Is that Christopher Lloyd?! #Monsterdon

Geez Herc could get a ride share to the Hydra. Which wasn't part of Jason's story anyway.
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Whoa that one reaction shot was super badly scratched. #monsterdon

The drum beat is going NO... HERC... NO.... HERC...

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@paco But he's the best of us! That one guy said so!

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See ya later, Herc the Jerk.

Maybe in the 80's.

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Jason : step into my office

Goes to the men’s room like in Happy Days.

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#monsterdon He really just keeps wasting his wishes.

Seek out Phineas, and his brother, Ferb.

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Where is Heracles going to find hairspray on that island? #Monsterdon

Hey mom, these guys don't wanna play boat with me no more.

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Poor guy was just trying to keep that tea warm for the Gods, and now it's spilled all over the beach. RIP Talos.

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Hercules misses his Frisbee golf buddy. #Monsterdon

One of them goes down on his knees. _One_. You fucks. ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE YOUR GODDESS

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Guys, he nearly got you stomped by the giant statue. He got his best friend flattened because he was stupid. And you guys won't let him go?

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Omg don't use a Hera point to find the twink. #monsterdon

At least Talos uses security bolts...

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I was just thinking it would be ironic if Hercules lost the brooch pin after all that, when -- oof! Poor Hylas!

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Bro, you really think Hercules is the best one among you?

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@LingLass 😱

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Herc is showing a lot of loyalty to his truck brand.

#Monsterdon #GetIt #Hilux

You'll find him under that ruble of bronze

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jason & falling talos like

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I cannot leave until I've found Hylas!

Have you looked under the big metal dude?

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@strangefour Over the years they just replaced one letter at a time until they got every other ship name

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Jason! Will you not go back to Star Command with us?

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Exit Hercules.

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Later Herc.

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I think Terry Gilliam sampled some of this soundtrack for The Crimson Permanent Assurance.

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Hilus is rolled up over there if you wish to express your condolences
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Hercules won't leave without his boyfriend

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They should've kept the statue ribena to drink later on the ship.
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@diazona Gods/monsters, amiright? #Monsterdon

RIP Hylas. little too late to be sad now, Herc, it's your fault the damned statue was out there in the first place.

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#monsterdon Look Out! We're headed into the Grandpappy of all buffalo shots!

I do not care for how flesh-colored Hera's post is.

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And by disappeared I really mean smooshed like a bug. #Monsterdon

“But then he got squished” #Monsterdon

So if this ship is being rebuilt, is it the same ship that set sail?

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Ok, I’m just gonna say it. It’s what everyone is thinking: Hercules is bastard!

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The squealing metal sounds really do sell it well.

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"disappeared," "crushed like a bug," w/e

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"Good thing we packed all these saws and planes and hammers and none of them fell into the bottom of the sea when he held the boat upside down."

"I know, right!?"

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Hey! Bad touch!

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Talos was so scary when I was a kid

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45 minutes into the film and we've almost started

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What is Hercules’ body count up to now?

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Dude didn't try to get out of the way. RIP, tho. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

DutchGlow
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I'm counting Talos as a "monster" for bingo purposes

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[ship-building montage continues]

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#monsterdon Imagine playing "Shadow of the Colossus", but all the weak spots are at ground level.

You didn't wanna MOVE or- oh. No, guess not. :/ #Monsterdon

You can't kill Hylas, he has a date with the water nymphs! #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Talos Achille’s heel? #monsterdon

When facing a seemingly invincible foe, go for the ankle is definitely the message of Greek mythology.

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Smoosh!

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Heels were the weakest link in ancient times.

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Smoosh!

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Shit! The statues are all filled with hot ribena. Get them!
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Hydraulic metal golems have no natural predators which is why that thing had no response to bleeding out. #Monsterdon

Okay, engine in the left heel is an interesting engineering choice.

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Nice of him to just stand still while Jace wrenched open his drain valve.

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I thought Jason was going to climb up into him and find the control room. I didn’t think he's be filled with scalding water and red lights.

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His ankle had beans and cabbage for dinner. #Monsterdon

Evil Greeks are trying to steal his precious bodily fluids :x #Monsterdon

Retreat!!!

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@CactuarJoe Talosbot is really cool! Tallosbot is full of goo! We believe in Tal-os-booooooot!

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Hello Hera, It’s me, Jason #Monsterdon

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Finally, the sandal I've been dreaming of!

Good bye big dude, you will be missed
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Talos: My juice!

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Wrong switch! WRONG SWITCH!!!!

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Hello Hera, It’s me, Jason #Monsterdon

Sudden loss of boiler pressure should do it

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@nev@status.nevillepark.ca The Monsterdon shared braincell strikes again!

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Why is he full of hot steaming juices tho

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I guess he has something of an Achilles' Heel after all.

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Talos is filled with Coolaid.
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The forbidden Kool-Aid!

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Achiles I guess. #monsterdon

Oh the Achilles hatch trick. Gets those automatons every time. #Monsterdon

dang thatsa lotta koolaide
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oof, that's a looooooot of dead RIFAs - how was this thing even running?!

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Don't mess with Talos!

of course the metal giant would have a steaming sewer cover in its foot.
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"It must have been the wind"
Was the Skyrim quote an homage to this film all along?

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Talios: “My wine!! You bastards!!” #Monsterdon

poor talos. somebody woke him up, threw rocks at him, and now they're f ing with his shoes. how rude.

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Jason's letting all the magic smoke out! Of course Talos won't function now!

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Unfortunately Talos was converted to solar power some time ago and they were all killed. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Talos sounds like me on Monday morning after #Monsterdon

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Lotta upskirt shots in this movie… #Monsterdon

Righty tighty, lefty loosy.

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Talos is steam powered huh

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Gotta get a bent paperclip to poke Talos' reset switch. #Monsterdon

He’s got an Achilles tendon? #Monsterdon

Oh, Jason let his magic smoke out!

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Oh no he's letting the magic smoke out!!!

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