let's do, uh, reverse brainwashing?

nah, that's regular brainwashing

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"World's first production-ready manned mecha" created by Unitree Robotics.

Now you can smash down walls just like Godzilla!

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/16348378/half-tonne-mecha-bot-stomps-street-smashes-wall/

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alien's got a lot of fillings

their dental technologies are not any more advanced than our own

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"I gave him the super strength formula - as a joke!"

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@wohali It'll be one third meetings, one third models, one third goop. #Monsterdon

"He appears to be humanoid and highly intellegent."

How can you tell? He's unconscious.

Oh right, let's use torture.
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"we've tried talking to him in english, we're all out of options, we have to drug him to get him to say... something..."

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he cant understand you with that much product in his hair he can hardly even breathe through his brain in this condition

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"He appears to be humanoid and very intelligent."

You can tell that just by looking at him? #monsterdon

#monsterdon alien gimps!

"Do we know where their veins are?" "Nope!"

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Quick, give him the drug that breaks down not knowing English

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#monsterdon drugging your POWs is a warcrime, yes?

@paco @CactuarJoe Oh wow... someone's thinly veiled fetish? #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

I'm gonna guess *You Only Live Twice* for the role I semi-recognize the announcer voice from

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"The answers are needed to certain questions"

My thoughts exactly but we don't all get what we want, now do we

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NOW KISS

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@paco @CactuarJoe He's got LESS coverage than a g-string on a belly dancer!

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Interrogating him for 43 minutes. Do you have somewhere else to be? #Monsterdon

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I spoke English slowly. He is not communicative!

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Always get right in the line of fire of your allies when sneaking up on your enemy.

We still have another half an hour, folks.

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"Try one of the new anodynes."

Sure, I'll cue up Little House on the Prairie. #Monsterdon

Those space ships really are Musk's design. Boom!

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look, no human would put THAT MUCH vaseline in their hair!

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"He's a bit overweight - give him the GLP-1"

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Brylcreme, now the perfect alien torture item.

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Wait, does the UFO person have chains around… there???? #Monsterdon

"Our prisoner doesn't respond to English! Let's DRUG HIM! That's SURE to help!"

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#monsterdon ope, movie disappeared

Three men in an operating theatre... surely ONE of them must have a fag or pipe!

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"He appears to be humanoid and highly intelligent." Based on... what, exactly?

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what makes you think you can take the alien on in hand to hand combat they could have the strength of 100 gorillas or be indestructible robots. just because spilling their face water seems to be lethal doesn't mean you should wrestle them #monsterdon

Oh no, his light beige jacket is dirty!

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The UFO blew up and snowed in thew forest?
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YOUFO with new and improved explodium. #Monsterdon

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and appears to have just started a home haircoloring session

I love how they just know the alien physiology without almost any effort, but they can't figure out how to track the you-foes to save their life. #monsterdon

The aliens get it. Shut The Fuck Up. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Cary Elwes?

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Alien potato in the alien microwave.

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He breathes through his hair?

Whose fetish is *that*?

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@cd0 Well, where there's oxygen there are usually trees

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Ooookay, that's ... that's a drone suit. The alien is in a latex drone suit w/ chain accessories. #Monsterdon

Aliens breathe through their hair?

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This was such a lame fight
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time for the wrestling section #monsterdon

"The answers are needed to certain questions. I'm asking you to cooperate."

Perfectly reasonably stated, concisely, in simple to understand words 🙃

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So this tv series was about the same aliens coming down to fuck around on Earth every week? Not like a variety of aliens? No little green men or silver goblins or Flatwoods monsters or whatever British specific alien shapes there are in folklore?
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"You speak English, right?"
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Oh man, those squirrels are gonna get SO HIGH. #Monsterdon

Yeah, don't kill this one. #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

I went to refresh my drink and all I heard was some slow music and sporadic gunfire. Anything interesting happen?

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How was star wars 3 years before this?

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this alien is now wired for Dolby 7.1

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Gotta love the old-timey Western saloon Colt richochet noises from these machine guns/alien weapons #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Chain thong

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Now we're watching a Western?

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1. The alien is using a paintball gun?
2. Aren't they worried they will hit the guy behind the alien???

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All we have to do is sit perfectly still, and the organs will come to us.
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Look at that red space suit with chains.

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these poor trees

Uh that’s a pretty fetishy outfit on the alien.

Not judging.

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you-fo a-go-go.

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It’s weird to see anybody out of their vehicles

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Don't help him, just stand there!

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How Not to Be Seen #Monsterdon

aren't they supposed to try to catch them *alive*?

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"Get down!"

guy already lying down: lies more down

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I know he's assessing the you-foe but that pan over, pan back followed by "okay fan out" was giving left-my-glasses-at-home energy

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why does the alien have a vest made of the pull tabs of soda cans tho?

Gogo boots, standard issue space garb.

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So, that's it? 3guys?
What if they find a bear?
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So the guy with the binoculars scans the horizon, somehow misses the space ship right in front of him, and then pans back to the space ship.

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shot the water out of that alien's face! they hate it when you do that! #monsterdon

Can't help but notice that the leadership is a bit more pale than the front line soldiers.

Which, come to think of it, might be the most realistic part of the movie, sadly.

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It’s really not great to wear bright orange while trying to hide in a forest #monsterdon

That was no human bird chirping! Shoot it! #Monsterdon

I saw this guy and I was like "Is this Mr Bean?"

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#monsterdon sir, the aliens are making chain mail out of pull-tabs

Judging by their marksmanship I'd say the aliens in red are really stormtroopers

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dig the alien's chains.

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I'm glad the aliens also wear sci-fi bondage gear.
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So the aliens obligingly also got out to go on foot? Why?

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PEW PEW PEW! #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

I'm starting to be alarmed by how high that guy's voice is. Did they speed him up so they could pay him less? #Monsterdon

Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Terrestrial wig not a sexy as lunar wig that’s for damn sure.

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still at zero lines of dialogue interpreted, been looking up weird underwater aircraft carriers and droop snoots, but i think i am at 100% comprehension in my assessment "there is a UFO and they are going to get it" #monsterdon

These vehicles are reminding me of ARK II but it turns out they look different.

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Alien 9mm

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Look at the BDSM alien space suit with those chains! #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

GOOPED HIM! Good shot :D #Monsterdon

That was a remarkably regular bullet pattern in that tree there...

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Alien ringmail?

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Mr. Bean hunts UFOs

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do none of them notice the yoofoe is pulsing red #monsterdon

we now go live to the forest moon of Endor (British)

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NOT IN THE FACE NOT IN THE

FUCK

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I have the distinct feeling we are watching a pilot for a failed TV show. At least the vehicles are neat. #Monsterdon