"What in the name of the gods are they?"

"Marge's sisters, why?"

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...because Zeus is an asshole, that's why.

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Having the creatures "interact" even in small ways with the actors (in this case with a harpy grabbing a cloth) really adds to the convincingness

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Zeus punishes you every day because Zeus is the biggest A hole in the pantheon

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“I misused my TARDIS so I was blinded” #Monsterdon

I feel like not sinning every day is on you, man. You could have been living that life. #Monsterdon

if it happens every day why did he act surprised?

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Just where is this feast coming from anyway? #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

After killing the giant robot, we get a building montage where we use carpentry to resurrect our rowboat.

Pretty sure some of the tools were anachronistic (for both the bronze age and classical era) but we did see some mortises and tenons.

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Me realizing I have ignored this movie many times before. It's still just slipping off my brain as I view it.
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@faoluin More harpies the merrier!

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These harpies are such a bunch of ruffians.

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@strangefour@retro.pizza Harkness Test says no, at least so far ​:floofCry:​

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Guy is fortunate the orchestra is around to tell him the sudden arrival of a bunch of hot bird ladies is a bad thing.

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Yikes! Greece is scary! Those flappy things must be hard on tourism.

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"Devils! Demons!" Sir those are clearly devils by their wings, have you no Monster Manual? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A pity they're still working with wood, since there's all that bronze laying around now.

Buy one harpy get one FREE

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i looked away for five seconds and now a bunch of demons have baited a blind guy into an open field torment sesh with a plate of grapes #monsterdon

Love these harpy stop-frames!
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Ewww. Bro got squished like a tiny greek bug. Awww....it was Hercules' lover. He's so sad. #monsterdon

Meanwhile in Anatolia, harpies?

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Omg love the claw on concrete sound FX. That was good!
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Harpies? Creepy or sexy? Let's let the monster fuckers on the audience decide..
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Like those bad things, very nice indeed

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AWESOME BAT PEOPLE :blobaww: #Monsterdon

he probably shouldve reached for a weapon first instead of the bread

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I knew awful shit was always happening with Hercules in the old stories, but it's startling to see a modern tale maroon him.

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And The Doctor makes an appearance!

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So many fantastic Harryhausen creatures!

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Huh, I thought there was only one female Gargoyle? #Monsterdon

hell yeah we needed more hot evil women-things in this
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Now he can see?

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harpy: eeeeeeaaaaagh!! your meal is all carbs!!!

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Ah yes, from Greek mythology, we have the gargoyle.

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"We need a really tough boat to reach the end of the world! We can totally hold it together with some rope."

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Hera CC: I can give you 5 more Hera points if you watch this ad for Grecian Formula. #Monsterdon

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I, too, would like a giant pile of grapes.

He used his last Hera help point just to find out that Herc isn't coming back. And prevent a mutiny, so I guess it was worth it. #monsterdon

oh hell yeah

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Oh, hey, it's my self-insert OC's

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Fake blind guy alert. #Monsterdon

Hera seems like she'd appreciate being kept up on the gossip, even if she can't help anymore

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“WTF was in that fruit I ate??” #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero

Hylus is Dedalus.

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Is that Christopher Lloyd?! #Monsterdon

I suspect Hera gave bad advice due to being waterlogged
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Geez Herc could get a ride share to the Hydra. Which wasn't part of Jason's story anyway.
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Hercules friend(?) got smashed. He's going to stay and head up the island NAMBLA chapter. #monsterdon

Whoa that one reaction shot was super badly scratched. #monsterdon

The drum beat is going NO... HERC... NO.... HERC...

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@paco But he's the best of us! That one guy said so!

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See ya later, Herc the Jerk.

Maybe in the 80's.

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Jason : step into my office

Goes to the men’s room like in Happy Days.

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#monsterdon He really just keeps wasting his wishes.

Seek out Phineas, and his brother, Ferb.

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Did Hercules just rage quit? Whatever he's kind of a jerk anyways #Monsterdon

Where is Heracles going to find hairspray on that island? #Monsterdon

Hey mom, these guys don't wanna play boat with me no more.

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Poor guy was just trying to keep that tea warm for the Gods, and now it's spilled all over the beach. RIP Talos.

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Hercules misses his Frisbee golf buddy. #Monsterdon

One of them goes down on his knees. _One_. You fucks. ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE YOUR GODDESS

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Guys, he nearly got you stomped by the giant statue. He got his best friend flattened because he was stupid. And you guys won't let him go?

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Omg don't use a Hera point to find the twink. #monsterdon

At least Talos uses security bolts...

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I was just thinking it would be ironic if Hercules lost the brooch pin after all that, when -- oof! Poor Hylas!

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Bro, you really think Hercules is the best one among you?

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@LingLass 😱

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Herc is showing a lot of loyalty to his truck brand.

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You'll find him under that ruble of bronze

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jason & falling talos like

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I cannot leave until I've found Hylas!

Have you looked under the big metal dude?

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@strangefour Over the years they just replaced one letter at a time until they got every other ship name

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Jason! Will you not go back to Star Command with us?

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Exit Hercules.

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Later Herc.

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I think Terry Gilliam sampled some of this soundtrack for The Crimson Permanent Assurance.

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Hilus is rolled up over there if you wish to express your condolences
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Hercules won't leave without his boyfriend

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They should've kept the statue ribena to drink later on the ship.
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@diazona Gods/monsters, amiright? #Monsterdon

RIP Hylas. little too late to be sad now, Herc, it's your fault the damned statue was out there in the first place.

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#monsterdon Look Out! We're headed into the Grandpappy of all buffalo shots!

I do not care for how flesh-colored Hera's post is.

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And by disappeared I really mean smooshed like a bug. #Monsterdon

So if this ship is being rebuilt, is it the same ship that set sail?

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“But then he got squished” #Monsterdon

Ok, I’m just gonna say it. It’s what everyone is thinking: Hercules is bastard!

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The squealing metal sounds really do sell it well.

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"disappeared," "crushed like a bug," w/e

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"Good thing we packed all these saws and planes and hammers and none of them fell into the bottom of the sea when he held the boat upside down."

"I know, right!?"

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Hey! Bad touch!

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Talos was so scary when I was a kid

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Fair play to them on rebuilding the ship from local materials, the dream of Nanotechnology

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45 minutes into the film and we've almost started

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What is Hercules’ body count up to now?

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Dude didn't try to get out of the way. RIP, tho. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

DutchGlow
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INDUSTRY! INDUSTRY for a BOATING TOMORROW!

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I'm counting Talos as a "monster" for bingo purposes

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