Overshot the oofo with the binoculars

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This is Canada, I know this!

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I hope they don't run into any sectopods

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"Fan out. And watch you don't run into the Doctor Who people coming the other direction." #Monsterdon

SM-3. Out. #monsterdon

Colonel Free-but-not-to-escape-this-movie-man

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I'm sorry, what? Get out of the tank? Are you ... are you secretly an alien? #Monsterdon

@ranjit @klu9 🎶 it's algae on the Moon / it purples up your 'do 🎶

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Oops. I guess not.
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Ah, he’s using the Zap Brannigan strategy. Send wave after wave until the aliens hit their kill limit.

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No chance you learned your lesson about assuming things go down when they get hit

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Looks like the redshirts are wearing blue. #monsterdon

Ultra-futuristic binoculars! Star Wars eat your heart out!

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Mr. Bean here with his future AR-15

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Alec, you're gonna get everybody killed. Just admit you're in over your head. #Monsterdon

Ya Missed SUCKER!
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I knew it was a mistake to make these things out of ANFO, but did they listen? Noooo. ​:floofAngry:​

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OK, fan out. All two of you.

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@skatem don't we all

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Now the UFOs fight back?

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@cd0 😣😭 Oh no! I'm sorry... #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

"All three mobiles are in position sir" right over the baby's crib #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

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um, SM3 can not hear you anymore.

"crap, with this and that fiasco earlier in space that's half our force gone" #Monsterdon

pew pew!

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"Their weapons can take out our armored vehicles. Get out and walk unshielded to confuse them."
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Operation turn around and lumber away

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So we're just wandering around in Banff or something I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

If only Sasquatch can reach the YOUFO in time. #Monsterdon

[tree crashes]

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You should've brought tanks. They're much more intimidating than APCs.

Look up "113 APC" and "M1A2 Abrams" and tell me I'm wrong.

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Ooo, fried by lemon-lime light. Sorry, chief. #Monsterdon

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What kind of leader are you if you don't even snap angrily at your subordinates, right?

I miss the purple wig duo.

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Oh NOW he takes action, to take over her job of talking on the radio. Dickhead. #Monsterdon

sm3 nooooooo

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@jonny It worked for Lord of the Rings

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This is a larch.

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Uneasy music

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dang all these miniatures are really fun

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Forget the codes on the screen. She chose SHADO 3 because one of the guys embarrassed her in a space pub the previous weekend.

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SM Three, can you hear me? What's the big deal SM 3? Repeat: WHAT IS THE BD SM 3?

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Yeah IDIOT, standard procedure for which of three vehicles to approach the oofo in a forest in Canada. Jeeze.

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They don't have emotions in the future, don'cha know

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That lady doesn't have purple hair. Is she really Control?

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It's a trick. Get an ax. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

@ax6761 closest thing I can think of is the f86.

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Oh, NOW they fire a laser...
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#monsterdon make sure to include the scene where the secondary lead(?) snaps at a lieutenant when she asks a question, it's very important to the plot

like how something like 1/5 of the runtime of the washington werewolf or whatever it was called took place in a bathroom, i would bet that we have about 1/5 runtime consisting of side-on shot of a vehicle #monsterdon

@klu9 @bstacey on the moon all wigs eventually turn purple because of moon algae

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Those are some strong trees to immediately remove all inertia when the you-foe hit them! #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Her hairdo tells me she wants to serve on the moon. Alas, the color means she will remain earthbound.

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Wait, so the purple penis head hair REALLY IS part of the moon-woman uniform?

Okay. That's … 🫠

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"I attack... Alberta... from Alaska."

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LOOK!

Another vehicle. Who could have predicted that?

And it's Canadian!
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Silver eye shado... shadow.... so confused.

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🎼 Shado 🎵 Shado 🎶 It's off to work we go

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If all the other shows I’ve watched are accurate, the aliens probably weren’t wearing seatbelts.

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I'm getting serious Lunar Jim vibes from these tracked vehicles

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UNIT troops are deployed to be routed almost instantly! #Monsterdon

@bstacey

Is she supposed to be a brunette clone of the one on the moon?

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#monsterdon evil secret organizations just don't have the motivation to detail their tanks with their name in a cool futurefont anymore, it's a shame

Why is that guy playing Risk?
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Tracked vehicles! Now we're talkin'!!

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omg the cute little dolls in the tank models

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the landing scene looked like a large toy airplane was about to run into some tiny toy mountains

@kshernandez yassssss

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My goodness, the play set potential had this been a TV series
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"We know where the Youfoe has landed"

Um, sir that thing crashed. #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

i wonder what proportion of the movie is just "vehicles going places" #monsterdon

Her hair is a very brown shade of purple

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control's so self-important they got their own tank that doesn't even _do_ anything!

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That Maple Leaf on the Canadian flag is extremely wrong and I am very triggered #monsterdon

That's the planet-side stealth wig. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

The Oofo is full of Ofays.

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RE: https://urbanists.social/@cargot_robbie/116593054808307876

That's a Canada mention two-fer! Break out the two-four for the May two-four hosers we're goin' curling after this

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LexField, so named because it was originally written as a lexer. #Monsterdon

[tense music] [jet engine hisses]

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At this point, I'm questioning basic alien competence, never min intelligence.

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I call puppets

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The UFOs love Canada. People are much friendlier there..

You don't even know how to keep them alive.

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I don't think the commanders will answer to you because there have been nothing but questions so far

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Sorry I misunderstood. It’s clearly a You-Pho

They’re coming here! Send help!

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That ship is bleeding! #Monsterdon

"If they land in water we have a whole FLEET of submarines with detachable jets that shoot missiles out of a hornets nest!"
"And if they come down on land?"
"We'll have to take the tube" #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

LEXFIELD AIR FORCE BASE, DEFINITELY NOT A MODEL KIT

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Why ... why would Alec be TIRED? He hasn't done shit. #Monsterdon

They're using their stunt team against us. We're fighting the UFO's equivalent of the Blue Angels.

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Y'know, I feel like this movie would flow better if they didn't keep interrupting the action for this weirdo in a leather vest having meetings at people. #Monsterdon

"Cut in some b-roll of an actual landing strip to make our models look more fake."

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Amazing just how many You Fos are trying to get to earth.

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Because effective radar works based on intimidation of course.

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@rebeld @floatybirb @Rozzychan Wait but like why does the uniform include a wig

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Luckily he hit their red smoke hold #Monsterdon

I wonder what the movie studio is doing

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"Great, my UFO is totaled!"

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