is this like...the corporate bar and lounge? #monsterdon

Huh I only now noticed we ran out of WUB

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Government research about… human reproduction??? #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

lotta ladies wearing sunglasses in restaurants so far

highly sus

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Don't have to be on Bechdel test watch the rest of this movie, what a relief #monsterdon

"That dumb horny bastard."

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are they drinking in an... airport? convention center? what is this terrible room?

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@steggy They DID seem the be leather boots, too. That's good, she'll have skin left somewhere to use for the graft. 😐

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"Random woman claims she was balling my husband? Guess I'll get out of bed and meet her."

#monsterdon

I'm kind of charmed by how bad all the acting is, people are having sex and murdering but no one's enjoying any of it

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that guy died even before being balled, let alone balled by a bee girl. epidemiology is pointing towards an environmental toxin rather than any sort of bee girl related ball death wave #monsterdon

is that rudy guiliani in the middle there? #monsterdon

College party? Better put on a funk jazz record! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Head of Reproductive Biology.” You’re not supposed to teach that to the students.

This movie is a light porno featuring bees

Bee Movie is a light porno about bees #Monsterdon

those sure are boobs.........and a dead guy

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#Monsterdon body number 3 even got some post-mortem action

Boo-Bees!
(sorry sorry sorry sorry)
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A cliched librarian. Hiding behind thick glasses and a turtleneck. Wait is this a porno?
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@paco it's how bees do it #monsterdon

run, dude! you're gonna get balled!

#monsterdon

You invited her to lunch? Dude, were you not paying attention when she told you what happens after someone has a meal with her?

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tho really when I see people in movies lie down in the grass all I can think is 'oh, you don't live in fire ant country, huh?'

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#Monsterdon Annnd our special investigator has already gotten naked with his suspect. But then, I guess it was a sting operation.

oh I forgot

WRITER'S KINK 0: DEATH BY SNU SNU

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"Let's go to lunch"

Cut to NAKED PEOPLE on a MOTORCYCLE, then having sex by rolling down a hill!?

#monsterdon

that's no the safest clothes to ride a motorcicle
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Scientists have orgies! That’s the premise. God I love the era. #Monsterdon

If I didn't know the year this was made, I would think it was 1970s fan-fiction. #monsterdon

It's the first of May #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

That guy just got balled in public.

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the boots stay *on* during murder, buddy #monsterdon

NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!!

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Huh. He died with HER boots on. #Monsterdon

Oh good, she's got boots on. Best way to avoid getting roundworm. #monsterdon

#monsterdon nice boots

LIKE THE BEES OF THE FIELD

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Okay, but grass slices you up when you do that.

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MA'AM RIDING A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT PROPER PROTECTIVE GEAR IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

#Monsterdon ticks! you're going to get ticks!

Ladies and gentlemen: Sleazy Rider. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

Hey! She's not wearing a helmet! #monsterdon

Sounds like a ballroom blitz 😎 #monsterdon

In the New America, _everyone_ will be this white.

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Chekhov's boobs

#Monsterdon 🐝👯 #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

balled?

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Baller. #Monsterdon

His wife was GRETCHEN GRABOWSKI? #monsterdon

Did people really use 'balled' like that?

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#Monsterdon This may be the greatest, most biblical combover in history!
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@justabean@hellsite.site Oh, I didn't misread it then

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#monsterdon He should rifle through her purse next. While she grumbles at him.

"Who's in charge?" "I am." "Really?"
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A meet cute. Is this on the bingo card? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Sent from the "State Department of Security", that is. I don't think he's a real government agent. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

Wow, a fastback 1973 Gran Torino - in classic 70's mustard brown/yellow

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Does your husband have any previous history of fucking bee girls? #Monsterdon

So this is the naughty librarian scene, right? #Monsterdon

Nicholas Meyer screenplay??

THE Nicholas Meyer? The Seven Percent Solution??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Meyer

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[wacky spring sounds]

#monsterdon

say Grabowski one more time

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You can tell it's the past because they aren't immediately blaming the heart failure on vaccines #monsterdon

Ah yes the 70s, when everything was wood paneled. Even the suits. #Monsterdon

He died by snu snu! #monsterdon

@blogdiva Pan Am too #monsterdon

Kind of vibing with the opening credits music tbh #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Was that a "humming" he heard or a *buzzing* ... ? 🤨 🐝

"They just found another body."

WUBWUBWUBWUB! WEE-OOOOOOO🎶

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Two bodies and we aren't even through the opening credits!

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#Monsterdon
“Was he fooling around?”

No, he was as serious as a coronary thrombosis.

@Taweret I was thinking about how striking the feminine vocals are when I read this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon digging this 70s music

SECOND KINK: murders over the opening credits

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Well, I, for one, welcome the #invasionofthebeegirls
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There was that part of the 70's when America got together for a chat and was like "hey, let's all wear brown for a few years." #monsterdon

#monsterdon strong mustache movie

#Monsterdon 🐝 🐝 💃 💃 💃 🐝 🔬 🍯 😱

Lotsa combovers

I do like that we've dropped straight into a post-mortem #monsterdon

#monsterdon so THAT'S what humming sounds like!

So we've studied at the Laugh-In School of scene-swaps-with-music

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It's like the theme music for every feathered hairstyle ever

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Coroner is like "yea this guy had sex to death" with a knowing chuckle

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#Monsterdon that coroner with no gloves, on his way to deliver a baby

"Was he fooling around?"

Well he was in this movie so I'm gonna say yes. #Monsterdon

MORE JAW HARP YEAH

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"Grabowski" is such a screenwriting 101 fake name

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someone has aspirations of using BRIGHT RED throughout this movie, i can already tell

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At least it's only 85 minutes of my life

#Monsterdon

Excellent intro music. Lots of woohooohoowoohooo wahwah wowowow
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fucking breakneck pace on this thing did we start 45 minutes into this or something #monsterdon

look hon his death spared you the name "slobowski" so frankly I think you've come out ahead

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Lol did not expect the funky theme song

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soundtrack so boingy

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OMG this theme song! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon thrilling careers in information technology! Are dot-matrix printers the future for YOU?!

A shot of a teletype machine with the 70s hi-hat popping off is very clever. I'm already loving it.

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#Monsterdon INVESTIGATE. SUSPICION SEXY STATE.

ooohh i LOVE this theme song! #monsterdon

oh we are gonna get FUNKY tonight #monsterdon

This is a legit neat intro sequence. Also very DC.

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