Hansel? Hansel!? HANSEL!
Oh just Hans. Never mind.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

The bowels of the Earth sounds like the 60's

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If it’s so warm why do I see your breath, huh stupid? #Monsterdon

... ten days of water for four people in two canteen, right.

Ooooh! Spooky eyes watching!

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#Monsterdon Provisions always include water, so the separation is just weird.

#monsterdon This dude's being a sissy he should go down.

"Oh, we've lost the water!" That was two canteens, only like one part in forty of their water.

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MAN DON'T SLURP THE CAVE WATER what the fuck there's THINGS in there #Monsterdon

how the sheep man has the best quotes?
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Ah yes, totally a good idea for the water to all be carried by the bumbling klutz #monsterdon

Dude nearly falls to his death farting around with his light on the ladder. Nobody batted an eye. Not a remark, not a gasp, nothing. If anything, they were disappointed. #monsterdon

this is why they had to go back to germany for the book, the professor wrote down the solutions to the trials so he wouldn't have to remember them. #monsterdon

Seriously though that episode was wild: #monsterdon

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Last_of_Morocco

just put on your little hat and get in the dang hole

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they're trying to scare us with those onlooking eyes watching them like it's some kind of center of the earth creature guy but they are basically still on the surface of the earth so that's just a normal wild man survivalist type #monsterdon

He has no idea Hans could snap him like a twig. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon :hamster_dance: The lad's all right, it's dark as night, *clap clap clap clap* Deep in the bowls of Iceland.

i wonder what the long beard book guy is up to now #monsterdon

yeah it seems like we're 100% gonna die and we should not do this

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No, he meant stage left! #Monsterdon

Is.... Is that Beaker I hear? :beaker:

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

Don't call it off or anything, I mean it's only water

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how they know it's safe to remove the masks? it was the fact there wasn't anymore skulls.

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#Monsterdon My Ashley Book of Knots has some rope ladder designs that don't look like the movie prop.

A maze of twisty passages, all alike #monsterdon

"but wait this book was written when they used Julian left, now we use Gregorian left"

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Now I’m just distracted thinking of the time Jules Verne showed up in Transformers to take a recurring villain off to romance in the future. #monsterdon

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jules_Verne

@r343l ah yes, that classic knot that can sustain human body weight but unravels when you pull it with less than that. #monsterdon

"provisions for sixty days, and water for ten" ... must be in that Box of Holding Hans is carrying on his shoulder.

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"We had provisions for sixty days..."

By which he meant, "we planned to cook Hans as soon as we ran out of trail mix."

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i think i read a comic book about this story. Spain is chockfull of caves, i wonder where they shot this.

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Oh good, an exciting adventure is about to ensue. That'll be refreshing #monsterdon

Right let's drink from the untested cavern water 🤢
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shouldn't we have packed water and food to survive...
SHUT UP nerd!
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I half expect all of them to start looking around when the narrator speaks, kind of like a Muppets skit.

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Dude we just watched you buy all this crap. Shut Up already. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

Is his name Axhole, because that would be perfect. #Monsterdon

That wasn't a no #monsterdon

@jonny well if it’s like the lord of the rings they can just yank hard. #monsterdon

Are you sure that the valcano isn't going to erupted in...
SHUT up Nerd!!
#Monsterdon

This actress looks like if Audrey Hepburn was even more frail and wispy, there's no way she's making it to the center of the earth

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Well, glad nobody on this team is panning out to be a liability

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@Zerofactorial Exposition says yes!

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if what I've learned about geology from Minecraft is correct, they only have to go about 128 m before they hit bottom

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love her adventure apparel #Monsterdon

"Now throw us the ladder, and jump!"

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I read this like 45 years ago. I don't remember a whole lot about it. Did it start with a wager?

yeah, i wouldn't worry about the volcano. the fall is gonna kill you

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Did they bring enough food for weeks of expeditioning? Wouldn't want to count on living off the bowels of the earth #monsterdon

I don’t know if I’d call it an “exciting” adventure yet but these are Victorians, so… #monsterdon

great that was their one rope ladder. only 99.99999% of the way to go. #monsterdon

There is too much random pointing of guns so far and we haven't even gotten to the hollow Earth. filled with monsters.
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Hansel’s boots are brand new. My disbelief is no longer suspended. #Monsterdon

@BsCreativeLife He's not thoughtful? #ChecksNotes #Monsterdon

So, when do we get to some Kaiju? I know they live in the center of the world
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#Monsterdon 🌏 ⛏️ 😱

Hans, I don't think these people are trustworthy afterall

Rock climbing Joel.
Rock climbing Servo.
Rock climbing #monsterdon

if you need to have a narrator tell the audience the adventure is exciting, the adventure is not, in fact, exciting

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

yeah the rope ladder is the point where i would nope out

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Is her hat glued on? That wind should have snatched it right quick. #Monsterdon

I hope their ladder is long enough to reach the center of the Earth. #monsterdon

Suddenly narrated? #Monsterdon

This Professor… I hope he dies first. #Monsterdon

how long a ladder did they bring?

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I'm assuming there is special European wind that affects only sideburns but not hats

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#Monsterdon Joining late because of a Mother's Day call, but it's off to a good start, dumbly going down into a big damn crater.

He must have died 2/3 of the way through carving the word "ASS"! #Monsterdon

I would have had some doubt TBH
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ASS is a rather daring tag. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

#Monsterdon It’s like watching the Fellowship of the Ring but half the fellowship and no fighting so far.

Ahhh, the bubbling craters of ecto cooler, sourced from deep within the earth...

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AS(S)

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

@moira maybe swiss, too. But it’s called Tirolerhut #Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith @blogdiva Ah lovely. I don't recognize any of the cast names #monsterdon

He had but one idea―but that one being "Sheep,"
the good scientist engaged him at once.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

Hide and seek in a museum sounds like the perfect date to me. 🧐
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

"...it's deeper than I thought"
<Steve Carrell gif>

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

"It's deeper than I thought!"

Friend, you're going to the center of the Earth.

#monsterdon

I have to step away to put the chickens to bed. But I doubt I'm going to miss anything important... #Monsterdon

alternatively they didn't get around to writing the second S #monsterdon

hey Goblin do those culottes come in plus size, asking for a friend #monsterdon

"See those white vapors ..." Yellow, sir.

Movie does get points for finding reasonably appropriate and interesting locations.

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"I never had the slightest doubt"

He did though, he did....

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Hans: You will owe me SO MANY SHEEP. Let's DO IT.

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This is unusually coherent and high-budget for a #Monsterdon offering…

That wind is trying as hard as it can to take off those sideburns.

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And so Frodo and the Fellowship began their journey to the bowels of the middle earth. #Monsterdon

Oh lord please no, no narrator. #Monsterdon

@moira I think the brush is more Tyrol/Austria #Monsterdon

@strangefour IMDB says "Glauben"

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@DragonHunterD a hybrid? #monsterdon

“We must hire Hans! He’s got skills .”

“Whittling and smoking a pipe?”

“Precisely! You’re hired, Hans!”
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"Weeks means sheep, I'll come"

That's just some grade-A writing, that is

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they really did make her climb this whole ass mountain in those heels. rude. #monsterdon

Meanwhile on the trek, they pass Luke and Ray, four different Doctors Whos...

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But also the lady character is not carrying her fair share. #monsterdon

This movie's soundtrack is like if The Starfighters was about hiking instead of mid-air jet refueling. #Monsterdon

Nice cinematography with the cliffs and walking, though the music doesn’t fit for the pastoral nature. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon My nephew is in Iceland right now. I'll check with him for music cues during hikes.

high on a hill was a group of honkeys, la de o de la he o de la hee hooo #monsterdon