Oh sure, the MEN get to have their nipples out, but when the WOMEN wear the mesh shirts, NOTHIN' 😠

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Oh WOW, that mesh shirt!! :amaze:

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checking if the volcano is active like a PRO #Monsterdon

"Evasive action!"

submarine continues to move forward at the same speed, with no course change

#monsterdon

@_L1vY_ I think purple wigs were only part of the uniform on the moon.

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I am counting these string shirts as 'webs' for bingo purposes

Is that a roulette wheel in the water?

#monsterdon

Gen Z Deep Space Probe Six-Seven #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

everyone that is talking shit about this guys mesh top is fired from the #monsterdon fashion service, that is top tier shiet that accepts no guff #monsterdon

Mesh shirts are one thing

Long sleeved mesh shirts with unwaxed chests are just, well, um….

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I looked at one of our paper reports covered with clear plastic sheets and it says that nobody respects our chain of command because of the silly things we wear..

@Taweret Sorry, not fish oil - castor beans

#monsterdon

Hey, they just described AI.

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There's a half hour left in this film. #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

Was that Benedict Cumberbatch's mum?

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@arrjay lol i was *just* thinking that!! #monsterdon

It's like the movie knew it needed to change the mood fast after they fuck up and murder the alien captive, so of course next thing that happens is there's a massive unprovoked attack. gotta make sure you know who the bad guys are! #Monsterdon

The stream is offline, repeat, the stream is offline!

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

ope, looks like miru.miyaku.media is trying to save our sanity by simply refusing to show the rest of the movie.

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submarine: [hangs a left]

@Taweret It’s a pretty harsh stimulant laxative. Tastes terrible too!

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I can't wait to watch this in the 4K remaster.

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god that shirt must chafe

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The original aqua net.

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@Taweret you seem to need to drink it sometimes but nobody likes to do it #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe right?!

#monsterdon

Was that Skull Island in the background?

Is this movie about to pivot in the best way ever?

#Monsterdon

I miss 87 already.

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yeaaaah, satellites are not known for evasive maneuvers.

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SHADO should have just used an old battleship.
https://share.google/TUgRrS8KbYmrcUihA #Monsterdon

and now we're in a _third_ episode

there's no plot because there's too many plots, none of which are actually being executed

unlike the aliens, we've seen a couple of them executed

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Someone once told me that the popularity of movies strongly correlated to the number of explosions so this must have been very popular.

#monsterdon

The aliens crossed the universe to fuck up our commercial fishing industry?

I mean, it makes as much sense as the rest of it.

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87 has been 86ed.
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the UFOs are shooting bullet bills at us! quick turn the ship they can only travel in 2D!! #monsterdon

Wow, a craft which can fire in space and atmosphere can also fire underwater. That's real engineering, there. #Monsterdon

The Yoofos have blockaded the Strait of Hormuz! Oh no!

#monsterdon

This guy on a ship is reminding me of all the monster movies we've watched.

"Hey skipper, you better come up and have a look."
#monsterdon

that's some _very_ captain scarlet music right there

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Looks like they ordered... the anchovies

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[explosion booms] #Monsterdon

This is making me miss Star Trek: The Original Series #Monsterdon

If the aliens were really intelligent they would have been long gone from this nonsense movie by now

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Miniature boat! 🛳️ #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Oh sure, Russian spinning top submarine design, I remember those. #Monsterdon

the model work is all great, though often lacking the mass needed to give the models more gravitas. they look fantastic, though!

#monsterdon

So is there a reason this spacecraft is attacking like a dolphin? #Monsterdon

Yr gonna need a bigger flight interceptor #Monsterdon

@jonny yeah i'm lookin for that track on bandcamp when this is over

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That missile was WAY LARGER than the yooofo #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

oooo unidentified floating object

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@xerozohar We'll be space billionaires! #Monsterdon

don't I know this captain from something else

#monsterdon

BUT BEFORE THEY CAN REPLACE

THEY MUST FIRST DESTROY

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"That was three episodes... I mean, a month ago" #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@leece Hah! Thank you!

#monsterdon

I don't think Alec is a good manager of people OR resources. #Monsterdon

Kingston? THAT SHIP'S GOT RAM, GET IT

#monsterdon

Well, commander, you killed your only prisoner because you're too thick to realize someone from *halfway across the fucking galaxy* might not speak **fucking English**.

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EIKO MARU, NOOOO GET OUT OF THERE! NOT AGAIN! #Monsterdon

They keep playing like 2 seconds of the Thunderbirds music, I assume because any longer would have required paying royalties #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

The original alien outfits were just the metal rings but censors wouldn't allow it.

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hang on the background music just jumped 50 years ahead in how sick it is #monsterdon

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For some reason, our alien torture chamber has failed to elicit their cooperation.. and their ability to continue living..

OFC Alec takes his mask off in the room w/ the dead xenoform why tf wouldn't he #Monsterdon

SPINNIN' TOP OFF THE PORT BOW

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Assholes. You killed another one. #Monsterdon

"THere's a cheap double exposure outside our ship!"
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I love the Paul introduction. Hey new character, some illusion to a hospital stay, nothing more.

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When does Hercules show up. #monsterdon

He died mad about it, at least. #Monsterdon

The alien just found out what movie he was in. #Monsterdon

Oh, he's just dead. Just like that. Ok then
#Monsterdon

okay, _now_ it's time for UFOzilla.

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At least these guys know how to keep the mask covering the nose.

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I think my server's getting overloaded. Not seeing other people's posts on the hashtag.

#monsterdon Wow, just like a teenager, so dramatic when asked to help.

@me

His eyes. So dreamy...😍

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This is like if The Village ran UNIT

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@CactuarJoe interstellar war crimes baybee

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Okay maybe not compliance. #Monsterdon

One hour in and the plot has done _nothing_ #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Yeah sure let's use this weird concoction on a dude from halfway across the galaxy. I see no problems with this.

#Monsterdon

The doctors are wearing early covid masks.

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They are drugging this twink in to compliance & *I'm* the pervert? #Monsterdon

Scratch 1 irreplaceable alien.

#Monsterdon

@rebeld psst your #monsterdon has a typo

"He's dead Jim."

Oh, they missed their chance. #monsterdon

Inject him with Anodynes THAT will teach him English! #Monsterdon

"...drugs are bad, M’kay.”

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lucky thing that aliens respond to barbiturates just like human beings do huh #Monsterdon

(oh wait maybe they don't oops you killed them Doctor)

He was charging right at us! You saw it, right?

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They roofied the alien.

#Monsterdon

Looks like they got problems with cavities too on planet You-Foe. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Kinky face masks, Doctors.

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@silverwizard you're not wrong

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you're interrogating an alien, and you're made he's not answering, so... you give him... some kind of truth serum? not that i thought these people were the bastion of truth and wisdom before, but like...

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I can't believe people had better mask discipline in the 1970s than now #Monsterdon

Alien screams.

You and me both buddy, you and me both.

#monsterdon

That’s an awful lot of orange gel in one alien’s hair

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