@crazypedia oooh well at least that's fortunate
(I still have zero idea what the point of that was)
(well I kind of have zero idea what the point of any of this is)
#Monsterdon
The sudden need to exposition dump with the most ridiculous technobabble at 1:10 in the movie. Really?
Wait. Does the buzzing noise come from the boobies? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Heh. Totally called the "that's not science, it's fiction" line
#Monsterdon Geneticist insists you cannot, in fact, cross a man with a horse. Surprisingly factual science!
Tap your damn cigarette ash already.
@rallias It's like movie/TV binoculars, only to the nth degree
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wow-chicka-wow
#monsterdon
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#monsterdon what the FUCK did he just say about hormones
#Monsterdon π π π π π π π¬ π― π±
Can 'science' speed up the process of 'centuries of trial and error'??
No. It cannot.
"If the top half of the centaur is human it's not bestiality, despite the bottom half being horse. Discuss"
And a bestiality reference. We have achieved a new low. #Monsterdon
The federal agent with the polka-dot tie
#Monsterdon Sheβs not used to the guy being the one to buzz off.
@Taweret Wrap up what? There's no plot. Just tits and bee conversion therapy.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
#monsterdon Herbs dead. Started with the Dill, then the Thyme... when it hit the Rosemary, we knew we had a problem on our hand.
Captains moustache is aware of his looks. Good cop!
#monsterdon
Whoa, random datacenter footage #monsterdon
that is a very yellow shirt
This entire movie was inspired by somebody getting the lens to do the compound-eye shot and then writing the script overnight just so they could use it.
He passed the test. He will diminish, and go to the station, and remain Sheriff of the weird college people. #monsterdon
Ah yes, bees, insects notorious for their big boobs #monsterdon
i like how this bee girl is wearing a rainbow dress
@The_Caretaker@cr8r.gg Nope, not the soldier's nor the sheriff's mustache
This movie truly is operating on porno logic. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon OK, so what are the rules for when they need glasses and when they don't?
#monsterdon The key is to get slices of apricots, and eat them slowly, by extending your tongue and slurping them in. Making disturbing sounds of pleasureβ¦
So if the Bee Girls are queens why don't we get to see where they lay their eggs in wax cells? #monsterdon
"keep me company in my time of bee-d... NEED! i mean NEED" #monsterdon
@Lazarou Wait, it isn't? π€
@ohiofi My dad had this album! ... in a closet, in a box. It's a good album. The cover is icing on the cake, so to speak. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon check out the results of our bee-auty regimen
"You'll have to excuse me officer, I spent all last night turning gay, gay, gay!" #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Can I get you something? Coffee, tea, ... bee ... I mean, me?
nobody noticed all the women in the town started heavily digging sunglasses. #monsterdon
"I regret to inform you that your husband is dead."
"Cool. Want to stay a while?"
military quarantine. no one will ever be allowed near this movie again. #monsterdon
@diazona @lytta Most porn is afraid to depict compound eyes for instance #monsterdon
#monsterdon So doctor who had the wacky venereal disease idea and who was brutally killed by being run over has a secret lava lamp sex room back office.
#monsterdon the pasta-water-shower is coveted
#Monsterdon This kiss only compounds her issues. And eyes.
#Monsterdon Is that the Orgasmatron?
#Monsterdon MEANWHILE, back in the Patriarchy...
Choir music! She's been Bee-atified :D #Monsterdon
WE GOT BEE LADY KISSING BEE LADY TO TRANSFORM HER INTO BEE LADY. AND SHE IS IN ECSTASY
i think we're watching softcore porn
more boobs please
lesbian bee cult, what an incredible development, thank you movie #monsterdon
this really is an involved metamorphosis process.
Bee girl flicks the final switch to turn on the modular synth rack
They're finishing the annealing process. She's been electroplated. #Monsterdon
When do we get to see one when a naked Michael York gets covered in yogurt? #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
I hope the actress can breathe with that white goop on her face #Monsterdon
Oh damn it. It's just an over sized jungle gym.
I was hoping for a big old Epcot Center geodesic dome.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
I bet that tickles.
#Monsterdon Oh god, theyβre giving her hives!
Hey, the bees made her a kicky little showercap! Thanks, bees! #Monsterdon
The Bee transformation is a metaphor for how Society grinds us down
now peel the protective cocoon #monsterdon
Y'know when they put her in the bee chamber her mouth and nose were open but then when the bees came in they were covered
I know, I know, I shouldn't be bringing logic into this
#Monsterdon Didn't we do the Sybian scene already?
#monsterdon Those bees will need lots of therapy. Show us on this model of a woman where they made you hover, land, and wiggle.
anyway yeah pretty sure that's royal jelly. it's part of how bees do the thing. i'd do a quick wiki lookup but i need to take some advil
is..... wait is that woman becoming a giant bee mating ball? holy shit
NOT THE BEEEEES
NOW it's a B movie. #Monsterdon
NOT THE BEES!!!! #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
*Nicholas Cage breaks through here* #monsterdon
okay this part is actually kinda creepy and I'm not even scared of bees
but this is creepy
@DinosaurRobo I forgot we did Re-Animator!
But this is way skeevier.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
How many times does this movie come up as the weirdest job for performers?
Honey, that is NEVER coming out of your hair.
Okay, so metamorphasis or something. Maybe.
I too wish to be smothered in marshmellow creme.
WTF is even happening!?
#monsterdon
Yeah, I know it goes without saying, but
WRITER'S KINK #12: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS WITH THE STUFF
#Monsterdon
MOAR sexy sunglasses bee ladies... β
PLUS: Strategically placed equipment... β
Oh it's whipped cream time
never trust people with geodesic domes laying around
So, are they making more bee women with the widows of the dead bee killed men? Is that what is going on?
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
I'm a simple man. You show me a schlocky lab with blinkenlights and knobs, I celebrate.
#Monsterdon this movie is like "Outbreak" except instead of a hemorragic fever it's an epidemic of men being fucked to death
#monsterdon somebody's formative sexual experiences were very much at EPCOT
So how many years of HRT do I need before I can be admitted to the bee women murder cult?
@sean Except "whats inside the box" has a different meaning here.
Sorry I'm late, I had to put on my pantyhose and sexy labcoat
#monsterdon Lesbians: The Geodesic Dome
Is she wearing anything under that labcoat? Probably not.
Furiously jotting down notes about bee girl society
And then... they turned her... into... a bee!!! #monsterdon
Ah, radiation. Makes everything better, just like sugar #monsterdon
We need to bring back the turtleneck-and-blazer fit. That was a good look. #Monsterdon
.......don't queen bees constantly reproduce? can't tell if she was lying or the movie makers are dumb
Danger radiation, as opposed to Safe radiation. #Monsterdon
"I just have one question, Doctor. How many eyes do bees have?"
"Bees have five."
"Thank you very much."
#Monsterdon I usually make fun of the academics in these movies, but apparently all the major characters are academics. βPlease come back during regular office hoursβ¦β
@ohiofi omg so much yes
Nyah had way more interesting and entertaining ways of killing people