@Taweret so, lettuce leaves?

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#monsterdon and this must be the Gamera factory

Now it's raining underground????? #monsterdon

that doesn't look anything like a fuckin whale!!

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poor Hans, always doing the hard job, never to complain. If there's a hero on this movie, is the hairy chest man.
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@apLundell the high-pitched call they were making was pretty annoying to be fair #monsterdon

I just realized that it sure was convenient that there were those big logs for Hans to build the raft, in an environment where we haven't seen a single tree

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god i love the underwater hand puppets lmao

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At this juncture I'd like to mention that the Galapagos tortoises were one of my favourite things to see at the zoo as a kid, where we would go every year on my birthday. (The first, of course, was the orangutans.)

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Killer Turtles! #Monsterdon

A catastrophe?

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meanwhile, Hans leaving without them. the only smart man. #monsterdon

So I must have missed when they activated the lightroot, but where's the Zonai tools cache?

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#monsterdon Lol Battling too the death underwater?

an edit of this movie where after every time Axel declares something, you hear Ron Howard saying "it wasn't" #monsterdon

Oh no, creatures! 😥

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Good thing they brought Glauben so they have someone to rescue every few minutes. #monsterdon

do you like turtles?

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I'm so tired of these motherfucking dinosaurs on my motherfucking raft

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2 friends!

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@jonny @lytta and they're

R-selected every oooo-o-o-o-one
R-selected they're breedin' 'em by the tonne!

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"What's he got in the box" "How'd he make an explosion" Occam's Razor, dude -- he's got a Pokemon in there. Fire-type, probably. #Monsterdon

"their prey?" they're tortoises

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CREATURES!!

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where did he get the chef's coat??? #LetHimCook #monsterdon

TURTLES #monsterdon

Where are they keeping all their clothes? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

@nev Yeah, the acting is terrible and I'd like to brain the characters, but the props and effects are great :D #Monsterdon

@lytta must be r-selected species and there are actually millions of them just below the surface #monsterdon

CREATURE!!

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Thee reptile is just enjoying a refreshing dip in the water too, no need to get hostile #monsterdon

oh what a nice little friend!

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@DragonHunterD To be fair there weren't any strange and unusual creatures right in the specific part of the water she was jumping into

/s

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Very much 19th century scientists. They just saw a dinosaur alive and well, but they're excited about going ashore to find fossils. #monsterdon

GAMERA IS A FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! #Monsterdon

now this scene is also like my eclipse trip because there were a lot of lizards at my friend's cabin, and two got in a fight right after the totality ended #monsterdon

Well. I *loved* that monster with ever fiber of my heart. Rest in peace you magnificent rubber bastard

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#monsterdon The Dinosaur

oh they got the set level again, nice job team

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Axel: Well Olsen, what do your books have to say about my improvised crop top? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Their raft looks like it's sinking already.

@Zerofactorial Grandpa says there is, also with the barking spiders #Monsterdon

for such a strong weather that's a pretty stable raft! what they got on that thing, a gyroscope?
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ah yes, a living dinosaur, let's kill it

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Yes, jump into the water where there are strange and unusual creatures. Naturally the woman lacks any sense #Monsterdon

All of a sudden Olsen becomes Sir Richard Attenborough

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Axel: it looks like a giant whale!

Did he lose his glasses? #Monsterdon

those are two cool rubberduckies #Monsterdon

We've got to get out of here, give me your rifle?

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#Monsterdon Magic dragons are fighting. c'mon guys, hug it out.

@blue they said something but I missed what it was
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You’ll be much safer on our barely seaworthy raft my dear. #Monsterdon

They’re really workin this underwater fight #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

Depth charges? WHY!? Why are you trying to blow up the hollow earth cave?
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Kaiju! Very rubbery handpuppet kaiju, but Kaiju nonetheless.

Oh, twins!

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Putting a sail on the raft would seem to me to be a waste of time unless there's a subterranean wind #monsterdon

Wait, Olsen is like in arm’s reach. Why are they talking like a bunch of mean girls? #Monsterdon

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@aburka @Taweret
Tis the monster in #Monsterdon!

"...it's just a flesh wound"

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#monsterdon The teacher's pet is a brat too.

oh we have TWO monster friends, cool!

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#monsterdon Monster spotted!!!!

Wow. These effects... It's hard to believe this came out AFTER Star Wars.
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The dinosaurs kind of have muppet mouth syndrome.

OMG we now have a new winner for worst Kaiju puppet in a #monsterdon film. #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

THAT is a _splendid_ monster. You all can go to hell. #Monsterdon

Did I miss them explaining the sunlight? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon After the pointless mushroom interlude, we learn that the water in this cave realm have healing properties. Then we sail off on the raft that Mr Whittle Pipe built. I use the term "sail" loosely as it looks like the raft is pretty much just floating there idly.

We catch a fish and Mr Whittle Pipe cooks it. Mr. Whittle Pipe in this movie is an allegory for the entire working class, doing every single job somehow except explaining things and getting injured.

A goofy sea monster! Quick, everyone fire your guns at Globin!!

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MONSTER BUDDY IS BACK!

HEY PAL! #monsterdon

amazing. amazing. perfect. no notes.

🐉

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“Let’s just stand under this giant poison-bearing mushroom while I take my time explaining how dangerous it is to stand under the giant poison-bearing mushrooms.” #monsterdon

I love this monster with every fiber of my heart

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Do you hear that princess? They're the shrieking eels... #monsterdon

That's a Third Doctor-grade dinosaur I'd say. Definitely Fop Doctor action right here.

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yeah, go ahead and shoot it, with Miss Gruben like 6 feet from it. at least she'll be free of this movie. #monsterdon

I'm so hungry for this rubber fish #monsterdon

monster fight!

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@neia while none of this makes any physical sense, IF there were magically another landscape deep below the surface, it would essentially be a much smaller sphere and thus take less time to move between longitude and latitude coordinates #monsterdon

Yes! Yes!

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YAY MONSTER I LUB HIM #monsterdon

HELL YEAH DINOSAUR

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you didn't say this was a Godzilla movie @Taweret #monsterdon

Monster!!! Yeah!!
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@brooke badgers badgers badgers! #Monsterdon

They may have lost their canteens, but it's good to see the party's collection of matching patterned pants-vests combos remains unharmed. #Monsterdon

@fluffy the worm that ate part of his brain died tho

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It's clearly her job to position herself for rescue

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Is that a giant dookie monster? #Monsterdon

okay the gash on his forehead may have healed but the brain damage surely hasn't

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I think it's more that she's gonna give something indigestion. #Monsterdon

it's the screaming eels! and Andre's not here to punch them for you! #monsterdon

@paco it was deeply amusing #monsterdon

Go for a swim?

Lady, this is a sail boat. If you get off you'll be left behind.

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I have many notes about that raft. First the sail is barely drawing any wind, if any at all. That ocean looks flat as shit, no sign of wind at all. Also there is no centerboard so good luck heading up wind!
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Uh, how is Hans getting a sunburn down here?

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Hans has no shirts. Hans needs no shirts.

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#monsterdon i thought Hans was carrying a sheep but it was just his hairy back.