You’re hysterical my dear. Here have some laudanum. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gaslighting asshole.

Torch / Light going dark at the wrong moment trope. #Monsterdon

LOOK AT THE BONES!. Crikey.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

The actress playing Glauben is named Ivonne Sentis. Wasn't "SENTIS" in that cryptic note they discovered via magic lantern? #monsterdon

Ah yes nothing will ever go wrong when an innocent young woman ventures into the dark on her own without a working flashlight or any experience with spelunking #monsterdon

cave toots

but do they federate?

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

god i fucking hate ads so much. i should have just watched on my computer lmao

#Monsterdon

Kudos to whoever located the caverns for the film or built the set as those caverns look very good. #Monsterdon

That was some very warm quicksand. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

No you didn’t do not bring no replacement bulbs for the journey to the middle of the earth #Monsterdon

Okay, that's the lightning sand. We've seen the lizards of unusual size. Still waiting on the flame spurts.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

i say sheep!!

#Monsterdon

Oh no, not quicksand!!!

#Monsterdon

Number Nine Number Nine

#monsterdon
#JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

"Uncle Otto? Axel? Hans?!"

Chief? McCloud!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon kiddo: “she’s really gonna want to wash her hair after this!”

#monsterdon the cave cauliflour is delicious, but we'll need those gas masks again soon

I like their dynamo powered lanterns. #monsterdon

"I'm sure we'll find some good water later on."
And then they found water that was filled with bacteria never seen on the surface of the earth for millions of years.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

Quicksand?!?

#Monsterdon

She can’t die first, she’s too fabulous #Monsterdon

Did it look to anyone else like the actress was straight up turning the flashlight switch off for the 'light dims off effect' before acting surprised? #monsterdon

why did this lady leave the tour group again? #monsterdon

What is that? What is it? What could it be?

#monsterdon

Picnic?!? #Monsterdon

whup torch went out

so much for air

g'night everybody!

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

but they never did find the orchestra that was obviously hanging around every corner of this cave. #monsterdon

Glauben's hair is one of the better parts of the production, so she's right to worry about being able to wash it #monsterdon

Axel is such a pill. For Glauben's sake I hope he knows how to play the mouth organ. #Monsterdon

I hope we get a proper payoff at the end when Hans gets more sheep than he can ... whatever he does with sheep

#Monsterdon

Did I imagine it, or was there a secret Eric Idle watching them from the shadows earlier

#Monsterdon

props again to the location scout

shooting in this cave must've been some real work

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

well that certainly was a "heads I win, tails you lose" deliberation

#monsterdon

#TeamSheep

#Monsterdon

aw a little buddy!

#Monsterdon

all i'm saying is we better get like an illustrated animation overlay card of their journey into the center of the earth with some narration to pass some of the journey along #monsterdon

what does he need all these sheep for, exactly-- no, nevermind, don't wanna know. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Mrph Mrrph Mrrph MRRPH" Best dialog from the bellhop so far. Too bad nobody else will know the medic is a spy.

Hans is such a complex character. Sheep or no sheep. #Monsterdon

BAAAAAAAAAAAA ...D DECISION

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

Sheep to you as well, good sir. #Monsterdon

That is one icky looking cave

#monsterdon

What is it with this guy and sheep #monsterdon

"Are you all right?"
"I will be, when I can get my hair washed"
oh Goblin #monsterdon

Mask muffling everything feels like the most accurate part of the movie so far. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Scientist disregarded! Including by himself!

that's some mediocre soundtrak
#monsterdon

@jammerb I hope he's on skates! #monsterdon

turn back like cowards you cowards!

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

What are you, Sheeple!!!!
#Monsterdon

The Watcher in the Water!

#Monsterdon

Monster’s like, “Hey guys! :3” #monsterdon

Reptile sighting! Presumed a large reptile.

#Monsterdon

by the rule of "the only one who knows what they're doing dies first," the geologist dies first

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

For the Sheep!
#monsterdon

gas masks, I didn't realize these scientists were Freaks #monsterdon

KAIJU! KAIJU! KAIJU! 🐲

#Monsterdon

" gee do you think we should go check out the screams that could only possibly be one of the members of our party since there's no other humans around for miles?"

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

#Monsterdon Note to self, do not assist pretty woman claiming she is looking for her monacle.

Man you know Hans is gonna die first :/ #Monsterdon

owo what's this

uwu a big lizard

#monsterdon

One of those cave storms my grampa used to tell me about. #Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Heck, I think they're still above sea level at this point.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

#Monsterdon Man where were those masks in the pandemic. Also why bother talking in those things?

this is an incredibly well lit cave system

#monsterdon

Ahhh, what a cutie dinosaur!
#Monsterdon

YESSSSSS RUBBER MONSTER SIGHTING :D #Monsterdon

#MONSTERdon !

#monsterdon If this is movie is an argument for colonizing interior earth, Im not on board just yet.

If I was an explorer I would simply not drop things #monsterdon

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THROUGH THAT MASK!

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, with the masks on we can't hear the dialogue

:D :D :D #Monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnCRbKyn1KY

#Monsterdon

oh good they're putting the masks on, as if it wasn't hard enough to understand them already #monsterdon

THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE HOBBITS!

#Monsterdon

WELP their guide book is gone, expedition’s doomed, time to go home! #monsterdon

hey we got us a monster!

#monsterdon

They are going through "hardship"

#monsterdon

When does the gravity reverse? :WikiThink:

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

You have all the water with one person? And it’s not tied to a backpack. Yep, they are running for the Darwin Award. #Monsterdon

Yeah, maybe don't take out valuable paper items in high speed winds, Professor Dumbass

#Monsterdon

Natural-occurring dry ice pits are so rare. #Monsterdon

And then they died.

#monsterdon

Everyone knows it's extremely windy in underground caverns #monsterdon

#monsterdon They're stupidly trying to get to the earths core. Lol

@davesdogmaggie THAT'S who it's making me think about

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

okay basically everyone in this excursion is sharing the idiot stick equally #monsterdon

@brooke Barely enough room for 60 days worth of chewing gum #monsterdon

goddammit it I could type faster i'd've called that book going away

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

Is that Mads Mikkelson? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "It must be sundown by now."

You were going on a trip of 6,000 KM. What did you expect for duration?

*tastes water* "sulfuric, with a subtle nose of bat urine..." #monsterdon

so they're trying to get themselves killed right?

#monsterdon

Ah, the nostrils of Mount Sniffles #Monsterdon

weeks! means! sheep!

#Monsterdon

This water, it's bad. There's no bubbles and it doesn't have an essence of lime. #monsterdon

I guess nobody thought to bring a pocketwatch? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait a second did she say 75 degrees centigrade?! did I mishear because that’s, uh, you’re dead.

Clumsy professor, if you weren't so drunk for this expedition....

#monsterdon