Dude, be more respectful of Hera’s chin

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Ahhh, it's the Dodge Ram 800 (BC).

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Argo gets a bit familiar with the budt of Hera.

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#monsterdon ... And wait until you see where I put the rudder!

Oh, men wrestling. But not naked. What sort of shit is this? No orgies, no naked men wrestling? #monsterdon

“I’ll call her the Argos, after the shop I bought it from” #Monsterdon

oooo, creepy.

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Hylas, ancient inventor of Frisbee golf. #Monsterdon

Well, Lou Ferrigno was a better Hercules. Stronger, at least
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Oh, the ARGO. Now I get it.

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@diazona He’s missing delts that could be used as pillows.

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She is a fine ship! But she's a terrible boat. Just awful.

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Well. I'm in. I have seen this a few times. So just starting where we are...

Those are some well-girded loins.

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Zeus: “Is this the only thing on? Change the channel” #Monsterdon

Well shucks, lookee there. If it ain't ole Hercules. Ma and Pa ain't never gonna believe this.
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I'm so glad we didn't have the roll call of all the heroes supposed to be aboard.

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Hylus and Lois #Monsterdon

He won by skimming. This was an example of why embezzling is good, actually. #Monsterdon

It'd be another two thousand years before they thought about putting the television on a wall.

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Herc's a good loser. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

So no single syllable names on this boat then.
"What's your name lad?
Bob.
Gtf off my boat you abomination!"
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Oh they're having so much fun. #Monsterdon

When I chuck a disc that hard it's usually because the damn thing is too scratched and ebay won't give me my $4 back.

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lmao
FiveHead gaming
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God's love the boob tube too
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i think officially they're married now.

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Buncha bros playing Ultimate

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#monsterdon He should have thrown the discus into SPACE!

Sooo... we gotta take a tangent to have the Olympics first?

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Ah, the old “I’ve never played poker before” of discus #Monsterdon

I LOVE THIS SCENE #monsterdon . An old favorite

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My name is Hera, I'll be your protector on this crew, with this crew of Olympus-based quest attendants...

Grecian trash talking

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This was Hercules before his lifting days.

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Hercules looks rough but after the previous two Monsterdons that’s understandable #Monsterdon

No thanks I already ate. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Oh I forgot about the *eye candy*, hellO.
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And so Zeus, the King of the Gods, takes credit for Jason's idea and faith in the greedy/proud hearts of the Greek shipbuilders and athletes. Just like Zeus. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts

Hercules has a target on his back. #Monsterdon

Wee've got Hercules at home

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Poludeuces translates to "Many Twos" or "lots of poops" #Monsterdon

Last I checked Greek wrestling did not involve clothing.

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W is complaining the athletes aren't as naked as they should be. #Monsterdon

When is the swimsuit portion? #monsterdon

I guess we get a side helping of Hercules. #Monsterdon

Hercules? From last week?! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Are we sure we should bring the scheming son of the current tyrant? He's really good at sports though, it's probably fine"

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👀 Notice that Hercules has a different look in this film. Harryhausen wanted to avoid the Italian "muscleman" stereotype seen in previous films.

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heyyyyyy that's not Lou! I call bullshit. #monsterdon

So this is set after the founding of Syracuse. Interesting
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Polygamous Duces? Phallus of Athens? Hercules of last week! And the rest.
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Spyro is here?

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“The gods are best served by those who want their help least.”

I love this line. It’s like Zeus is saying, “We want to do the least, so we’ll choose the mortal who wants our help the least.”

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Can we just fast forward to the chest oil competition? This is Technicolor, is it not?

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Yes, the guy with no shoulder muscles definitely won that thingamajigger toss #Monsterdon

"AAAAAAAND IN THIS CORNER, THE UUUUUUUUNDERTAKER" #Monsterdon

And for the third movie in a row ... here's Hercules!

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instead of one overly beefed up guy we get a lot of regular guys instead
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#monsterdon He's got a little maaaaan!

Polydeuces can GET IT #monsterdon

Is this a track and field meet to select people?

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"Jason. When someone asks you if you want help from a God, you say yes!"

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These guys were a big deal in prehistory. #Monsterdon

“There may be no Golden Fleece…
But human riches I’ll release…”
New wave pop band XTC gave us this fun social commentary in 1982.
https://youtu.be/G8yzT0LItfU
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CASTOR OF OIL! CASTUS OF THOUSANDS! SPIRUS OF GRAPHS!

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dude. the old man just turned into a giant and is glowing. That some good weed, man. #monsterdon

So which of these Greeks is Zorba?

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I love that he always chooses the most elaborate plan possible.

What if I built a large wooden badger...

CASTOR OF OIL #Monsterdon

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If you are watching the DVD, you may see scenes that were cut from other versions, especially regarding skeletons, but no spoilers now.

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Yeah, I would turn down Zeus before I'd piss off Hera. I've read myths. #Monsterdon

I'm sorry Polywhatnow

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How is Jason paying for these games?

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Where is the giant log to beat the wrestlers‽
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Ye Gods, but Olympus looks boring AF.

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Jason invented the Olympics as a job fair. #Monsterdon

JAson and the Argonauts--the original Avengers #monsterdon

They should've pitcjed his voice up #monsterdon

He's trying to get to Shell Beach, but good luck, none of those busses stop anywhere near here. They're all expresses.

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SPEAK UP JASON YOU'RE TINY #monsterdon

listen, if Rincewind can get to the end of the earth, surely i can.

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I love the Warhammer 40K tabletop action lol

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SQUISH HIM LIKE BUG!

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This is like the part in Brewster's Millions where the superhuman entities reveal their entire capricious motive to the poor victim & they're just happy to jump onboard. #Monsterdon

Ultima Thule, here we come #monsterdon

If it doesn’t exist it’ll be a bit harder to find #Monsterdon

I'm gonna go write a hackernews post about JSON and the Argonauts

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(nerd joke)
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It's only one question if you splice them together tho

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The hearts of men make lousy ships and worse decking material. Maybe try something else - wood, maybe?

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I require a more genderqueer Hermes, movie. Go get Daedalus from last week, please.

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This voyage brought to you by our sponsor today, Hera

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What is it you want? A ship? A crew?

Well, I could use a sandal for one thing.

"No man calls upon the gods unless he wants something"

"We arranged for you to be brought here..."

Hey gods, let's review the definition of "calls upon"

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Shipped to Olympus by Hermes?? It’s Evri now, and he’s even more screwed #Monsterdon

Should've pitched Jason's voice up for this scene :P #Monsterdon

It's minified JSON!
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That "Perhaps I can help" came out real saucy.

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he's just a little guy

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