"Sugar. Give me. Sugar. In water."

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Not sure I'm even following the same movie anymore? YouTube bootleg might have had some edits?

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Are all the Bee Girls wearing sunglasses to hide their compound eyes? #monsterdon

...How did this movie manage to have a halfway decent discussion of homosexuality in the 1970s

AND ALSO

one of the grosser rape scenes put to film? :/

Like, usually bigotry isn't that contained. #Monsterdon

Dr Harris always wears shades like she's high and/or drunk

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Hey @Taweret no worries! You can't know everything! We as a community can work on this, too. Please don't feel bad!

It's sadly a risk we run with old movies, we have to be aware of that.

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wait: why was that POV shot not in Bee-Vision?
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BEBPSI SPOTTED 👀👀👀👀👀 #monsterdon

Gee, Susan sure likes those sunglasses. Probably nothing #monsterdon

I'm really liking how they're not making Joe all mincing and 70s queer-coded.

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WAIT! he found a secret sex lair in the library? and it has unicorns?

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

#Monsterdon why was there a guy in the sex room?

[wacky noises resume]

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I'm going to make myself a sexy 70s library... by which I mean I'm going to catch some pigeons with a milk crate #monsterdon

Really.

Shag carpeting.

In your secret sex room?

REALLY!?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, we’re back on track with our intrepid investigator discovering a Secret Passage in the Library that leads to a… uh… “playroom”.

Did those poor caged birds see balling?

#Monsterdon 🐝👯 #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

WTF 70s movie. We do not need this scene in the packing lot.
Where's Robocop when you need him to shoot some guys dicks off?
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Oh, I was mistaken, hidden unicorn fight club.

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My mom: "It's illegal to read other people's mail."

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#Monsterdon fight in the shagadelic sex den!

steps inside a room? I don't care for that

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lol @ weird man hiding behind the fish

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He hides with the fishes.

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Well maybe it's more believable now that Nicholas Meyer wrote it because this is some real Star Trek fighting #monsterdon

#Monsterdon one of the books on the sex shelf appeared to be "Growing Up Straight."

The soundtrack album to this might be really good actually.

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Lol the hat stand with a wig, handcuffs, and plastic tubing, is this what you're into??

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#monsterdon Most of that I get, but the clear tubing is truly kinky even for 1972. I wonder if there is an air compressor that goes along with that tubing... for the townies that want to pretend to be Macy's Thanksgiving Day Floats. All… inflated….

'Ladies and Gentlemen, the next Secretary of Defense!'

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i think we all just collectively agreed that searching up c/w's beforehand is gonna have to be part of the pre-#monsterdon prep

I too REALLY would like to have had some warning of the sexual assault scene :(

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my god: there's a gloryhole in the bookshelf!
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oh what a coincidence a sex book

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At least the 'boing' sounds are back

#Monsterdon noooo i hope they die

Dude. Some old guy was just run over by Christine. I think this was an unrelated murder gang.
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go ahead Neil, kill every one of them. please. #monsterdon

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the only thing that's gonna save this movie is when all these dudes are taken out by swarms of non-horny bees

#monsterdon SHAFT! Close your zippah!

what the...

what

I mean as much as #Monsterdon movies are bad, it's usually not in the way of showing an extended rape scene

I do not like this development

These guys need to be bee'd right quick

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"Hey, you're fine walking down that dark alley by yourself, yeah?"

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Where's a Bee Woman when you need one?

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😬

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okay, who was expecting both of them to get into the phone booth. #monsterdon

He's gonna come out of the phone booth looking like Clark Kent. #Monsterdon

"They're droppin' like flies..."

Like, Spanish flies? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is this where they got the idea for Leia's hair?

@davesdogmaggie Hey, at least one was named John.

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Dead of a massive "you know what"

... I don't get it.

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@Bluedepth wait he was a main character? wow

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#Monsterdon Watch partiers

@Cherizilla put bees on the Bingo stamps!! Awesome!!!

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"Don't tell me how to do my job, pencilneck!"

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Less than a half hour in and already the bee girls have resorted to using cars to run people down. This is not giving me confidence in their superior bee girl powers. #monsterdon

It's true Corvairs really are unsafe at any speed!

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that was a brutal kill actually

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No one is learning ANYTHING from the misfortune of others in this horror movie. #Monsterdon

Just my luck. All the other characters are getting balled to death by sexy bee ladies but I get hit by car.
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"We found him with his pants around his ankles dead of a massive boner. Blue pills scattered all over"

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Murder Murger?

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lol @ the doctor's car death

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Guy being chased apparently isn't into ladies, so they're killing him the old fashioned way

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ouch #Monsterdon

How will I ever be able to enjoy dull, hetronormative sex without the anticipation of humorously placed corpses after watching this!?

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omg lol holy shit

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#Monsterdon bee-vision!

Whaaaaat? People are dying from sex and you’ve got the hots suddenly?

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#Monsterdon official cause of death "mass hysteria while balling"

#monsterdon Ahhh, 1972, the year that flying to Sydney to screw a koala bear brought Chlamydia to the states.

(This did not happen. This is a comedy bit.)

oh no, they're gonna ball

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"There is such a thing as psychosomatic death," as all of us watching this are painfully aware

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Solid science theories. And more balling. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon okay but can we just pause for a moment to appreciate the top-shelf eyewear selection. Not one boring pair of glasses in sight

Oh there's monster POV shot and unhappy marriage checked off on the bingo card within a minute!

#Monsterdon

BEE VISION

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#monsterdon Compound eye point-of-view shot!

compound eye shot!

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#Monsterdon bee wife, bee life

BEE VISION.

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"Abstinance isn't going to be anything new around here."

"Well, if I was positive it would kill you, I'd do it."

🤣🤣🤣

#Monsterdon

uh oh, guess who's gunna die next...
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This town demands their sexy time whether it kills them or not!
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls

This movie is fucking hilarious. #Monsterdon

How are they Bee Girls? In bee hives only the queen has sex. She gets down with multiple drones.
#monsterdon #BeeGirls

it was Invasion of the COVID-19 Girls there for a second #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Virulent form of venerial disease… the numbers have swelled….” And props to the actors for keeping a straight face with these lines.

That man ain't fucking his wife or a prostitute....

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"DICK-tate your private morals"

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Why are you screwing your mom #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

chorus:

🎵 (Bee Ballin', I'm-a bee ballin', I'm-a)
(Bee ballin', I'm-a bee ballin', I'm-a) 🎵

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"Eight guys are dead from ballin' !"

The GOP has spoken

#monsterdon

Dr Murker? like in killer?!?!?!

#BeeGirls #monsterdon

You can always count on Suspender Guy to stand up for the sexually frustrated townspeople

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Their audience is a #Monsterdon audience evidently with all the innuendo giggling.

this guy balls like Whoa #monsterdon

So this is a science lab full of old horny frat boys?
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"Eight guys are dead from ballin"..."

I can't deal with this movie.

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The corpse reveals on this one are amazing #monsterdon