Next christmas I'm not bothering with a tree, I want glowing golden fleece!

#monsterdon

Ya let Argus touch the sweater. It's not even his size and he's only worn clothes once in the last 1 hour and 32 minutes. #monsterdon

Yes, throw your shield at it, you absolute fucknugget.

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

That fleece is skanky.
More like it has the stench that can wake up a comatose person.
#Monsterdon

FIFTY MEN and one woman. And you shoot a single arrow and hit the only woman.

#monsterdon

FOOL of a took!

#monsterdon #JaconAndTheArgonauts1963

Wilhelm-esque scream very good #Monsterdon

🎵 You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl

#Monsterdon

"I was an only child, my parents always worked with me, took an interest, never tried to discourage me. She used to help me making papier mache puppets... but after seeing King Kong I became intrigued with movie cameras and stop motion."

#monsterdon

Nice of their pursuers to give them time to do a resurrection spell here. #Monsterdon

Finally I'm at the Hydra! #Monsterdon

How kind of the archer to fire one arrow only and then take his union-mandated 15 minute break

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Jason, you've fought enough battles to know you shouldn’t willy nilly yank out an arrow like that.

#Monsterdon

that thing is solid tinsel

#Monsterdon

Yeah? Well does YOUR hat have a reservoir tip?

#monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts

So that's how you steal stuff at TJ Maxx? Wow. #monsterdon

oh. no. not... uh, this lady i've known for like 36 hours???

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Oh shit they shot the priestess of foresight. #Monsterdon

bummer!
#Monsterdon

skeleton scene yussss

#monsterdon

Oh yeah, pull out that arrow.

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

"Children of the nights"? Sounds like a bad heavy metal band
#monsterdon
#Jasonandtheargonauts

i cannot imagine htose wicker shields are very effective tvh

#monsterdon

The Hyda's teeth are going to have kids?

#monsterdon
#JasonandtheArgonauts

Look, I'm sorry, that fleece is full of fucking glitter. You'll be picking it out of your ass for the next 20 years. Not worth it!

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Except fluoride and flossing #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

Their shields have boobies.
#monsterdon

"Come to me my children of the night! You have such beautiful music to make!"
"DOOT DA DOOT DOOT DOOT!!"
#Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts

Now for a bit of post-life orthodontal work
#Monsterdon

Love built on that firm and enduring foundation of *checks notes* knowing somebody for less than 48 hours #Monsterdon

Bro, the hissing snake is theft prevention. You have to pay for the sweater. #monsterdon

#monsterdon
The children of the Hydra's teeth.. intrigued I don't remember this..

"Fetch me the Hydra's teeth. We'll check its dental records and get a positive ID!"

#Monsterdon

Half a dozen heads means bunches of teeth! It's going to be a little army!

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

I get the feeling this king knows a little bit of sorcery. #Monsterdon

Summon BONUS MONSTER.
#monsterdon

I think we are coming up to my favorite part growing up
#monsterdon

Nifty hydra skeleton

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

“Here scarecrow, wanna play ball?”

#Monsterdon

Oo, skeletal hydra :D #Monsterdon

@moira so this guy is not only stealing their fleece and sinking their main aircraft carrier hydra, he is crashing their economy by stealing the capital at the heart of their financial system #monsterdon

hydra teeth, dragon teeth, same thing really

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Maybe get to safety first before attempting fleece-based resuscitation?

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Bats!? Is it dracula now? #Monsterdon

Oh god that hat. He's a hoopy frood who knows where his towl is.
#Monsterdon

this Fleece has all the blings!
#monsterdon
#Jasonandtheargonauts

Not so golden when they turned the highlghts down

#monsterdon
#JasonandtheArgonauts

Why do they all have those goofy sock hats? 😂

#Monsterdon #JaconAndTheArgonauts1963

@jivens 😂

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

That's not a golden fleece, that's a sleeping Mystic. He's gonna wake up and want to know where the hell Jen's gone off to now.

#monsterdon #JaconAndTheArgonauts1963

Priestess gives Jason a Potion of Cure Light Wounds to heal the scratch on his arm.

#monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Fleece not looking so gold anymore now that the hydra is dead

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

@moira reserve value of golden fleece with a bond issuance central bank backed up by the military assurance of a bunch of dragons and hydras and whatnot #monsterdon

What is going on with the costume department for the Colchisians?

I mean, I guess the guard in scythian clothes makes sense.

#monsterdon

You touched it, and the magic is gone.

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

OOOO! The golden designer sweater! YAZ GIRL! #monsterdon

She doesn't want you to get involved with him, Medea, that's why!

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Well, that was strangely anticlimactic for a Hydra. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

You know, I'm beginning to understand the lack of pants in antiquity.

#monsterdon #jasonandtheargonauts

I'll never complain about having to pass the noisy dog a few houses down again. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts 🍿🎥

What kind of dime store hydra dies from a single hit to the body? I call bullshit. That fight was rigged. #Monsterdon

Okay, I assume they're using a practical Hydra head to wrap around Jason and rear projection for the rest but it was really well done, it totally passes as a single shot

#Monsterdon

I've seen more better golden fabric at Walmart.
#monsterdon

"Chaffee would have moved the action of Clash of the Titans much faster than the actual director did."

WE WAS ROBBED

#monsterdon

Okay, I assume they're using a practical Hydra head to wrap around Jason and a matte for the rest but it was really well done, it totally passes as a single shot

#Monsterdon

In fairness the hydra doesn't really seem to know how to use its many necks effectively

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

This Hydra sounds like a bunch of steam pipes. I wonder if it has a release valve like Talos somewhere.
#monsterdon
#JasonandTheargonauts

Is that hydra-head gumming him?

#monsterdon
#JasonandtheArgonauts

Pruning skills are key here #Monsterdon

Why is a hydra guarding the golden fleece anyway?

#Monsterdon

"Get up on the hydra's back! Get up on the hydra's back! Get up on the hydra's back!"

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

@hollie hera did not help his ass with being more coordinated than a kindergartener #monsterdon

#monsterdon lmao why the LONG NECK, Jason puppet?!?!

The hydra's not very big. And it's very quiet.

Needs more.

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

He swings, he misses. For three minutes.
#Monsterdon

The Harryhausen Hydra is the BEST HYDRA EVAR #Monsterdon

Medea on the verge for five minutes of saying "Um, Jason, your sword is doing nothing to the hydra," but never getting it out. #Monsterdon

YES THE CLAYMATION DOLL YEESSSSSS

#Monsterdon

May I just offer a hearty WTF to that statue of H lady. She is OFFENDED.

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Man, he really does not know how to use a shield, does he?

#Monsterdon #JaconAndTheArgonauts1963

"It's one of my favourites, the hydra sequence. Very few people ask me questions or even remember it existed!

"We tried to simulate the idea of a snake body, along with the reptilian concept of a dinosaur.

"All of the movement was done at the time of animation, not pre-planned. Only the cuts were pre-planned, but only in the broadest sense."

#monsterdon

It just wants its Silphium fix. #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

These Harryhausen creatures are so awesome. #Monsterdon

One does not simply grab the Golden Fleece. #Monsterdon

You'd need at least 2 Ghidorahs to fight this guy

#Monsterdon

Wait, is that the creature from Tremors?

#monsterdon

Day, night, night and day, everything is the same on this movie
#monsterdon
#JasonAndTheargonauts

You can't just waltz in and takew the golden fleece!

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

I could watch his stop motion all day long
#monsterdon

That's what you get for loving your dad more than Jason, Acastus #Monsterdon

@brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net Meanwhile, I'm like: wound-healing flowers? Give me seeds, give me cuttings, I want this growing everywhere! It's not quite the Golden Fleece, but it's an amazing second place prize!

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Half named, passed out men. There was for sure an orgy. She's stealing some dudes keys to his Mercedes. #monsterdon

movie about the ancient greeks would have me believe hydras are a threat on the same level as quicksand.

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963

Oh yeah that's some good hydra

#Monsterdon #JaconAndTheArgonauts1963

@nhgeek dish towel pyramid hat guy talking to frilly cuff oiled sock wig king #monsterdon

Yay hydra #Monsterdon

#monsterdon hail hydra

Oo, good hydra :D #Monsterdon