What the hell is this? A sock helmet? A sweater vest stuck on his head?

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thank god

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Snake! :dragnheart:

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KING GIDORAH?! NICE

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The captain dude is wearing actual clothes. I barely recognized him. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh great tinsel sheep, watch over us

It IS pretty. #Monsterdon

Yay monsters!

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"Alright men, be on the lookout for the Golden Fleece. It looks like this!"

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Oh great just leave your golden fleece sampo hanging on some random fucking branch, that's _definitely_ how to guard what amounts to your national monetary stockpile

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@yatsu

The Black Hole Of Colchis...

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"It was very hard to keep the hydra moving correctly as I was animating it, by myself... particularly the telephone would ring and I'd answer it and come back and wonder, which way was the sixth head going again???"

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The gritty reboot of Seven Brides For Seven Brothers #Monsterdon

Well, I had to let the dog out, so now all my riffing will be a few minutes off.

Thanks, Obama.

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So their prized golden fleece is just hanging on a tree unguarded?

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How can you have a throwing a goblet shot without the sound of a goblet clattering on the floor off camera??
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oh shit, they broke out the brush-heads

it's serious now

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I love the hair and costumes of the people of Colchis.

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"ooohh, Strangers, I'll betray my family and bring doom to my people for them!"

ffs Medea

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yessss the hydra

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Someone's gran has been drunk crocheting again. What the helmet?
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So the golden fleece is basically a less-specific sampo?

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Ah, don't we get the bronze bulls, and the Dragon's Teeth? #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963

King Neckbeard and his shirtless hunk retinue arrive at the temple. Medea, who is secretly also the priestess says "Hecate says you should welcome these people" and King Neckbeard is like "cool we'll throw u a party"

And then at the party, King Neckbeard is like "you came for the golden fleece didn't you? fuck you, you can't have it! I'm cancelling this party!"

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#monsterdon BEST. HAT.

I love this guy's hat! It's so goofy.

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What in sam hill does that palace guard have on his head?

It looks like a hockey sock!

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what bet did this guy lose to end up wearing that hat

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Is that a freaking knitted hat??? #Monsterdon

the Colchis people weren't bound to keep our guys in their cells, look at those hats.

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@crowbriarhexe I'm a tiny bit behind you. So I read this before he said it. And then I was like what!?

Are they from Dorset?

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Row. row. row your boat.. gently down the stream..

@Taweret same

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@jonny the crew of the Argo did not include a hero named OPSECos

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anybody here a lifeguard? Is it common for women to declare they love you after pulling them out of the ocean?
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sure are a lot of whispering women in this movie

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the argonauts all in one cell together like the British guys in the Great Escape.

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The gods, the gods. Everyone claims them for themselves. #Monsterdon

"and I love you."

"WE JUST MET, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOVE ME?"

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Okay. Now they're drinking and their slaves are twinks. For sure an orgy now. #monsterdon

You huh what him?

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“See, Jason. If you take the fleece, all my people will die. So…I love you.”

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Wow Medea has, like, *no* principles

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This movie may have begun filming the day I was born. Maybe.

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“Listen to m’dear” #Monsterdon

“But how can you love me if you have no… oh, /country/“ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963 seriously though jason is in the wrong here, i'm on team colchis

This priestess and Trump must have the same make-up artist. That...is a lot of gold body paint. She clearly has more money. #monsterdon

Back in ancient times we asked the big cool statue Hecate for help now we ask ChatGPT my how we have fallen from grace #Monsterdon

Awwww the jailors all sleep like a puddle of dogs!
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So much bronzer, she's developed a patina.

Ooooo nice robe, though.

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#monsterdon These swords sound like me taking a tent down, with all those metal bits with the cord running through them. And me getting tangled in them and falling over, head in a creek, a bear looking on with pity.

yeah yeah you're my only hope I get that a lot

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That little shite! He's supposed to be flat as a pancake!

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Hecate: “Well funnily enough I have an opinion on which two of those is worse” #Monsterdon

It's about then those Argonaut boys found themselves in a lick o'trouble.

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You got Twink'd, Jayjay

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Ohhh, I see. It's just a rave. And they've clothed the headlining DJ. #monsterdon

"Why you little shit!"
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Y'know you probably didn't need to get into the whole murderers thing before they actually tried to kill anyone

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Oh come on Jason, you cannot possibly be shocked by this. #Monsterdon

OMG, the son of the guy I'm trying to kill betrayed me! WHO WOULD HAVE EVERY GUESS!!!
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owned lol

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He’s got a point #Monsterdon

This guy _really is_ Captain Picard isn't he

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WE WILL NOT LET YOU FLEECE US JASON #Monsterdon

The local king is on to Jason's Colonial shenanigans

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Roll credits.
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Why did you come to caulk us?

I heard your tub needed recaulking.
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You have come to the land of King Abraham Lincoln.

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FOR ONE WEEK ONLY - JASON! AND! THE! ARGONAUUUUUUUTS!

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More dancers. For sure an orgy this time. #monsterdon

I'm not going to be able to Photoshop GNU Imp this in time so just imagine "Identifying Wood" but it's "Identifying Orientalism" and the plank of wood is Edward Said's Orientalism and the caption is YUP, THAT'S ORIENTALISM

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Argoooos!

#cfl #toronto #monsterdon

Bit of a mood swing from the host here #Monsterdon

Whoa! Chick healed Jason with her Sephora concealer. That shit's expensive! #monsterdon

"We know of your great hetreoism"

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“I know you’ve come to fleece me!!” #Monsterdon

It's a shame they ran out of green body paint on Orion #Monsterdon

Right ok - Hecate and dancing - she's probably evil isn't she?

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Is that Data’s sister?

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Any man of whom he asks what who now? Can you phrase it like a human being?
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What is this (literally) limp-wristed walk that Jason is giving us?

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@EmptySet 🎉

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"I got your message"

Wow their kingdom has great telecom. #Monsterdon

Lady, you *can* overdo the bronzing.

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Question: How racist is this casting?

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*beard game intensifies*

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Bitchin temple composite. #monsterdon

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Some really old style vogueing here.

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Why the fuck is the theatre dude trying to kill Jason with a wig? #monsterdon

Important Man enters, flanked by Bored Guys

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#monsterdon a lotta Schiaparelli Pink happening in ancient Greece or wherever Kalkis is

I mean... the rocks can only fall once, am I right?

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Medea is painted up gold. Is she the fleece???!??!? #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear But then there wouldn't have been dance numbers!

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“She says, neener neener neener” #Monsterdon