't realize these scientists were Freaks #monsterdon
KAIJU! KAIJU! KAIJU! π²
" gee do you think we should go check out the screams that could only possibly be one of the members of our party since there's no other humans around for miles?"
#Monsterdon Note to self, do not assist pretty woman claiming she is looking for her monacle.
Man you know Hans is gonna die first :/ #Monsterdon
One of those cave storms my grampa used to tell me about. #Monsterdon
@jonny@neuromatch.social Heck, I think they're still above sea level at this point.
#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan
#Monsterdon Man where were those masks in the pandemic. Also why bother talking in those things?
this is an incredibly well lit cave system
Ahhh, what a cutie dinosaur!
#Monsterdon
YESSSSSS RUBBER MONSTER SIGHTING :D #Monsterdon
#monsterdon If this is movie is an argument for colonizing interior earth, Im not on board just yet.
If I was an explorer I would simply not drop things #monsterdon
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THROUGH THAT MASK!
Oh hey, with the masks on we can't hear the dialogue
:D :D :D #Monsterdon
oh good they're putting the masks on, as if it wasn't hard enough to understand them already #monsterdon
THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE HOBBITS!
WELP their guide book is gone, expeditionβs doomed, time to go home! #monsterdon
hey we got us a monster!
They are going through "hardship"
When does the gravity reverse? :WikiThink:
You have all the water with one person? And itβs not tied to a backpack. Yep, they are running for the Darwin Award. #Monsterdon
Yeah, maybe don't take out valuable paper items in high speed winds, Professor Dumbass
Natural-occurring dry ice pits are so rare. #Monsterdon
And then they died.
Everyone knows it's extremely windy in underground caverns #monsterdon
#monsterdon They're stupidly trying to get to the earths core. Lol
@davesdogmaggie THAT'S who it's making me think about
okay basically everyone in this excursion is sharing the idiot stick equally #monsterdon
@brooke Barely enough room for 60 days worth of chewing gum #monsterdon
goddammit it I could type faster i'd've called that book going away
Is that Mads Mikkelson? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "It must be sundown by now."
You were going on a trip of 6,000 KM. What did you expect for duration?
*tastes water* "sulfuric, with a subtle nose of bat urine..." #monsterdon
so they're trying to get themselves killed right?
Ah, the nostrils of Mount Sniffles #Monsterdon
weeks! means! sheep!
This water, it's bad. There's no bubbles and it doesn't have an essence of lime. #monsterdon
I guess nobody thought to bring a pocketwatch? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon wait a second did she say 75 degrees centigrade?! did I mishear because thatβs, uh, youβre dead.
Clumsy professor, if you weren't so drunk for this expedition....