'Must've been the wind!' #monsterdon

Uh-oh. Now Harry's in the Hausen.

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"It must've been the wind"

Talos: BITCH SAYS WHAT

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#monsterdon so scary! Hell yeah

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He's got to get through that door.. Ed Wood.

"Must've been the wind."

-- dumbasses like Hercules and every Skyrim bandit guard

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Okay. They're at their port o' call. Maybe this place has hookers and blow. #monsterdon

@Taweret I mean he is robbing Greek treasure so it fits
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See, the secret to being strong is to warm up your hands by cupping and blowing into them.

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Talios: “The ok’ dipshit trap snags two more of ‘em… HEY!!!!” #Monsterdon

Also, I see that this movie is not breaking the precedent of the last two we watched, in that Hercules is, in fact, _kind of an idiot_. 😆

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Hercules is not being heroic.

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I feel like Hercules should not be struggling with doors no matter how big they are

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@giltay@tenforward.social Because it's a reference to Tiber Septim, right?

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Well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions! #monsterdon

@giltay I mean we might as well ask why they're all speaking English

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Hercules makes his strength check #monsterdon

Hercules is the OG Himbo

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Characters who live in worlds where pantheons exist and manifest themselves in the world in observable ways sure are oblivious as to how to avoid offending them.

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Herc's stealing a knitting needle thinking it's a weapon. Silly demigod.

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The door says no. #Monsterdon

Jerk-ulese.

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These guys are not rowing like a well oiled machine, wowwww.

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Oh YES it will! #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

also why is Hercules an old man with a British accent

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#monsterdon When Hercules grabs a club and tells you to "Come on," you should be worried. He'll be fine of course but I doubt he's had many sidekicks that last long!

Ominous timpani befitting the walking statue

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Don't take anything, only food or water!

FORESHADOWING!

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I mean, Ferrigno’s Hercules was no less an idiot, but he wasn’t bumbling.

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Why's that TALOS inscription written in the *Roman* alphabet? #Monsterdon

The Gods jewelry junk drawer is a really nice matte painting.
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OMG, forced perspective for the win!!

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Who Talos in Star Trek, again?

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What if the treasure we found along the way was in fact gold and jewels?

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Herc, if you take the gold, you have to eat the gold. food and drink only.

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Food and water only!!!

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It's a HORTA EGG, you dumbass! Don't break it!

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"the treasure chamber of the gods"

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Holy shit it's Telos's pension fund. #Monsterdon

TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE LAMP #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Pro Tip : When setting up statues for all the world to see, don't put them in a canyon.

@Violinknitter

With a steering oar like that, it is actually a valid technique - I've used it myself.

You can even use it to help propel the boat - sculling it is called.

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Touch nothing but the lamp! #monsterdon

“Let’s go do that one thing we were specifically told not to, gods love that!” #Monsterdon

"You're nobody in Hollywood if you don't have a big door."

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can't wait to see these statues pop to life and absolutely wreck our boys.

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Little.kniwn fact: Hercules and his twink buddy were the inspiration for the Three Stooges. #Monsterdon

That's a big door.

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OK, yes, Harryhausen, got it

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"And set them up for all the world to see!" On an island known only to the gods. Ever thought of going into advertising?

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Reminder: Hephaestus canonically regularly made objects so fine as to be self-moving

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The Harryhausen begins! #monsterdon

Haha Hercules outwitted by a cute goat gang.
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Haphaestus was in it for the art, not the money. #Monsterdon

whoa I just realized the scale of these statues

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"This is a matte painting. This would have been extremely expensive if you'd tried to actually make the set."

Ya think? haha

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Upcoming awesomeness alert.

Harryhausen alert!‼️!!! 🚨🔔‼️🚨🔔

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I liked Lou Ferrigno’s Hercules better. This Hercules is a bumbling idiot.

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I remember this part! #monsterdon

Yes, YES, give us the Harryhausen

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@diazona@techhub.social Jail for commenter! Jail for One Thousand Years!

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The Isle of Giant Paperweights. #Monsterdon

Goat slaughter portion of the film.... #monsterdon

Thus beginneth the Harryhausen!

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I would like for Hercules to put a shirt on

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#monsterdon Firm leg? Versus soggy leg?

enjoying the unmatched character development
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Hercules & his boyfriend are the bad boys of this crew. #Monsterdon

You know what? This movie has the right amount of grizzled old man chest. Some movies overdo it, but I think this has a nice balance. #Monsterdon

Drop anchor!

Uh, we don't have an anchor.

Oh, right, drop rock!

Aye aye!

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Good job wingus and dingus #monsterdon

They're gonna Keystone Kops some goats. #Monsterdon

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The captain's totally normal chats with the figurehead...

I'm sure this encourages the crew.

Cue the Benny Hill music!

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is... is Hercules planning on just beating the goat to death with a club? i...

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What do you want with goats on this ship?
Don't ask, don't tell.

@jadebees Probably not but we couldn't possibly have that level of awareness in a #Monsterdon movie

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Nooo not the gotes!

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"Some of us might be hungry. Or thirsty. I could totes drink a goat."

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I don't trust these guys to stick to food & water. They've been cooped up on that boat for ages. #Monsterdon

One jug?? You’re taking one jug for water?? #Monsterdon

This island MUST have a spoons at least #monsterdon

#monsterdon I shall name it argo, after the corn starch.

28:45 "Set Sail!" Wait, you mean we've been rowing all this time for nothing?

Between Old Barrel-torso in his whitey tighties and the diegetic timpani this is the worst trip I've ever been on

Wow, the ancient greeks used british sailing vernacular! I guess it has been unchanged for ages!

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Man you know that boat has to smell like dank leather by now :/ #Monsterdon

because they keep calling him Hercules but I ain't seeing him throw any bears into space so I'm skeptical

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Should he be blabbing about Hera aiding him?

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Curiously open communications and honesty for a Monsterdon movie. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Talos?

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@yatsu Never was faithful, that one 😔 #Monsterdon

Riker is different in this episode.

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They're using the epic music just a little too often.

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Are there LADIES there?

Yeah this crew is really thirsty #Monsterdon

OK, now I have licked my fingers back to usefulness, but I have popcorn shards in my teeth

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Yes, please, show us more old man nipples.

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Hercules’s requirements for a woman: “a firm leg, a full bosom, and a warm heart.”

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Um, I thought you were supposed to be there by noon, and yet there's a sunset shot?

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a full bosom, which never referred to breasts

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