Little ankle fart there for the ankle biting argonaut. #Monsterdon

It’s the on off switch on Talos’ heel.

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C'mon Jason, asking Hera for help already. The Ewoks done a lot more in Endor with sticks and rocks.
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Ah, the old ankle-dial trick

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The Collosus is playing with his bath tub toy now #monsterdon

"THe death sequence is based on the original legend, where they let the ichor out and he starts to crack up, he has a hole in his heel, part of the original legend.

"The unscrewing is supposed to...[let out] molten metal.

"Maybe I shouldn't give out the secret that the molten metal is a piece of cellophane on a wheel, and the smoke was added afterwards, rotated frame by frame to give the illusion it's coming out of his heel."

-Ray

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Two votes for Daimajin.
Thank you so much!

Still accepting input.

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He's got a bathplug in his heel. Is he full of goo? #Monsterdon

@banderkat

Know you nothing of acupuncture???

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How come the statue has a shorter skirt than anyone else?
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Oh wait, Talos is battery powered? Nice spot, Jason!

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That is an imposing view of Talos' package.

o_O

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ohhh the battery panel

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Talos better start just collecting torsos

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"This is my toy."

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I can almost imagine them in the same physical location. #Monsterdon

Talos has both his sandals

just sayin'

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I feel like running would be more productive than throwing rocks

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And whatever you do, DON'T look at his uncle!

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Why is Telos reaching for his neck when his heel is injured?

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@rebeld@mstdn.ca
1. Casting Pelias into the river
2. Where to find the Golden Fleece
3. Water
4. How to defeat Talos

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Are we going to trip Talos with a rope at ankle level?

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@Linzington _Particularly_ right there xD and I'm all like "WHERE'S PARKER?!"

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@Louisa beard is making it happen for me #monsterdon

characters having to use each other's names, coz not a single audience member remembers anyone's face? check.

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What's a Grecian earn?

(That really works better when said not read)

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#monsterdon Talos is iron hard, pass it on…

Very zombie like. And creepy as hell. #Monsterdon

Aw, they thought they got away!

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So, they lost their ride over a hairpin? #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

I like the ocean knocking them about as they struggle out of it. Shooting during big, violent waves makes a good point that most of these silly movies won't bother with. The ocean is big, and scary, and violent.

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Against Doc Savage, our weapons are useless!

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“I shall do my very best to send him to you! From another island!” #Monsterdon

Hercules is just a bad team mate. #Monsterdon

No one else notices the figureheads eyes opening and closing? Just Jason?
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Hello Hera, It’s me, Jason #Monsterdon

C'mon Grandpa Diaper, up on the beach. #Monsterdon

I don't like it when Hera opens her eyes.

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#monsterdon WATCH OUT FOR THE CODPIECE

To be fair the ankles are the only part of Talos they can really get to

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Three assists done, if I counted right :)

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Hera snitchin on Herc! #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

Is anyone keeping track of Hera help?

It fees way beyond 5 already.

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Now that's what I call steampunk
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Check if his ankles are swollen

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Having Hera whisper almost all of her lines to Jason is… a choice.

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"Look to his ankles."

Oh is this a Tarentino film?
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#monsterdon Good foley work too. Nasty 'ol statue squeaks.

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Think before you waste the gifts of the Gods. Fuck yeah, Hera.

Well, that went well!

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Thank you for cruising with Hera Cruise Lines. Please enjoy your final excursion to shore.

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RIP the Going Merry. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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When Talos moves it sounds the way I feel in the morning. #Monsterdon

Wait a minute, that's not Hera, that's Lady Penelope! What the hell?!

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you said nothing about giant animated statues, lady

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That titanic golem redeemed itself. #Monsterdon

Big statue reaches down for the boat like I reach down to tie my shoes after a hard Leg Day Workout #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I have to admit this looks better than I expected it to. It's unsettling rather than purely goofy.

[metal creaking fades into the distance]

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Welp, ship's wrecked, journey's over, time to go home!

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The statue's empty eyes would def have given me nightmares if I saw this as a little kid

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ruh roh #monsterdon

Also, Hercules, you've got some 'splainin' to do.

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He grabbed the boat by its Hera

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“I. Said. Don’t. Touch. The. Stuff.”
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#monsterdon And then they drowned. The end.

Talios: “This isn’t H0 scale! And the decals are on crooked” #Monsterdon

I haven't seen this in years but boy I remember the special effects and my love of them
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Quick! Go under his bronze junk! #Monsterdon

Uh oh there goes the figurehead, how's Jason gonna call for help to Hera NOW

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@moira Could have been worse: could have been Kevin! #monsterdon

Talos needs an oil can taken to all his joints.
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Maybe boats work this way? I don't know, I'm not a boatologist.

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Ya done fucked up, son!

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Oh, dear, so much for the strongest ship ever made.

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Noooooo my toy boat! #Monsterdon

ope, apparently not. RIP sailors.

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You lose a lot of rope and ladders with those kind of escapes #Monsterdon

Hercules, you're a bit too scrawny to be moving that door...oh shit he did it. #monsterdon

Y’all, this is the once in a rare while when we’re watching a movie that’s kinda sorta good! #Monsterdon

I like the foley work with Talos.

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is having to view Talos from under the crotch enough of a punishment?

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"I fart in your general direction"

"Nooooooo...."

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So Jason set out to only tale the best.

I feel like he should've picked the brightest. #Monsterdon

By the Nine Divines!

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Oh, so this is why Talos IV is forbidden.

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Heh. It's the sTaints of Gibraltar :D #Monsterdon

He's made of bronze! Get the bleach! Make him corrode!

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See, Hercules is not the hero of this story...

At least they're well hydrated now

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#monsterdon Abs (and everything) of bronze, the workout that's sweeping the land of Greece!

Psych! Full paddle astern!

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Poke him in the girders!
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@rdm

Always keep your statues properly lubricated!

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That's a colossal obstruction. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

And this is where the Collossus of Rhodes came from right?

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Jason’s like, “Shit, Hercules! What’d you do this time?”

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Look up. Look waaaaay up! #Monsterdon

You absolute fools.

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Noooooooo not the taint!

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