@amyfou Beauty Parlor At The Center of The Earth

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#monsterdon No Not TAday

Is that monkey a creep, started roaring when they said babies.
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WINTON DOES NOT APPROVE

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This scene was a metaphor for sex
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@JoeWynne I really hope it's not until the end of the movie because then none of this will actually have happened

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Giant monkey: I didn't say stop. #Monsterdon

Monkey! #Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

wait what were the lasers did i miss something?

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LOL ape #Monsterdon

"DID SOMEONE SAY BABIES? I LOVE BABIES, THEY'RE SO TENDER" #Monsterdon

Oh for fucks sake Globo cease your tiresome emotional labor
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It's okay! He just likes to watch! #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUNKEY MASK

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More like a peeping Kong, amirite? #Monsterdon

Ha! I laughed out loud at the ape! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i want to go to giant tortoise island

"Mon-key!" -Axel

(It was not a monkey.) (It was a giant giant ape.) #monsterdon

Strangest episode of Harry and the Hendersons ever.

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Shoutout to whoever is responsible for the score of this movie. It is so rich in drip and lift. Thank you. 🙏🏽
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@strangefour@retro.pizza They did show clouds at the top of the cave!

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"Oh hey, look at all the skeletons, let's hang around and shout at each other I'm sure glad this isn't ominous or suggestive in any way!" #Monsterdon

We've found the fake bone graveyard.

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so far none of these monsters have posed any threat. they didn't even seem to notice they were there...

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you know we're never finding our way home right? like we're gonna die down here. but yeah, cool trees i guess

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"We've discovered one of Kubrick's old sets!" #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

@srol I do like some of Glauben's outfits, even if they're not very practical for climbing down rope ladders. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

We're inside a Starfield game!

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Did their sail get set on fire by lasers? Is this turning into Yor, Hunter From the Future? Is this Yor's world?
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#Monsterdon Lumberjack Sheep Man would be a good band name.

Let' just hope Olsen fucked back off into the comment thread that spawned him

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#Monsterdon This is like some sorta #Godzilla #Kong prequel.

Gotta say, those tortoises have so far been the best part of the movie. #Monsterdon

The Big Gray Tarp that bounds their existence in the underworld

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I don't want to think about what kind of children those two would have. #monsterdon

Glauben: Under the Earth you have to expect the unexpected.

Otto: 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 yes of course, you're right my deer.
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once again, Hans the only one with sense, trying to save the wood. #monsterdon

Wasn't expecting hand-drawn negative scratches #monsterdon

🎞️ 🦖Have we seen evidence of where time began yet? 🕐

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why did they run from the tortoises i liked them!!

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#monsterdon kiddo: “it is literally your fault” (about the professor after the lady assures him it’s not his fault)

Hans, because the raft fell apart, we're going to have to dock your pay by one sheep

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A laser attack, just like pioneer director Georges Milies would have done #monsterdon

#monsterdon This reminds me of One Piece.

the mate was a shitty prussian man
the skipper was a tool
three passengers set sail that day
at the hands of a fool

(the hands of a fool)

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"look at this mess" yes, we've been watching the film, prof, do you have anything useful to say? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon :spinning_mushrooms: And we stiiiiiiil haven't fouuuuuuund what we're looking foooooooor.

deeply uncomfortable how much more on-screen chemistry glauben has with uncle otto than with axel #monsterdon

why are you scared of some fuckin tortoises??

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wow, big rainstorm AND their sail is on fire while soaking wet, how unlucky

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is this professor never fatigued, at least a little? #Monsterdon

The Mediterranean?!? They're really moving.

I mean, I guess that would make sense if they were near the core, but he said they were "a hundred miles down." #monsterdon

The sky is leaking! I guess? Or the clouds are on the roof of the cave? What is going on with hollow earth physics?
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@moira A tale of a tiny unseaworthy raft. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

Kiss a mutton chop today

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I watched a trailer for this, and there was a volcano erupting in it, just sayin...

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Wait, wait, did Olsen drown? #Monsterdon

Kong's little cousin looks angry
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#Monsterdon tempest in a teapot doesn't really match actual storms at sea. The random activity in the rain is not convincing me.

I fully expect a Willhelm scream at any moment now just to make this movie extra special. #Monsterdon

They’re all dead. #Monsterdon

Washed up on a beach. Is it time to start feeding fish to Cid?

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a tale of a fateful trip
that started from icelandic caves
aboard this tiny ship

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"they must have been man eating" says fuckin who??

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Crap. Axel's still alive. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

tort!!!

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man that must have been miserable to film, almost makes you feel sorry for them. almost. #monsterdon

Aw hell, they've washed up on the island from Myst 2 :/ #Monsterdon

I have a lot of questions re: that burning sail. #monsterdon

juuuuust sit right back and you'll hear a tale

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@paco @CactuarJoe It's Earth's surfaces all the way down

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Most of all, I feel sorry for the parking lot that was converted to the stormy sea for an afternoon.

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How did the props people create so many turtle shells, on top of all the mushrooms they had to build? Was there a deep pockets investor backing this production? #monsterdon

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ah yes, the giant flash tropical storm, that well-known underground phenomenon

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Ball lightning sets the sail on fire? Sure, why not

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Journey to the center of the earth EP31: dinosaur monsters,
EP32: giant turtles, EP33: rain …

strange episodal cuts here

uh, EP34: (continued EP33) fireballs #Monsterdon

Not expecting Romulans in this movie okay

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BALL LIGHTNING!

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#monsterdon Yea the fuck? They talk as if they expect the tortoise to be dead?

and how is there "weather" that far underground?

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More like The Tedious Journey to the Center of the Filler. (1977)

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Yes. YES! Torture those actors! Where's your method now?? #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

(tortoises squawking) -Journey to the Center of the Earth #SubtitleHallOfFame #monsterdon

targeted ball lightning strike, whoever is down there has advanced electromagnetic weaponry and with that i think it's time to go home #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hypothesis: near the very beginning of their cave entrance they all consumed way too many hallucinogens and that explains how we have a heavy rain & fire storm underground.

'just run around in very small circles and yell a lot' - the director, apparently

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"Can you imagine what would happen if they surrounded us to attack us" as they are surrounding you to (maybe) attack you

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those sure are some mammallian snoots on those ancient tortoises

also I guess otto is a giant tortoise whisperer now, too?

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The sound that Olsen's machine makes resembles a sound effect in some late 90s alt rock radio hit and I can't quite put my finger on it..... #monsterdon

So, to get away from the giant turtles, they... get back on the boat?

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this woman has saved his life like three times in this film. let's send HER to war, prussia wins everything, war over. #monsterdon

The subtitles just now:

(Howling wind drowns out speech)

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That storm would have sunk that raft, sorry not sorry
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is there an ice walrus in this movie? i miss the ice walrus

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That is a really big pool for the water scenes. The color of the water is odd though. Sorta tropical green but unsettlingly so.
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@CactuarJoe GUESS SO! #monsterdon

#monsterdon The teachers pet is Jealous of Olson?

Ah, 1970s flute.

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I've been on camping trips that were about this wet. #monsterdon