agreed with everybody about this movie being so unsexy. it’s #techbro #incel #redpill levels of unsexy.

"Devil Girl From Mars" was way sexier than this Silicon Valley crap.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

i hate that the soundtrack slaps

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

#monsterdon AND THAT'S A WRECK

Agar decides to put the moves on Julie *while she is trying to talk with him about the sexual assault she experienced*. Nobody fucked off into the sea, though perhaps every male character and all the filmmakers should have.

Y'all that was real bad. Really, really bad. I need to start keeping notes about which 70s movies are actually tolerable.

Thank you for hosting, @Taweret@octodon.social! Thank you for the bingo card, @Cherizilla!

Apologies to bees everywhere.

#monsterdon _police officer_ "But I still don't understand what motivated them!" NEITHER DO ANY OF THE REST OF US

This movie needs more Devil Girl From Mars

#monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

Wikipedia: “The script was altered while Meyer was visiting his parents. When he saw the new script, he wanted to take his name off of the project, but was convinced by his manager that he needed a credit.”

#monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

Well, that was something different! Keep on wearing your sunglasses indoors. 😂 Thanks for hosting, @Taweret@octodon.social!

#monsterdon

If that's what guys in the 70s were using to get off to then that explains a lot about old dudes today.
A lot.

Once again the true monster is Man.

#monsterdon

This appears to be the same printer as from the start of the film. I was originally thinking it was an IBM line printer from the earlier shots, but the equipment appears to be part of an overall Univac computing system. Working on the ID now. This is retro-computing soft-porn!

#monsterdon

WHY IS SHE BEING BEED. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SCIENCE!!!

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

i’ve heard of wax depillation but this is ridic

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

rape is not funny

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

lol, Bee Girls just killed a cop, firmly winning over the Mastodon crowd

Oh we're back to the spare bedroom/morgue

#monsterdon

The sexual assault scene was really unnecessary for the plot too, the fucking 70s.....

#monsterdon

none of these men deserve the effort the women are making for them

#monsterdon

This is how the GOP thinks lesbians are 'made' doesn't it?

An elaborate science ritual involving bees

#monsterdon

i have those sunglasses, btw

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

WAIT! Melania Bee is turning all the widows into sexy PhDs?!?!?!

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

OMG without the glasses this guy looks like a balder Dick Cheney and i resent this. she better kill this guy quick.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

I'll accept the federal agent beating them up instead

#Monsterdon

OMG this Shaft music after the prelude to corny sex music is hilarious.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

Monster POV shot! ✅ #monsterdon

the guy screaming about being told not to fuck would be the last guy to get laid ever

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

so, wait! this is supposed to be at a University of California campus?!?!?!

they have bars in the university?!?!?! SUNY & CUNY have a lot of catching up to do.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

After extensive research, I'm coming no closer. It's very frustrating. I'm frustrated and just can't get there. And the movie is over and there are no more line printers to look at. So very unsatisfactory. This was a very unsatisfactory movie.

#monsterdon

Rest In Bees

#monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

#monsterdon _police officer turns down the advances of an evil bee girl_ we have found the one and only man in this movie capable of doing his job without screwing around

#monsterdon You know it's a snu snu scene because the violin suddenly wanders in, as if lost after a long journey.

cop got beed.

ACAB 1 cops 0

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

i guess those boots were made for fucking

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

#monsterdon "My name is Neil Agar"

Please somebody get that man into a petri dish

Honestly I love #monsterdon. I don’t usually watch the movies but I love guessing what’s happening from all of your absolutely unhinged posts. Bless you all.

#monsterdon Thanks everyone... that was just way too porny and not enough corny. Ah well... NEXT TIME MAYBE BITEY FISHIES!

"So I fucked her to shut her up and she was all bees! Could not believe it!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon All right all right all right WE GET IT, evil conversion sequence, blah blah blah

Now let's have the newly converted evil bee girl mention that she's really hungry after all that evil-ification, ask where the craft services table is, and then everyone else tells her by way of bee butt-waggle dancing, COME ON

#monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

#monsterdon Katie, as Dr. Harris gets undressed facing away from the camera: "I keep expecting to see a red dot on her back".

OMG she has fish mirrors like the eyes of bug. LMAO.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

welp, that was traumatizing

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

#monsterdon Not a big fan of attempted rape scenes. Not a fan at all.

Bee Girl Melania is going after the blue ball beer dude

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

WAIT! THIS IS A PORNO?!?!?!

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

how dare that fucker go rummaging thru people’s stuff like that

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

also, cop boss is so greasy OMG

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

oh, terrible #monsterdon this week, huh? That's too bad. Y'all could have been watching Slithis, but no it was all 'bee girls! bee girls!'

If it’s any consolation, folks have written some warnings on Does the Dog Die. Here’s the link. https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/751061. #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

and here’s the smoke finally taking care of the killer bisexual bees

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

WAIT! Bee is for bisexual? they're a bisexual Silicon Valley death cult?!?!?!

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

Watching nature documentaries and listening to podcasts while everyone else is having sex. Relatable.

#invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

#monsterdon _formerly hateful wife tries to seduce Stan while he's working_

I feel like so many couples in this movie should have just gone to therapy.

for lack of a proper lesbian scene at the spa, we cut over to the very macho fire of a metalworks barn.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

WAIT! it’s just a spa treatment?!?!?! is this a commentary on the lengths California women will go to looking attractive to Silicon Valley eggheads?

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

#monsterdon Is every evil bee lady in this scene wearing huge sunglasses and super short lab coats with no pants?

😑

(Jeez, they got that white goop all over her _eyelashes_, that absolutely sucks.)

that interview coulda been an encyclopedia search

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

#monsterdon I think the little scar on his arm was his smallpox immunization scar. Funny the things you notice because of X-Files.

That community really needs to be cordoned off in any case, bees or no bees. #monsterdon

Secret passage! 50 shades of gray time? #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

It is satisfying seeing rapists get the shit beaten out of them though....

#monsterdon

that crash test dummy is more like crash dead dummy, amirite?!?!?!

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

I love those hooligans wooting softly in the background. #monsterdon

LMAO i thought those were shots instead of a gavel. so american indeed.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

Now that's some careful prop placement!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon _more random nudity in a frat house we have no reason to know anything about, a dead body is on the couch, a terrible synth orchestra sting_

I'll bet we're all thinking the same thing right now: "we could have been watching Piranha, but noooooooo"

"Looking for a craigslist hookup in a field, must like bees"

#monsterdon

The year is 2030. A magical bee lands on a dusty pile of VHS tapes. All over the world, #Monsterdon watchers open their mouths simultaneously and sing: LA LA LA LA!

Body 2 and we're not even 4 minutes

#Monsterdon

why do motels always look so seedy in 1970s movies?

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

That combover is an offence.

#monsterdon

Maybe we should link every #monsterdon movie to #DoesTheDogDie trigger warning site. I don’t want people re-traumatized because of some goofy soft-whatever 1973 we pick to expose ourselves to. The last thing we need is refreshed #ptsd. We need awkward and funny, not trampling all over triggers. This is for fun, and it sickens me that something heinous snuck in and hurt people we all care for. Just an idea, leave the tags maybe, so people can find it easily?

“A semi-sequel to the movie, the play Beyond the Invasion of the Bee Girls was produced by House of Dames in 1998 in Seattle, Washington.” (Wikipedia)

#invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

For #monsterdon, do we have any tits statistics? It seems like we should. TPH maybe? This movie is obviously … on-top… hurr hurr hurr. “Reverse cowgirl hits ceiling fan” that’s page 213 in the Kamikaze Kama Sutra.

40% of you voted for that

#monsterdon

Bad in a cringe way, not in a camp way. Glad I had y'all to watch it with tho. #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

blonde PhD bimbos out at the end because of course she would… to the thrill of Space Odyssey 2001 music and bees sucking on yellow amapola.

so i guess we didn’t see the monster fuck off to the sea.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

they really didn't end on flight of the bumblebee....

#monsterdon

lol, you do not get to use the 2001:Space Odyssey reference in this POS, no.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon There are like four minutes left in this movie, we *do not have time* for another bee girl conversion montage no matter how much the director wants to put one in

that blonde wig screams Phyllis Diller

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

[Springy Boings] #monsterdon

The greatest crime in the Patriarchy, being a "sexual bore"

#monsterdon

are those big sunglasses a sign you're a bee lady because I've seen a lot of bee ladies about, especially where there's money...

#monsterdon

eggheads cheating on their hot wives. talk about being red pilled.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

Melania Bee shouldn’t be drinking all that refined sugar. it’s bad for honey-making.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

i miss my dot matrix though. also, those shelves were Ikea before it was cool.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

"That time when Westerners discovered the Kama Sutra"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "She was a 6’ 7’’ black queen, he was a 5’2'' hasidic jew. Their love was PROFANE, but they burned the seder candles and burned down the ghetto!” LOL

#monsterdon “Well, flies are where men are most vulnerable…” LOL

massive you-know-what?

did his dick explode?

#monsterdon

OK, that's Princess Leia hair on the librarian, four years early...

#monsterdon

OMG i had no idea Melania was in this. i knew she lied about her age but didn’t know she was old enough to be in a 1970s soft (heh heh) porno.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

Is this town called 'Peckham?'

Because there's a Peckham in London and it is very different to this one.

#monsterdon

if this is Standford, the breeding ground of #techbros, it explains so much and the reason we should nuke it out of existence.

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

"Who's the Legs"

"She's a Doctor, can you believe!"

the 70s

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Herb Kline, pronounced UNEMPLOYED. LOL.

#monsterdon Agar, don't rifle through the head librarian's inbox!

Don't go through her DRAWER! What the heck‽

It that a photo of Grabowski?
Grabowski
Grabowski
Grabowski
Grabowski
#monsterdon

just rummage through there desk why not?

BOUNDRIES!

#monsterdon

the state department guy looks coked out of his mind. he has that cokehead ashiness and flush

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

Here are some stills, if teleprinters are more your thing than Bee-girls.

#monsterdon

Yes, government agents are that chatty to local law enforcement, especially about secrets. I can see why this guy was sent down.

#monsterdon