[ship-building montage continues]

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#monsterdon Imagine playing "Shadow of the Colossus", but all the weak spots are at ground level.

You didn't wanna MOVE or- oh. No, guess not. :/ #Monsterdon

You can't kill Hylas, he has a date with the water nymphs! #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Spider-Man: “Hey guys, did you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?”

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Talos Achille’s heel? #monsterdon

When facing a seemingly invincible foe, go for the ankle is definitely the message of Greek mythology.

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Smoosh!

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Giant copper statues are powered by boiling kool-aid.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
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Heels were the weakest link in ancient times.

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Smoosh!

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Shit! The statues are all filled with hot ribena. Get them!
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Hydraulic metal golems have no natural predators which is why that thing had no response to bleeding out. #Monsterdon

Nice of him to just stand still while Jace wrenched open his drain valve.

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Okay, engine in the left heel is an interesting engineering choice.

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I thought Jason was going to climb up into him and find the control room. I didn’t think he's be filled with scalding water and red lights.

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His ankle had beans and cabbage for dinner. #Monsterdon

Evil Greeks are trying to steal his precious bodily fluids :x #Monsterdon

Retreat!!!

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@CactuarJoe Talosbot is really cool! Tallosbot is full of goo! We believe in Tal-os-booooooot!

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Hello Hera, It’s me, Jason #Monsterdon

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Finally, the sandal I've been dreaming of!

Good bye big dude, you will be missed
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Talos: My juice!

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Hello Hera, It’s me, Jason #Monsterdon

Wrong switch! WRONG SWITCH!!!!

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Sudden loss of boiler pressure should do it

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@nev@status.nevillepark.ca The Monsterdon shared braincell strikes again!

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Why is he full of hot steaming juices tho

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I guess he has something of an Achilles' Heel after all.

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Talos is filled with Coolaid.
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The forbidden Kool-Aid!

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Achiles I guess. #monsterdon

Oh the Achilles hatch trick. Gets those automatons every time. #Monsterdon

dang thatsa lotta koolaide
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oof, that's a looooooot of dead RIFAs - how was this thing even running?!

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Don't mess with Talos!

of course the metal giant would have a steaming sewer cover in its foot.
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"It must have been the wind"
Was the Skyrim quote an homage to this film all along?

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Talios: “My wine!! You bastards!!” #Monsterdon

poor talos. somebody woke him up, threw rocks at him, and now they're f ing with his shoes. how rude.

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Jason's letting all the magic smoke out! Of course Talos won't function now!

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Unfortunately Talos was converted to solar power some time ago and they were all killed. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Talos sounds like me on Monday morning after #Monsterdon

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Lotta upskirt shots in this movie… #Monsterdon

Righty tighty, lefty loosy.

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Talos is steam powered huh

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Gotta get a bent paperclip to poke Talos' reset switch. #Monsterdon

He’s got an Achilles tendon? #Monsterdon

Oh no! The plug holding his bronze blood in requires a proprietary tool! Does anyone have a McMasters catalog about them?

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Oh no he's letting the magic smoke out!!!

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Little ankle fart there for the ankle biting argonaut. #Monsterdon

Oh, Jason let his magic smoke out!

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It’s the on off switch on Talos’ heel.

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C'mon Jason, asking Hera for help already. The Ewoks done a lot more in Endor with sticks and rocks.
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Ah, the old ankle-dial trick

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The Collosus is playing with his bath tub toy now #monsterdon

"THe death sequence is based on the original legend, where they let the ichor out and he starts to crack up, he has a hole in his heel, part of the original legend.

"The unscrewing is supposed to...[let out] molten metal.

"Maybe I shouldn't give out the secret that the molten metal is a piece of cellophane on a wheel, and the smoke was added afterwards, rotated frame by frame to give the illusion it's coming out of his heel."

-Ray

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Two votes for Daimajin.
Thank you so much!

Still accepting input.

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He's got a bathplug in his heel. Is he full of goo? #Monsterdon

@banderkat

Know you nothing of acupuncture???

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How come the statue has a shorter skirt than anyone else?
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Oh wait, Talos is battery powered? Nice spot, Jason!

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That is an imposing view of Talos' package.

o_O

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ohhh the battery panel

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Talos better start just collecting torsos

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I can almost imagine them in the same physical location. #Monsterdon

"This is my toy."

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Talos has both his sandals

just sayin'

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I feel like running would be more productive than throwing rocks

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And whatever you do, DON'T look at his uncle!

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Why is Telos reaching for his neck when his heel is injured?

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@rebeld@mstdn.ca
1. Casting Pelias into the river
2. Where to find the Golden Fleece
3. Water
4. How to defeat Talos

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"Fight Talos with your wits"

:ohno: We're doomed

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@Linzington _Particularly_ right there xD and I'm all like "WHERE'S PARKER?!"

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Are we going to trip Talos with a rope at ankle level?

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@Louisa beard is making it happen for me #monsterdon

characters having to use each other's names, coz not a single audience member remembers anyone's face? check.

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What's a Grecian earn?

(That really works better when said not read)

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#monsterdon Talos is iron hard, pass it on…

Very zombie like. And creepy as hell. #Monsterdon

Aw, they thought they got away!

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So, they lost their ride over a hairpin? #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

I like the ocean knocking them about as they struggle out of it. Shooting during big, violent waves makes a good point that most of these silly movies won't bother with. The ocean is big, and scary, and violent.

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Against Doc Savage, our weapons are useless!

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“I shall do my very best to send him to you! From another island!” #Monsterdon

Hercules is just a bad team mate. #Monsterdon

No one else notices the figureheads eyes opening and closing? Just Jason?
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Hello Hera, It’s me, Jason #Monsterdon

C'mon Grandpa Diaper, up on the beach. #Monsterdon

"Fight telos with your wits... Uhh actually... In your case maybe just run."
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I don't like it when Hera opens her eyes.

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#monsterdon WATCH OUT FOR THE CODPIECE

To be fair the ankles are the only part of Talos they can really get to

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Three assists done, if I counted right :)

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Hera snitchin on Herc! #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

Is anyone keeping track of Hera help?

It fees way beyond 5 already.

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Now that's what I call steampunk
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Check if his ankles are swollen

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