wait
so
uh, they just leaving him there?

wasn't he supposed to guide them or something?
🥴
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That was 100% someone's rule 34 awakening, harpies in a cage at the mercy of their former tormentee. #Monsterdon

@neia damn. They are nonverbal. Just screeching monsters. Harpies failed the test. :(
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I hope those harpies get free and come after them.

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Sure take the blind man's only possession. Why not?
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There’s not much water ANYWHERE because you brought, may I remind you, ONE JUG!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'll bet before the advent of corrective lenses there were a lot of old men who were "struck blind".

So, who cooked the bird? #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

"It's not much reward for what you've done"

"It's a neck Buddha! Thanks!"

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Oh the color choices on those rocks are AWFUL

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*perky music* : “teehee slavery of mythical creatures is fun!!” #Monsterdon

"What are the clashing rocks"

They're Rocks. That Clash. Clashing Rocks, hence the name. #Monsterdon

The xylophone player in this orchestra was probably very underappreciated like the Bung Bong Drum Guy got all the attention #Monsterdon

The next scene is a ton of fruit they are laying out on the table. Did the harpies provide all that?

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They have a LOT of net, huh?

did greeks have bananas? 🤔
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This is a proper use of nets! The harpies get their wings tangled in the net when it falls on them, and the Argonauts have to rush in before they untangle themselves.

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Jason capturing the harpies before preparing wood with which to cage them

getting the sense Jason isn't a "planning" guy

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Find some wood to build a cage!

Maybe you should have thought of the cage _before_ you caught the harpies.

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“They speak for themselves, don’t they??” and you speak for the audience #Monsterdon

OK I definitely saw one of those leaves twitching

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@diazona

The studio demanded the 15-minute net-weaving montage be cut

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So now we band and release them right?

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Poor harpies. Had to settle for a percentage of the net. #Monsterdon

Well that's a net loss for HARPYS today. Down nearly 100%

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lol no one is grunting with exertion or making any noises

this is so awkward
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@wesbat I guess…they stored it in the hold on their boat?

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How convenient that they had a temple-sized net sitting around

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Armor, now a giant net, that boat had hidden depths.

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And elsewhere in the battle, a man takes a nap. #Monsterdon

Now a cat is playing a xylophone in the background of the scene. For no reason
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two harpy enter, no harpy leave.

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There's one whole side that's open, not covered by the net.

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Lord, don't let the harpies unwind me!

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Nice sphinx statue as Jason landed, btw.

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Gonna build a giant bird cage for the harpies? Why the xylophone in the music?
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Interesting that Harpy catching is very similar to modern drone warfare defense.

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Jason’s net budget is HUGE!

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@Taweret it's worse than gulls! #Monsterdon

They harpies are fliers. Shouldn't they have seen the argonauts hiding on TOP of the ruins on their way down?

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Like, dudes, the harpies are just doing their harpy things. Don’t mess with them, and they won’t mess with you.

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Shouldn't feed wildlife, they get aggressive and lose their wild skills. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

“Good thing we brought this building sized net instead of water, right guys??” #Monsterdon

You're saying all I had to do not to have dinner stolen is MOVE MY TABLE? SERIOUSLY?! gods above i'm so stupid

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Phineas: Growl at me all you want, Zeus!

Zeus: <ZOT>

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“You growl away all you want, Zeus” #Monsterdon

The old man is being punished for calling Zeus “Juice”.

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This guy being “Master Of The Harpys” is a movie only available on PornHub #Monsterdon

Oh, that's nice of them to bring food for the homeless person squatting in the abandoned temple. #monsterdon

I may be unable to watch #monsterdon because small human, but I feel like I’m watching along anyway thanks to all the people I follow who post about it.

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The Gods have gone too far with me.. brother, I hear ya.

I guess the Argonauts’ new outfits were in the boot of the boat.

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I love quick time harch

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Free me from these tormenting Arby's!

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So, as the resident fictional creature, I just want to say that harpies are perfectly nice people. They get unfairly maligned in the media.

Oh, sure, some of them are assholes, but isn't that true of every group other than owlbears?

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Ooh! Batwing Harpies!

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No ... wait ... they're seagulls.

No, harpies. Seagulls. With a side order of corella.

More ruins? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I imagine living in ancient Greece must have sucked big time. Dudes with Timpani always following you everywhere playing I-V-I-V over and over. Trying to eat some fig, bung bong bung bong. Trying to use the crapper in peace, bung bong bung bong.

If he's Phineas, where the hell is Ferb?!

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Honestly if you did sin *every* day that would be impressive dedication

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One way Harryhausen saved money was by buying only 2 timpani drums for the orchestra. Bum dum bum dum
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"What in the name of the gods are they?"

"Marge's sisters, why?"

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Having the creatures "interact" even in small ways with the actors (in this case with a harpy grabbing a cloth) really adds to the convincingness

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Zeus punishes you every day because Zeus is the biggest A hole in the pantheon

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“I misused my TARDIS so I was blinded” #Monsterdon

I feel like not sinning every day is on you, man. You could have been living that life. #Monsterdon

if it happens every day why did he act surprised?

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Just where is this feast coming from anyway? #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Me realizing I have ignored this movie many times before. It's still just slipping off my brain as I view it.
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@faoluin More harpies the merrier!

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@strangefour@retro.pizza Harkness Test says no, at least so far ​:floofCry:​

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Yikes! Greece is scary! Those flappy things must be hard on tourism.

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"Devils! Demons!" Sir those are clearly devils by their wings, have you no Monster Manual? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A pity they're still working with wood, since there's all that bronze laying around now.

Buy one harpy get one FREE

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Love these harpy stop-frames!
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Ewww. Bro got squished like a tiny greek bug. Awww....it was Hercules' lover. He's so sad. #monsterdon

Meanwhile in Anatolia, harpies?

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Harpies? Creepy or sexy? Let's let the monster fuckers on the audience decide..
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Like those bad things, very nice indeed

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AWESOME BAT PEOPLE :blobaww: #Monsterdon

he probably shouldve reached for a weapon first instead of the bread

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I knew awful shit was always happening with Hercules in the old stories, but it's startling to see a modern tale maroon him.

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And The Doctor makes an appearance!

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Huh, I thought there was only one female Gargoyle? #Monsterdon

hell yeah we needed more hot evil women-things in this
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Now he can see?

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harpy: eeeeeeaaaaagh!! your meal is all carbs!!!

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Ah yes, from Greek mythology, we have the gargoyle.

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"We need a really tough boat to reach the end of the world! We can totally hold it together with some rope."

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Hera CC: I can give you 5 more Hera points if you watch this ad for Grecian Formula. #Monsterdon

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I, too, would like a giant pile of grapes.

He used his last Hera help point just to find out that Herc isn't coming back. And prevent a mutiny, so I guess it was worth it. #monsterdon

oh hell yeah

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Fake blind guy alert. #Monsterdon

Hera seems like she'd appreciate being kept up on the gossip, even if she can't help anymore

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@bunnyhero

Hylus is Dedalus.

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I suspect Hera gave bad advice due to being waterlogged
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