Her hair is in really good shape for having fallen into mud and water severa times in the last hour.

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otto, this is just pathetic. and i say that as an enemy.

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cute, hans found a little black sheep!
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Who let Otto have a pick again? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ok so if that ape and Dinosaur starts fighting I'm not surprised if it's a rip off Hong Kong vs Godzilla

For a second I thought he said, "Professor! The scene has ended!"

I actually cried out, "Oh thank God."

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Here he is smacking a rock wall again. You'd think he would learn. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

Journeying under the earth has ... convinced the professor that time doesn't work how he thought?

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is this picking scene supposed to be like tragic and showing his mania because everyone has all the energy of being asleep #monsterdon

In a real #Monsterdon twist, the sea has fucked off and ended.

It's an ELEVATOR?!

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No don’t let him use tools!! #Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

"we'll never find out way out of here" wonderful, does that mean we'll never have to hear from you again? right? #monsterdon

Jesus Christ was a Rasputin cosplaying guy... with dynamite!

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@RobynGoodfellow the one thing is this movie

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Oh, I get it - they're not clones, they're all the *same* Olsen, just looping back over each other. Screw time paradoxes.

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I'm a huge sucker for SUDDENLY, TIME TRAVEL.

Incidentally, this one time a bunch of friends and I went to see The Prestige. We thought it was just a period film. When the sci-fi elements kicked in we were SCREAMING

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It's a whole lab full of Olsen twins #monsterdon

@kurth A chocolate covered spoon in the sink. #monsterdon

you can't just stumble across a weird secret underground future city and then be like 'well, obviously we're never gonna talk about this again'

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"Dinosaurs!"

"Um, actually, dimetrodons aren't dinosaurs, they're non-mammalian synapsids."

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No more than 1/3 of this amazing raft has been above the surface of the water at any point. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh the Dinosaur's are back

This movie formatted like reading H.G. Well's RP Tumblr.

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She’s not that good at not-wandering-off. #monsterdon

Shoot it with a gun!

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Wait what? WHAT? W H U T ? ? ?
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So not only is Olson from the 'future', but he's also doing a (and please forgive me for this reference) Dave Strider to have many versions of him working on stuff at the same point in linear time #monsterdon

"Professor, the sea has ended."

Oh, thanks. I guess I didn't notice we'd reached a giant cliff face half a mile high.

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Chekhov's Secret City
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but does it go to metaluna? can it lay a highway at the rate of eighty miles a minute?

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"What in the world is that?"
Camalot?
"It's only a model."
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"It's the only such device in existence." But the research clones had them too?

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Olsen could clone so many sheep for Hans… #monsterdon

So the box is a TARDIS? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the race of identical men doing research (?) underground is kind of a weird turn that is just gonna be ignored I guess??

What the hey! Olsen, why did you bring these two to your lab? Are you trying to recruit them into your clone colony? #Monsterdon

What is a Proof of the Pudding? #Monsterdon

And ALL their shirts are white as can be. Did they make Hans do laundry? #Monsterdon

@Louisa time is relative #monsterdon

go the fuck back to the weird secret underground future city

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@CactuarJoe If they told the professor, they wouldn't get to go back to the surface and make babies! Baby making comes first! #monsterdon

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Olsen is a clone, isn't he.

"One thing still puzzles me" One Thing!? #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

@fluffy luckily gorillas can't duck

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that tea kettle thing is teleportation machine and he is just mentioning this NOW #monsterdon

These guys are having the worst trip to disneyland ever.

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Oh it's a prequel to Godzilla vs Kong. Pretty decent compositing and different scale trees. I guess the weirdness of the gnarled wood makes judging scale hard.
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See, the movie had to start really slow because it was saving all the Stuff Happening for this part. #monsterdon

Why does the giant gorilla keep tweaking his nipples? Or her nipples, I'm not good at sexing giant gorillas.

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Hurry! Run into this cave, where we can be trapped in a shallow dead end where the gorilla can easily reach in!

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Hans is pretty handy. #Monsterdon

Her clothes are slowly getting shredded inch by inch

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this guy just keeps saying things doesn't he

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WHAT THE BLEEDING FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK JUST HAPPENED AND WHY DID IT END WITHOUT AN EXPLANTION?
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no don't back to the raft! wtf was the city about?

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those dinosaurs are adorable! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Lol it's Hong Kong

@CactuarJoe did not expect that #monsterdon

The lucite city of the future, deep underground, filled with clones of Olsen.

And more dinosaurs! Yay!

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Dinosaur, giant apes, an ocean, turtles that shoot lasers are all understandable, but a lab‽ That's just too unbelievable!
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Futuristic clone diorama just took this movie from bad to AMAZING

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Oh Hey! I get it! It's the Olsen twins! and the other Olsen twins and the other Olsen twins! #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

their guard muppet also does not approve

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Props to the location scouts for this production. This island is cool #monsterdon

How is kreepy guy Otto always ahead of the rest of the crew? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon IT'S THE OTTOMANS!

Holy crap I was not expecting this turn. Which so many Ottos Axel has no chance #Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

wait. no. go back to the monkey. and the weird city and the dinosaurs. hang on. movie! slow the fuck down!

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What kind of lad goes around with his shirt tied like that?
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Wait... WHAT!?? We just went WAAY off the map. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

This romance sub-plot is so terribly written it it’s almost comedic on it’s own. #Monsterdon

They can replace you - but first, they must DESTROY!

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It is REALLY LOUD that far down "inside the earth" apparently. Sensory overload! #Monsterdon

This gorilla's a creep too! #monsterdon

jeeze, just *mention* babies to her and she gets all wet

the gorilla, I mean

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So many olsens 😬 #Monsterdon

…What the fucking shit???

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And the ape reaching into the slot in the tree... (I'll stop now)

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#monsterdon keeping a close eye out for freind-of-monsterdon "Skeleturtle", some weird Vangelis blade runner love theme music going on here.

THE MYSTERONS

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what's so hard to believe about there being other guys having come down here and set up shop, you're down there and you really have no idea what you're doing #monsterdon

Ah, here's the giant gorilla from the poster!

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Gorilla: "Babies! Yes, I too am a scientist and an interested in this phenomena! Please, demonstrate!"

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Olson’s random lab reminds me of that secret room where Wayne Campbell was training ninjas for no reason.
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is Olson god #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Gronk love trees. Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!"

Oh. I used the LOOK AT TEH BONES line far to early. That's alot of fake dino skulls. Impressive.
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“Oh hey you two don’t mind me, I’m just watching you kiss.” #monsterdon

Oh hey, I think they got the guy from the Patterson Bigfoot film for the monkey. Look, same stride. #Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor "What do you mean? This is a great neighborhood. I raised my babies here!" * (Translated from Ape)

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The giant monkey is a metaphor for Axel's sex drive

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#monsterdon lOL 😂🤣

James Mason and Pat Boone didn't fight a giant ape. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

munkey just want to eat giant ants and grubs!

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monkey's gonna have to get a stick if he wants to get the grubs--- humans out of this tree trunk. #monsterdon

Not to nitpick but doesn't "cemetery" and "burial ground" imply, y'know, burial?

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@loren all I've got is that maybe they did a spectacularly bad job at representing lightning

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so with the rain, there must be some double convection system between the regular ocean and the center earth ocean. the buffer of air beneath the crust would make an insulating layer, so the temperature gradient from the very cold bottom of the regular ocean and the very warm surface of the inner ocean must be enough to cause evaporation and offset the inevitable leaks from the regular ocean. since there are no pressure and temperature effects like one would expect to make clouds on the surface of the earth, that ran must just be a ton of condensation that gets stuck on the upper surface. #monsterdon

I swear, that giant gorilla just wanted to see them get it on. #monsterdon