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I officially don't understand what's happening anymore

so all these people, are just like, waiting there? all day? huh?
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bioing boing bing boing #Monsterdon

If I count all the men in this town as monsters then the "monster vs monster" bingo square is a shoe-in, but that almost seems too easy

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Yes, every piece of electronic lab equipment I have used makes that exact "bleep-bloop" sound.

Totally realistic!

aw, we never got to see her final form!

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If I had to put this movie down to a single word I guess it would be "YEESH"

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Twist: he's the bee girl #Monsterdon

I suspect this will be the first break in the case.

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#Monsterdon I'm reporting everybody in this movie to HR.

Wait what? We're making centaur men now?
"Look Williams I'm serious. I wanna make a horse man. I wanna ride him. Like a friend."
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#Monsterdon Gamma Scintillation Spectrometer. Is that a thing?

@dogwelder Just the sheriff, thank God

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the sex scenes are not appealing

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@allanb We can rule out the possibility of the keys having fallen into her bra #monsterdon

#monsterdon Then the minute the bra was unhooked, it swung around and smashed his skull into a mush, like Scanners. That would be great.

Does anybody get to keep their shirt on in this movie?
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Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'd have paid real money if she got stuck in that top… Just sitting there, struggling covered by sheer tight fabric.

deep stucco inner walls, damn #monsterdon

@Louisa "My bee eyes are up here."

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"Am I still not pretty?"

"Yes."

"Yes, as in I'm not pretty?"

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@ramsey I want to pay some ladies to turn up to someone's funeral like that and really fuck some shit up #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why doesn't anyone ask why so many recent widows are wearing sunglasses indoors?

Is this tool testing for bee girls, or lesbians, Mr. Decker? #monsterdon

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that instrument said something about 'x axis' but it was just like an arrow-pointy dial thing?

Relevant theology, been a few weeks

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X-axis and Y-axis are definitely labels you would put on a radiation counter

in the corners

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this man should die solely for his tie.

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Nothing wrong with the shades but now they are Suspiciously Lesbian I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

#monsterdon live so that the mourners at your funeral display that much cleavage

Do the eyes do the killing? #monsterdon

ow my brain,
yeah and that's why I tend to tune out the sciency mumbo jumbo stuff, to prevent the psychic damage

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#Monsterdon the bee girls are what happens when the women are in control of the stepford wives program?

#Monsterdon I love how dopey the guys become the instant a boob is exposed.

"Duh yeah okay I'm coming."

a photo-sensitive gamma count censor

"what the hell is that?"

first good question in this movie

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@apLundell oh god are the boobs full of bees. i don't think they actually are but that would be some top tier body horror

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The power of mammary glands compels you! #monsterdon

@apLundell *boobees

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#monsterdon Every man is driven by his twig and berries. Even if the black eyes aren't a little bit uncanny valley that makes the rough and ready a little limp and floppy…

Of course you can't find your keys, lady, try taking off the sunglasses #monsterdon

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The sudden need to exposition dump with the most ridiculous technobabble at 1:10 in the movie. Really?

Wait. Does the buzzing noise come from the boobies? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Heh. Totally called the "that's not science, it's fiction" line

@rallias It's like movie/TV binoculars, only to the nth degree

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wow-chicka-wow
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#monsterdon what the FUCK did he just say about hormones

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Can 'science' speed up the process of 'centuries of trial and error'??

No. It cannot.

"If the top half of the centaur is human it's not bestiality, despite the bottom half being horse. Discuss"

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And a bestiality reference. We have achieved a new low. #Monsterdon

The federal agent with the polka-dot tie

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#Monsterdon She’s not used to the guy being the one to buzz off.

@Taweret Wrap up what? There's no plot. Just tits and bee conversion therapy.
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#monsterdon Herbs dead. Started with the Dill, then the Thyme... when it hit the Rosemary, we knew we had a problem on our hand.

Captains moustache is aware of his looks. Good cop!
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Whoa, random datacenter footage #monsterdon

that is a very yellow shirt

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This entire movie was inspired by somebody getting the lens to do the compound-eye shot and then writing the script overnight just so they could use it.

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He passed the test. He will diminish, and go to the station, and remain Sheriff of the weird college people. #monsterdon

oh yeah

WRITER'S KINK #14: BLACK WIDOWS, in multiple senses

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Ah yes, bees, insects notorious for their big boobs #monsterdon

i like how this bee girl is wearing a rainbow dress

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@The_Caretaker@cr8r.gg Nope, not the soldier's nor the sheriff's mustache

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This movie truly is operating on porno logic. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon OK, so what are the rules for when they need glasses and when they don't?

#monsterdon The key is to get slices of apricots, and eat them slowly, by extending your tongue and slurping them in. Making disturbing sounds of pleasure…

So if the Bee Girls are queens why don't we get to see where they lay their eggs in wax cells? #monsterdon

"keep me company in my time of bee-d... NEED! i mean NEED" #monsterdon

@Lazarou Wait, it isn't? 🤔

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"You'll have to excuse me officer, I spent all last night turning gay, gay, gay!" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon check out the results of our bee-auty regimen

#Monsterdon Can I get you something? Coffee, tea, ... bee ... I mean, me?

"I regret to inform you that your husband is dead."
"Cool. Want to stay a while?"

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military quarantine. no one will ever be allowed near this movie again. #monsterdon

@diazona @lytta Most porn is afraid to depict compound eyes for instance #monsterdon

#monsterdon So doctor who had the wacky venereal disease idea and who was brutally killed by being run over has a secret lava lamp sex room back office.

#monsterdon the pasta-water-shower is coveted

#Monsterdon This kiss only compounds her issues. And eyes.

#Monsterdon Is that the Orgasmatron?

#Monsterdon MEANWHILE, back in the Patriarchy...

Choir music! She's been Bee-atified :D #Monsterdon

WE GOT BEE LADY KISSING BEE LADY TO TRANSFORM HER INTO BEE LADY. AND SHE IS IN ECSTASY

i think we're watching softcore porn

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more boobs please

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lesbian bee cult, what an incredible development, thank you movie #monsterdon

this really is an involved metamorphosis process.

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Bee girl flicks the final switch to turn on the modular synth rack

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They're finishing the annealing process. She's been electroplated. #Monsterdon

Can we go back to wub wub wub wub wub wub

Those were good times

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I hope the actress can breathe with that white goop on her face #Monsterdon

When do we get to see one when a naked Michael York gets covered in yogurt? #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

Oh damn it. It's just an over sized jungle gym.
I was hoping for a big old Epcot Center geodesic dome.
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I bet that tickles.

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#Monsterdon Oh god, they’re giving her hives!

Hey, the bees made her a kicky little showercap! Thanks, bees! #Monsterdon

The Bee transformation is a metaphor for how Society grinds us down

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now peel the protective cocoon #monsterdon

Y'know when they put her in the bee chamber her mouth and nose were open but then when the bees came in they were covered

I know, I know, I shouldn't be bringing logic into this

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#Monsterdon Didn't we do the Sybian scene already?

#monsterdon Those bees will need lots of therapy. Show us on this model of a woman where they made you hover, land, and wiggle.

Uh, actual bees. Makes total sense.

la, la, la, la!

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