Absolutely nothing else.
Right Hercules.
Absolutely nothing else.
(Chekovs Hercules)
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I used some old drapes for these sails.
Everyone is gonna think he's nuts being obsessed with that figurehead.
what's Hercules asking about women for, he's got Hylos or whoever he is. they're practically still on their honeymoon period.
[take]"Absolutely nothing else," eyeing Hercules. Yup, that's the guy from last week, all right. #Monsterdon
Listen closely: this soundtrack has no strings at all! And is from the same composer as Psycho!
πΆ Men men men men
Men men men men
π΅
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So now they're going to use the sails?
My mom loved this film (particularly the skeletons which cracked her up).
#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963 #BlackMastodon #BlackFedi
"Set sail!"
I would ask why the sails were not already set, but of course I know that the answer is so that Jason can say "set sail!"
βSet sail?? Why didnβt you say that five days ago??β #Monsterdon
That old man had the exact right reaction to Jason talking to Hera.
I'm pretty sure they've all already been to the Isle of Bronze(r).
The animated figurehead is creepy. But I can see how they couldn't resist with Harryhausen on board.
"Look, kid, there is a LOT you haven't heard of. If you keep saying that this is going to take forever."
I think they ran out of water because all the PET bottles were recycled to make the fleece
"Her eyes are up there, Jason."
Running low on water is what I don't want to hear with our boil water advisory. #Monsterdon
so you can ask more than one question at a time as long as Hera's whispering?
Give me three sips, three sips towards the door...
"Listen very carefully." I will tell you only once.
Its concentrated water you only need 3 sips a day #Monsterdon
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That armless Hera statue is very unsettling.
Argus is doing product placement with Dodge? That wasn't in the book. #monsterdon
*now* Hera tells Jason it was Pelias he met.
Stop grumbling or I'll give you something to grumble about!
DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS SHIP AROUND!
They should rig some awnings to protect the crew from the sun
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Ahh. use brine, not shirts. Got it.. also water would be nice.
So many short skirts in this film. We're gonna get to see a lot of batch shots before the night is through.
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Here: βYou could at least have given me arms, my nose is itching like crazyβ #Monsterdon
How much water does it take to reach the end of the world?
There's always one in every epic adventure. #Monsterdon
They just should have brought more water
The guy marking the strokes with his drum clearly failed out of high school music class, heβs got Zero rhythm.
#monsterdon She's ready to sink!
#monsterdon Wow Hera, I know you're a goddess but damn, what an ego.
Hey, it's an Uncle Travelling Mat(te)! Thanks, Don Chaffee!
just dessicate my ass on deck in my diaper #monsterdon
THE GODS WATCH MONSTERDON! #Monsterdon
Three sips of water a day? They must have that dehydrated stuff. #Monsterdon
All you great heroes? Yeah, you're going to be hauling oars for days. Such fun! #Monsterdon
"I don't expect him to take my advice. After all, it is terrible."
βGuys, should we have put sails on this thing?β #Monsterdon
And that's why you make sure you have a shit ton of water
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Row Row Row your boat....
"... three sips a day ..."
βPaint me like one of your Phoenician ladiesβ #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963 Are we there yet? I want an ice cream.
I⦠do not feel safe under creepy giant manaquin Hera's gaze⦠#Monsterdon
@strangefour@retro.pizza The ship's largely powered by rowing, so the masthead looks at their faces instead!
#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963
@Taweret the more brass there is, the more the heroics
And then all these Greek men got all sweaty and hot
Hercules doesn't look like Kevin Sorbo!! He's got better hair than Kevin Sorbo. He must use that hemp shampoo. #monsterdon
'I've got cabin fever!' #monsterdon
Hera can do a slow blink, but I wonder if she can do the head-shake of disgust.
Dude! You're hot! Dude! You're hot too! Gods be praised, every man on this boat is hot!
@hollie At least she's already leaning over the side in case she's gotta plurge. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts πΏπ₯
π΅ sail-away sail-away sail-away... π΅
Boat Bobblehead!
A backwards figurehead feels like an ill omen. Gotta be some old pirate saying about it. "When a masthead looks your ass end you'll be a dead man."
#Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts
Careful, the hulls have eyes
Gee. that's some scary Hera giant head.
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Who built this ship? Hera should be facing out towards the sea.. Not .. ohe never mind.
We now go to a sweaty athletics montage where Jason watches the heroes of greece wrestle, swim and shoot things to recruit the crew for his fleece recovering boat.
So many thighs. #Monsterdon
movie soundtracks really liked their brass sections back then huh
If they were going to name the boat after the boat wright, they should probably not have brought the boat wright on the journey. #Monsterdon
i really buttered my popcorn and have lost the use of my left hand
Hera? Or Bowie?
Jason has had like three outfit changes already #monsterdon
They've barely started out and Hera's had enough of their bullshit. #Monsterdon
Dangit, *bust* of Hera.
Heh, nice eyelids on that statue. Very believable :P #Monsterdon
I wonder how Hera feels about being stuck in that statue
Dude, be more respectful of Heraβs chin
Ahhh, it's the Dodge Ram 800 (BC).
Argo gets a bit familiar with the budt of Hera.
#monsterdon ... And wait until you see where I put the rudder!
Oh, men wrestling. But not naked. What sort of shit is this? No orgies, no naked men wrestling? #monsterdon
βIβll call her the Argos, after the shop I bought it fromβ #Monsterdon
oooo, creepy.
Hylas, ancient inventor of Frisbee golf. #Monsterdon
Well, Lou Ferrigno was a better Hercules. Stronger, at least
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#GoldenFleece
Oh, the ARGO. Now I get it.
@diazona Heβs missing delts that could be used as pillows.
She is a fine ship! But she's a terrible boat. Just awful.
Well. I'm in. I have seen this a few times. So just starting where we are...
Those are some well-girded loins.
Zeus: βIs this the only thing on? Change the channelβ #Monsterdon
Well shucks, lookee there. If it ain't ole Hercules. Ma and Pa ain't never gonna believe this.
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This takes place before Olympus got wired for internet. #monsterdon
I'm so glad we didn't have the roll call of all the heroes supposed to be aboard.
Hylus and Lois #Monsterdon
He won by skimming. This was an example of why embezzling is good, actually. #Monsterdon
It'd be another two thousand years before they thought about putting the television on a wall.
Herc's a good loser. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963
So no single syllable names on this boat then.
"What's your name lad?
Bob.
Gtf off my boat you abomination!"
#Monsterdon