Don't split the party! #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

Glauben cleaned up real nice

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Farty water. #Monsterdon

"He Obviously belongs to the human race."

Good work.

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Wow stupid on top of stupid.

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only one of the olsen twins has survived the exposition thus far

#monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

maybe the professor will get eaten by a dinosaur for his sins #monsterdon

Things just got very weird. #Monsterdon

Is that the Flubber sound?

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

#Monsterdon How many times has this story been remade?

Hans is believed immediately, but our lovely leading lady is just there to be pretty and be put down. #Monsterdon

New love interest has appeared. He will die towards the end, after tension with Axel over Glauben. #monsterdon

@howler0502 #monsterdon after dark

Well, now we know they're only ten miles in.

Finally met Mr. Watching Eyes, too.

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"Shhh" don't spook the water. It might run away. #monsterdon

#monsterdon El Profesor

Somewhere Saknussen's shaking his head at this dimwit Otto #monsterdon

#Monsterdon HAHAHA new smart ass guy!

lmao it sounds like the "what do djs actually do" song

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wait they're only 10 miles down? they, uhh, aren't actually gonna make it to the center at this rate are they #monsterdon

hans just earned another sheep

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@howler0502 or even a sequel

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@amyfou
Totally with you on this!

#Monsterdon

Peaceful ominous organ and flute music? What am I supposed to feel here movie? The song is waffling between fear and awe.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

Olsen has serious psychopath energy

#Monsterdon

professor complete dick is highly in character, i'll give him that

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Why are they letting him use tools? #Monsterdon

Water slide scene coming up! #Monsterdon

Ulcer? Call me Ulcer?

#monsterdon

so pleased to find this movie is about to fuck this guy right up. A+ #monsterdon

That professor is a marvel of fitness #Monsterdon

agggh this mansplainy guy is going to get them killed #Monsterdon

"Now Hans, I'm a big headed ol' professor and I've only caused, what two or three catastrophes so far? I think I know what I'm do-AAAAAAAAAUGH" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Tommy knockers!!

#monsterdon Lol those echoes thoooooO

Never thought the center of the Earth would be so well lit

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Where did the blue-eyed Rasputin guy come from?!? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Several species of small furry animals gathered in a cave and grooving with a pict with a pict with a pict with a

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo let's get out of here let's get out of here let's get out of here let's get out of here

#Monsterdon

Hans has discovered an underground stream! And a small mostly naked chap who keeps muttering about his Precious! Has anyone seen a Ring?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The professor isn’t sexist. He’s just horribly arrogant to everyone!

I'm Jonathan Knoxville III, and this is Shoot the Cave #monsterdon

At this rate it'll take years to travel 6500 km #monsterdon

In Pepe LePew voice:

"I I I"
" Love Love Love"
"You You You"

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Maybe you all should have packed some FUCKING WATER
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I thought he was German, not American. #monsterdon

So much like in the book: Hans is the only really useful one #monsterdon

wah tah!! #monsterdon

Apparently one way they saved on luggage was by not bringing a change of clothes.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

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I'm calling it now. Gauben dumps Axel for Hans.

@aburka It must have KILLED you waiting to post that one. #Monsterdon

that'll doo doo doooo let's get no wait dooo dooo no wait let's get out

the EDM hit of 189whatever

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You know, Arne Saknussemm's book might have warned you about a possible collapse ... if you hadn't lost the book.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon KeEp in MiND LaDS ThAT ThEsE TiMeS WeRe RACIST.

surely to god they at least brought some whisky right? RIGHT?!

#monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

hans is digging for sheep. he's gonna get his reward one way or the next. #monsterdon

Hans? Where are you? I hear singing! It sounds like "down down to goblin town, DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN...."

#Monsterdon

Seriously why did they need that explosion though? Seemed completely gratuitous #monsterdon

i am sitting in a room

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Ok, maybe everyone hush for a sec #monsterdon

Nothing else for it. We'll need to kill and eat Axel. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

They should send uncle Otto home. He can’t be trusted. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Very attractive flowstone formations #monsterdon

"my god, there are extras in this cave! they're saying... peas and carrots..." #monsterdon

Well, Hans didn't shoot first. #monsterdon

oh god he's just gonna lecture endlessly to himself to hear his own voice #monsterdon

Any second now, a creepy voice is gonna say "WIIIIIIINSTOOOOOOOON" #Monsterdon

How did she get clean when they haven’t found water yet? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope this movie isn't racist

@strangefour Her name is Glauben. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

Well she got her wish to wash her hair #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm glad the scary cave people in this movie are nice, or at least include some nice people. Not all cave people should be mean.

Follow me for more well developed hot takes.

can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now? can you hear me now?

#monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

That's right shoot a gun off, brilliant

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Weird high-pitched noises? Aw man, that's WANDA Saknussemm D: #Monsterdon #MST3k #AlienFromLA

Tis but a scratch #monsterdon

these are cool caves tho

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If it gets racist I'm out y'all

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It'd be cool if she had a man scream, lololol.

Glauben got the echo to say Doo doo

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@fluffy@plush.city The fact that a woman said something is enough for him to become immediately convinced of the opposite.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

Man: Maybe there is someone here?
My god, you maybe right!
#Monsterdon

"It sounds like voices! Human voices!"

God I hope it doesn't get racist (it's probably gonna get racist)

#Monsterdon

i came in about 30 minutes late but i already hate the entire cast #Monsterdon

Always a good idea to split up the party #monsterdon #D&D

Uncle Otto sure doesn't want to believe that someone actually saved his niece's life. #monsterdon

Doubt we will pass the Bechdel test tonight. Two women so far, but one was a scowling servant. The odds aren't good. #Monsterdon

more cave as(s)

this place is loaded with cave as(s)!

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

The problem with an adventuring party of this size is you don't have a buffer zone of redshirts to protect the main characters and die off first. #Monsterdon

(wondering orchestral music) is a great subtitle

#Monsterdon

Just like Ghost, the mud vanishes at scene change.

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Another film like Aliens, where nobody listens to the smart woman, who ends up being right the whole time? #monsterdon

good thing they brought 60 days' worth of clothing changes #monsterdon

:D #Monsterdon shut up again

@RobynGoodfellow THAT'S a euphemism where's my red card gif :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

Yes. Do shut up. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

She’s all clean again :(#Monsterdon

oh do shut up. thank you. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Use an ad blocking browser, it'll help with reducing ads

can we throw uncle otto into the pit? #Monsterdon