Oh they're having so much fun. #Monsterdon

When I chuck a disc that hard it's usually because the damn thing is too scratched and ebay won't give me my $4 back.

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lmao
FiveHead gaming
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God's love the boob tube too
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i think officially they're married now.

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Buncha bros playing Ultimate

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#monsterdon He should have thrown the discus into SPACE!

the costume department is like "hmm what did ancient guys wear, probably like diapers and pillowcases" #monsterdon

Sooo... we gotta take a tangent to have the Olympics first?

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Ah, the old “I’ve never played poker before” of discus #Monsterdon

I LOVE THIS SCENE #monsterdon . An old favorite

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My name is Hera, I'll be your protector on this crew, with this crew of Olympus-based quest attendants...

Grecian trash talking

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This was Hercules before his lifting days.

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Hercules looks rough but after the previous two Monsterdons that’s understandable #Monsterdon

No thanks I already ate. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Oh I forgot about the *eye candy*, hellO.
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And so Zeus, the King of the Gods, takes credit for Jason's idea and faith in the greedy/proud hearts of the Greek shipbuilders and athletes. Just like Zeus. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts

Hercules has a target on his back. #Monsterdon

Wee've got Hercules at home

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Oh come on this is no Hercules, he's missing about 300 pounds of muscles

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Poludeuces translates to "Many Twos" or "lots of poops" #Monsterdon

Last I checked Greek wrestling did not involve clothing.

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W is complaining the athletes aren't as naked as they should be. #Monsterdon

When is the swimsuit portion? #monsterdon

I guess we get a side helping of Hercules. #Monsterdon

Hercules? From last week?! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Are we sure we should bring the scheming son of the current tyrant? He's really good at sports though, it's probably fine"

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👀 Notice that Hercules has a different look in this film. Harryhausen wanted to avoid the Italian "muscleman" stereotype seen in previous films.

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heyyyyyy that's not Lou! I call bullshit. #monsterdon

So this is set after the founding of Syracuse. Interesting
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Polygamous Duces? Phallus of Athens? Hercules of last week! And the rest.
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Spyro is here?

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“The gods are best served by those who want their help least.”

I love this line. It’s like Zeus is saying, “We want to do the least, so we’ll choose the mortal who wants our help the least.”

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Can we just fast forward to the chest oil competition? This is Technicolor, is it not?

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Yes, the guy with no shoulder muscles definitely won that thingamajigger toss #Monsterdon

"AAAAAAAND IN THIS CORNER, THE UUUUUUUUNDERTAKER" #Monsterdon

And for the third movie in a row ... here's Hercules!

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instead of one overly beefed up guy we get a lot of regular guys instead
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#monsterdon He's got a little maaaaan!

dude you want to pick people based on how good of sailors they are not... whatever this is #monsterdon

Polydeuces can GET IT #monsterdon

Is this a track and field meet to select people?

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"Jason. When someone asks you if you want help from a God, you say yes!"

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These guys were a big deal in prehistory. #Monsterdon

“There may be no Golden Fleece…
But human riches I’ll release…”
New wave pop band XTC gave us this fun social commentary in 1982.
https://youtu.be/G8yzT0LItfU
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CASTOR OF OIL! CASTUS OF THOUSANDS! SPIRUS OF GRAPHS!

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dude. the old man just turned into a giant and is glowing. That some good weed, man. #monsterdon

So which of these Greeks is Zorba?

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I love that he always chooses the most elaborate plan possible.

What if I built a large wooden badger...

CASTOR OF OIL #Monsterdon

Yeah, I would turn down Zeus before I'd piss off Hera. I've read myths. #Monsterdon

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⁉️ TRIVIA AND THE ARGOS ⛵🌊

If you are watching the DVD, you may see scenes that were cut from other versions, especially regarding skeletons, but no spoilers now.

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I'm sorry Polywhatnow

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How is Jason paying for these games?

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Where is the giant log to beat the wrestlers‽
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Ye Gods, but Olympus looks boring AF.

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Jason invented the Olympics as a job fair. #Monsterdon

JAson and the Argonauts--the original Avengers #monsterdon

They should've pitcjed his voice up #monsterdon

Tiny army has advantages. Could fee a whole platoon on one jumbo jack. #monsterdon

"Here, take this card, and I'll stamp it every time I help you. Get five stamps and you get a free pastry."

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He's trying to get to Shell Beach, but good luck, none of those busses stop anywhere near here. They're all expresses.

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SPEAK UP JASON YOU'RE TINY #monsterdon

listen, if Rincewind can get to the end of the earth, surely i can.

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I love the Warhammer 40K tabletop action lol

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BTW i find it fascinating that the greeks considered curliness (of the hair) with godliness

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SQUISH HIM LIKE BUG!

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This is like the part in Brewster's Millions where the superhuman entities reveal their entire capricious motive to the poor victim & they're just happy to jump onboard. #Monsterdon

Ultima Thule, here we come #monsterdon

If it doesn’t exist it’ll be a bit harder to find #Monsterdon

I'm gonna go write a hackernews post about JSON and the Argonauts

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(nerd joke)
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It's only one question if you splice them together tho

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Hearts of men are known to be way more valuable than gold.

By weight.
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The hearts of men make lousy ships and worse decking material. Maybe try something else - wood, maybe?

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I require a more genderqueer Hermes, movie. Go get Daedalus from last week, please.

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This voyage brought to you by our sponsor today, Hera

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What is it you want? A ship? A crew?

Well, I could use a sandal for one thing.

"No man calls upon the gods unless he wants something"

"We arranged for you to be brought here..."

Hey gods, let's review the definition of "calls upon"

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Shipped to Olympus by Hermes?? It’s Evri now, and he’s even more screwed #Monsterdon

Should've pitched Jason's voice up for this scene :P #Monsterdon

It's minified JSON!
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That "Perhaps I can help" came out real saucy.

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he's just a little guy

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This is my little friend, George. #Monsterdon

Jason and the Mininauts #monsterdon

No more Hermes since the rise of e-mail

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@trixter

Does that trick *ever* work?

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So music on Mount Olympus comes from a wind up piano?

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Here, hold this lyre.

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Hera knows cheaters are more fun

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you would think the gods would be better looking

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So is Olympus not on the moon‽
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That old man with the worst eyebrows was really a giant Vulcan in a silly helmet! Or a Romulan?
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“Zeus, why does your transporter beam make everything 25x bigger?”

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Zeus and Hera are fighting over who gets to help save Jason. Hera is mad because the big bad defied her temple by killing children inside it, Zeus doesn't want her to help, he says because it's "man's work" but it's probably because Jason is his kid.

Anyway, Hera decides to intervene anyway, creating a swimming accident where Jason must save the big bad, causing him to lose a sandal, which shows the big bad who Jason is.

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Hair/wigs better this week, too #Monsterdon

Waiter! I distinctly asked for the non-smoking section!
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♫ STRA~ ♪ TE~ ♫ GOOOOOO~♪ #Monsterdon