All these women with bug-eyed glasses. They can't _possibly_ be bee girls. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

Wait. Is the character actor lead a low rent Columbo here? If he says "one more question" so help me...
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#Monsterdon Kinda curious as to how they deduced that “these men died of sexual exhaustion.” (All 8 of them at this point.)

Bee ware, if she orders a ballantines chances are, she’s a bee girl and wants to ball(antines) you to death #monsterdon

In the late 70s a number of softcore porn flicks got a wide release in art house theaters, so while this movie is *extremely* horny it is period-typical. #Monsterdon

wait, this town is called PECKEM??? #monsterdon

And an unexpected STD PSA in the movie. Way to go!

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"Peckham"???

8 deaths? I think I missed something

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Death by sexual exhaustion? Did Harlan Ellison write this? #monsterdon

WRITER'S KINK #7: managing to make murders kinda dull

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#monsterdon Thombosis, killer hard on? ;)

Like I understand the audience being distracted but I assume she's seen her own tits before and would notice where she was sitting. #Monsterdon

It's totally easy to just accidentally sit down on a sofa that already has a corpse on it. #monsterdon

I mean, quite good dialogue *for an exploitation flick*. These characters have more depth than I was expecting and the lines are fun. The deliveries are very enjoyable anyway.

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Dang, I gotta say, body count's jumping pretty much every other scene. How many of the male cast members are actually going to make it to the end of this movie? 🤔 🐝 🐝 🐝

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They keep posing the "corpses" in the most hilarious way :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “Honestly, this is probably the most accurate portrayal of male scientists I’ve ever seen.” Ouch.

#Monsterdon The Big Grabowski.

every corpse reveal cracks me up #monsterdon

JOAN JETT?!

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(Tom Petty voice)

🎵 and we're beee
bee ballin' 🎵

#monsterdon

There's crossing your legs, and then there's dislocating your hip bones so bad they go 360 degrees back to normal. #monsterdon

Mice!

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Dudes jealous of how they guy dies I can't even

#Monsterdon #ComingAndGoing

Government research about… human reproduction??? #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

Don't have to be on Bechdel test watch the rest of this movie, what a relief #monsterdon

lotta ladies wearing sunglasses in restaurants so far

highly sus

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"That dumb horny bastard."

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are they drinking in an... airport? convention center? what is this terrible room?

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@steggy They DID seem the be leather boots, too. That's good, she'll have skin left somewhere to use for the graft. 😐

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"Random woman claims she was balling my husband? Guess I'll get out of bed and meet her."

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I'm kind of charmed by how bad all the acting is, people are having sex and murdering but no one's enjoying any of it

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that guy died even before being balled, let alone balled by a bee girl. epidemiology is pointing towards an environmental toxin rather than any sort of bee girl related ball death wave #monsterdon

is that rudy guiliani in the middle there? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Head of Reproductive Biology.” You’re not supposed to teach that to the students.

This movie is a light porno featuring bees

Bee Movie is a light porno about bees #Monsterdon

those sure are boobs.........and a dead guy

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#Monsterdon body number 3 even got some post-mortem action

Boo-Bees!
(sorry sorry sorry sorry)
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A cliched librarian. Hiding behind thick glasses and a turtleneck. Wait is this a porno?
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run, dude! you're gonna get balled!

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You invited her to lunch? Dude, were you not paying attention when she told you what happens after someone has a meal with her?

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tho really when I see people in movies lie down in the grass all I can think is 'oh, you don't live in fire ant country, huh?'

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#Monsterdon Annnd our special investigator has already gotten naked with his suspect. But then, I guess it was a sting operation.

oh I forgot

WRITER'S KINK 0: DEATH BY SNU SNU

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"Let's go to lunch"

Cut to NAKED PEOPLE on a MOTORCYCLE, then having sex by rolling down a hill!?

#monsterdon

that's no the safest clothes to ride a motorcicle
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Scientists have orgies! That’s the premise. God I love the era. #Monsterdon

If I didn't know the year this was made, I would think it was 1970s fan-fiction. #monsterdon

It's the first of May #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

the boots stay *on* during murder, buddy #monsterdon

That guy just got balled in public.

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NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!!

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Huh. He died with HER boots on. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon nice boots

Oh good, she's got boots on. Best way to avoid getting roundworm. #monsterdon

Okay, but grass slices you up when you do that.

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MA'AM RIDING A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT PROPER PROTECTIVE GEAR IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

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#Monsterdon ticks! you're going to get ticks!

Ladies and gentlemen: Sleazy Rider. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

Hey! She's not wearing a helmet! #monsterdon

Chekhov's boobs

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balled?

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Baller. #Monsterdon

His wife was GRETCHEN GRABOWSKI? #monsterdon

Did people really use 'balled' like that?

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#Monsterdon This may be the greatest, most biblical combover in history!
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@justabean@hellsite.site Oh, I didn't misread it then

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#monsterdon He should rifle through her purse next. While she grumbles at him.

"Who's in charge?" "I am." "Really?"
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A meet cute. Is this on the bingo card? #Monsterdon

Wow, a fastback 1973 Gran Torino - in classic 70's mustard brown/yellow

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Does your husband have any previous history of fucking bee girls? #Monsterdon

So this is the naughty librarian scene, right? #Monsterdon

Nicholas Meyer screenplay??

THE Nicholas Meyer? The Seven Percent Solution??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Meyer

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[wacky spring sounds]

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say Grabowski one more time

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You can tell it's the past because they aren't immediately blaming the heart failure on vaccines #monsterdon

Ah yes the 70s, when everything was wood paneled. Even the suits. #Monsterdon

He died by snu snu! #monsterdon

@blogdiva Pan Am too #monsterdon

Kind of vibing with the opening credits music tbh #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Was that a "humming" he heard or a *buzzing* ... ? 🤨 🐝

"They just found another body."

WUBWUBWUBWUB! WEE-OOOOOOO🎶

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Two bodies and we aren't even through the opening credits!

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#Monsterdon
“Was he fooling around?”

No, he was as serious as a coronary thrombosis.

@Taweret I was thinking about how striking the feminine vocals are when I read this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon digging this 70s music

SECOND KINK: murders over the opening credits

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Well, I, for one, welcome the #invasionofthebeegirls
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There was that part of the 70's when America got together for a chat and was like "hey, let's all wear brown for a few years." #monsterdon

#monsterdon strong mustache movie

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Lotsa combovers

I do like that we've dropped straight into a post-mortem #monsterdon

#monsterdon so THAT'S what humming sounds like!

So we've studied at the Laugh-In School of scene-swaps-with-music

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It's like the theme music for every feathered hairstyle ever

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Coroner is like "yea this guy had sex to death" with a knowing chuckle

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#Monsterdon that coroner with no gloves, on his way to deliver a baby