emphasis on "almost" BUT STILL

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That may have turned me off permanently. #monsterdon

Can the final girl not shut up? She started as a library nerd, she ends as a chatty nerd.
Oh they are gonna fuck. Boo! Boo this movie!
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For a palate cleanser, I'm probably gonna watch Godmonster of Indian Flats.

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Not done yet but I think I can sum up this movie already with a compliment sandwich:
A gay relationship was treated very well by the writing.
This movie sucks, everything else about it is trash, I have never been so turned off by boobs in my life.
The boobs were all very nice 70s boobs.
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@apLundell The very next line of dialogue explained it. They got into an endless feedback loop because they were all sterile because of the radiation. They would have kept going on like that indefinitely.

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really they did nothing with the "all men are cheating dogs" they set up for the whole movie? or with the bee girl cult?? didn't even attempt the plot that they themselves wrote, i do think this would be more easily categorized as softcore porn than as a movie #monsterdon

'…either kung fu or karate or Dianetics.'

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Hey, I just wanna remind you all, that we voted for this! The good thing about democracy is that you inflict it on yourself.

@Taweret bears no small portion of blame though, for permitting this to happen.

I, for one, welcome our parasitic wasp overladies.

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okay, i think that might be (a ha ha) the worst movie we've ever seen here on #monsterdon. possibly the worst movie ever. i would genuinely rather watch the Murderous Monument Movie again than this. eugh.

After this movie, I wonder how any of us GenX/Xennial folks were conceived, because sex in the 70s was apparently awkward and unappealing. But at least there were ladies making out, and some gay guys who weren't camp. Goodnight #monsterdon and don't forget to tip your host!

It's only the first month on 2025, and #monsterdon gives us a roundhouse kick with this movie.
thanks!

That was very random and made no sense??? Why did they die? Why did it all explode???? #monsterdon

Also BOOOOOOO she didn't turn into a bee girl BOOOOOOOOO

Let us never speak of this movie again.

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I'm gonna consider that last scene with Also Sprach Zarthustra and bees detached from the rest of this movie, otherwise everything is officially ruined

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#Monsterdon *i know what's wrong! this lesbian bee coven has no fire escapes!* "enjoy your death trap, ladies!"

@SnoopJ Well, there was also Twins of Evil

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And the movie ends the way it began, with bland white screwing. #Monsterdon

this has been the end of a #monsterdon thread, featuring a deeply unsatisfying (and, frankly, CW-able) movie with a plot that _could_ have been interesting, but there was just too much fuckery.

Okay, so that kinda nicely wrapped up the story and made it made sense, which is an odd thing to get at the end of a #Monsterdon movie.

The SA scene still doesn't make sense and didn't need to be in the movie.

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight we watched #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls, from 1973, which was abuzz with all manner of sweet funks and bumps. We also had:

@Bluedepth There wasn't a veil.

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#monsterdon that is not an earned Also Sprach Zarathustra

so it just kinda ends

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!

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The bee empire was destroyed by a single bullet shot by THIS GUY who has totally shot a gun before. #monsterdon

Amazon is now offering to show me Gas Pump Girls. Pretty much the same movie. #monsterdon

WRITER'S KINK #16: final girl is a prize for the protagonist

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There better bee a little monolith in those flowers.

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What the actual fuck. The soundtrack went from Katamari to Australian Outback to... 2001 a Space Odyssey??? #Monsterdon

SHES GONNA HAVE BLACK EYES CMON

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@catzilla nudity but little eroticism. #Monsterdon

Agar staring through the window through all that was Oscar® worthy!

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I think "bee" in the context of this film means the grade "b" in college, and the "b-girls" are metaphor for female students who have affairs with professors to get better grades, therefore this has all the markings of professor-porn

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Also, there's an implied gender flip with the drones, I think?

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I want to push this movie down the stairs. #monsterdon

Well that's a hell of a musical cue for the end credits

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So, this movie and The Wicker Man both came out in 1973.

WTF was happening in 1973??

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he's going to feel so bad when he finds out she agreed to become a bee girl so she could afford to buy a watch chain for him for christmas #monsterdon

so he shot the computer, everyone collapsed, and this is DEEPLY UNSATISFYING #monsterdon

Why can't the bee women get out of there? What's holding them in the room? I don't understand it. They look helpless.

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#Monsterdon So basically it's a movie about the effect The Pill has on female empowerment and undermining male sexuality?

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This sheriff speaks for all of us when he says "but I still don't understand what motivated them"

...are they all going to die from the lab equipment?

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"But I still don't understand-"

ANYTHING

THE END #Monsterdon

Moral of the story: make sure your blinken lights diabolical bee girl making machine is well grounded and more than adequately fused.

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#monsterdon This is what happens when you don't talk to IT! OKAY! We have fresh fuses!

Oh no! Not the buzz-o-tron!

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#monsterdon "...thousands of drones are produced...for impregnation" Someone tell New Jersey to watch out for their chastity.

and we're back with the jaw harp, the wah-wikki-guitar and now a MUTED TRIANGLE along with some organ for an exciting foot-chase by a Hamm's truck. Welcome to the 1970's folks.

...I

that was a blow-up doll he just ran off with, wasn't it

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#Monsterdon Is anybody in the movie going to survive sex?

#monsterdon Is it teratophilia or beastiality? Or both? Ah well, thank god they don't have a plug-in Hitachi Magic Wand or the entire grid will collapse inexplicably. And then... the shrieking.

#Monsterdon I’m starting to be grateful every time the bees interrupt a… what I can loosely term a “sex scene.”

Man, those bees work FAST. #Monsterdon

I don'twanna get covered in slime and locked in a closet with thousands of bees tho

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I officially don't understand what's happening anymore

so all these people, are just like, waiting there? all day? huh?
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bioing boing bing boing #Monsterdon

If I count all the men in this town as monsters then the "monster vs monster" bingo square is a shoe-in, but that almost seems too easy

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Yes, every piece of electronic lab equipment I have used makes that exact "bleep-bloop" sound.

Totally realistic!

aw, we never got to see her final form!

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If I had to put this movie down to a single word I guess it would be "YEESH"

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Twist: he's the bee girl #Monsterdon

I suspect this will be the first break in the case.

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#Monsterdon I'm reporting everybody in this movie to HR.

Nice of her to wear her e-z strangle pantyhose. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ah, it’s more undressing. I’m pretty sure the movie was sponsored by an underwear company.

Wait what? We're making centaur men now?
"Look Williams I'm serious. I wanna make a horse man. I wanna ride him. Like a friend."
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I'm usually putting kids to bed during #monsterdon, but the out-of-context toots are always so delightful to read afterwards.

https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/113858406133306306

#Monsterdon Gamma Scintillation Spectrometer. Is that a thing?

@dogwelder Just the sheriff, thank God

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the sex scenes are not appealing

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@allanb We can rule out the possibility of the keys having fallen into her bra #monsterdon

#monsterdon Then the minute the bra was unhooked, it swung around and smashed his skull into a mush, like Scanners. That would be great.

Does anybody get to keep their shirt on in this movie?
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Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'd have paid real money if she got stuck in that top… Just sitting there, struggling covered by sheer tight fabric.

deep stucco inner walls, damn #monsterdon

@Louisa "My bee eyes are up here."

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"Am I still not pretty?"

"Yes."

"Yes, as in I'm not pretty?"

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@ramsey I want to pay some ladies to turn up to someone's funeral like that and really fuck some shit up #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why doesn't anyone ask why so many recent widows are wearing sunglasses indoors?

Is this tool testing for bee girls, or lesbians, Mr. Decker? #monsterdon

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that instrument said something about 'x axis' but it was just like an arrow-pointy dial thing?

Relevant theology, been a few weeks

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X-axis and Y-axis are definitely labels you would put on a radiation counter

in the corners

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this man should die solely for his tie.

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Nothing wrong with the shades but now they are Suspiciously Lesbian I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

#monsterdon live so that the mourners at your funeral display that much cleavage

Pretty fancy casket, Mrs. Grabowski #monsterdon

FUNERARY CLEAVAGE #monsterdon

Do the eyes do the killing? #monsterdon

ow my brain,
yeah and that's why I tend to tune out the sciency mumbo jumbo stuff, to prevent the psychic damage

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#Monsterdon the bee girls are what happens when the women are in control of the stepford wives program?

#Monsterdon I love how dopey the guys become the instant a boob is exposed.

"Duh yeah okay I'm coming."

a photo-sensitive gamma count censor

"what the hell is that?"

first good question in this movie

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@apLundell oh god are the boobs full of bees. i don't think they actually are but that would be some top tier body horror

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The power of mammary glands compels you! #monsterdon

@apLundell *boobees

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#monsterdon Every man is driven by his twig and berries. Even if the black eyes aren't a little bit uncanny valley that makes the rough and ready a little limp and floppy…

Of course you can't find your keys, lady, try taking off the sunglasses #monsterdon