Oh great, more IP

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@ramsey some stories say that because of all the treachery and stuff it lost its gold.
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I'm going to hang out in the background of this next film. Thank you all for a wonderful #Monsterdon. A million thank yous to @ryan and @Taweret

I scream, you scream we all scream for skeletons!
Good times were had by the skeletons
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Someone else already said it but I do approve of the monsters - Jason and his crew of pirates - fucking off into the sea

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Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo, @JoeWynne for the trivia. And @paco and everyone at monsterdon central.

"Who knows what waits for us in Nature's No-Man's-Land?" #TheBeastFrom20000Fathoms #Monsterdon

Again, just throwing his shield, wtf, dude?

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Turns out the real monster is nepotism.

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Jason got fleeced but in a good way.

THE END

Sorta. This game of Risk isn't done yet.

Jason has just merely obtained the dependencies. He hasn't even tried to install himself into.power yet. TO BE CONTINUED dammit!

Thanks for hosting this epic #Monsterdon @Taweret I never get tired of Harryhausen's MAGNIFICENT works of art!

*sigh* done with it, and not a single orgy. Not very historically accurate. This was fun #monsterdon

Still an excellent film, if a bit of a tease for a sequel to resolve the story that never came.

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Zeus is all horny now after watching that shit #monsterdon

Oh guys, I forgot how cool the skeletons were…

But you know what woulda made this better? A heroic Owlbear champion of Pharasma to fight the undead.

…

Just sayin' #Monsterdon

Underwhelming ending! #monsterdon

Ok, I guess this is enough #monsterdon greek mythology movies for this years, right?
Oh boy, I fear for tomorrow pool.

Oh wait I've seen that already. Gave it a 8/10 rating. So two good movies in a row on #monsterdon, unfathomable.

Ok, I confess I got distracted by Pokopia at the end there and didn’t watch or post with my full attention

Mea culpa etc. etc. etc. #Monsterdon

Well that was...

thanks y'all. Fun as usual. Have a great night. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

So skeletons is this like a minecraft crossover or some shit? #monsterdon

@moira is it consensual kissing, not involving him? of course he's running away 😛

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And so they sailed off into the sea! A happy ending, if you don't know the full story of Jason and Medea! #Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts (1963)

#monsterdon And that was our last special effects sequence so the movie is over ... now.

So .. he does not actually get to complete his quest.

Go figure.

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Hey, everyone, let's just stand here while that guy throws teeth around. Seems legit. #Monsterdon

They ended a story with Jason & Medea on a positive note? I call shenanigans.

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the skeletons were neat

ty for joining, everyone!!

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And so they fucked off back to Thessaly.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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And ... THE END. Somehow think Hera is less than pleased with Jason, though.

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Well that was fun, thanks all! Hadn't seen that one since I was a kiddo

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Hera: “Alexa, turn off my TV” #Monsterdon

Bless you, Harryhausen.

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Just don't let Chronos get his hands on it… #Monsterdon

Now they're scuba skels

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Skeletons? What the fuck? That's now how it works. #monsterdon

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The fighting skeletons are adorbs!

I don't care how cool it looks, you don't throw away your sword or shield during battle.

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They call that army of skeletons The Boners.

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Pretty sure animated skeletons can swim, my dude #Monsterdon

Ooo....he's throwing bits of the hydra. And like, those little microscopic critters in real life, you can cut them up and they all just grow back. #monsterdon

I'm not left handed EITHER! #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Give up Skeleton, I have the higher ground!

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For just a second I thought King Bouncy Beard was going to cry over the hydra like someone had killed his favorite rancor.

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Screaming skeletons now? :blobdisapproval: #monsterdon

The Children of the Night… what lovely music they make!

… Sorry, I channeled my inner Stoker for a second there. #Monsterdon

Love the skellies!
Of course bludgeoning weapons would work better.

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skelly boys ❤️
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okay damn this some good skelly action
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ooo...the sweater woke up the chick and somehow she has bigger boobs now #monsterdon

lol! That scream and the sudden burst of speed made me snort laugh.

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Serious question, how does a skeleton monster scream without lungs?

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did those skellys just... scream?

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7 skeletons, one for each head?

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Panning to the Argonauts for their reaction. Instead of surprise, fear, or determination, it's... confusion. Like: "hoo boy, this is a really tough math problem, how do I even approach it?"

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They're just skin and bones... without the skin

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Imagine this on the big screen! #Monsterdon

But let's face it, this is the scene we all came for, isn't it?

Go skelly warriors!

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The. HATS. Are. Sending. Me.

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Hey guys, you're looking a bit thin. You been skipping breakfast?

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wai, he already have a bunch of soldiers, an will let the skeletons do the work?
C'mon men, attack with full force
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@diazona Jason and the herbalists!
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The rear projected stop motion technique was pretty good but the loss of quality on the background is brutal. #Monsterdon

Here we go. Sons of the dragon teeth!

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You know, if they're slain by the Hydra, they were probably trying to get the Fleece their selves, so, y'know you'd think they'd be all more "Let's get Aetes!" #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Now for the money shot :)

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@Taweret Shhh, just go with it. 😭#Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

fancy shields they've got too. nice.

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I know where this is going...

But the skellngtons have Grecian shields, not Persian.

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Okay but why do the teeth of the hydra create HUMAN skeleton warriors?

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As many have pointed out... SKELETONS!!

Ooo, clacky clacky skeletons!

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They're pulling off roasting meat from the snake. Very gamey tasting. #monsterdon

Final showdown time.... #monsterdon

All right! Skellies! #Monsterdon

Yissssssssssssssssssssssss HI BONES #Monsterdon

I was half expecting the tripped skeleton to collapse in a pile of bones

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(me seeing the skeletons)
:sickoface: :sickos_yes:
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Jason's look is going: "He's, throwing teeth on the ground? He's fuckin nuts."
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"If you're not careful with this kind of sequence, it gets to be comical, and we didn't want a cartoon. Bernie's sequence was just perfect for this sequence."

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Why do you hold your shield with the bird upside down?

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#monsterdon I like how he just tosses the teeth out. Like he's throwing out candy to a crowd of children.

Few teeth here, a few teeth over there...

“Rise up you dead slain of the Hydra” #Monsterdon

So, like, double plus bonus for hydra animation, but minus one million points for hydra death.

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Ok Argonauts, maybe you don't want to just be standing there.

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Also found the City of Troy. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Get a good night’s sleep with the Golden Fleece. You can have your very own for only 10 to the power of 12 payments of $69.99.

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@strangefour You steal his gold, he gives you teeth.

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T is for his tooth-filled wrath

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Your squashed ice cream cone hat is silly, sir.

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This would have been a great opportunity to bring back the healing flowers. It'd be a nice show of Jason learning from Medea and using that knowledge. A sign of respect. It would also let the movie reduce the powers of the fleece: it blesses the nation rather than individuals.

Alas.

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Oh it's Ray time. I can sense it. #Monsterdon

"Jason and his pirates." Get his ass! #Monsterdon

Ancient Abraham Lincoln is like the anti tooth fairy.
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Sock-Hat Lincoln needs a decent pair of pants.

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"In the original, rotting corpses appear, which would not be very appealing and horrific. We were out to make an unusual sequence, not a horrific one. So clean cut skeletons emerge instead.

-Ray

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GURL. LET HIM DIE.

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Next christmas I'm not bothering with a tree, I want glowing golden fleece!

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Ya let Argus touch the sweater. It's not even his size and he's only worn clothes once in the last 1 hour and 32 minutes. #monsterdon