"I'm very busy laying eggs for my colony right now, can you come back during normal business hours?"

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#Monsterdon yes yes, very 1970s erotic. now kill the guy already

Nothing says DANGER RADIATION like a green door

#monsterdon

"No but(t)s"

too late

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Op. The eyes show up in the act, already.

Of course, it's the same black contacts from "Stepford Wives", isn't it..?

Bee girl murder methodology still unclear

#Monsterdon
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Hey, bring over a projector and a bunch of movies, watch them with me, then leave.
#monsterdon

Enough with the balling!!! I want killing! #monsterdon

I don't believe that's how queen bees work #monsterdon

"That's everything we have under 'bees, lots of,' next we could try 'bees, one at a time.'" #monsterdon

is the buzzing diegetic?

#monsterdon

is she buzzing?

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I'm gonna be real disturbed if a stinger pops out of that butt…
#monsterdon

this is the longest sex scene till now
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@davesdogmaggie maybe they're saving flight of the bumblebee for the end?

........or maybe they don't even know what an insect is and aren't any better about having musical knowledge

#monsterdon

Smallpox vaccine scar! For when we want to make a super boring BINGO

#monsterdon
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Full moon out tonight! #Monsterdon

BUTT

THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What is this guy, the producer?

the boingy music is not intrinsic to the bee girls after all, and they appear to not ball frantically at all, but just ball with some amount of foreplay, which apparently is enough to kill all the men in this town #monsterdon

This really is a B movie

#Monsterdon

admittedly this guy does look like he could exhausted by one and a half steps on a stairmaster but I still think they're gonna have to work a little harder to get him dead

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So they're just going around finding married men and BEESMIRCHING their reputations, ahahahhAHHAHaha

Why is no one else doing terrible puns, I feel so alone

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I only watch Invasion of the Bee Girls for the articles. #monsterdon

...Stravinski on the porn soundtrack, okay. #Monsterdon

Here come THE BOOBS

#monsterdon

SPIDERS

ARENT

INSECTS

SPIDERS ARENT INSECTS

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#Monsterdon so first they feed you the royal jelly then they ball you to death?

Rimsky-Korsakov Scheherazade #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 INVASION OF THE BEE TRIVIA 🪐

SNL even parodied the trend. I watched this episode live.

Well. That’s enough bee education for everyone.

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Guy's built like my middle school vice principle. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon No wonder David Attenborough replaced this guy. Where's the passion? Where's the verve?

[meanwhile, in the stock footage library]

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I'm surprised there isn't fondu being served

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Was that a "compound eyes" display on the wall?

#monsterdon

Anti smoking was way ahead of it's time. "if you smoke, hot chicks won't stay with you."
#Monsterdon #BeeGirls

Don’t tell me the secret weapon is gonna be cigarettes.

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We are all disappointed she didn't have compound eyes, even though the movie was suggesting she might have

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"It's royal jelly. I made it myself" AHHHHHHHHH!!!! #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

shit I already had a milkshake and this girl is making me hungry again 😩
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#Monsterdon *he tells her that much sugar in her drink is bad for her right next to the pepsi logo on his soda*

This entire science department seems to be made up of hot women and unappealing dirtbag men. Not sure if they’re trying to get everyone on Team Bee Girl, but they’re doing a good job regardless. #monsterdon

Having dinner in front of the fireplace from Twins of Evil. #Monsterdon

the bee ladies' weakness is smoke, confirmed

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#monsterdon They kill with sex and carbs!

Wikipedia film category: Movies with seductive parfait-eating scenes. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Going to be nose-down and ass-up for awhile…”. Writer, it’s supposed to be subtext, not all bloody caps here…

Not watching pornos?

What is this

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bees do not prey on flies, to the best of my knowledge…
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men just casually discussing their infidelities is... quite a thing.

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#monsterdon Agar Agar is used to feed bacteria colonies in petri dishes. He's likely distrubingly fecund beyond that zipper... yikes. There's all natural, and then THERE IS A BATH. PLEASE TAKE A BATH.

Ballin'! 🐺 🎾

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The next time I"m stuck @ the office, if the S/O calls to inquire, I too shall respond with "nose down, ass up for the next several hours" 😂
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This has got to be the horniest town America.

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Donna, relax. it's not like I'm gonna get balled to death by bee girls

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I mean, a 1973 movie about bee girls and boobs actually features queer characters and doesn't treat them as punchlines... I'm kind of impressed?

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#Monsterdon Our sweet-toothed girl gives herself some sugar, before giving Dr. Labcoat some spice.

@brooke Yep. Could not perform with women. An actual clue.

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That’s a lot of sugar in her coffee. #Monsterdon

So this movie's a sequel to The Wasp Woman (1959), right? #Monsterdon

@yatsu I'll accept it as a math joke

#Monsterdon

Where were you when Murder was Murgered? #monsterdon

TO SERVE MAN #monsterdon

bees are known for their love of two things: sugar and ballin'

#monsterdon

WAIT! Joe’s gay?

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

"...and I certainly won't murder you with sex."
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“Balling,” “make it with.” Some interesting euphemisms for sexual congress.

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He’s punched a lot of people tonight #Monsterdon

Chief that cup's still got less sugar in it than the pepsi you're drinking. #Monsterdon

"Sugar. Give me. Sugar. In water."

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Not sure I'm even following the same movie anymore? YouTube bootleg might have had some edits?

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Are all the Bee Girls wearing sunglasses to hide their compound eyes? #monsterdon

...How did this movie manage to have a halfway decent discussion of homosexuality in the 1970s

AND ALSO

one of the grosser rape scenes put to film? :/

Like, usually bigotry isn't that contained. #Monsterdon

Dr Harris always wears shades like she's high and/or drunk

#monsterdon

Hey @Taweret no worries! You can't know everything! We as a community can work on this, too. Please don't feel bad!

It's sadly a risk we run with old movies, we have to be aware of that.

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wait: why was that POV shot not in Bee-Vision?
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BEBPSI SPOTTED 👀👀👀👀👀 #monsterdon

Gee, Susan sure likes those sunglasses. Probably nothing #monsterdon

I'm really liking how they're not making Joe all mincing and 70s queer-coded.

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WAIT! he found a secret sex lair in the library? and it has unicorns?

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

#Monsterdon why was there a guy in the sex room?

[wacky noises resume]

#Monsterdon

I'm going to make myself a sexy 70s library... by which I mean I'm going to catch some pigeons with a milk crate #monsterdon

Really.

Shag carpeting.

In your secret sex room?

REALLY!?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, we’re back on track with our intrepid investigator discovering a Secret Passage in the Library that leads to a… uh… “playroom”.

Did those poor caged birds see balling?

#Monsterdon 🐝👯 #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

WTF 70s movie. We do not need this scene in the packing lot.
Where's Robocop when you need him to shoot some guys dicks off?
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Oh, I was mistaken, hidden unicorn fight club.

#monsterdon

My mom: "It's illegal to read other people's mail."

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#Monsterdon fight in the shagadelic sex den!

steps inside a room? I don't care for that

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lol @ weird man hiding behind the fish

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He hides with the fishes.

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Well maybe it's more believable now that Nicholas Meyer wrote it because this is some real Star Trek fighting #monsterdon

#Monsterdon getting lots of Bumble ads
Plex is not playing around

#Monsterdon one of the books on the sex shelf appeared to be "Growing Up Straight."

The soundtrack album to this might be really good actually.

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Lol the hat stand with a wig, handcuffs, and plastic tubing, is this what you're into??

#Monsterdon