enjoying the unmatched character development
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Hercules & his boyfriend are the bad boys of this crew. #Monsterdon

You know what? This movie has the right amount of grizzled old man chest. Some movies overdo it, but I think this has a nice balance. #Monsterdon

Good job wingus and dingus #monsterdon

Drop anchor!

Uh, we don't have an anchor.

Oh, right, drop rock!

Aye aye!

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They're gonna Keystone Kops some goats. #Monsterdon

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The captain's totally normal chats with the figurehead...

I'm sure this encourages the crew.

Cue the Benny Hill music!

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is... is Hercules planning on just beating the goat to death with a club? i...

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What do you want with goats on this ship?
Don't ask, don't tell.

Nooo not the gotes!

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I don't trust these guys to stick to food & water. They've been cooped up on that boat for ages. #Monsterdon

One jug?? You’re taking one jug for water?? #Monsterdon

This island MUST have a spoons at least #monsterdon

#monsterdon I shall name it argo, after the corn starch.

28:45 "Set Sail!" Wait, you mean we've been rowing all this time for nothing?

Between Old Barrel-torso in his whitey tighties and the diegetic timpani this is the worst trip I've ever been on

Wow, the ancient greeks used british sailing vernacular! I guess it has been unchanged for ages!

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Man you know that boat has to smell like dank leather by now :/ #Monsterdon

because they keep calling him Hercules but I ain't seeing him throw any bears into space so I'm skeptical

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Should he be blabbing about Hera aiding him?

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Curiously open communications and honesty for a Monsterdon movie. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

@yatsu Never was faithful, that one 😔 #Monsterdon

Talos?

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Riker is different in this episode.

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They're using the epic music just a little too often.

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Are there LADIES there?

Yeah this crew is really thirsty #Monsterdon

OK, now I have licked my fingers back to usefulness, but I have popcorn shards in my teeth

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Yes, please, show us more old man nipples.

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Hercules’s requirements for a woman: “a firm leg, a full bosom, and a warm heart.”

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Um, I thought you were supposed to be there by noon, and yet there's a sunset shot?

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Absolutely nothing else.
Right Hercules.
Absolutely nothing else.
(Chekovs Hercules)
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I used some old drapes for these sails.

Everyone is gonna think he's nuts being obsessed with that figurehead.

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what's Hercules asking about women for, he's got Hylos or whoever he is. they're practically still on their honeymoon period.

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[take]"Absolutely nothing else," eyeing Hercules. Yup, that's the guy from last week, all right. #Monsterdon

Listen closely: this soundtrack has no strings at all! And is from the same composer as Psycho!

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So now they're going to use the sails?

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🎶 Men men men men
Men men men men
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My mom loved this film (particularly the skeletons which cracked her up).

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“Set sail?? Why didn’t you say that five days ago??” #Monsterdon

That old man had the exact right reaction to Jason talking to Hera.

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I'm pretty sure they've all already been to the Isle of Bronze(r).

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The animated figurehead is creepy. But I can see how they couldn't resist with Harryhausen on board.

"Look, kid, there is a LOT you haven't heard of. If you keep saying that this is going to take forever."

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I think they ran out of water because all the PET bottles were recycled to make the fleece

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"Her eyes are up there, Jason."

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Running low on water is what I don't want to hear with our boil water advisory. #Monsterdon

"Listen very carefully." I will tell you only once.

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so you can ask more than one question at a time as long as Hera's whispering?

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Its concentrated water you only need 3 sips a day #Monsterdon

Argus is doing product placement with Dodge? That wasn't in the book. #monsterdon

That armless Hera statue is very unsettling.

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*now* Hera tells Jason it was Pelias he met.

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Stop grumbling or I'll give you something to grumble about!

DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS SHIP AROUND!

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They should rig some awnings to protect the crew from the sun
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Ahh. use brine, not shirts. Got it.. also water would be nice.

So many short skirts in this film. We're gonna get to see a lot of batch shots before the night is through.
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Here: “You could at least have given me arms, my nose is itching like crazy” #Monsterdon

How much water does it take to reach the end of the world?

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There's always one in every epic adventure. #Monsterdon

They just should have brought more water

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"We're all in this together, men! Now, keep rowing."

(sips water)

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The guy marking the strokes with his drum clearly failed out of high school music class, he’s got Zero rhythm.

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#monsterdon She's ready to sink!

#monsterdon Wow Hera, I know you're a goddess but damn, what an ego.

Hey, it's an Uncle Travelling Mat(te)! Thanks, Don Chaffee!

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THE GODS WATCH MONSTERDON! #Monsterdon

Three sips of water a day? They must have that dehydrated stuff. #Monsterdon

All you great heroes? Yeah, you're going to be hauling oars for days. Such fun! #Monsterdon

"I don't expect him to take my advice. After all, it is terrible."

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“Guys, should we have put sails on this thing?” #Monsterdon

And that's why you make sure you have a shit ton of water
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Row Row Row your boat....

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"... three sips a day ..."

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“Paint me like one of your Phoenician ladies” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963 Are we there yet? I want an ice cream.

I… do not feel safe under creepy giant manaquin Hera's gaze… #Monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza The ship's largely powered by rowing, so the masthead looks at their faces instead!

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@Taweret the more brass there is, the more the heroics

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And then all these Greek men got all sweaty and hot

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Hercules doesn't look like Kevin Sorbo!! He's got better hair than Kevin Sorbo. He must use that hemp shampoo. #monsterdon

'I've got cabin fever!' #monsterdon

Hera can do a slow blink, but I wonder if she can do the head-shake of disgust.

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Dude! You're hot! Dude! You're hot too! Gods be praised, every man on this boat is hot!

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🎵 sail-away sail-away sail-away... 🎵

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Boat Bobblehead!

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A backwards figurehead feels like an ill omen. Gotta be some old pirate saying about it. "When a masthead looks your ass end you'll be a dead man."
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Gee. that's some scary Hera giant head.
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Who built this ship? Hera should be facing out towards the sea.. Not .. ohe never mind.

So many thighs. #Monsterdon

movie soundtracks really liked their brass sections back then huh

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If they were going to name the boat after the boat wright, they should probably not have brought the boat wright on the journey. #Monsterdon

i really buttered my popcorn and have lost the use of my left hand

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Hera? Or Bowie?

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Jason has had like three outfit changes already #monsterdon

They've barely started out and Hera's had enough of their bullshit. #Monsterdon

Dangit, *bust* of Hera.

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Heh, nice eyelids on that statue. Very believable :P #Monsterdon

I wonder how Hera feels about being stuck in that statue

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