@jonny It is kind of successful on its own terms.

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@CardboardRobot YES I think my brother had those

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That kind of excitment that can only be represented by watching a model person slowly moving under water.

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<ominous flute music intensifies>

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smalls: "this is the most extravagant gender reveal I have ever seen"

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Is this Annihilation #Monsterdon

underwater egg excavation ASMR 12 hours #monsterdon

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She sells sea sleighs by the seashore..

Oh yeah, rub the alien dome. That's seems nice
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Yea Paul chill the fuck out. We can all see your boner, #Monsterdon

[sleigh hums] [water burbles]

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Do they have to change into fishnets too? No? So either they're uncomfortably hot or all the people in fishnets are uncomfortably cold. #monsterdon

I'm so glad they learned their lesson about having three of something go investigate the UFO

oh wait...

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They're going to run into each other and explode. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

SCUBA STEVE!

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Skydiver Coffee was Starbuck's attempt to branch out into topless baristas #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

TOUCH THE IRON EGG.

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The purple eyeshadow with the sparkly suits and nude-toned body stocking under the mesh top would have given preteen me very confused feelings, distinct from the confused feelings of the original preteen audience

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ominous vibration sounds

"Hey, I think I found something, this way..."

pauses for 30 seconds, places hand on shell

🎶 Never gonna give you up, never gonna...

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"By this time my lungs were aching for air"

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Sea Sleighs! :D

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Receiving 5 by 5 means that they're working today's crossword puzzle #Monsterdon

"There it is!"

...Whatever "it" is, I guess. #Monsterdon

Commander exposition is not wearing the submarine regulation fishnet sweater.
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Ah, Blue Prince #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this phase is the revenge of the u-foes

that's a cute jacket, too bad it's wasted on this absolute bag of plastic.

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Nice action figures

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Evidently the fashion on Earth is for women to have long hair, without complete uniformity.

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where's the mini-sub? where's the flying sub? where's admiral nelson? where's

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Skydiver coffee? They have a house brand? #Monsterdon

Can we get an ad for Skydiver Coffee? #Monsterdon

The woman gets a cup of coffee for blonde dude 🤦‍♀️

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the alert klaxon on that submarine sounds like my dog when he howls along with a passing ambulance

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Omg the little diver models #monsterdon

@arrjay

No, I think now they're somewhere off Cornwall (famous for its volcanoes :D )

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DEPLOY THE SEA SLEIGH

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More like Sea Slay amirite

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Skydiver Coffee (tm)

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brief *discovery fanfare* before groovy *elsewhere...* 🎶 🎶 🎶

Those GI Joe divers lol! #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Kinda like that purple zipper vest. Strange combination with light blue turtleneck.

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Producers were really proud of their miniature vehicles, appparently.
AS the wardrobe dept. Why does their navy wear fishnets as clothes?
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A giant pearl! Egg? Dome? wtf am I looking at? It's dirty.
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The aliens are here to steal the three seashells from the Earth before we discover their incredible bathroom-based power.

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It's the pearl of great price #Monsterdon

@jonny This movie strangely doesn't have much ideological subtext? Like it is completely focused on set design and signs that say "sea sleighs".

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welcome to the submarine, we have starbucks.

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I’m digging that purple and light blue clothing combo.

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I too would stand around watching her breathe #Monsterdon

[tense music][submarine engine whines]

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Skydiver Coffee is just rebranded Folgers.
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Nice little "Moving in Stereo" from The Cars bit in the soundtrack.

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Wow. Pistons down 26 after 3 qtrs. in game 7. At home. They've been unrecognizably schhizophrenic this playoffs. You wouldn't guess their good and bad streches could be the same team. They're young. You have to learn. But I bet there's some changes made somewhere. Even if it's a sacrificial lamb. You can't finish with the best record in your conference by 5 games and go out in the second round and not have SOME sort of statement made. Sorry. I'm super blazed. #monsterdon

WHAT IN THE SEAPLANE

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The UFOs are going to Cornwall? Shit they're after Arturia Pendragon! I mean King Arthur, they're after King Arthur #Monsterdon

That is no moon, it's a sea egg! #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Things are serious. The dark tan is *out*.

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BEHOLD! THE DOME! Or something

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I mean, good prediction on the "tampering with undersea cables" I was not expecting that card AT ALL

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Periscope slooooowly overshoots the volcano island

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if i hear "you-foe" ONE MORE TIME

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#monsterdon Wearing nets while operating a submarine is like admitting you want to be abducted and plopped in a twink-quarium.

That's no moon!

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"Stringray, Stringr... I mean, 'Skydiver'" #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

now that this movie has hinted to us that wardrobe is capable of putting that mesh top into a scene, i care about nothing else. show us more OUTFITS that is the only way to salvage the movie #monsterdon

The YOUFOs are using Dr Evil's secret base. #Monsterdon

How has no other nation on earth noticed this submarine? Is this Hagbard Celine's doing? #Monsterdon

Captain... check yourself before you wreck yourself #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@kshernandez He’s complicated.

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a front door to the Atlantic...in a Canadian lake?

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Evil Island Lair!

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Need to plug those UFOs into the sky-RJ45 Ethernet, apparently.

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UFO engine warbles

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Be careful because aliens really like to enter through the back door of the Atlantic.

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@moira HEY

NO >:(

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FLY AWAY, JIFFY POP

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Y'know this movie wouldn't be bad if something actually HAPPENED at some point. Like, I'm sure this would be very tense if there was any possibility of an ongoing plot being resolved.

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WATCH YOURSELF BEFORE YOU

UH

SOMETHING SOMETHING YOURSELF

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I like that he has nipple jewelry flair on his uniform. #Monsterdon

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commander to submarine: evasive action!
submarine: [hangs a left]

@davesdogmaggie So he chooses to fight to go the bathroom EVERYday? #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

“Evasive action.”

*keeps going straight ahead

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evasive emacs use #Monsterdon

JUUUUUUUUUUST sit right back and you'll

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@trixter They are a really unsettling cross between fishnets and a cableknit sweater.
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Does the sub have torpedoes or something, or just the aircraft?

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This soundtrack puts the groove back in groovy. 👍

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The numerical displays are our third Typeset In The Future font family. Definitely Gill Sans or something like it

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Spider Skull Island?!

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I think it was

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanda_Ventham

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The computer was “reluctant to give an answer”… wish that were true today. AI, my A$$!

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[FRANTIC ACTION MUSIC]
Very slow submarine slowing down even further

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#monsterdon ok, I haven't been playing the closest attention

But has our blond lead guy's accent changed from American to English several times in the course of the movie

That was close. Something almost happened. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

exciting music for a dot on a screen

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it's...A WORM!

this is now DUNC.

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So, are we going to get a plot at some point?
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Really not fighting the charges that the Navy is full of gay men.

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Why were the women suddenly allowed to have normal hair with normal haircuts?

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