anyway yeah pretty sure that's royal jelly. it's part of how bees do the thing. i'd do a quick wiki lookup but i need to take some advil
is..... wait is that woman becoming a giant bee mating ball? holy shit
NOT THE BEEEEES
NOW it's a B movie. #Monsterdon
NOT THE BEES!!!! #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
*Nicholas Cage breaks through here* #monsterdon
okay this part is actually kinda creepy and I'm not even scared of bees
but this is creepy
@DinosaurRobo I forgot we did Re-Animator!
But this is way skeevier.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
How many times does this movie come up as the weirdest job for performers?
Honey, that is NEVER coming out of your hair.
Okay, so metamorphasis or something. Maybe.
I too wish to be smothered in marshmellow creme.
WTF is even happening!?
#monsterdon
WRITER'S KINK #12: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS WITH THE STUFF
#Monsterdon
MOAR sexy sunglasses bee ladies... β
PLUS: Strategically placed equipment... β
Oh it's whipped cream time
never trust people with geodesic domes laying around
So, are they making more bee women with the widows of the dead bee killed men? Is that what is going on?
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
I'm a simple man. You show me a schlocky lab with blinkenlights and knobs, I celebrate.
#Monsterdon this movie is like "Outbreak" except instead of a hemorragic fever it's an epidemic of men being fucked to death
So how many years of HRT do I need before I can be admitted to the bee women murder cult?
@sean Except "whats inside the box" has a different meaning here.
Sorry I'm late, I had to put on my pantyhose and sexy labcoat
#monsterdon Lesbians: The Geodesic Dome
Is she wearing anything under that labcoat? Probably not.
Furiously jotting down notes about bee girl society
And then... they turned her... into... a bee!!! #monsterdon
Ah, radiation. Makes everything better, just like sugar #monsterdon
We need to bring back the turtleneck-and-blazer fit. That was a good look. #Monsterdon
Danger radiation, as opposed to Safe radiation. #Monsterdon
"I just have one question, Doctor. How many eyes do bees have?"
"Bees have five."
"Thank you very much."
#Monsterdon I usually make fun of the academics in these movies, but apparently all the major characters are academics. βPlease come back during regular office hoursβ¦β
@ohiofi omg so much yes
Nyah had way more interesting and entertaining ways of killing people
"I'm very busy laying eggs for my colony right now, can you come back during normal business hours?"
#Monsterdon yes yes, very 1970s erotic. now kill the guy already
Nothing says DANGER RADIATION like a green door
#Monsterdon
Op. The eyes show up in the act, already.
Of course, it's the same black contacts from "Stepford Wives", isn't it..?
Bee girl murder methodology still unclear
Hey, bring over a projector and a bunch of movies, watch them with me, then leave.
#monsterdon
Enough with the balling!!! I want killing! #monsterdon
I don't believe that's how queen bees work #monsterdon
"That's everything we have under 'bees, lots of,' next we could try 'bees, one at a time.'" #monsterdon
is the buzzing diegetic?
is she buzzing?
I'm gonna be real disturbed if a stinger pops out of that buttβ¦
#monsterdon
this is the longest sex scene till now
#monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie maybe they're saving flight of the bumblebee for the end?
........or maybe they don't even know what an insect is and aren't any better about having musical knowledge
Smallpox vaccine scar! For when we want to make a super boring BINGO
BUTT
THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon What is this guy, the producer?
the boingy music is not intrinsic to the bee girls after all, and they appear to not ball frantically at all, but just ball with some amount of foreplay, which apparently is enough to kill all the men in this town #monsterdon
This really is a B movie
admittedly this guy does look like he could exhausted by one and a half steps on a stairmaster but I still think they're gonna have to work a little harder to get him dead
So they're just going around finding married men and BEESMIRCHING their reputations, ahahahhAHHAHaha
Why is no one else doing terrible puns, I feel so alone
I only watch Invasion of the Bee Girls for the articles. #monsterdon
...Stravinski on the porn soundtrack, okay. #Monsterdon
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Here come THE BOOBS
#Monsterdon so first they feed you the royal jelly then they ball you to death?
Rimsky-Korsakov Scheherazade #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
π INVASION OF THE BEE TRIVIA πͺ
SNL even parodied the trend. I watched this episode live.
Well. Thatβs enough bee education for everyone.
Guy's built like my middle school vice principle. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon No wonder David Attenborough replaced this guy. Where's the passion? Where's the verve?
[meanwhile, in the stock footage library]
I'm surprised there isn't fondu being served
Was that a "compound eyes" display on the wall?
Anti smoking was way ahead of it's time. "if you smoke, hot chicks won't stay with you."
#Monsterdon #BeeGirls
Donβt tell me the secret weapon is gonna be cigarettes.
"It's royal jelly. I made it myself" AHHHHHHHHH!!!! #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
shit I already had a milkshake and this girl is making me hungry again π©
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon *he tells her that much sugar in her drink is bad for her right next to the pepsi logo on his soda*
This entire science department seems to be made up of hot women and unappealing dirtbag men. Not sure if theyβre trying to get everyone on Team Bee Girl, but theyβre doing a good job regardless. #monsterdon
Having dinner in front of the fireplace from Twins of Evil. #Monsterdon
Wikipedia film category: Movies with seductive parfait-eating scenes. #monsterdon
#monsterdon They kill with sex and carbs!
the bee ladies' weakness is smoke, confirmed
#Monsterdon βGoing to be nose-down and ass-up for awhileβ¦β. Writer, itβs supposed to be subtext, not all bloody caps hereβ¦
bees do not prey on flies, to the best of my knowledgeβ¦
#monsterdon
men just casually discussing their infidelities is... quite a thing.
#monsterdon Agar Agar is used to feed bacteria colonies in petri dishes. He's likely distrubingly fecund beyond that zipper... yikes. There's all natural, and then THERE IS A BATH. PLEASE TAKE A BATH.
Ballin'! πΊ πΎ
The next time I"m stuck @ the office, if the S/O calls to inquire, I too shall respond with "nose down, ass up for the next several hours" π
#monsterdon
This has got to be the horniest town America.
Donna, relax. it's not like I'm gonna get balled to death by bee girls
I mean, a 1973 movie about bee girls and boobs actually features queer characters and doesn't treat them as punchlines... I'm kind of impressed?
#Monsterdon Our sweet-toothed girl gives herself some sugar, before giving Dr. Labcoat some spice.
@brooke Yep. Could not perform with women. An actual clue.
Thatβs a lot of sugar in her coffee. #Monsterdon
So this movie's a sequel to The Wasp Woman (1959), right? #Monsterdon
@yatsu I'll accept it as a math joke
Where were you when Murder was Murgered? #monsterdon
TO SERVE MAN #monsterdon
bees are known for their love of two things: sugar and ballin'
WAIT! Joeβs gay?
"...and I certainly won't murder you with sex."
#monsterdon
βBalling,β βmake it with.β Some interesting euphemisms for sexual congress.
Heβs punched a lot of people tonight #Monsterdon
Chief that cup's still got less sugar in it than the pepsi you're drinking. #Monsterdon