#monsterdon Most of that I get, but the clear tubing is truly kinky even for 1972. I wonder if there is an air compressor that goes along with that tubing... for the townies that want to pretend to be Macy's Thanksgiving Day Floats. Allβ¦ inflatedβ¦.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, the next Secretary of Defense!'
i think we all just collectively agreed that searching up c/w's beforehand is gonna have to be part of the pre-#monsterdon prep
I too REALLY would like to have had some warning of the sexual assault scene :(
my god: there's a gloryhole in the bookshelf!
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oh what a coincidence a sex book
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At least the 'boing' sounds are back
#Monsterdon noooo i hope they die
Dude. Some old guy was just run over by Christine. I think this was an unrelated murder gang.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
go ahead Neil, kill every one of them. please. #monsterdon
This is the only cop in the history of movies who doesn't have a gun. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
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the only thing that's gonna save this movie is when all these dudes are taken out by swarms of non-horny bees
#monsterdon SHAFT! Close your zippah!
what the...
what
I mean as much as #Monsterdon movies are bad, it's usually not in the way of showing an extended rape scene
I do not like this development
These guys need to be bee'd right quick
"Hey, you're fine walking down that dark alley by yourself, yeah?"
Where's a Bee Woman when you need one?
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okay, who was expecting both of them to get into the phone booth. #monsterdon
He's gonna come out of the phone booth looking like Clark Kent. #Monsterdon
"They're droppin' like flies..."
Like, Spanish flies? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Is this where they got the idea for Leia's hair?
@davesdogmaggie Hey, at least one was named John.
@Bluedepth wait he was a main character? wow
#Monsterdon Watch partiers
@Cherizilla put bees on the Bingo stamps!! Awesome!!!
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"Don't tell me how to do my job, pencilneck!"
Less than a half hour in and already the bee girls have resorted to using cars to run people down. This is not giving me confidence in their superior bee girl powers. #monsterdon
It's true Corvairs really are unsafe at any speed!
that was a brutal kill actually
No one is learning ANYTHING from the misfortune of others in this horror movie. #Monsterdon
Just my luck. All the other characters are getting balled to death by sexy bee ladies but I get hit by car.
#Monsterdon
"We found him with his pants around his ankles dead of a massive boner. Blue pills scattered all over"
Murder Murger?
lol @ the doctor's car death
Guy being chased apparently isn't into ladies, so they're killing him the old fashioned way
ouch #Monsterdon
How will I ever be able to enjoy dull, hetronormative sex without the anticipation of humorously placed corpses after watching this!?
#Monsterdon bee-vision!
omg lol holy shit
Whaaaaat? People are dying from sex and youβve got the hots suddenly?
#Monsterdon official cause of death "mass hysteria while balling"
#monsterdon Ahhh, 1972, the year that flying to Sydney to screw a koala bear brought Chlamydia to the states.
(This did not happen. This is a comedy bit.)
oh no, they're gonna ball
"There is such a thing as psychosomatic death," as all of us watching this are painfully aware
Solid science theories. And more balling. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon okay but can we just pause for a moment to appreciate the top-shelf eyewear selection. Not one boring pair of glasses in sight
Oh there's monster POV shot and unhappy marriage checked off on the bingo card within a minute!
BEE VISION
#monsterdon Compound eye point-of-view shot!
compound eye shot!
#Monsterdon bee wife, bee life
BEE VISION.
"Abstinance isn't going to be anything new around here."
"Well, if I was positive it would kill you, I'd do it."
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uh oh, guess who's gunna die next...
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This town demands their sexy time whether it kills them or not!
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
This movie is fucking hilarious. #Monsterdon
How are they Bee Girls? In bee hives only the queen has sex. She gets down with multiple drones.
#monsterdon #BeeGirls
it was Invasion of the COVID-19 Girls there for a second #monsterdon
#Monsterdon βVirulent form of venerial diseaseβ¦ the numbers have swelledβ¦.β And props to the actors for keeping a straight face with these lines.
That man ain't fucking his wife or a prostitute....
"DICK-tate your private morals"
Why are you screwing your mom #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
chorus:
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Dr Murker? like in killer?!?!?!
You can always count on Suspender Guy to stand up for the sexually frustrated townspeople
Their audience is a #Monsterdon audience evidently with all the innuendo giggling.
So this is a science lab full of old horny frat boys?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
this guy balls like Whoa #monsterdon
"Eight guys are dead from ballin"..."
I can't deal with this movie.
The corpse reveals on this one are amazing #monsterdon
All these women with bug-eyed glasses. They can't _possibly_ be bee girls. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Wait. Is the character actor lead a low rent Columbo here? If he says "one more question" so help me...
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
#Monsterdon Kinda curious as to how they deduced that βthese men died of sexual exhaustion.β (All 8 of them at this point.)
Bee ware, if she orders a ballantines chances are, sheβs a bee girl and wants to ball(antines) you to death #monsterdon
In the late 70s a number of softcore porn flicks got a wide release in art house theaters, so while this movie is *extremely* horny it is period-typical. #Monsterdon
wait, this town is called PECKEM??? #monsterdon
And an unexpected STD PSA in the movie. Way to go!
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"Peckham"???
#Monsterdon And itβs a slab in the lab! Body 4!
Buzz! Officer Body 5!
8 deaths? I think I missed something
Death by sexual exhaustion? Did Harlan Ellison write this? #monsterdon
WRITER'S KINK #7: managing to make murders kinda dull
#monsterdon Thombosis, killer hard on? ;)
Like I understand the audience being distracted but I assume she's seen her own tits before and would notice where she was sitting. #Monsterdon
It's totally easy to just accidentally sit down on a sofa that already has a corpse on it. #monsterdon
I mean, quite good dialogue *for an exploitation flick*. These characters have more depth than I was expecting and the lines are fun. The deliveries are very enjoyable anyway.
Dang, I gotta say, body count's jumping pretty much every other scene. How many of the male cast members are actually going to make it to the end of this movie? π€ π π π
They keep posing the "corpses" in the most hilarious way :D #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Spouse: βHonestly, this is probably the most accurate portrayal of male scientists Iβve ever seen.β Ouch.
#Monsterdon The Big Grabowski.
every corpse reveal cracks me up #monsterdon
Every single person in this film needs a haircut. Excuse me while I perseverate on everyone's hair. Somebody get some scissors.
JOAN JETT?!
There's crossing your legs, and then there's dislocating your hip bones so bad they go 360 degrees back to normal. #monsterdon
Dudes jealous of how they guy dies I can't even
Mice!